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top gun (1986) / top gun: maverick (2022) - different ways to say goodbye
#gay people r so silly#sry for topgun posting again do u still think im Hot#icemav#sereshaw#hangster#iceman/maverick#iceman x maverick#hangman/rooster#hangman x rooster#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#val kilmer#tom cruise#glen powell#miles teller#top gun#top gun maverick#tg#tgm
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i hate when i get excited about someone posting about saiki k and then its just someone who only watched the first season and refuses to watch past that</333
#i dont actually care if u do this obviously but omfg they always act like theyre in the fandom-#but know absolutely nothing about saiki k and refuse to learn menakenrnsnns#'hehe saiki k is so silly and has no angst' '*sees saikechi* why r u shipping saiki with his brother....' RAHHHHHHHH#hits u with a truck#i SWEAR its the same people that go 'um🤓☝️that character is NOT gay so this is disgusting' on every mlm ship post#not even exclusive to saiki k#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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don’t mind them they’re busy
#fenhawke#fenris x hawke#fenris#hawke#da2#dragon age 2#goddd thinking about them again#they r on my mind SO much#i want to put them in my mouth and chew them into a pulp#im going to put them through the torture labyrinth together#they're so. they're. me when.#ok anyways#im actually. kinda happy with this sketch?? for once??#fenris turned out good look at him im gonna suck him silly i swear to god#i love gay transgender people
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molly finally getting bitches/J
Cazzy belongs to my good friend (threatener) @kursein and Molly is mein!
babies… aawuugghsh they make me ill
#molly melancholy#cazzy fright#w h a t d o i t a g h e r a s#Cazzy the goat? Cazzy [some silly/pos last name]?#I DONT KNOW#well just go with Cazzy fn#welcome home oc#welcome home#mozzy#SHIP NAME SHIP NAME AKSJSJSJSJS#cazzy x molly#my PHONE KEEPS GIVING ME GERMAN#WILL HELP ME/j#silly girlfriends… so silly#i spy with my little eye#GAY PEOPLE!!/pos#i love them so very much… they make me so normal (lie) and calm (lie)#weeeeeees
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silly little kunikidazai banter for you !!
dazai: “pshh c’mon it wasn’t that dangerous, i only did it haphazardly!”
kunikida: “if you did it haphazardly… that means you did it in a dangerous way….”
dazai: “no but i didn’t do the full amount of hazard… i only did it HALF-hazardly!”
kunikida *putting his hand over his mouth as he laughs*: “dazai…. you really are something y’know that.”
#they’re both idiots#kunikidazai#they r so silly#bungo stray dogs#ship post and shitpost#plz save kunikida#fluff kunikida#it is in fact to early for kunikida to be putting up with dazai’s silliness#bungo slay dogs#bsd dazai#i quoted this but idfk where the original is from#bsd kunikida#bsd ships#hello silly little gay people reading this tag#he would#i love them#guys send help i’ve started incorporating y’know into my internet vernacular
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Rhaegar Targaryan why are you, as a man, telling another man his lands are beautiful
Silver prince, why are you gazing into another man's eyes as your hair blows in the wind, standing at the top of his tower with him, calling his lands beautiful.
#rhaegar was gay#making a tag for it#its very funny this is not more widely addressed lol#people really REALLY want R+L=J so jon can be a super special boy due to birthright dont they#ah. bless#rhaegar targaryen#also yes its taken me this long to figure out how to spell his name right. im not ashamed. it's a very silly name!
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What would a game of uno or monopoly be like? (If they magically had it) Chaotic? Laughing at Phanuel flipping the board or something.
AHSKSHSKSNDK lord I feel like board games and card games are probably canonical to ABM heaven but I'll just imagine them playing Uno because I love Uno >:)
Who cheats (as much as an angel can): Asmodeus
Who gets caught in a loop of eating cards forever: Baal
Who forgets to shout Uno: Baal, Azazel, Gabriel
Who teams up: Rosier and Asmodeus (before they bicker and break apart) , Lucifer and Michael, Raphael and Gabriel (Raphael is basically playing for Gabriel)
Who starts winning before everyone teams up against them: Uriel
Who wins while everyone's distracted: Rosier
Who accidentally shows everyone what cards he has: Michael
Who says "Stop making him eat cards, he's literally trying his best!!!!!!!": Lucifer (about Michael)
Who is fighting tears: Baal
Who flips the table: Phanuel
Who takes forever to choose a card: Gabriel, Michael, Azazel
Who yells "STOP RUSHING ME" because they're taking forever to choose the aforementioned card: Azazel
Who is shouting the whole damn time: Everyone (except Uriel)
Also, monopoly would be really dangerous in heaven, I think. Lucifer going mad with power....,,:,,,;,
#im going w early part 2 Lucifer (pre-muteness) so hes a#the angels r actually SO loud like they r SCREECHING the whole time#heaven is full of annoying and loud gay people what else is new#trying to sleep but next door angels are SCREECHING over this game thats gone on for 8 hours#sorry for answering this at 3am but AHSJDDGSJS#thank u for this silly ask#tbh Uno is so luck based but#these r my thoughts rn.....#angels before man#mine#ask#i will sleep on tbis....
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bleeejhhh two random side profiles!1!1!
#art#my art#gay people??#possibly#theyre almost a month old#but they r silly!!!#so ill still post em
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in all seriousness 🤓. sorry i love saying that. but in all seriousness i think people need to get more comfortable with actually identifying and discussing homophobia even in the small perhaps unintentional ways it crops up, in fandom specifically, and stop automatically jumping to: but doing x doesn't make you homophobic, but people don't have to like a popular gay ship if they don't want to, but people have different headcanons, but they don't mean it in x way they mean it in y way, but accusing someone of homophobia is serious, but homophobia is serious, but they're literally gay they can't be homophobic, but it's not that deep, but no one is doing it maliciously, but people will always think this, but heteronormativity, BUT ANYTHING... sometimes people say homophobic things unintentionally. sometimes people are not being malicious or cruel but have an internalised bias. homophobia is as much a part of society as every other ist and ism and phobia and i think people need to like ACCEPT that and move on instead of immediately deflecting or denying let alone ignoring it but also this entire concept does or course apply to all bigotry especially those inherent in online communities/certain fanbases... transphobia transmisogyny misogyny racism antisemitism and more live at home in fandom!!
i think it is far more helpful, AND KIND, to be able to point out ways people can improve and to try and make people understand WHY they're thinking the way they are. i don't understand the absolute heels dug in backlash these kinds of things tend to produce at least on an outer level (because i do KNOW why i just think it's ridiculous) and i especially don't understand when people assign any sort of discussion like this as automatically negative or drama or discourse or whatever EITHER. and like yes sometimes it is stressful and i get that but personally i will always feel safer and more comfortable and positive around someone who tries to better their communities in ways where they do attempt to foster a better environment for everyone, and part of that is pointing out and dismantling bigotry when it comes up
and i'm not saying you have to force yourself to involve yourself in topics and with people that make you uncomfortable OF COURSE but it is not like, bad to do so either. bigots should not feel as safe as they do existing among us all and THAT is all you're doing when you roll over onto your back to expose your belly and say "let's just keep things positive okay!!!!! i don't want drama let's all just get along!!!!!" because like yes of course but also like. no. lol. also i have self respect and don't want to rub elbows with people who have bias against me or my community that does not make me a bad person it doesn't make me anything. you don't have to run a discourse blog (which are stupid) or post constantly about the intricacies of bigotry (which is tiring) but it shouldn't be a nails digging in blood drawing experience to occasionally say "stop being fucking bigots on my blog"
#anyway xo#like no i don't think ppl r being homophobic all the time either but they fucking COULD be#and i think that is the important bit. why are you thinking this way!!!!!#why are people running around headcanoning with intent that a character is cishet why are people being ''straight truthers'' out of spite#that last one is so fucking weird too like okay since when is insisting a character is straight in response to them being gay or bi not#fucking homophobic....#i dunno man maybe it's just the st fans of the world but so many people are such fucking freaks 😭 and it's so silly and tiring being like#hey. stop. and everyone throwing a fit because u said that#i dunno this is just something i've noticed specifically HERE... like illnsay someone is being sort of homophobic and ppl act shocked like#omg.. i'm not saying they're actually evil. Just stop being fucking weird#but maybe i also see it more as a gay steve truther.. ohhh he can't be gay ... because um. no reason!#rmr that one dickhead too. ooo he can't be trans he literally has sex with nancy
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i am barely keeping it together with excitement for tsah and u start throwing around words like ‘pride au’ you’re sick you’re twisted
AGH im sorry teehee xx see i feel really bad talking about the pride au despite the fact that i can’t promise it’ll be written but well. i have been thinking about it a lot recently so i do thing i will at least try xx and honestly the fact that there are people out there excited about the little things i write. i am blushing and giggling and twirling a curl of hair around my finger this very moment…well if i loved you less anon i might be able to talk about it more
#the eta for tsah is end of feb now i think#and if i write the pride au. I fear the eta will be the end of this year at the earliest xx#just because I’d want to do a lot of research + also I have no experience planning something on the scale that in my mind it would have to b#but well. I want to try and realise melancholy lonely gay repressed miner’s son r if it’s the last thing I do!!!!#telegram#anon#still though. so silly and sweet to think people get excited about anything i write. considering it is usually just them like.#buying groceries together. or sitting in bathrooms. real action packed scenes
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Been reading a lot of entries/pins on
queering up the map lately and just.
#Cade.Txts#There r so many touching and sweet stories on here.#so many pins from lesbians talking about the first time they kissed a girl-#so many gay men talking about the first time they realized they were in love w their best friend#stories of people talking about things they went through n how they made it through it n r happier now#people saying they were ready to give up but they didnt for whatever reason and are glad they're still here#Theres also some pretty silly ones too. love the pins u can find in the oceans about lesbian sharks or gay#dolphins#shout out 2 the lil group of aromantic peoples pins in the ocean comforting another aro person#i've thought of putting down my own pin but HJKJNLKGFMDS i dont rly have anyrthing i can put there yet#or i cant think of anything worth while.#this site makes me feel less lonely.
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you guys would not believe the convo I just had with some of the sys (sunny, circe, moon, phoebe, francis, martin and jon)
we were in the living room of headspace discussing what stuff we should do while on holiday and a fucking. disembodied brain??? floats into the middle of the room??? and just hovers there and we're all freaked the fuck out and it just. becomes a full nervous system and them it has muscles and skin and clothes and boom. it was phoebe. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY WOULD SHE. WHAT. WHY.
turns out she was just having fun fucking with the dream-physics of headspace. later in the convo she was suddenly an autism creature after a brief confetti explosion and then she turned her hair into hatsune miku's hair. wtf is wrong with this girl. also british people (jon and martin) joined the convo and started being GAY IN FRONT OF ALL OF US. GROSS (it was cute actually)
#it was a good convo!!! today is a good day in the system ((: everyones getting along for once and things arent as fuzzy as usual :D#jon and martin were being GAY. moon was just Sitting There. phoebe butted in a lot but its ok we love her#circe is actually much wilder than I thought??? I'm not too close with her but I assumed she wasn't that silly but turns out shes bonkers#I underestimated your clownery circe. im sorry#also I get!! really nervous talking about this on main! because I've had really scary rubbish encounters with fakeclaimers in the past etc#so I kinda feel anxious when talking about the positive parts of being part of a system#because everyone on r/fakedisordercringe believes that plurality is a traumatic nightmare 100% of the time )):#its hard!! its REALLY difficult and sucky being a system.#of course it is we're 24 people sharing one body and 23 of us can't even be acknowledged#etc etc. it sucks its a disorder#BUT its also just an alternate way of existing as a human!! we have fun we make friends we make fun of each other and have good times.#mostly.#WOW. RANT. OOPS. but I just want to say that I want to share my experiences as part of a nutty crew of morons... a ragtag band of misfits..#I want to show you guys the positives. try and destigmatise this bitch!!!!! the negatives are there too and I will talk about them sometime#but for now. this was a really fun convo and I wanted to share it#robin shut up challenge#not gonna tag this as anything because I don't want anons telling me I'm making stuff up.#please trust me I've been told that dozens of times you really don't need to tell me#my professional psychiatrist/therapist believes I am a system. you are a stranger on the internet who has never met me. please refrain from#sending anons fakeclaiming#WOW I AM NERVOUS TODAY BOYS#dont be surprised if this post disappears
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love is stored in the sending your boyfriend the cheesiest posts you come across on pinterest and then both of you spamming each other with the pinterest heart button
#posts im debating posting bc i dont want to be too obnoxious like i dont want to turn into the person thats always gushing about stuff#bc like. idk i dont want people to get annoyed at me but also goddd i am just so happy over this all and my brain is so happy i just <33#frogs down bad#we r just silly little guys fr#all the silly cheesy aspects of a relationship are things i wanna post about on my silly little tumblr dot com yknow#to be fair ig i tag everything w the frogs down bad both for organization and also i s2g Q better not see these posts bc they know#both of us irl and we have not told anyone we know irl yet so if they find out via tumblr i will be genuinely kinda upset#but like if people dont wanna hear me being annoying that tag is always blockable /g /lh#i am just a silly little guy who is gay in love and i am so silly abt it
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does anyone know this particular brand of straight guys who think its peak comedy to pretend to flirt with each other? Like what is with that? If you want to kiss just do it otherwise stop making things weird. And please for the love of god stop doing that voice when you're "flirting"
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silly ahh gay person i drew :3
GRRR GR BAAAAHAHAHACS RHYJOYKTBRJEJEVEVEVS/i dont knkw anymore😭😭😭
#silly#aaa/pos#art#digital art#gay#gay people arent real/j#IM GAY AND SO R U#this art sucks lmao#Spotify
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yanxidarlings here~ literally screamed when i saw you followed me because your writings were the direct inspiration for my latest post 💖 but im curious to see your take on yandere! poly! mattheo and theodore with m! reader or just more poly headcanons because i am never. going. to. get. enough. of. them
OH MY FUCKING GOD UR KIDDING I WAS THE ANON WHO REQUESTED UR LATEST POST
IM FEELING STARSTRUCK RN 🙇♂️👑
requests open, please dear god
Yk, reader is (lovingly) so fucking oblivious
Like, his friends will be like “hey you’re getting pretty close with like, the two most obsessive and violent guys at this school aha”
And reader will be like “lol they’re so silly goofy aren’t they 😌”
Inspired purely by your “you know people think we're gay and dating, right?” “aren't we?” I present:
“you know people think we’re gay and dating, right?” “aren’t we?” — yandere! mattheo riddle x oblivious! male! reader x yandere! theodore nott
completely unedited cause i gotta sprint to my lecture broski
TWs: possessive/obsessive behavior, brief mentions of violence, one instance of slut-shaming (?)
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Honestly, you thought nothing of it when you were informed that due to “space issues” you were being moved to room with The Theos™. You just shrugged and followed the very anxious house-elf who had informed you of the switch to your new room.
Your trunk and belongings were there already, waiting to be set up and organized. Mattheo and Theo were hovering in the doorway looking a bit too pleased with the situation for comfort.
You just quietly said “hi” and moved past them, dumping your school bag on your new bed and flopping down next to it.
Theo and Mattheo practically trip over themselves rushing to “befriend” you. (Their words, not mine)
You all share a dorm, so it wasn’t long before they realized the other was obsessed with you.
Then, it’s all out war.
I’m talking mysterious falls down the moving stairs, getting locked out of the dorm all night, randomly being chased by bludgers—even when they aren’t playing.
Random fistfights between them whenever they see each other in the halls.
That all goes out the window, though, when reader is asked out.
Reader comes back to his dorm after a long day and finds The Theos sitting side-by-side on the edge of the his bed.
“When were you going to tell us that you became the class whore?” Mattheo drawled, his lips thinning in disapproval and disgust.
“W-what?” You ask, completely taken aback.
“We heard that little Y/N L/N’s got himself a date to the Yule Ball,” Theodore adds. “Who is it? That Parkinson girl? The Diggory boy?”
“Wh- no. I said no anyways.”
The boys scrutinize you, exuding an air of judgement.
Finally, Theodore pipes up. “Good boy.”
😳
“Aww, what’s this? Look, Riddle. Y/N’s blushing,” Theodore teases.
They make a quick mental note of that 📝
Anyways, they eventually find out who asked you out. They call a ceasefire on their own personal war, and team up to beat the shit out of the poor guy/girl.
After that, babycakes, if they didn’t already know before, everyone at Hogwarts now knows that you are TAKEN. (Even though you don’t.)
They tolerate each other, but just barely. They can really only stand each other when you three all curl up in one of your beds or on the common room couch.
Then, they’re the clingiest mfs you’ve ever met.
They have absolutely no sense of a personal space bubble. One of them is always touching you in some way, whether it be holding your hand, resting a hand on your hip or shoulder, putting their hand on your lower back…
Theodore charmed your chair in History of Magic to be impossible to move, so you can’t scoot away from him.
If you’re relaxing on the couch in the common room, Mattheo will move to sit right next to you (like r i g h t next to you) and put your legs in his lap. He tried once before to get you to just sit in his lap, but you told him no (like an idiot) and avoided him for the rest of the day. That is, until you woke up to him in your bed next to you.
Homeboy was not happy about that.
He is manipulative as fuck and will gaslight you to no end. He uses his shitty childhood and bad father to get you to pity him.
(It works.)
It’s obviously disconcerting for you when your boyos go from ‘actively out for each other’s blood’ to ‘eh, you’re fine, i guess’
You guys were watching a movie in your dorm one night, all piled onto your bed, and they accidentally fell asleep there. They woke to you already gone for breakfast and them with their arms around each other.
“If you ever bring this up again, I’ll kill you.”
“Oh, believe me, they’d never find your body.”
They become way more open about their attraction to you, everything from kissing your cheek, to making you wear their clothes (esp their jerseys with their last name on them), to asking you your ring size.
I completely agree with your headcanon of Mattheo neck kisses 😩🤌
Eventually though, because you are an oblivious gay disaster, you’re just chilling on the couch and you’re like “Hey guys, you know everyone thinks we’re gay right? And like, all dating each other?”
“What, like we aren’t?”
y/n: 😳🤨☺️🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨
#harry potter#fuck jkr#hp#hp x male reader#x male reader#gay#x reader#theodore nott#theodore nott x reader#theo nott x reader#theo nott#yandere theodore nott#mattheo riddle x reader#mattheoxreader#mattheo riddle x male reader#mattheo riddle
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