and a personal favorite,

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So me as a German who was obsessed with football for ages I even have a tattoo from my favorite team on my foot (yes I was this obsessed, I don’t regret it because I found my bestie @nukameeko 👋🏻 because of it not because of the tattoo but because of football) had a lovely NOT GERMAN GIRL HIIII @sweet-marvel tell me that my national team just got kicked out of the championship. AND I COULDNT CARE LESS. It’s so deserved!

really want a social media fic where the internet tries to decipher what the heck is going on between royjamiekeeley post s3. Like what is going on with them. Roy and Jamie's public distaste for each other becoming their funky little friendship, Keeley and Jamie being exes who are still friendly, Roy and Keeley also exes that also seem friendly, actually very close. Possible reconciliation ? but it's also like. There are pap shots where it's not clear if they're kissing or not. Between all three of them. The internet sleuthing of discovering Jamie's old Roy Kent stan account. That was also a Keeley jones thirst account (to be fair it was only thinly veiled by stan status because lbr it was a Roy Kent thirst account too.) The pictures of the three of them arm-in-arm and laughing going out and about. The wild speculation about which one of the boys Keeley is fucking without even the barest hint and thinking it could be both. Jamie making veiled references to living something even better than his teen fantasy but it's always in a tone that suggests it's not just football he's talking about with a smug grin. Roy getting caught looking fond in public far more often in the past year than he ever did in the rest of his career. Keeley deflecting questions in a way that doesn't seem like a deflection. The constant presence the other two have on each other's social media (even Roy, who posts something other than a game update or official statements etc more often, but gets into public twitter fights less). All of them so crazy about each other and so boldly in love they're honestly surprised most people haven't figured it out.

Am I going to have to write this? Am I going to have to figure out how to format tweets or whatever on ao3 for this? Fuck.

“a love movie” — Jurgen Klopp

Louis might not be chucking bricks at No. 10, but people are responding like he’s never displayed leftist politics or challenged a government position on anything. He supported demands to the government about a fix for UK touring musician post Brexit and Marcus Rashford’s petition about food insecurity. He fought the police about their social media use in 2018 and criticised the UK government position/support for factory workers in the pandemic. The things he speaks about are usually UK issues and meaningful to him or his family and friends. He’s also most likely to speak when he isn’t working. Also that specific anarchy has a punk anti authoritarian message as well. That statement fits Louis pretty well. He has been a poster boy for not sitting down and shutting up and doing what you’re told since 2012. If he was he probably wouldn’t have a solo career and he definitely wouldn’t have sold out the O2.

I like this point about him speaking out more when he's not working, I think that's a really great and useful observation and makes so much sense. I feel like it makes sense in two ways right now: like first, I don't blame him for not wanting to do things that would jeopardize how beautifully everything is going for him right now after the number of setbacks and troubles he's had to get here, it must feel so precarious. And knowing for a fact that any political statement you make will spawn a dozen tabloid stories and all kinds of outrage is bad enough, but add to that the fact that it's simply impossible to predict which thing will turn into a huge viral mess- it's a lot. And second, he's not just working, he's been on TOUR! I've been around musicians my whole life and one constant is that tour is time outside of normal time and life, it's a bubble, it's only paying attention to right where you are and what's in front of you and the people there with you and everything else is put off and neglected, is for when you get home (and have massive post tour letdown depression and fatigue). I'm not saying he can disconnect with the outside world entirely... but putting everything on pause? I would be surprised if it were any other way, and I would be surprised if he's been following the news and counter news and so forth closely enough to feel comfortable speaking out publicly about anything when it will be so scrutinized and picked apart. I would add to your list supporting the rail strike (something we wouldn't even know about if it hadn't been tossed in as an aside by an interviewer in the print only version of a piece, he didn't post about it or anything) and attending and posting about the BLM protests (not to mention telling people to pirate his stuff come on how punk is that), and I agree he is much more likely to speak out about UK issues which makes sense: most people are most moved by issues that are close to their lives in some way, and it's his brand. And I agree that even though as an anarchist I love talking about what anarchism as a political ideology actually is, the symbol does also have a common meaning in the world as just basically standing for anti-authoritarianism, and Louis as a guy who rejects authority and the status quo is nothing new at all and one of the reasons we love him, and in the last few years I feel like he's been going further in that direction both aesthetically and politically, and we love to see it! Plus he has pretty much always sported this slightly punky aesthetic to some degree, even when he was being dressed up like a little ken doll he snuck in skater looks and indie band tees and so forth (something something it's part of why his fanbase was so primed to love his new sound and it wasn't the risk he feared it was because people were always drawn to him who were already into that aesthetic even when his sound wasn't that yet) it's not like it's just a brand new out of nowhere side of him or something.

miss that feeling of getting into a new fandom and having a whole world of unread fics to get thru :((

wait not to talk about the minnesota wild again but i will say I've been having a touch of trouble trying to remember all the teams im supposed to be hating on and preying on their downfall or whatever. but don't get me wrong i am preying on the downfall of like. every other team in the midwest regional conference or whatever they call those dumb hockey divisions

Okay I might have a new fic idea but idk if it’s something anyone would want to read???

Basically it’s a Marauders Sport AU and instead of Quidditch it’s Australian Rules Football. I have a pretty good idea of the overall plotline that I think works pretty well already but I haven’t seen a great deal of stuff written with the Marauders being Australian so would anyone actually be interested in reading that?

Please either respond or message me I’d love to hear any suggestions or even if someone would wanna read it

I haven’t read a haikyuu fic in sooooo long omg

"I'm not homophobic, but I don't like it when gay people make it their entire personality."

Okay, so apparently being proud of your identity is a personality now, and if we have a flag and are out to people, we obviously have no other traits/interests.

As I'm writing this, I'm obviously feeling all my other personality traits disappearing! Gay is my whole deal now, I guess!

Blech. People who say this really piss me off. Sexualities are important to people, but they don't define them. Happy pride :3

I’m so sorry for all my Brasil moots but my grandma was from Croatia and I’m a bit happy for them ❤️

how come when u click “random page” on wikipedia, 30% of the time it lands on something soccer-related???

is soccer like….. 30% of wikipedia????????

DROP THE SIDEBLOG CARA!!!!

okay anon. only because you asked so nicely 😙

@caraphemera

Disclaimer: when i say i want someone to dnf i mean it'd be great for COMEDIC VALUE. I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE ANYONE HERE. (except maybe ferrari i really do hate ferrari. sorry charles and carlos :/)

I don't think I'll be allowed in to Whitten oval in Collingwood gear, so what if tomorrow I wear my ginnidiot t-shirt to see Trent