bartholomewfarquaad
Bartholomew Farquaad
This blog isn't Shrek themed or anything the name is just funny
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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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🏳️⚧️ TRANS PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP 🏳️⚧️
Click here to instantly cast [Gender Euphoria] on a trans person
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Transfem to Transmasc solitary must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.
Protect my boys.
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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
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there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing
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they should start doing themed airports, you can't make airports any stranger so why not make them themed, like a haunted house themed airport, or a pirates cove airport
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