Putting on makeup to get a good grade in being a patient shouldn't be something I feel compelled to do lest the new doctor I've never met before write down that I'm apathetic about my appearance and thus clearly Mentally Unwell when I'm not there to talk about my mental health shouldn't be normal, and yet it's happened to me several times in the past so here we are...
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Teal'c: You must apologize to General O'Neill for your actions.
Daniel: Fine!
Daniel: Unfuck you, or whatever!
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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The concept of not using your top sheet is totally foreign to me. I guess it’s because I grew up in a drafty old house sleeping under down comforters, antique quilts, wool blankets and other pieces of bedding that were a sensory nightmare/difficult to clean. I see people in my generation joke about the uselessness of the top sheet and I’m like. Idk, I think it has a pretty important job to do protecting you from touching the creepy haunted quilt your great grandma sewed.
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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one last thing...
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tumblr says i “liked” your post, but i loved it. actually, i love you.
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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rosemary, pride of madeira, bee, happy
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