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Y’all ever be typing out a lengthy, essay of a draft before deleting it all and thinking “i need to shut up actually” only to suddenly remember “wait this is MY blog” but you dont want to type it all out again?
#yeah….#personal#anyways fullmetal alchemist brotherhood is my number 1 anime#one piece has NOT topped it for me yet#i hope dunmeshi lives up to the fma hype
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They share their secret cute photos of Law.
#one piece#donquixote rosinante#trafalgar law#corazon#corazon lives au#bepo#I LIVE FOR CORA LIVES#i wanna see cora be a cute double agent solely loyal to law as family#gods cora lives makes my heart melt into a million pieces
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shoutout to my friend who told me to make this
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#MY GOD THE BEYBLADE METAL FUSION OPENING#DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAR INTO THE PAST THAT FLUNG ME?!#one moment im a grown ass adult at 3 am#AND THE NEXT MOMENT IM 10 OR YOUNGER SITTING IN FRONT OF MY CUBE TV WITH GOLDFISH#anyways i shall now recite the lyrics from memory#BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP!#LETS FIGHT AN WPIC BATTLE- FACE OFF AND SPIN THE METAL#NO TIME FOR DOUBT NOW NO PLACE FOR BAKING DOWN!!!!#BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP! BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP#THIS IS IT LET IT RIP!#and thats all i remember#that and the gang leader who had rock leone was hot as fuck to little kid me#MASSIVE crush on the bad boy#i had a rock leone and a reverse L-drago#i miss beyblade man#and bakugan….#fuck maybe thats why i like shounen so much
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REAL HUMAN TITS ON MY DASHBOARD?!?
ARE YOU MONSTER TITS??? NO????? THEN BEGONE!!!!!
#no tags head empty#the pornbots have fucking VIDEOPOSTS NOW#and its infecting my dashboard#stay OUT OF MY AUTISM TAGS#i come to tumblr for fluff#i go to X for the smut#DO NOT MIX
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At a four way stop it is whoever pulled up first, if two or more cars pulled up at the exact same time it goes clockwise
you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
#aced my drivers test and im starting to think im the only one in my town who did#driving is scary as fuck sometimes
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2, 4, 5, and 8 for Dir Crocodile if you'd like
Hshshshs ah yes, my favorite man, dir crocodile hshshshshs but yes, I shall answer ALL THE THINGS about my giant reptile man
2. Do you make dinner, or does your f/o? Is it a joint effort?
I make the finner! When he lets me… see, Croc owns a whole casino PLUS staff so he usually has the chefs whip something up for us both to not waste any energy, but I LOVE cooking for people. Its a way to show love to me so sometimes, I’ll try to get ahead of the staff, usually bribe them to let me use the kitchen or for them to not make anything for crocodile so I can make him something and bring it myself. He acts all crabby abou t it sometimes, but I can tell by the look on his face that he loves it so much, I bet sometimes he even expects it without realizing it~
4. Do you and your f/o have any pets?
YESSSSSS!!!! Croc is a massive animal lover, though he’d deny it anytime someone asks. He LOVES Bananawani, has several of them!!! He dotes on all of them and I love them just as much! Biggest one’s name is Princess, shes 20 feet tall and easily over 100 feet long, big grumpy gal, will bite your face off. We also have had Eli, Godzilla, and Simon! They are fed a nice, proper diet of rampaging pirates and betrayers! After alabasta though, princess was the only one we were able to keep as she took care of me during the months croc and I were apart, the others had to be released into the sea again, but I’m sure they’re out and happy feasting on their natural prey, sea kings!
Also, Idk if they count, but theres technically my coworkers, Miss Friday and Mr. 13. Top tier at espionage, though I havent seen them really since baroque works split up
5. What does your f/o smell like?
Croc smells like tobacco mostly, the smoke of his cigars clings to him pretty strongly, but when hes fresh out of the bath it comes off a bit and he smells like damp stone and sandalwood, its pretty nice to cuddle with! But what would you expect from a man made of sand to not smell like rocks?
8. Ideal vacation spot with your f/o? What would you do there?
I personally think somplace cold would be nice! A winter winter island maybe, plenty of snow and with how Croc runs as a living heater it works out perfectly! Though I’ve heard croc mutter things about a Utopia, though he hasn’t told me much about it yet, so that could be something too!
#sir crocodile x zayne#thank you for asking!!!#selfship#selfship ask game#ask game answers#i love this man SO MUCH
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Unique Selfship Asks
Send a number and a F/O in the person you rb'd this from's askbox! Don't forget about reblog karma!
"Self-insert" can be used in place of "you."
Do you and your f/o live together?
Do you make dinner, or does your f/o? Is it a joint effort?
Do you have any kids with your f/o? If so, please share details about them!
Do you and your f/o have any pets?
What does your f/o smell like?
Can your f/o lift you? Can you lift them?
Does your f/o use 30in1 bodywash, or do they use separate shampoo and conditioner?
Ideal vacation spot with your f/o? What would you do there?
Has your f/o killed for you, or would they? Have you killed for them, or would you?
Is your f/o entirely human?
Would your f/o still love you if you were a worm? How about vice versa?
What was your f/o's first thought about you?
Who takes the spiders outside?
Who prefers to drive?
Do you have any exes in common?
#ask game#please specify who you’re asking about!!!#i have a feeling i know who im gonna get asks about#if you dont know then theres a link to my f/o list in my pinned!
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Laios-core
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I love this format
#otherkin#alterhuman#therian#horrorkin#the way I wish my true body could snap through my flesh and stretch out to its full size#imm meant to be so much larger#im an enormous forest beast ffs!#let my bones be FREEEEEE
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
#this is funny as hell but also#what if the paladin was forced to kill the dragon and she told him that to reassure him#slid an egg over to him as she lay dying and that egg became the son#just y’know…#thinkin
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Chimera Falin || Dungeon Meshi 1x17
#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#OUGH SHE SO PRETTYYYYYYYY#shes a dilf#dragon i’d like to fuck#her crushing someone while landing so gracefully is sooooooooooooooo beautiful
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spliced several different screencaps together for this keyframe (as is extremely normal of me to do)
#kabru#dungeon meshi#WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW SO PRETTYYYYYY#god i want kabru#and laios#and chilchuck#not so much senshi im not that into beards#BUT MONSTER FALIN TOO#everyone is so HOTTTT
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#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilerd#delicious in dungeon spoilers#now i aint usually one for gals but#i would fuck her like that#monster falin is so hot pardon my lewdness but yeah…#huge dragon girl gets me goin#LIKE DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE GRABBED FOLKS WITH HER CLAWS#AND HOW SWOOPY HER TAIL WAS#i want to fuck whatever she is so bad
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Crocodile Egghead fit 🐊
#one piece#sir crocodile#i am LOOKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.#god he looks so good for 46#i am going to kiss this giant man SO HARD#hes so cool hes so cool
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With every episode I relate to Laios more and more….
Mega autism?
Unable to read social cues?
Food obsessed?
Yeah… thats just me
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Theres nothing quite like coming home from too long of masking and doing adult errands and curling in on the couch and turning on some anime and hearing the upbeat theme song and cozying in with some hot food and just goin to a different world entirely.
Like man, who cares if it makes me a nerd or childish, I WANT to feel like a kid again after the boring mundanety of getting an expensive ass oil change and tune ups
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