elfblr post for this @thefoxysnake
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PLWASE what the FUCK is wrong with the council, sophie foster's only thirteen right like wtf
#↝ sophie foster #↝ ability restrictor #council
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DNI if you support the ability restrictor. Please. Unfollow and block. You're screwed up.
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^^^ THIS. all the way.
#seriously. fucking DNI
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okayyy can someone please explain the big deal about the ability restrictor? so what, she's pretty much talentless now, but there are hundreds of talentless elves. i'm not saying i support it, but who wants to bet she's overreacting
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Um. Anyone who saw what happens would be able to tell that it's causing Sophie Foster actual physical pain. It's more than just being talentless
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Though i do get the misunderstanding, since only noble people and people who go to foxfire were there for the thing. She passed out and they had to carry her out and shit.
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ahhh okay. council being dysfunctional as usual?
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You guessed it op ^^'
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LIKE IF YOU SUPPORT THE COUNCIL. REBLOG IF YOU STAND BY SOPHIE FOSTER!!
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is there a neither option smh
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dude you just reblogged..
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I'm sorry Sophie
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@moonlark-foster-2000
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I ALREADY TOLD HER THAT IN PERSON YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING TAG HER
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It's fine Dex
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SOPHIE FOSTER ON THE DASH (u good??)
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THE COUNCIL. IS IN THE RIGHT.
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Blocked. Also, ratio
#council #↝ability restrictor #anti council #please block anyone like this guys
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omg kenric is so hot im going to melt... ough
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guys why is my inbox so full what happened
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what did you even do before Sophie? Did you just eat prattles and patch up the occasional scratch or minor burn?
Yes, minor burns and scratches were definitely among my duties. Along with treating Fitz for Keefe’s pranks gone awry at least once a week, and reattaching a finger every once in a while (refer back to a previous post about whether or not it is possible to fold Bullhorn!).
There were also various call outs for the nobility, very occasional obstetric check ups, and a lot of alchemy and research. In Foxfire term breaks I would often go on expeditions, sometimes but not always with Livvy, to source rare or even brand new medicinal remedies. Nowadays I don’t get out so much, what with being On Standby for our dear Sophie.
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the whole thing going on with the elfblr is basically wr pretending that we are elves on tumblr in the lost cities more or less :)
i should reformat my old fake kotlc tumblr posts for clout. brb
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normal elf posts
🦢 moonlark-foster-2000 reblogged decknopath
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Fitz Vacker is the handsomest girl, I want to do bad things to him
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I'm going to have to start selling eye bleach at slurps and burps now
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Hey op only tagged this with #fitz vacker so either you were looking through the tag or you're following a Fitz stan acc
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IT SHOWED UP INT HE FOR YOU SECTION
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LMFAO that's not helping your case Dizznee
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@moonlark-foster-2000
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skijsjdhjejdhdhjsnwjsnfjiwnaoemhocnehd
#👀 #is there anything you want to tell me dex
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well this should be fun
sophie and dex did not have tumblr until around book two three, because 12 year olds are not allowed on tumblr (or elfblr!)
btw thanks @choasuqeen for username help! one of the usernames was in another one but i forgot to credit sorry ;-;
@frizzle-mcshizzle
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Sophie Foster is the "human girl" but like in a good way!! I think it's cool :)
#↝ sophie foster #humans #forbidden cities
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Why's Sophie foster on trending? Did she accidentally bring an explosive substance to school again lol
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shit
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Anyone else find it hard to believe that of all the times Sophie Foster scraped by death, a tidal wave kills her
(sending my condolences to her family and friends)
#mists posts #↝ sophie foster #↝ rest in peace sophie foster
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SOPHIE FOSTER IS DEAD??? and that dizznee guy apparently
#↝ sophie foster
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Today, like many others, I attended the Planting of Sophie Foster and Dex Dizznee.
It seemed the world had changed when she came to the Lost Cities, but now it will go back to being nearly the same as before.
It's a tragic loss, but I'm confident that we will recover.
Rest in peace.
#↝ sophie foster #dex dizznee #↝ rest in peace sophie foster
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shE'S FUCKING BACK ??
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How does someone die then come back to life, like that's not possible she died weeks ago
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I'm seeing a lot of different things in the notes can someone please explain???
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Anyone else find it hard to believe that of all the times Sophie Foster scraped by death, a tidal wave kills her
(sending my condolences to her family and friends)
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Guys I think I called it
#mists posts #SHE LIVES!! #she nearly died but SHE LIVES #↝ sophie foster
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The Black Swan is real, and kidnapping children right under our noses! Keep an eye on your kids, make sure they don't leap without a nexus, and please stay safe.
#↝ sophie foster #black swan #black swan conspiracy
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Guys Sophie is confirmed alive and awake now, i'm crying
#this week has been so emotional
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i literally have no idea what happened, how is Sophie Foster alive
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i'll do my best @necromycologist
i also included a made-up school called amanita - basically between foxfire and exillium, it's a non noble school for those who are still fit for society. Turns out a lot more of the elvin population is talentless and/or bad match! but you never get to see any of them. and the nobility makes it sound like the worst thing in the world
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wdym "math isn't important for nobility"
#foxfire #foxfire memes
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did. did foxfire blow up
#IDK I'VE JUST HEARD THINGS #was it. sophie foster. again #foxfire #sophie foster
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Dame Alina: *fairly good prinipal, tries to treat students fairly*
Alina: *becomes a councillor*
Councillor Alina: Let's force a child to put an ability restrictor on his best friend :))
#dame alina #councillor alina #from what i've seen she used to favor sophie a little right #welp. #foxfire #memes #nobility memes #foxfire memes
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although amanita has more students than both foxfire and exillium, we always get forgotten? remember that whole thing between those schools and the skill training stuff
#amanita #exilllium #foxfire #meme
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i'm actually going to cry. just my luck. fml
#guess that means 2 less years of foxfire. woo. #foxfire #meme #talentless
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Okay, so. TIL that there is not one, but TWO elvin schools named after a fungus. First Foxfire, and I am just now learning about amanita- you guys do know that's a fungus, too, right??
#my posts #foxfire #amanita #foxfire memes #<- can't believe that's a popular tag. I'll have to check it out lol #fitz don't come after me for saying fungus plsss
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this should be fun
@autistic-daydreamer
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GUYS??? DID YOU. SEE THE FUCKING NEWS
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...No more Sophie Foster on the dash?
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She didn't answer all my asks :(
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@moonlark-foster-2000 @decknopath and also Fitz and Biana Vacker and KEEFE SENCEN are gone
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you make it sound like they died?
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They broke a bunch of laws apparently. And ran away. Good for them /gen
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Peace out, Elfblr! Going to join the Black Swan, I don't know if they have internet, and it could be potentially compromising to post stuff anyway.
Screw the council!!! (except for a select few (: )
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You're allowed to say fuck Sophie
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nooooooooo bye :( hope you're back soon
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Hey everyone! Please stop spam reblogging my posts with "Sophie Foster on the dash." It was funny at first, but. it gets annoying. Thanks!
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SOPHIE FOSTER ON THE DASH
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Hey everyone! I will now be blocking anyone who reblogs my post with no additions except "sophie foster on the dash"
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SOPHIE FOSTER ON THE DASH ur mom gay
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Which one...?
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another elfblr thing for y'all (featuring sophie foster who has managed to find her way here)
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lol okay so there's this optional class I'm taking where we learn about humans and stuff and like,, tbh their economy makes no fuckin sense, like if there are poor people just make more money and give it to them right
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Wait, you're lying op, there's no class about humans??
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I don't go to foxfire
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Oooooohhhh I do lol, they don't have anything like that here.
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nobles are so stupid smh
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As someone who had to study economy in human classes, yeah it's confusing but there's also like a reason for it all - and the system could use some work but it's better than some other systems. Come to think of it, can someone PLEASE explain how elf economy works??? There's no way everyone gets a million lusters and they're still worth a million dollars somehow. I'm starting to think Della was just lying.......
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SOPHIE FOSTER ON MY DASH???
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holy sparkly alicorn shit this is a once in a lifetime thing
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i thought moonlark foster was the fake one?
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THe other one was, they're deactivated now, and this one has the 2000, whatever that means
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SOPHIE FOSTER ON THE DASH
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SOPHIE FOSTER ON THE DASH
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Nobody actually listened to what I said did they? (also please tell me elves can tell that 2000 is my birth year)
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SOPHIE FSOSTER ON THE DASH
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Fitz and Dex would actually make a cute couple I think
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i'm gonna count to three and that shit better be deleted
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elfblr: dex's 3 am thoughts
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if it wasn't for my ability they wouldn't even need me at all
and yet I keep letting people use me?? like first the council and now what am I even doing
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@moonlark-foster-2000
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please don't tag sophie on my 3 am thoughts
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Dex... that's not true. You're my best friend! <3 I love hanging out with you
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SOPHEI FOSTER ON THE DASH
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for fucks sake
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give me a kotlc event and i'll give you what the little kotlc elfblr elves were posting while that happened
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elves don't have fictional characters so they have to treat real people/things as such
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ok guys, i made some hooman headcanons ^^ i put them under the cut if ur interested, hope u enjoy
Keep reading
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Ummm no offense but it's kind of problematic to make headcanons about a real species. Humans are real you know. You can't just make things up about them. (That's just my opinion)
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Coming from a Fitz Vacker simp acc LMAO
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Literally shut the fuck up. Nobody fucking asked you
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pls dont fight guysss
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lol u spelled human wrong op
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(accidentally unfollowed you whoops-)
can we make posts on elvin twitter a thing? i've done a few before and i thought they were cool. came to you because you seem to be the one doing the elfblr posts so sorry if this was weird-
ooh that'd be cool!!
and dw anyone can do elfblr or elf twitter! I got the idea from seeing other people do "what if ___ had Tumblr" and other people have made elfblr posts I think, don't think I trademarked the idea lol
can you tag me in your elf twitter posts? /nf
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PLEASE I NEEDMORE ELVIN TUMBLR ITS ICONIC ITS GREAT ITS LOVERLY ITS NOURISHMENT
aaaaah thanks! I love making them, but as you might see below, I am RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS SOB.
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What if humans hacked into this site and found out about us? just a thought I guess
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What if they already have? Humans have their own sites and internet. They made it first, in fact!
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what if someone's putting everything we say on humanblr and pretending they made it up themselves
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back away from the fourth wall
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