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my little sister got gonched in this year of our lord 2024 and when she brought it up i literally thought she was trying to trick me in some weird delayed goncharov shenanigans. she's devastated it's not a real movie we can watch lol
#comic#personal#goncharov#diary comic#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#i LOST MY MIND when she sent text posts and fanart and I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW#also it was friday and i broke lent because my breakfast bagel came with bacon and i was so so hungry#i cannot believe she wasn't on the goncharov side of the internet when that was going down#and i was like I WORKED ON A GONCHAROV ZINE I GUARANTEE THIS IS A FAKE MOVIE BESTIE
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Chibi fake peppino chibi fake peppino (because I can)
Also these
#my art#pizza tower#fake peppino#fake peppino friday#I love you alt text#I will draw cute fps and no one can stop me
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my contribution to this Fake Peppino Friday, semi-quickly drawn little thing that also doubles as me trying to draw a Fake that isn't entirely cute for once.
my boy here about to feast
#quick extra. if you happen to be in these tags and your name is noodle. then disregard any tiny crossed out text at the bottom.#its fine its fine its fine its fine its fine its fine#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#peppino clone#fake peppino friday#it's entirely possible fake peppino doesn't tolerate these little gremlins too much.
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Can I get a fluffy joe where shes sick and she has to stay upstairs and he has to stay down stairs because he has to work and can’t get sick but it’s making him crazy and he keeps texting her reasons he needs to come up (she’s needs soups , she needs hugs, she needs him to scratch her head and play with her hair just how she likes ). He finally caves and says he has to come be with her
Hii babes!! So I hope you enjoy this, it’s the same prompt I just changed it a little bit with you trying to keep him away😂💖
*Joe just wants to be the best boyfriend and nurse*
#fluffy Friday#joseph quinn request#joseph quinn fluff#joseph quinn fake texts#joseph quinn x fem!reader#boyfriend joseph quinn#joseph quinn rpf#joseph quinn x reader#joseph quinn x y/n#joseph quinn x you#joseph quinn fanfiction#joseph quinn#my little british baby
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Meanwhile in Girl & XML's room:
#fnf#fnf au#friday night funkin#friday night funkin au#meme#memes#fnf meme#fnf memes#bear#ifaketextmessage#fake text message meme
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dude i just saw some tumblr post about the FLAT FUCK alligator and I tabbed out of the app and now its gone...
and it was 11:59 pm on Friday too, so FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ended for me just as it began...
godspeed FLAT FUCK....
#flat fuck#flat fuck friday#alligator#crocodile#idk what reptile it is sorry for being a fake fan#text#text post
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i left work :-)
#garden hotspot#gcwtual#i just went 'its hot im getting some done but i can do this all tmrw and friday so im going home' and did lol#happy first day of pride to me#also i talked to dl and the first time we talked i walked away going ehhhh that went poorly. i shouldve phrased it better.#so i found a rack of succulents left outside. the bonnie succulents that nobody could find and went 'oh hey this could go inside let me as#let me ask dl'* and so i did and i also asked him abt some fake plants we've had in the space since mothers day#and then i apologized and tried the convo over and he was like 'no no its cool' but still. it went pretty ok.#he said he owed me and i was like 'you owe me twice bc you didnt bring my palette jack back' 'no i did!' 'no you didnt lol'#also o is texting the gc bc f is saying the crepe myrtles are dying theyre NOT good lord#when i go home early he comes in after me and now o is stuck there by herself. she changes up info depending on who shes talking to#its so annoying like quit it you KNOW xyz is fine. why are you changing your story now.#so much misinformation im losing my bloody mind#im ending this text post text post is over#im finding mn tmrw
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feeling better but also still. ahhhh
#date night on friday was cat cafe + a walk#we love to go for little walks :)#supposed to see him tomorrow before he leaves for literally weeks 😭#BUT i texted him at 2:30 this afternoon and now it’s almost midnight and i haven’t heard anything#which is fine !!! just stresses me out because i am such a planner hahah#anyways. i REALLY need to initiate the serious conversation we need tomorrow#it’s my last chance until next month#sad he won’t be here for halloween but. c’est la vie#i’ve also been spiralling lately about another small detail but. it’s fine. i keep telling myself it’s fine#i know he likes me and that’s all that matters#timelines are fake and there is no rush#oh well !!!!!#🤙🤪
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So it’s been almost 3 days since I texted you and you haven’t replied yet and I swear I’m not overthinking about it because I know I haven’t done anything bad you could be mad at me about, the fact just happens to pop in my head every once in a while, but do I think it was rude of you?? Yes! Very much so, but I also understand that you probably have other things going on or maybe you just weren’t in the mood to reply so who cares.
#r#this is about a girl friend#i still care about you#you probably just forgot or whatever else#i still think it’s ride though#plus i texted you because you were the one to tell me on friday that there was something you wanted to tell me!!#make no plans so none can be broken#fake out by fob tells sonmany truths#my post#personal#mp#text post
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dating the love and deepspace boys | domestic moments
featuring: rafayel, xavier, and zayne x gn!reader
(´• ω •`) ♡ modern au! can you guys tell raf is my favorite..?
rafayel
a year younger than you. lies to everyone (including you) that he’s actually two years your senior. you only found out he was younger than you when you met his parents, who have his birth certificate framed.
hates cats. despises them. they fill him with rage (fear). says he’s allergic (he’s lying).
“oh shit raf, this sucks! i guess you can’t move in with me.. i have cats”
“...you have cats?”
“yeah. 3.”
“i’m not allergic. i can move in tonight.”
chronically online. minoring in marine biology and majoring in annoying you. texts you over 200 times a day and if you don’t respond, he’s faking a horrible chronic illness. again. it’s amnesia on wednesdays, appendicitis on thursdays, chronic migraines on fridays… etc..
he has 2 followers on his private twitter. you and thomas.
over 700k followers on instagram for some reason? he sells paintings on depop (he says it's depop but you’re convinced he sells them for heinous prices on the black market)
cooks on occasion? has an apron that says kiss me im irish (he's not irish?) made you a tuna cupcake once??
pescatarian. not in the vegan/vegetarian way where he refuses to eat red meat but because he’s absolutely feral over fish. (is this cannibalism? he says its not)
lives in a 2 bedroom apartment with you but doesn’t use his bedroom. says your bed is comfier. turned his bedroom into a painting studio (IT’S for the black market you say!!) and sleeps with you.
“raf,” you sigh. “don’t you have.. homework or something?”
he sits between your legs, back against your chest as he scrolls through his phone.
“yeah,” he says. you flick the back of his head because you know he’s smirking. “it’s called assignment: you. due in two minutes.”
with his free hand, he reaches back mindlessly to grab yours. you sigh, fingers intertwining with his, a reflex as he leans his head back. his eyes meet yours and you can’t help but laugh.
“well?” you ask, brushing his hair out of his eyes as he squeezes your hand. “what are the assignment details?”
he chews on the bottom of his lip as he thinks, humming while his eyes wander across your face. he swings your interlocked hands in circles. it’s raining outside, the heater is on, and rafayel is warm like hot chocolate.
“what?” he says, his cheeks a tinge pink. “you’re looking at me like that again.” a pause. he turns, his head now buried in your chest.
“just studying my homework.” you say, hands instinctively wrapping around his back. the laundry machine is running in the background, rain is falling against the window, and you faintly hear your rice cooker dinging in the kitchen. home, you think, is with rafayel.
“i can hear your heartbeat.” he says, voice muffled. “it’s super fast. you like me or something?”
“i really like you.” you say, without skipping a beat. rafayel groans into your chest, sighing in discontent.
“no fair. i’m supposed to be the flirter.”
you press a kiss onto the top of his head and you feel his body melt into yours. the two of you fall into a warm silence, his breath steady as he traces paintings into your neck.
“raf?” you mumble, eyes drooping. he hums in response. “did you pass your assignment?”
he smiles. “with flying colors.”
xavier
chronic napper. (yapper?)
has 100 late assignments. failing all of his classes yet got into the top university in your country because he got a perfect score on his entrance exams. you thought he was a nepo baby (turns out he’s just.. smart?)
his procrastination rubs off on you… he is the WORST distraction and he knows it. so smug about it and uses it to his own advantage. will perch on top of you when you’re studying and kiss down your neck until you go to sleep with him.
lives in the apartment on top of yours but is at your house most days, if not all. you ask him to move in.
“am i not already.. living with you?”
“don’t you still have your apartment, though?”
“yeah..?”
is that good for the economy?? is it financially smart? not at all, but he’s too lazy to move out and put his apartment up for lease.
xavier sleeps with his legs entangled with yours and his arms wrapped tightly around your chest. the air conditioning hums in the background as you scroll mindlessly on your phone, dimming the brightness as you hear xavier stir.
“sorry xav, did i wake you up?” you ask. he doesn’t respond, blinking the sleep out of his eyes as he glares at your phone.
“xavier?” you question, swallowing a laugh at his ruffled hair and disheveled clothes.
“phone down.” he says, voice raspy with sleep and an octave lower than usual. you raise an eyebrow at him.
“can i get a pretty please in this economy?”
xavier’s eyes narrow as he snatches your phone away, snoozing the device and placing it on the nightstand next to you. his lips ghost your neck, pressing kisses against your skin as he mumbles incoherently in the dark of your bedroom.
“xavier-” you breathe, giggling at the sensation. “that tickles!”
he nips at your neck.
“bedtime. now.”
zayne
3 years older than you
he literally has his whole life together at 27 which scares you so much
“my credit card is your credit card” typa boyfriend
cooks. cleans. has a 9-5. you’re interning at the hospital that he works at (he’s head doctor!!)
you’re just a sweet little intern and zayne is the big bad monster!! everyone at work thinks he hates you because he’s extra strict on you. doesn’t give you any special treatment, ‘ignores’ you most days (but also slips meals into your locker and hands you heat packs on cold days in the hospital)
no one knows he’s dating you until one day someone sees you leaving in zaynes car.
“oh, you carpool with doctor zayne?”
“huh? no, we live together.”
“you WHAT???”
he’s a virgo……. erm……
the two of you get ready together in the morning. his guard is down when he’s sleepy and he’ll cling to you as he brushes his teeth and does his hair.
you wake up to the cold night breeze, blinking the sleep out of your eyes and shivering as you scan your surroundings. you yelp as you meet the attentive gaze of your boyfriend.
“huh? whuh? huh?” you splutter, squirming as zayne holds you tighter. he’s carrying you bridal style in his arms, his jacket around your shoulders as the two of you walk to his car. you see the bright lights of akso hospital fading away behind the two of you.
“it’s two am,” he says calmly, placing you down gently as he opens your car door for you. “you waited for my shift to end. again.”
you smile bashfully, rubbing the back of your head. “well, i didn’t wanna just leave you!”
zayne clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth, eyebrows furrowed but gaze warm. he guides you into your seat, clicking your seatbelt in place.
“you can nap on the way home,” he says, closing the door and sliding into his side of the car.
the heater’s on already- courtesy of his super expensive electric car. he fastens his own seatbelt and hands you a hot tea and bread from the hospital vending machine.
“drink up. doctor’s orders.”
you grin before he leans over to press a kiss on your lips.
“thank you for waiting for me.”
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace x reader#rafayel#xavier#zayne#love and deepspace headcanons#love and deepspace rafayel#rafayel x reader#zayne x reader#xavier x reader#love and deepspace fluff
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I Fucked Up
#i was calling a friend on friday#we got to talking about the summer camp we both work at#and i knew what positions people would be offered even before offers were sent out#i mentioned that i knew where she worked and she said 'i know where im working i just dont know if im assistant director or not'#and i said that unfortunately shes not#after that the conversation kinda died and i was at work so i said bye#today she texted me that she was really upset that i just dropped that news and left#and i didnt know what she was talking about#she said the only thing she was looking forward to was being assistant director and i just dropped that news and left her as she was crying#i didnt realize she was crying! i didnt realize it had meant that much to her and it had affected her so negatively#otherwise i wouldnt have left. but i feel so bad now cuz i love her and i know shes not doing too well rn#so that was uhm not ideal#but then she texted something to the effect of#'its okay it helped me realize no matter how many people say they care ill always be alone at the end#so i should just start to be myself instead of a fake person that i hate made for other people#so uh... glad she's working on herself. not idead that this is how it happened#not great that i hurt someone i care so much about#ive been told that i dont think before i speak. perhaps this was one of those times#but goodness gracious i never thought i could fuck up this bad#i feel so bad... she gave no indication on that call that she was upset. i didnt hear her crying at all#i feel absolutely terrible and i really dont know how to fix this#she said its okay now but theres clearly a lot of negative feelings still there and trust needs to be earned back#fuck
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#i have definitely done this before but it was in high school#jan 8 2023#not to be touchst*ever on main 🥴🥱🙄#but i miss hugs even tho i just got four this weekend who keeps track that's um ummmm wait and i got two on friday lol anyways.....#mostly missing da burg and the people there and wcc a lot today :( cannot wait to go back and have evie and jaimie hugs r u joking#and every time i sit down to practice i think abt miss jellison's hugs like it's so embarrassing#getting milord silavong lewis hugs this week tho 🥹🥹🥹 i'm so kemal#ignore names plz#also jaimie's text tn absolutely warming my heart in a brick oven#jan 11 2023#update bc i went today and i was so :) but im also so so drained idk why i fake smiled so much but omg silavong truly one of the best ppl i#KNOW pls her hugs are so 🥺🤲 she's so funny too idkidk i miss hanging out w her#but i literally feel wiped js from talking to them bruh#also silavong said next time we should get a meal tgt i'm literally gonna cry shes my mom#likeee i miss the vibes of her class it's also so tiring w all the new students idk them it's weird i'm just here to talk to her ok#but issok sat i get to see bffs and then i go home so soon like i miss wbg so bad#img and angela tmw but yah i need to. shut up and stare at a wall ok don't think i'm practicing tn
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Bf!skz asking about your fave straykids song💃🏻🕺🏻
Public service announcement (for anyone that cares 🥺) : this might be the last Thursday drop for a while. I have some incoming major work rearrangements and basically my free time will be cut short, hence my posting schedule will have to be moved forward over Friday- Saturday-Sunday. Fake Texts might not be coming in as regularly as they take up most of my time, coming up with ideas and then creating the chats is something I try to do day by day and unfortunately those allotted time slots are going to drastically decrease. Will try my best though, thank you all for reading and liking and adding cute tags, you have no idea how grateful I am💖
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#stray kids#hanjisung#hyunjin#lee felix#bang chan#jeongin#lee know#seungmin#changbin#lee minho#han jisung#skz#skz fake texts#skz x reader#skz smut#skz fluff#skz imagines#skz scenarios#skz ot8#stray kids ot8#ot8 x reader#ot8#ot8 x you#Ot8 X y/n#Skz ot8#straykids#stray kids scenarios#straykids x reader#straykids x you#stray kids x y/n
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Eddie finally lets Jeff talk him into going on this blind date. It's not like he's against dating, he just doesn't expect fireworks from an hour of small talk over an overpriced dinner, y'know? Jeff swore by this guy, though, assuring Eddie that they would hit it off, but Eddie will never know because the guy doesn't show.
That's right, he gets stood up, Jeff texts him a string of apologies saying the guy chickened out. So Eddie’s just sitting there alone, trying not to sulk when the waitress asks if he's still waiting to order. Fuck it, he refuses to be the most miserable person in the restaurant, looking around to find someone equally as pathetic, and lo and behold:
Three tables away, there's a guy getting dumped.
Eddie eavesdrops because he has nothing better to do. It’s a pretty standard breakup. Sounds like they haven't been together long and things fizzled out. Neither of them seem to be invested enough to try and salvage it.
"Aren't you gonna say anything, Steve?"
No, Steve isn't. He just sits there while his former boyfriend leaves, doesn't try to stop him at all. Not in a hardened douchebag way, but in a dejected 'why do I even bother' way that Eddie knows all about.
And well, Eddie might be a cynic but his curiosity isn't dead. This Steve is far too pretty to be getting dumped in a seafood place and Eddie has to know what the deal is. It leads him right over to Steve's table. He looks up at Eddie, not quite dead behind the eyes yet, but maybe a little lonely. Just needs a spark.
"Alright well, something tells me that a stranger bugging you won't be the worst thing to happen to you tonight, so I'm just gonna take this empty seat and maybe we can help each other figure out why we're both alone on a Friday night. What do you say?"
Steve blinks, a little taken back at first, then he matches the nonchalance that Eddie's so good at faking with a smirk and a shrug, "Depends. Do you have all night?"
Turns out, Jeff was right about one thing, Eddie does hit it off with someone and it doesn't take all night. They leave the restaurant together, spend hours just walking the town and even breaking into a park after hours. It's the most fun Eddie's had in a while, and even though he doesn't get a goodnight kiss just yet, he gets a second date, which is even better.
He walks home with a skip in his step and a fire in his belly that he hasn't felt in years. He never thought he'd be so glad to get stood up before.
#modern au but like 2000s romcom you know#when trying to help figure out why the other is ‘undateable’ turns into ‘you’re perfect why am i not dating you?’ real quick#steddie#eddie munson#steve harrington#my fics#steddie ficlet#steddie fic#steddie headcanons#rueswriting#steve x eddie#stranger things#meet cute#yes jeff still takes credit at the wedding for setting them up#mp
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Re: cheater!Eddie
We’ve seen the texts between the council of Eddies and how they would react to the cheater!E showing up at an Eddie reunion. We’ve had a glimpse of the Seven Wives and their reaction too, and you’ve just answered an ask about how 7W!Eddie wouldn’t want his wives near cheater!E… but what if the girls get involved anyway? What if they’re all at the reunion and drunk cheater!E sets his sights on the Princess (or any other OC) and none of the other Eddies are near? What if 7W!Eddie has to pick Monday and Wednesday up from Hawkins PD being simultaneously annoyed and proud of his wives for breaking ch!E’s nose or something? I’ll pay you in gold to see the other Eddies texting him like “yo your wives are so cool man” 😝
Hiii babes!! So I went with Husband Eddie talking to Seven Wives Eddie because we all know Husband Eddie’s wife like to sometimes handle things…the same way as Monday and Wednesday😂 so enjoy!💖
*Just two husbands talking about their wives and some gossip*
#spoiled texts#eddie extras#Eddie Munson fake texts#texting eddie munson#husband!eddie munson#husband eddie munson#multiple wives!eddie#Monday wife#Wednesday wife#Friday wife#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson social media au#the Eddie’s#Eddie Munson#my little dungeon master baby#eddie munson x fem!reader#eddie munson x you fluff#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x fem!reader fluff#the Eddieverse
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I decided to mess around with ifaketextmessage.com
So, here is this link! You can do mess around with this if you want whatever!
#fnf#fnf au#friday night funkin#friday night funkin au#meme#memes#fnf meme#fnf memes#sleep texting#sleep texting meme#sleep texting memes#ifaketextmessage#fake text message meme
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