Rereading the loml All that's left in the world and I am once again hoping Jamie and Andrew would turn back and not walk towards the fireworks

Thinking about every time someone criticised me or acted like I was stupid over something that they were wrong about or didn't wait long enough to hear my explanation of and made assumptions about what I was saying. Exploding them all a hundred times. And I cant even bring it up yo clarify without looking petty and pathetic (because I am petty and pathetic)

I loved your snaps so much last night, I was moaning your name and everything 🤭

do recipe writers understand what 'salt to taste' means

like you are meant to be able to taste it and adjust based on your preferences... at the END of a recipe

it makes no sense whatsoever to have a 'salt to taste' instruction at the very beginning of the recipe when all the ingredients are still fucking raw 😂 especially when it's something like a soup that is going to cook down... evaporating liquid... getting SALTIER lmao

if you salt to taste at the beginning of a recipe where you are going to lose a good portion of liquid to evaporation your food is going to be inedible

noooooooo tumblr live reached me >:@

When you have aus for your ocs but no one besides you gets it or is excited for it

PAC18+:🍨✨Channeled Message From Your True Love & Karmic Lover❤️

This is a channeled message from your true love and karmic partners. Take what resonates and what doesn't. Remember this is a general reading💕💕. Enjoy this reading. Most of those piles from your partners are advice for you.

Paid Readings

Hey, you, I know I haven't been talking to you for a minute, because I have been focusing on my bullshit. I hope you are doing the same thing with yours. I can see that you've been writing some stuff down about our future. So am I. I can feel your energy. I am searching for it in everyone else even girls I've been going on dates on. I realized something yesterday about some bullshit ass friends and family. I've attached myself to these fake ass friends because I keep forgiving them. So I still have a lot more karmic shit to deal with. Sorry for keep delaying our connection. I know that you've been working and keeping up with your finances. I know how you feel. I was in your shoes before. I feel that someone had stolen something from me. I don't know who but I'll figure it out. If you need any help! Let me know. I don't like it if you are struggling. Our connection is part of the universe. You and I shared a past life before. I am your friend that came down here to help you out. Whatever struggle you going through I am here. Call out my name. I can feel that you are the most important person in my life. I can feel the love between us, even when we are apart from each other. Make sure to keep writing your list down. I hope I am everything on that list. I wanna tell you something, I am shame of the choices I've made in life. If I tell you that you won't look at me the same again. I've been working on myself. Left to right I've been stuck in the middle. I've attached myself to people's bullshit drama. I can't help it. I love to help other people. Now my question is to you? Are you eating right? How are you feeling? It's okay to feel those emotions whatever you are feeling. Feel it. I used to be the same way. Blocking those emotions. I was so afraid of being vulnerable. Now I am a fucking crybaby. When I was younger, I have been manifesting someone like you in life. I feel that I lost you. I can feel my soul searching for you. You are such a boss-ass woman/man. Can you notice that? I can see it. Even though I can't see it physically but I can see it when I dream about you. I remember when I was younger I used to watch a lot of Disney movies. My family used to make fun of me because of that. But I didn't care I mean don't get me wrong it hurt but I still watch it. So again. Whatever you are dreaming about or writing down it better be me. Because that's what I'm doing. I pray to the stars when I'm thinking about you. When I look up at the moon, I see your beautiful face. You have a beautiful face, energy, etc. I don't like it when you cry 😭 because it makes me cry. I've been seeing a psychic about you. She says some pretty weird 😕 things about you. I've gotten scared about it. Sorry for my delaying our connection with you. Maybe this is my desire talking. But I fucking want you! I wanna meet you right now! I wanna feel your energy around me. I don't want to feel other people's energies anymore. I am getting fucking frustrated 😫. It is bothering the fuck out of my soul. I feel uncomfortable talking to people about my fucking problems if they ain't hearing me. I am sorry for yelling. But this is how I feel. Ain't you ready to meet me? Because I am. I don't care if you got karma with other people we will deal with it together. Ugh!!! Forgive me my darling. I am just scared about the timing and everything. My doubts come to me saying that I'll never meet you. That would be fucked up of me to say wait. Anyways, I love you so much. Ughhhhhhh!! See! I am feeling the water in my eyes right now. Because I wanna cry. I am tired of messing around with other women or talking to other women. I just wanna talk to you and you ONLY!!!

My precious cupcake 🧁, I know what you've been feeling. Our energies transfer to each other🥹. You know how I feel and I know how you feel. I know you are getting tired of waiting for me. For our connection. You wanted it to happen right now. I get you, my love. Everything takes patience. I think that you should go after what you want. Don't think about anything else. Just do it. I mean be smart. We have a telepathic connection. We have conversations with each other. You might think that shit is stupid or corny or whatever but it ain't. I like talking to you. Even though we are far away from each other. We still like right there with each other. If that makes sense. I've been meditating and isolating myself away from people. Because of those types of bad energies, I won't do that to myself. In that area. I climb out of a dark hole. I won't put myself back in there again. You shouldn't either. I've seen the way how you've been moving lately. It's good 🌟 but I can see you falling back into that bad habit. I'm telling you I noticed it because I am noticing it in myself. I feel that you should isolate yourself, away from people because they are not for you. I know you have a lesson you need to learn from these people. So do I. But don't let anyone try to fucked up your peace of mind. Because that person ain't worth it. Maybe I'm deflecting. Nah! Haha 😂 I am just giving you advice. My precious darling. I've been seeing you grow so tremendously. I love every inch of you. Watching you grow helps me grow. I've bet if I was the type of man/woman then I was before tell me the truth you wouldn't want me. Not at all you wouldn't. The choices I've made. Made me the man I am today. I realize my mistakes and actions. I told myself that shit wouldn't fly today. Because I am in a different head space now. Figuring out my peace and my sanctuary. I am sorry for deflecting. See! I'll take accountability for my shit. But still, take my advice. As your husband regardless of what label I am to you. I am still your husband/wife. Because I am confident that you are my wife one day to be. Let me boost your confidence real quick. Do you know how amazing you are? Do you? Your light is so bright it burns the shit out of people’s eyes. You are the best 🌟 beautiful woman/man in the world. The way you sing, move, dance and talk is fucking amazing. You have such a gift. The universe speaks to me when I meditate. I daydream about you all the time. I dream about you. 💘💘🌟💋Your my cupid. You shoot your arrow into my heart ❤️. I fell deeply in love with you. Yes, I don't know you but I know of you. If that makes sense. I know I keep giving you advice because I love helping you out! But you should try meditation with me. Whenever you're ready. Do it. Speak to the universe while you are meditating. Even if you don't believe in us. I say give it a try. What's worth the risk? I have a mental issue, sort of people say I do but oh okay. I am fucked up in the mind. I'm honest about that. That's why I try different outlets to help me. My ancestors speak to me about you. Calling on you. Do you hear me calling? Hear me, please. I got you. No matter what.

I’ve seen you in my dreams before. But damn for the life of me, I can’t remember your face when I wake up in the morning. But I can’t ever forget the way you make me feel in those dreams when I wake up in the morning. My dick stands up. The way you make me feel, I fucking wanna pull you out of my dreams. Like what they did in the movie Nightmare on Elm Street. But that’s how life works I guess. I’m being impatient. I want you here with me and forever. I search for you every single day. I never stop. Maybe you don’t see me. But I am right in front of your face, you don’t even recognize me. You push me away. Like I don’t exist. That’s hurt my feelings when you do that. But I like you a lot. You know who I am, what I do. We've talked before many and plenty of times. But I just think you don't feel the same way about me. Can I ask you something? Am I wasting my time? Because I promise I won't waste your time. Your face, time, and energy are too important to me. I think that I can be your true love. If you give me a chance. I believe in love. The way you make me feel, it's like no other person I ever felt this way about. I dream about you, manifest you, and sort of been writing to me. You may not know who I am personally. But I am me. If you give me a chance let you experience me. I am one in a million. You're like my Willy Wonda. I am your Golden Ticket 🎫. I'll try my hardest best to not make you cry, or make you feel that I remind you of someone. That'll never happen. You are my wish fulfillment🧑🏾‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏾. I bet we have so much in common. I think that we do. Are you some type of psychic? Or whatever you do your aura pulls me closer to you. I tried to walk away from you but it seems like I can't. You're fucking everywhere. That's not a bad thing for me. I got you back. If you call on me. I'll do anything for you. You know that right? You are the key to my heart. Don't be surprised when I come knocking on your door. You'll be shocked to see who I am. Just don't run away from me. Please, don't. I'll hate being rejected by you. Everyone else do it to me. I just hope you don't. Sure I ain't the best-looking type but for damn sure I am hell worth it. If you give me a chance. Will you, my darling? I miss talking to you and I miss seeing you in my dreams. Come back to me. Please, I won't let you down. Like these other people did to you. Give us a chance.

🥹Yesterday, I saw something so gorgeous yesterday. You want to know what that was. It was your beautiful smile. Do you know that you have a beautiful smile? I mean fucking drop-dead gorgeous smile. I fucking love it. That's what made my day. A beautiful smile. I wish people can see that. But I don't care I'm selfish. Keep that smile for me then... Hahaha 😂😂. I do be making myself laugh so fucking hard sometimes. I wish I can share my jokes. But you might think it's corny or you probably won’t get the joke. Hey! Do you like nature? Or are you allergic to nature? One day we should go hiking. Just you and me together. Nobody else but us. One day you get off from work or we don't go to work and we can just camp in nature. Too much lack of communication in this world. Don't you agree? It's not much face-to-face communication when I was growing up. Now it's I'll send you a message across the room. Like Boo! That's so lame to me. I will sometimes be on my phone when I'm bored. That's all technology is to me. Boredom. I want to have a real ass conversation. Sorry for being all preachy. I am a babbler. Haha. I fucking love to laugh. You gotta laugh today. Make sure you laugh today nothing but laughter. If anyone tries to ruin your laughter. Tell them that I say go suck it! Seriously suck it!! 😂😂😂😂. Once we both enter each other's lives. My mission is to make you happy and laugh a lot. Because I don't like bad energy. Sad-ass moods. I am such an optimistic person once you get to know me. I've been through hella darkness in my life. I'm a calmer person now. I can see that you are too. Well trying to be. But I love it either way. My advice to you is. Don't get swiped up by other people's bullshit ass aura. Because it makes you dark too. Have you noticed that? When you are around other people's energy who isn't happy? You start feeling down. Yeah! Whenever you are feeling that way! I don't give a fuck if it's social media people, friends, family, or people on here. Remove yourself away from that. Because all you gonna do is get yourself caught up with their nonsense and it has nothing to do with you. I mean nothing. So again! I'm talking to you, my sweetheart. My gift to you for now! That is my advice. And please take it. I don't say shit just to say it. I mean it. So love ya! Remember what I said laughter! Laugh all day every day!! 😂😂😂😂Laughing helps the soul. 💋💋Sweet dreams my darling. I'll give our future a big hug 🤗.

Yay 👏🏾, I heard that you did well! Did you get a promotion? I sure did! I'm so happy for you. I am sorry I haven't talked to you. Because I've been working on myself. Healing myself. Dealing with all these karmic debts with these co-workers and my family. My family has been fucking with me. They have been spreading a lot of bad rumors about me. I've been trying to exit myself away from that shit. Telling me how to run my own business. But I've been isolating myself away from that nonsense. I just couldn't take it anymore. My ex-friend doesn't talk to me anymore. Cut me off. A lot of people who I so-called my family I had to cut them off. Because a lot of money, things and important items have been stolen from me. I had lost a lot of money. I haven't been eating well. Enough about me! Don't feel bad for me btw! I got this shit handle. Don't worry about me either my love. I hope that you've been putting yourself first. I know that you've been feeling stressed out lately. But baby girl, I just wanted to tell you this. The stronger you get the better. Cross out those bad people, and families who don't wish you well. If those are the people who don't wish you well. Then they need to be out of your life. But how are you? How are you feeling? Did you eat today? Did you get your strength up? I hope you weren't procrastinating. Get your ass up and move around. You are too good for this bullshit ass life. Because what am I about to give you can't match up to what you are doing now. I know this is going to sound very weird to you. But I love that body. You've been working out lately, haven't you? Goddess body! Yes, I have a song for you. Maybe you should whine your body for me. Work it! When you wake up in the morning. I want you to hug yourself. Hold yourself tight for a minute. You'll see why. Then ask yourself how you do you feel. When you hug yourself. Anyways I am sorry I have to make this short. But I love you, I know we have our karmic debts to deal with. But let's enjoy ourselves. We'll deal with our debts when we are married. Is that a deal? Sounds like a deal to me. I'm getting tired. Feel my kisses in your dreams and when you are waking up. Remember to smile. Alright, gotta go. If I don't I'm gonna keep talking to you. See! Here I go again. Haha 😂 love you so much. My precious diamond. Keep on shining ✨. Remember your light. You are light 💡.

omg since you’re taking off todya from studying can we hear some of your beatle hottakes?

ughhhhhhh sorry, these are so hard to come up with these days

meta take: I sort of wish we could have a genuine conversation about the blurry line between wishful thinking/headcanon and more objective (or, aspiring to be objective) historical analysis – I get the headcanons, I really do! but just in the past year, there's been several instances of people in good faith asking about sources or questioning "fan favourite" anecdotes and being shouted down for "ruining people's fun". If you want to engage with this stuff in a more lighthearted way, that's fine! but accept that that's what you're doing. Being rude to people trying to get to the truth is not a good look. Your imagination can withstand it, I promise.

more people need to jump on the Day Tripper tinhatting train. shit's crazy up here

the more I listen to Double Fantasy the more I'm offended that a certain brand of John fan basically only names songs from 1970/71 as his best. ditto with Walls and Bridges…

Again And Again And Again: best Denny solo-written Wings song ( it's hard to gauge how much is him and how much is Paul for their collabs. Anyways, No Words my beloved)

Sexy Sadie is kind of perfect… The lyrics, the chords, the distorted doo-wop it all embodies that DISAPPOINTMENT so well. The guitar solo is great, the high-pitched oooooooooohs. No notes, underrated song for sure.

the Mind Games album cover is soooooo deranged but so fucking good. That and Ram might be the best post-Beatles album covers.

this isn't exactly a take but the SADDEST part of Hey Jude is when John harmonizes with Paul. I can't not hear all the unspoken pain.

I kind of hope we get versions of Free As A Bird and Real Love with cleaned up John vocals like Now And Then. I don't want to erase those originals because the audio quality tells a story of its own, but Real Love especially suffers so much from it. I listened to it earlier today and nearly got teary. "No need to be alone" kind of gives me goosebumps. There's something so raw and emotional about all three of these songs…

This is almost the opposite of a hottake, but it kind of Doesn't Matter To Me who Now And Then is about. It could be about Paul, it could pretty easily be about Yoko too, and a few people I've seen say they think it's about May, which could be too! It perhaps not being directed at Paul doesn't take away from the song for me, because the song feels bigger than just its direct inspiration.

On that note, I sort of think that sometimes people could stand to.... Die on fewer hills? Like, the notion that Now And Then could be about Yoko doesn't negate John and Paul's relationship or most things people theorize they may have gotten up to. Now And Then Release Week bonus round, cause it's been long enough to talk about it a bit:

Paul (and Ringo and George! they also have a writing credit, guys!) making editorial choices about John's unfinished song with the blessing of his widow is literally fine. "But John might not have approved–" yes, this is how death works. John also might have found the song embarrassing and not wanted it released at all. It wasn't on Double Fantasy after all! Or maybe he would have specifically wanted to remove the same bit! (which I maintain is musically strange and unfitting at worst and at best a still really rough idea that would probably require a lot of work in of itself – echoing the chord progression in the instrumental bit is the best compromise I could imagine)

I actually really get the George girls who were a bit bummed out by the rollout of the song. He DID get the short end in this situation! but… what would have been better? I saw some people say Paul isn't nearly as good a slide guitarist at George. Okay well then… So Paul should've hired a session musician? How does that makes sense? Paul should've asked Dhani to find some random guitar bit George recorded 25 years ago and frankensteined it onto this song? I'm asking this honestly: what should have been done instead? Because… I sort of got the feeling from some of the criticism that the only acceptable solution was to not release this song at all. And TBH I don't think George "getting the short end" is worse than not allowing Paul and Ringo the closure of completing this song. This wasn't perfect but again: yes, this is how death works.

Made it through chapters 13-18 today and I wanted to start this one off by mentioning something that I noticed a while ago but neglected to mention here so far, which is that Feyre uses Ihr/Euch when referring to Tamlin and I think Lucien and even Alis as well (Ihr/Euch is the Formal You thats used to refer to nobility (as opposed to the more common Sie/Ihnen which is the Formal You used in others contexts)), while Tamlin and Lucien refer to Feyre by du (Informal You) and Alis refers to her by Ihr/Eugh as well. I wanna try and keep track of when Feyre starts to use the Informal You for Tamlin because its a small detail but it always signals a pretty big shift in the relationship in german-language media and I think its really neat

Anyway, now onto the other stuff; i remember that I complained about the pacing feeling very slow in my first post and I would like to say that thats gotten a lot better, at least on the level of individual scenes. When it comes to the story as a whole though, I feel like its moving unnaturally quickly. Like, its a little hard to describe but Feyres character development and her warming up to the fae feels like its happening in chunks rather than a smooth, natural progression. The fact that SJM's writing is incredibly unsubtle isnt helpful either, it just makes the unnatural-ness of it all stick out that much more. I wouldve definitely needed atleast one realization of "Oh, these guys arent that different from me and the people I knew in my life" from Feyre before she started warming up to them and feeling sorry for Andras' death because as it stands, her feeling guilty felt very sudden

While the fae are still dissappointing overall and I despise the horrible What-if-America-colonized-the-British-Isles ass layout and the exposition was clunkier than ever before, I did like all the non-high fae fea creatures, the Suriel and the Bogge in particular, its truly incredible how interesting SJM's writing can be when shes not too focused on the most generically handsome basically-human-except-they-fuckin-growl-and-roar men

Speaking of those men, I continue to find Tamlin pretty charming although hes definitely definitely not my type, my type are pathetic submissive easily flustered guys, but given that this is a book by Sarah J Maas a guy who actually has hobbies outside of fighting and fucking might be all I can hope for. Despite that, I like Luien a lot more and I find his relationship with Feyre far more compelling. Like, him giving Feyre that dagger telling her not to stab him in the back with it was absolutely lovely, not mention his incredibly interesting family drama. Like ughhhhhhh whyd SJM decide she wanted to subvert expectations by having Feyre end up with Rhysand when Lucien is literally right there. Although granted, I think a large part of the reason I feel that way is because Feyre and Tamlin havent really interacted too much in almost 200 hundred pages while Feyre and Lucien have spent a decent amount of time alone already and its a little baffling because its not like Feylin have absolutely no time together, its just that we dont really see it. Like, we dont see their almost nightly dinners and its really frustrating because Im not even someone who really enjoys this kind of bland cishet "dark romance" thats popular on booktok, but like, whats the point of a beauty and the beast retelling where you dont see the beauty and beast slowly get to know each other. Its even more frustrating when I remember that like a quarter or maybe even a third of this book is gonna be all the Under The Mountain bullshit, like you know you can just tell a smaller scale romance story in a fantasy setting without a big war right

📢 Drayton. Let it all out sis

UGHHHHHHH.

THIS GUY.

Look. I will not deny that the League Club was significantly better with him at the helm. There, I admitted it, you all can laugh now! But he does so many things to frustrate me and egg me on that I want to noogie him and tackle him into the Polar Biome's snow until the cold gets into his lazy head and makes him move for once! Ugh!

It's even more frustrating because he has the capacity to be a good leader! He's strong enough, caring enough about people sometimes, and he gives a fuck about those around him! And yet he still chooses to be like this! UGHHHHHHH.

I don't have enough mental energy to write a response to this post that's annoying me, and tbh I don't really want to kick that hornets nest anyway, but ughhhhhhh. Some people really turn their discomfort with some tropes into a moral standard and those people need to fuck off. And yes, this is still true if that discomfort stems from trauma. The world is full of things I dislike, but with fiction I can stop engaging with it whenever I want.

Which is your favorite Lord of the Rings movie?

*gasp*

You- you sure you wanna ask, nonnie? Are you suuuuurrrreeee? This is my LOTR self coming out of hiding, Kay?

*slams book on table while laughing maniacally*

I first read The Fellowship of the Ring in 8th grade, for shits and giggles. Shits and giggles. I consumed books at an alarming rate but that’s not the point don’t look at the stack of books behind me look at me-

I can’t. Pick one. I can’t tell you which one is my favorite. Tolkien made a perfectly imperfect world and filled it to the brim with chivalry and doomed but doing the right thing anyway and-

Well fuck I just scrolled back up and noticed you said movie not book. Whelp. Great. Here I go looking like a crazy person. I apologize.

Favorite Lord of the Rings movie…. Ughhhhhhh-

The shallow answer is The Two Towers for…. reasons….

The um. *Cough* the actual answer is Return of the King.

Now don’t get me wrong, each is wonderful and beautiful. I love Fellowship because it has the shire shots and it’s hopeful and it’s the beginning, but return of the king, with its prophecy fulfillment, characters answering to their fate, and just. Swoon. There’s so much hidden details and dialogue with double or triple the meanings and it’s like a full course meal for anyone paying attention.

The Dimholt Road. The Lament for Faramir. The Last Ride of the Eorlingas. Eomer who expected to die and finds himself alive and his family “dead”. The fact that Frodo would have fallen if not for his servants. (I use servants loosely but Frodo was higher up in hobbit hierarchy than Sam and yet without Sam he could not succeed). The literal return of the king, the symbol of old world before the “fall of man” and the lifeblood of the people. The redemption of Isildur. Just. Chefs kiss it’s all so good. How all these Good and Great people could not have succeeded without help from those they deemed small in the grand scheme of things. Merry saving Eowyn. Pippin saving Faramir. The last voyage of all that was considered old and hallow from the shores of middle earth but somehow still having hope for the future.

I love angst and I love old world storytelling and when I look at any of Tolkien’s writings I see Beowulf and Ring Der Nibelung and The Arthurian Legends. And it’s just perfect. And Peter Jackson did a wonderful job of encapsulating all that onto the silver screen.

Wow. Maybe I am a crazy person. Thank you for the ask, nonnie!

It’s so fucked up that they keep giving Jonathan/Jancy’s qualities to Steve. Jonathan’s veey realistic parentification given to him as a glorified babysitter meme, his weapons, and now the pre-canon Jancy traits with everyone commenting on the nature of their relationship and the longing looks, it’s so fucking insulting to see. And ofc the ST social media intern encourages the hell out of it even though the general public STILL loves Natarlie so they would want to see more of Jancy’s dynamic instead of the ba miscommunication trope they threw in last minute to once again, make Steve looks good. And THIS is all in the season where Nancy is a proper badass leading the team, but people can’t focus on that so it keeps coming back to the dead love triangle instead ughhhhhhh

hm yeah I mean those examples just shows the hack writing. Jancy chemistry cannot be transferred though.

sped x normal(y/n)

y/n:

Today's my first day in high school and I'm a little scared from all the sped people my brother warned me about. Oh yeah I have a big brother he's a senior, Retardo.

Retardo:

"Hey y/n hurry up I'll drive us". There goes my big booty sister y/n. Damn I wish I was her step brother instead, I would've smashed her with my big cock.

y/n:

Here I am my big first day in high school. I'm now 14, a freshman in a big school. "Hey y/n. Make sure to watch out for those speds they're hella weird." My big brother Retardo said. "Okay big daddy I will." I said.

< fast forward to 3rd period >

y/n:

Wait this cant' be. Why does this say sped class????!!! Oh no sped class. Fuck that's what my brother warned me about. Holy shit am I gonna get groped. God I saw some sped in the hallways and they all looked so weird. You know what it's okay I'll just talk to the teacher and counselor. Okay I got this, I said trying to calm myself down.

the class/the speds:

AUGHHHHHH AUGGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGHHHHH UGHHHHH

y/n:

Fuck I'm so scared why are they acting like that it's like a retard apocalypse. Okay I'll just talk to the teacher. "Hello Mr. Bodwin? Hi I was just wondering why I'm here?." I said. "Oh yeah um you don't look sped I think your counselors just made a mistake. It's okay just stay next to Jayden that guy in the wheelchair in left corner." Mr Bodwin said. I walk towards the far left corner to a guy in a wheelchair. Oh he's cute minus the drool coming out of his mouth. I should introduce myself. " Hi I'm y/n nice to meet you." He didn't say anything for three seocnds until. "AUGhhHHHH RAHUUYgq. HUIuiii my nam is Jayy Jayy Jaydden AUGHHHH." "Oh um hi i um i'll be here for a while I guess so nice to be your partner." " Yo You uu uuu tuooo ugshhs." He said.

<20 minutes pass>

y/n

You known what Jayden is actually pretty cute and funny when you get to know him. Sure I can't understand him most of the time because he's doing "DURRRRRR" but he is cute and handsome. I shoukd ask for his insta. "Hey Jayden can you give me your insta." "SuREEEE," he said. I got it I got his insta yippiieeee. Wait why am I so happy. Am I... am i falling for him. NO IT CANT BE HE"S SPED AND IM NORMAL. AHHHHH NO I CAN"T HES SPED NO. But minus being sped and waving his arm around and smacking stuff he is really cute and he's such a good listener. Fuck I think I am falling for him. I'll make him mine.

< 4 months passes >

Jayden:

AUGHHHHHAGIII my nam is jay jayden DURRR I LOVEEEEEE Y/N. me me me me me eme and her beeeeee together for 2 222222222 months. SHHEEEEE IS girlfriend. AUGRGHH HHAHAHAHHA UAUUAGHAHHAG DYRRRRR SHHHAAAAAA AHHHHHAGHHAHAHH AHHA. Me is in love and hor horny. I put big cock in her.

y/n

Okay so it's been two months since me and jayden started dating and im so happy. I've been wanting to fuck him and I'm going to. I'm going to his house later today and give him my pussy. It's a saturday so it's oka-"UGHHHH FUCK Y/N it feels so good damn." Retardo keeps moaning" Ummmmm okay so I am not fucking my brother he's just fucking his sex toy and moaning my name which is pretty weird but idk.

<fast foward>

y/n

Hiiii jayden *i kiss him*. "AUGHHAHAHHHH HIIII" he said. We go to his room and i place him on the bed. I start removing my clothes which isnt much, just my hoodie and pants bc I have nothing else under. " Are you ready jayden;)" "AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH HAHHHH YESSSSSB". he said. We start fucking. His cock buried deep inside me, his disabled ass is pounding my pussy. God speds fuck so good. "Ohfuck jayden oh yes jayden ughhhh." He starts moaning so lpoud too, "AUGHHHHH AUGGHHHHH AUGHHHHHH"

<fast forward>

Jayden:

ughhhh aughhh hsuussss theroejeess goooddddddd aughh h durrrrrrr durrrr durrrr. AUGhhhb UgHHHHHB aahhhhhhhh durr teeeeee jkkkk iwwwwww ospdufc8eewuevh UGHHH UGHHH UGHHHHH UGHHJHHH. ME happy ughhhhhhh.

y/n:

"God that felt so good huh jayden." "UAGHHHHHH YES YES YES." he said. I'll stay with you forever Jayden even if you are sped I'll take care of you. We kiss one last time and lay down sleeping next to each other so comfortably. Although I heard AUgGHH AUGHHH the whole time I managed to sleep. Jayden is a sped but he's my spe- AUGHHHAUGHHH AUGGHHB DURRRRRRRR GHHHHA HHHHH UGHHHHH.

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