The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

Have you guys seen the golden cow its pretty cool. probably even cooler than God

dr seuss yaoi

I love the concept of grave offerings. Like all the cultures across the world that have buried their dead with their own possessions, or things especially made for that. What an unique and universal human thing, to mourn the dead and think

"All I know of where you are going, is that I can't come with you now. But I think you would like to have this with you."

Unmute !

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

Oh I didnt consider that if I change my discord pfp everyone can see the new pfp. How do I explain to crush guy that I changed my avatar because I need to lick my own blood off of that man's teeth

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

To clarify. Not purposefully badly drawn to throw them off the scent. Just total inability.

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

anybody else in the club feeling this one

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol