Okay what I find rly funny though, is that all the characters in Pjo and Hoo probably swear A LOT, but because the books were published by Disney, they were changed into things like “Leo cussed worse than the horse” or “Percy shouted some pretty offensive words” and things like that. I love to imagine the seven in the middle of a battle, and all you can really hear is:

“FUCKING DICKHEAD”

“YA LOUSY PEICE OF SHIT”

“PISS OFF ASSHOLE”

… ya know… normal stuff

“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”

”Hey focus we left Kansas four days ago.”

Percy take this girl to the movies please.

I just think it's funny how Rick Riordan must have done SO MUCH research about different cultures and communities, doing his best to be respectful in his representations.

Yet couldn't be bothered to pull up Google Maps to see how far away the St. Louis Arch is from the water

Will: I'm in love with Nico

Annabeth: Our Nico?

Will: Yes. Thoughts?

Percy: Yes. And prayers.

Annabeth: And blessings.

Jason: But yeah, mostly prayers.

Percy: Good luck.

: Dreams are hardly considered mere dreams for demigods, they can hold signs of the past, present, and even future. dreams are very important

Meanwhile Percy’s dreams:

Times Percy could have told Annabeth he loved her for the first time:

When they reunited after 6 months apart.

When having a private romantic snuggle sesh in the stables.

When he’s saying goodbye to her as she leaves on her solo death quest.

When he refuses to let her fall into Tartarus alone.

When he’s trying to convince her to leave Tartarus without him.

When he actually chose to do it:

After making out with her in front of Piper.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

gentle reminder that jason grace sincerely thought that becoming a tree was a puberty thing for all Zeus kids, and lowkey freaked out + Annabeth started cackling at that. He is such a himbo I love him sjsks

percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

jason: *looking at the imaginary camera like in the Office* i know some shit u wouldn't believe

SoN trio freeing Thanatos (with honor, duty, knowing it might kill them but willing nonetheless) vs Lost trio freeing Hera (with spite, making fun of her, complaining the whole time)

Me trying to explain heroes of Olympus to people who haven’t read it: Okay so then Percy came in with his awesome WaTeR shit and stuff, and Annabeth was like off kicking ass somewhere—

Them: wait, backtrack. So you’re telling me that the world is currently existing purely because a tiny emo dude decided to crawl into the depths of hell?

Me: well not really, you see he was in the Roman camp, but no one new it existed because they weren’t allowed to know, but then he was also part of the Greek camp, and the romans didn’t know about that but he was allowed to know because the gods decided to let him, and the romans thought he was one of them, but the Greeks also thought he was one of them, so then-

Them: hahah…. Come again?

The Chalice of the Gods except instead of Percy doing quests for gods in order to get recommendation letters, Poseidon shows up at New Rome and terrifies New Rome University’s admissions office

"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"

"Yes, Grandmother."

"Good, there may be hope for you yet"

absolutely underrated moment right there

That moment when Percy was the third wheel with Hazel and Frank and went through 5 stages of grief for making grover suffer for 4 and a half years...

SAVOIR FAIRE: I'd worry in Necktie's place, lieutenant can get quite creative with a piece of fabric~ I have seen several cases where people were mixing Electrochemistry and Horrific Necktie and tbf they're pretty easy to mix, but there is a slight difference: EC is your pleasure center which wants you to feel good no matter the source, while Necktie is your imaginary drinking buddy who want's you to party hard like young people do (by getting drunk/hight, sleeping with younger women and doing stupid shit for lulz).

So I'm pretty sure our *bratan* won't be Kim's biggest fan (and vice versa), EC on the other hand…