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Honest to god but are you even emotional support rivals (read work husbands) if you don't wave at each other while overtaking one another at 230 km/h
#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#otp: nothing just an inchident#for legal purposes this is a joke#they're on their shit again#unhinged behavior#from both of them this time
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Bleach really be like you either die and experience feudal Japan or you die and eventually become Spanish
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choose who to
#polls#for legal purposes this is a joke#i know tesla is monitoring my movements but#dont let that sway you
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qsmp carnaval event immediately followed by the qsmp lent event where they have to play regular survival minecraft for forty days to mirror the suffering of the christian jesus
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every person with ptsd should be allowed to kill at least one person who fucked them up per year. it would improve my mental health
#for legal purposes this is a joke#actuallyptsd#actuallyabused#actuallymentallyill#actuallyanxious#actuallytraumatized#ptsd
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what is it about new jersey that makes misha sexually flexible
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can't believe Nico Rosberg stopped cycling to lose muscle and beat his teammate to the wdc when he could've just removed an organ
#yes yes we all know about the appendix but also consider: do we REALLY need two kidneys anyway#DANIEL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL MORNING. do we need all ribs also? maybe nico didn't#brocedes#for legal purposes this is a joke
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My key takeaway from NBC Hannibal is that if you're mentally unstable and morally reprehensible enough you will naturally attract people's fascination and their friendship so maybe I should cave to the homicidal urges
#for legal purposes this is a joke#chaotic ramblings#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#matthew brown#anthony dimmond#hannigram#murder husbands
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Ok but on a serious note, who gets to put aloe vera on Fernando's sore a-[GUNSHOTS]
#for legal purposes this is a joke#just a laugh since we're all feeling a bit tense#f1#qatar gp 2023#fernando alonso
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The fact that this isn't just them making out is flagrantly out of character
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Seungmin: I’m a skilled driver.
Jeongin: You accidentally hit JYP with your car last night.
Seungmin: Oh that wasn’t an accident. And I did it with skill.
#for legal purposes this is a joke#incorrect stray kids#stray kids#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect skz#skz#skz incorrect quotes#skz memes#stray kids memes#stray kids quotes#strays kids seungmin#stray kids jeongin#JYP
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right so who are we shipping bonzo with?
#listen#if we're gonna twinkify him#he must be shipped#for legal purposes this is a joke#mr bonzo#tmagp#the magnus protocol
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Everyone has been discussing whether or not the Shayne/Courtney wedding is real or fake and I would like to provide you a third option: the wedding was real and legal BUT ONLY for the return of Let's Do This. This is everyone's revenge on Arasha.
#for legal purposes this is a joke#but i do seriously want the return of let's do this so badly#i have literally no investment in the shayne/courtney ship#congrats if its real or if its fake#this was the funniest option for both the launch of a relationship or a prank#only way you can outshine arasha is lying to the ENTIRE INTERNET#rather than just your friends#smosh#shayne topp#courtney miller#shartney#shourtney
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*Jigsaw voice* Hello, Ryan Guzman. And Oliver, I presume you're reading over his shoulder or something. Hi. Hey can you pet your dogs for me. Especially Jade. She's such a good girl. Give her some nice ear scratches and tell her I said she's a good girl.
Uh. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes.
HELLO RYAN. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
I have heard that you like reading Buddie fanfic. Good for you. Isn't Mr. LAFD Updates Man funny? But. I have concerns. Concerns that you might have only read my fic where Buck is a stripper. Also the breeding kink fic. We all know why. And hey you do you. You're welcome.
HOWEVER
I have fics that are much better that I think you should read instead. Please choose one of the following:
Zombie Apocalypse AU
Greek Mythology BDSM Club AU
Reincarnated Soulmates AU
Vampire/Vampire Hunter (+ Reincarnation! Again!) AU
You are not obligated to leave a comment but you must post a picture of yourself in a silly hat so that I know you have read one of them. Don't worry you wear silly hats a lot so I'm sure it will be easy for you.
Oh I almost forgot! You have five minutes and then I unleash the piranhas.
K THANKS BYYYYEEEE.
#mads writes stuff#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE#THIS IS VERY MUCH A JOKE#but like... you can't be sure he WON'T see this and he DOESN'T lurk on here#SO FOR THE RECORD RYAN HERE YA GO#in all seriousness I just had this idea and wanted to be silly
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look it's not fernando's fault that rich older men want to fix races for him, okay
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now all i'm saying is that had qiao wanmian just found herself a nice younger man boytoy in li xiangyi's ten year absence. well im not sure if she still would have gotten over him in a particularly healthier manner but at least she wouldn't have to suffer the sheer cringe of being in a ten year long situationship with mister wet tissue
#mysterious lotus casebook#shut up ness#the boytoy is fang duob--#for legal purposes this is a joke#it's past midnight and i'm on my qiaofang bullshit sorry everyone#i hope i'm not just a fanghua shipper or a difang shipper or a difanghua shipper to you but also a qiaofang shipper#qiao wanmian#one of these days i'm gonna explain why but for now i am too lazy and really ought to be headed to bed !
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