“Weird top surgery scars you got there”

“Oh actually that’s from the time my bestie got so horny he tried to kill me :)”

Just realised that I can accurately calculate the probability of two Vulcans going into Pon Farr in a Five year mission using my limited knowledge in Statgraphics and statistics

I can even make a tiny graph about it

How many do you think the average starship has? To make the Poisson distribution.

redraw of that silly old picture of Nimoy and Shatner plus an alternate bc we all know what ‘Pon Farr Fridays’ really meant ;))

this is straight out of the gayest porn you've ever seen i swear tg

more here (at your own risk)

It was then that Bones realised...

happy belated Rolling in the Sands of Vulcan day.

zoom in on the tricorder

Leonard Nimoy as Spock - Star Trek (1967)

what if they’re both into it

amok time but with upgraded weaponry

Human who works long hours alone (workaholic, enjoys it) but their superiors are worried about them being so isolated so they force them to take a vacation and try to go to a single’s space cruise

But before they get on the ship, they accidentally literally run into a Vulcan who’s headed back to their home planet to die because of pon farr, but when they realize they’re compatible with the Human, they desperately explain what pon farr is and asks them to join them for it so they don’t die

And the Human is like “that…sounds so much better than a month long cruise in some tiny cabin where I have to keep interviewing person after person to find someone to date, yeah I’ll completely skip it to go with you to a planet I’ve never been on for marathon sex and a guarantee that we’re compatible” much to the Vulcan’s surprise

So they end up going home with a spouse and their superiors are like “that’s not what we said to do?? you just had to find a date??” and the Human’s like “you’re impossible to please >:/, anyways I found someone who will technically never leave me alone (bond), so there’s no reason for me to ever take a vacation again to socialize”

But their Vulcan spouse gets even more concerned when they’re not taking care of themselves and does a much better job of making sure they take constant breaks than their superiors

Saw a picture of two idiots rolling on the ground. I had to make it space husbands.

T'pring, if Stonn isn't the one I humbly volunteer as tribute.

Have a nice day y'all! Sending space hugs & friendly thoughts for all the queers, freaks & misfits as usual <3

literally absolutely no one at all:

kirk:

pov: you're about to die in the gayest way imaginable

How about a horny barefoot Spock in a Vulcan robe?

You can find the NSFW version of this art here 😏

I know you can hear the music in your head, I KNOW you can! 😂

is sexy times rolling in the sacred sand Captain! 😉😉