I love them so much ❄️💗

Robin Wright and André the Giant in The Princess Bride (1987)

The quality and quantity of tricorn hats and gargoyle masks in the ballroom scene of Labyrinth (1986) is simultaneously ethereal and threatening

Die Nibelungen: Siegfried (1924) directed by Fritz Lang

Labyrinth (1986)

Which version of this do you prefer?

Lo Pan and his main enforcers the Three Storms - Lightning, Thunder and Rain - from Big Trouble in Little China (1986).

CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982)

Sandahl Bergman as Valeria.

(Archive) Animated movie of the day: Laputa: Castle in the Sky (Tenkuu no Shiro Laputa, 1986)

Originally posted: January 11st, 2023 Travels into Several Remote Nations of the World, in Four Parts. By Lemuel Gulliver, First a Surgeon, and then a Captain of several Ships, a pretty misunderstood classic of literature. Usually just called Gulliver's Travels, what once was a scathing satire that mocked English nobility with notorious contempt has been understood as a mere story for children about wondrous lands, two of them standing out in particular. One is Lilliput, inhabited by people twelfth the size of a normal person. The other? Laputa, a floating island of science with an unfortunate but VERY intentional name alluding to a pejorative word in Spanish.

And the last one is, oddly enough, mostly remembered BECAUSE of this one film. Funnily too, as it does completely away with Jonathan Swift's original story(albeit ironically alluding to it's existence) in favor of a tale of both childlike wonder and the dangers of technology and hubris on it's wake. One of the early films of Hayao Miyazaki, you can tell how his directorial style has been perfected since. It is gripping from the start, but it's almost built on a contradiction of tones.

On one hand you have swashbuckling adventures with a pretty charming and humorous cast, where the image of macho men and some of the danger is played for laughs, as a pair of kid heroes pretty much entrust to each other through thick and thin. On the other, there's an underlying power conflict rooted on ambition and conquest, and uncharacteristically for Miyazaki (who has a distaste for black and white morality) a proper villain this time with surprisingly violent and chilling actions.

Regardless, the love for flight, nature, and just life itself shine the brightest amongst the darkness of human hubris. A wonderously fun fairy tale of flying pirate grannies, ancient civilizations of high technology, but above all, of the power of trust and understanding.

Lou Ferrigno’s Hercules: The 1980s Cult Films Revisited

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The Princess Bride (1987)

I've seen people talk about how LOTR is so great partly because it takes its world and characters completely seriously.

And that got me wondering, because I absolutely agree, but I feel like I'm in the minority here. It seems like we've moved into a period where it is deeply uncool to take fantasy seriously in mainstream film.

So, do you think a film made today with strong fantasy elements would be successful if it was as serious and earnest at LOTR?

Review: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

 Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

Rated PG for action/violence, rude humor/language, and some scary moments

<Originally posted at https://kevinsreviewcatalogue.blogspot.com/2023/12/review-puss-in-boots-last-wish-2022.html>

Score: 5 out of 5

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is a movie I missed last year, which made it kind of annoying to hear so many people praising it to the heavens as one of the best animated films in years, not least of all because I'm the kind of guy who does not like spoilers. Flying down to Florida just in time to share a house with three little kids over Christmas break gave me the perfect opportunity to check it out, and the only thing I'm disappointed about is not seeing it sooner. It doesn't reinvent the wheel or have any pretensions of being a particularly revelatory movie, but it's still an outstandingly well-put-together one in everything from the animation to the characters to the humor to the mayhem. Putting it side-by-side with Shrek, the film that put DreamWorks Animation in the spotlight and which this one is a sequel to a spinoff of, shows just how much the studio has evolved in the twenty-plus years since then, going from mischievous, Looney Tunes-esque pop culture spoofs with barbs aimed directly at Disney to a kind of family-friendly, character-driven adventure comedy that's clearly inspired by the Mouse but still has enough unique style and dramatic edge to stand out. I don't really have much to add to the conversation on this one except to say that it's easily one of the best films that DreamWorks has ever made, especially given what I thought of the movie they released just eight months before this, and one that I expect to stick around as a classic just like Shrek itself.

Set in a fantasy/fairy-tale version of Spain, our eponymous protagonist is an intelligent cat who has exploited his nine lives to become an adventurer who doesn't fear death... at least, not until he loses his eighth life thanks to his carelessness fighting a monster attacking a town. Suddenly, he no longer feels so invincible, especially once he encounters a mysterious wolf bounty hunter who seeks to claim his ninth and final life after watching him squander his previous eight. Going into retirement in an elderly cat lady's home after burying his sword and gear, Puss is dragged back to the world of adventure when Goldilocks, the thuggish leader of the Three Bears Crime Family (guess who her "enforcers" are), seeks to hire him to find the Wishing Star, a magical rock that would grant one wish to whoever discovers it -- and she won't take no for an answer. Puss decides that this star is his key to regaining his nine lives, and with help from an old flame named Kitty Softpaws, he sets out to find it himself, staying one step ahead of Goldilocks, the evil businessman "Big" Jack Horner who wants it for his own ends, and of course, the Wolf.

The look of the film is one of the most immediately striking things about it. While it's not the first film to use cel shading to make computer animation emulate the look of hand-drawn animation while being distinct from both (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and The Mitchells vs. the Machines did something similar recently), it's going for a different set of influences than those films, its look instead resembling a mix of the fairy tale artwork that the Shrek movies have always spoofed and anime in the action scenes. The settings feel lifted almost from a highly stylized painting or storybook, while the action looks downright sublime, the film's characters doing battle, chasing one another, and facing various treacherous foes on their quest for the Wishing Star in all manner of awesome ways. Even as cats, Puss and Kitty came across as credible and cool adventure heroes, especially with Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek Pinault leaning heavily into their live-action screen personas, Banderas playing Puss as a riff on Zorro where the only real "parody" element comes from his species and Hayek playing Kitty as the cool femme fatale who has history with the hero that they'll inevitably have to settle. Florence Pugh was hilarious doing her best gender-flipped Ray Winstone impression as Goldilocks, especially with the real Winstone himself voicing one of the three bears (alongside Olivia Colman and Samson Kayo), while John Mulaney made Horner into an absolute bastard who I couldn't wait to see get his well-deserved comeuppance. At first glance, with three separate groups of characters all racing for the Wishing Star, this film can feel sprawling, and yet it always manages to tie these three stories together in a way that feels organic.

The key to doing this was the Wolf. From the moment we're introduced to him, he's presented as a metaphorical representation of death itself, an impossibly skilled fighter who trounces and nearly kills Puss in their first encounter and who is seemingly unstoppable from that point onward, every meeting he has with Puss feeling like it could be their last. The film's comedy stops dead cold whenever the whistling announcing his arrival starts up, Wagner Moura's performance lending him an almost demonic menace without going over-the-top into cackling supervillainy. He is one of the best villains I've seen in any animated film in a long while, a no-nonsense monster whose evil combines the most terrifying elements of an unstoppable force of nature and somebody who hates you personally, the closest thing that a family film could come to an outright slasher movie villain. There have been many jokes made about this film having one of the most realistic depictions of a panic attack in any animated film, but watching it, it was no joke: I understood immediately how this guy completely disarmed Puss' suave, arrogant demeanor and left him a trembling wreck running for his life. The Wolf wasn't just scary, he was a perfect villain for Puss, a representation of how his wasted life is finally catching up with him, and watching Puss reach a place where he can finally confront the Wolf and turn the tables on him was immeasurably satisfying.

From this, we get a fairly simple moral that largely boils down to a celebration of living life to the fullest rather than either wasting it on hedonism or remaining stuck in an idealized past. It's nothing revolutionary, but not only is it exactly the kind of thing that the fairy tales this movie is sending up have long embraced, it's well-told enough that I fully bought into it. If the original Shrek was a deconstructive parody of fairy tales that sent up their moral messages while offering a few of its own, then this film serves largely as a more faithful, straightforward throwback to them, amped up with a swashbuckling action/adventure plot and some jokes for the parents but otherwise falling squarely within the modern, post-Kung Fu Panda DreamWorks wheelhouse.

The Bottom Line

It's a very straightforward movie once you get past the stylish animation, but hardly to a fault, as it's still a riotous, heartfelt, and just plain awesome ride that delivers exactly where it counts and doesn't overstay its welcome. Easily one of the best family films of the last ten years.

My newest obsession are SOV sword & sorcery and fantasy films that look like they were made by either LARPers on their downtime or Ren Faire actors on the off season or a mix of both. Cheap costumes and random forest locations are a must.

And that's a lie, I had a brief obsession with this last year but a new movie re-ignited it...

I recently discovered The Song of the Sword (1986), a film made by Abraxas Productions in Kansas, which was crewed by locals. I don't believe it has ever seen distribution since it has no IMDB page and absolutely no information on the internet about it. It was uploaded to Archive.org by Demolition Kitchen Video, who appear to be a Kansas based preservation group.

And it's strange. I never set out to find and catalog all these SOV fantasy films, but here I am.

It started when I was looking up the director of Phobe, The Xenophobic Experiments (1995), Erica Benedikty, and saw she also directed a SOV fantasy film called Kobblestone, the Journey Begins (1995).

Watching that led me to find this Letterboxd list by user waxmask. That list led me to Way Bad Stone (1991) and an obsession had begun.

Below is what I think may be a complete list of these SOV fantasy films (analogue not digital video): 1812: The King's Regiment (1984) The Song of the Sword (1986) Dragon Quest Fantasia Video (1988) [40 minute short] The Lords of Magick (1989) Way Bad Stone (1991) Dragonstrike (1992) [VHS with same titled board game] Scary Tales (1993) ["Level 21" story] Kobblestone, the Journey Begins (1995) Ionopsis (1997) Disaster Squad (1998) [40 minute short by high schoolers] Disaster Squad 2 (2002) The Gamers (2002) Masters of Magic (2004 or 2008)

Likely digital video but the same aesthetic and vibe: The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2002) Druid Gladiator Clone (2003) Darkon (2006) [the best documentary about LARPing, in my opinion] Dark Dungeons (2014)

Siegfried's Death — Die Nibelungen: Siegfried (1924)