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what if when sophie told fitz she kissed keefe fitz is like “oh. i kissed dex”

When you find a tag for some random ship that you haven’t seen before, and is also not something you thought of.

But you read the fanfic/tumblr post anyway

And then you read more

And in the course of a few hours you now really like this ship and have a billion of your own head cannons about it and will defend it with your life.

Bonus if the ship will never be cannon ever, but your delusion enough to think that it could totally work and might happen.

ello, but can u plz do fedex under a tree for a date?

if u do that will mean so much to me!

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dex dizznee wouldn't mind being in love with a boy if it didn't mean being in love with fitz vacker. fitz vacker wouldn't mind being in love with dex dizznee if it didn't mean being in love with a boy.

*Dex is in his lab, head pounding, breathing heavy. It had been an excruciatingly busy and hectic day, and his muscled felt near collapsing from exhaustion as he sat down, head rushing with thoughts of ill intent.*

*His hands shakily make their way to his imparter, quietly whispering the words,*

Fitz Vacker.

@fitz-avery-vacker

Dex: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Fitz: wHat? Dex: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Fitz: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Fitz and Dex would actually make a cute couple I think

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i'm gonna count to three and that shit better be deleted

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my ridiculous kotlc relationship chart

more specific versions under the cut

cant believe i forgot the purple fitz and biana and marellinh i hate

the ides of march isn’t just about stabbing ceasar. it’s about stabbing ceasar together

FEDEX - 1986