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yourlocalquestionmark · 3 months
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Okay what I find rly funny though, is that all the characters in Pjo and Hoo probably swear A LOT, but because the books were published by Disney, they were changed into things like “Leo cussed worse than the horse” or “Percy shouted some pretty offensive words” and things like that. I love to imagine the seven in the middle of a battle, and all you can really hear is:
“FUCKING DICKHEAD”
“YA LOUSY PEICE OF SHIT”
“PISS OFF ASSHOLE”
… ya know… normal stuff
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Percy: I believe ~water~ can solve all of our problems Nico, listening to the 100th rant that day about water and losing his mind: Definitely Percy: Want to lose weight? Drink water. Nico: Yes Percy: Want clear skin? Drink water. Nico, having enough: REALLY sick of that one person? DROWN THEM.
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sentientsliotar · 3 months
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“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”
”Hey focus we left Kansas four days ago.”
Percy take this girl to the movies please.
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lxvesick-stars · 14 days
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I just think it's funny how Rick Riordan must have done SO MUCH research about different cultures and communities, doing his best to be respectful in his representations.
Yet couldn't be bothered to pull up Google Maps to see how far away the St. Louis Arch is from the water
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annabethcheese · 10 months
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Will: I'm in love with Nico
Annabeth: Our Nico?
Will: Yes. Thoughts?
Percy: Yes. And prayers.
Annabeth: And blessings.
Jason: But yeah, mostly prayers.
Percy: Good luck.
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perseabeth · 15 days
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: Dreams are hardly considered mere dreams for demigods, they can hold signs of the past, present, and even future. dreams are very important
Meanwhile Percy’s dreams:
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hermemescabin · 3 months
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Times Percy could have told Annabeth he loved her for the first time:
When they reunited after 6 months apart.
When having a private romantic snuggle sesh in the stables.
When he’s saying goodbye to her as she leaves on her solo death quest.
When he refuses to let her fall into Tartarus alone.
When he’s trying to convince her to leave Tartarus without him.
When he actually chose to do it:
After making out with her in front of Piper.
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gentle reminder that jason grace sincerely thought that becoming a tree was a puberty thing for all Zeus kids, and lowkey freaked out + Annabeth started cackling at that. He is such a himbo I love him sjsks
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percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol
percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL
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thaliasthunder · 11 months
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jason: *looking at the imaginary camera like in the Office* i know some shit u wouldn't believe
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Pjo characters saying things that I have heard my friends say before:
Will: your upsetting the apple juice!!
Leo: EsPaNoL
Nico: stop. Get some help.
Percy *britishly*: I DONT WANT IT!
Annabeth: your shit. But it’s ok. You’re a good shit.
Leo *barging past piper*: BREAK IT UP LESBIANS
Percy: Cheese… is just a loaf of milk… huh.
Jason: gravity is a lie and so am I.
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Nico: Is it illegal if I throw sodium chloride into Percy's eyes? Reyna: Yes, that's assault. Nico: I know it's salt, but is it illegal?
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l-just-want-to-see · 5 months
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SoN trio freeing Thanatos (with honor, duty, knowing it might kill them but willing nonetheless) vs Lost trio freeing Hera (with spite, making fun of her, complaining the whole time)
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poisonpercy · 2 years
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The Chalice of the Gods except instead of Percy doing quests for gods in order to get recommendation letters, Poseidon shows up at New Rome and terrifies New Rome University’s admissions office
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lxvesick-stars · 14 days
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"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"
"Yes, Grandmother."
"Good, there may be hope for you yet"
absolutely underrated moment right there
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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