JUST FOUND OUT THE AROMANTIC TAG IS #1 ON TUMBLR LET'S FUCCCKKKIIIIIINGGG GO AROMANTICSS

"you're a challenge every sunset, saint louis, and i wouldn't have it any other way."

in honour of valentine’s day - one of my (many) favourite loustat scenes.

Saw a picture of two idiots rolling on the ground. I had to make it space husbands.

T'pring, if Stonn isn't the one I humbly volunteer as tribute.

Have a nice day y'all! Sending space hugs & friendly thoughts for all the queers, freaks & misfits as usual <3

My husband and I HATE Valentine’s Day, because we don’t do romance. So we celebrate a new holiday: Jeff Goldblum Day!

It started a couple of years ago as a joke. We were sick to death of our single friends swooning at us over Valentine’s Day and asking us what romantic garbage we were planning to do, because OF COURSE married people have to be romantic every February, right? 

Except we don’t. The husband and I are just best friends who sleep together, and we did the papework because it was convenient. We don’t do that flowers and chocolates shit. Our idea of “romance is watching Mythbusters over takeout Chinese and laughing at the explosions, okay? 

So we told our friends, as a joke, that we celebrate Jeff Goldblum Day: the day when everyone is unattached, so we can all appreciate the sexy, hilarious glory that is Jeff Goldblum. All you do is watch Jeff Goldblum movies with your most beloved friends, while munching on half-priced chocolates. Nobody’s married on Jeff Goldblum Day, nor is anyone in love. Our partners are just here with us to watch movies, just like every other friend we have. Aroace friends, this is your holiday too, no one says you have to actually be attracted to him. 

Don’t ask why we chose Jeff Goldblum. We were pulling ideas out of our butts and acting like it was a thing, and that was the first “weird actor everyone knows” that we thought of. This could have just as easily become “Christopher Walken Day.”

Except that everyone came over for Jeff Goldblum Day. And then they did it the folllowing year. And now we’re in Spain introducing all of our friends here to it as well. 

So yeah. Jeff Goldblum Day is next weekend, and I’m formally inviting everyone here to participate in Jeff Goldblum Day with us.

Enjoy the chocolate. 

just got home from the theater. saw the movie a 5th time

to all the couples displaying PDA in the theater, i wish i could unsee it all..

I've decided to make a career

out of swinging from the chandelier.

I'm happiest when I'm high.

You all look like ants from up here.

I HATE HOW MUCH RANDOM SHIT IS ROMANTICIZED

Kissing??? Your exchanging fluids through your mouth?? If not that your just like poking them with your face??

Cuddling? Your in close contact? so what? Anyone can do that????

Red or pink? THEYRE RANDOM FUCKING COLORS???

Roses??? ITS. A. FLOWER. And its mostly romantic based off the randomly picked romantic colors???

February 14th? Not quite as arbitrary as its celebrating st valentine- BUT WHY IS IT A CELEBRATION OF ROMANTIC LOVE??

Why do hearts need to be tied to romance?? ITS A SIMPLE SHAPE NAMED AFTER A RANDOM ASS ORIGAN THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REASONING, LOGIC, OR LOVE????

this is your reminder that valentines day was created for you to buy candy ✌️

FUCK VALENTINES DAY

You should show someone you love them everyday, not just one day a year!

No need for a holiday to show someone you love them.

Also it's just a holiday that corporations use to get your money.

Sorry but your boy/girl doesn't need a giant ass teddy bear that takes up the whole damn bed or roses that will die in like 5 days!

Other people: Happy Valentine's Day!

Me: It is wednesday my dudes

aromantic tumblr please save me. my romance-repulsed ass cannot handle seeing all these hearts and valentine's shit on my dashboard. so feel free to talk to me about anything else (mythology, nature, songs, movies, pet pics etc) anything that brings you genuine joy ☆

Valentine's Day is too often used as a day for big romantic gestures, only to excuse a year's worth of bad behaviour.

Spent my first Valentines in 7 years single yesterday. You know my inner child was singing Queen of Mean all day around the house. Audrey is my fav! 💙

FUCK VALENTINES!!!!!! AUGHHH FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK ITTTT

To the people who spent valentines listening to champagne problems or people watching or liability or ghost of you or intimate moments or logical or uncomfortable the list goes on…

I’m right there with you

(Also dude those are some SAD songs are you okay??)

Fuck Valentine's Day