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ancient-healer · 2 years
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The World's First Space Hotel to Open in 2027
They mean flat 🌎er challenge 🤣
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frodo-a-gogo · 2 months
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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prokopetz · 2 years
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Boy band where the members don't have stage names, just numbers. Each number is associated with a particular style and identity, but not with a particular performer. The performers randomly trade stage personas between public appearances and steadfastly refuse to acknowledge the gimmick, consistently acting like the current assignment of stage personas to performers is how it's always been. Possibly there are more performers than numbered personas in order to allow for leaves of absence, or perhaps performers occasionally leave the lineup and are replaced – it's not 100% clear. The portion of their discography that's available for digital sale is periodically updated to change which performer is on lead vocals for any given song, without warning or discernible pattern.
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revvethasmythh · 23 days
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I don't really understand the idea some people have that being a hater somehow precludes you from thinking a character is complex. like, yes, absolutely, [insert character here] is complex, but I am a hater first and foremost and if I can write a post that dresses them head to toe in clown gear, that is my gods given right. *bangs gavel* you are sentenced to life at the circus, motherfucker. go juggle while i point and laugh. this is what true joy looks like
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swagginmun · 6 months
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Ooooow Nezha so so sweet:3 he so cute lotus prince🥰🪷
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fighting-naturalist · 8 months
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Sam and Daniel in 8.10 "Endgame"
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poorlittleyaoyao · 2 months
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I went on ChatGPT for the first time today to prove a point to my students about how using AI on their work is academically dishonest and inaccurate, and while I succeeded in my objective (getting it to tell me something objectively false), I was struck by how distressingly polite it is. It used exclamation points to soften anything that could be construed as a command. Most of its replies began with a variant of “I’m sorry.” It apologized to me profusely as it gently and patiently tried to explain to me that horses were not, in fact, part of an automobile.
Anyway, all this is to say that ChatGPT has evidently been trained to use Jin Guangyao’s Koi Tower Customer Service Voice.
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Un-augmented Julian Bashir who programs a special button on his AAC device just for talking to Garak. It makes a loud incorrect buzzer noise.
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dovewingkinnie · 9 months
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i dont like when people try to claim that "ooh look montys true colors are showing in the Ruin dlc" this guy got his legs broken off, reduced to an endoskeleton, AND lost his glasses?! you wouldn't be feeling very well if that were you, of course he acts the way he does!!! not to mention the isolation he had to go through after being left in the pizzaplex after it was destroyed, he no longer gets to perform for kids like he used to and is now left to rot and hes probably still under some kind of control!! i want people to stop trying to get in my way of enjoying a character
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grinchwrapsupreme · 5 months
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literally not the point of any of it at all and not even in the top 10 reasons to hate him but James Somerton's videos are so badly lit like babe get a flashlight or something christ
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thornescratch · 2 hours
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The full video is actually even more heartbreaking.
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mye-chi · 7 months
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imo i think someone should run an aphmau-confessions account so we can get some actual controversial opinions. some of you will fumble over yourselves to say, "i don't like the love triangle" and it's like ??? daring today, aren't we
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sleepinglionhearts · 6 months
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Conversations about literature
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localicecreambiter · 2 months
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i blacked out and suddenly they were there
@minas-linkverse come get your lost adult gender ambiguous boy child, he's about to do something
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spite-and-waffles · 1 year
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I'm going to start taking it personally when people say the girls are less of a disasterfire than the boys. No the fuck they aren't. They're completely dysfunctional, self-destructive, arrogant little goblins who've never met (1)healthy coping mechanism. They're Bats for Christ's sake. What comics have you even been reading.
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5hrignold · 4 months
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i really want a scene where pim is angry at someone him and charlie are talking to and charlie keeps looking between the person and pim who is just staring at them with the most enraged expression you can imagine and his face grows more grotesque and contorted and less human looking and he’s like shaking and digging a hole in the ground with how hard his feet are digging into the ground but everytime charlie looks back at him he goes completely back to normal smiling and nodding but the second charlie looks away he starts all over again
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