As a robogirl I often find myself relating to my 3d printer. For example, we both
- Are pathetic
- Need parts replaced
- Keep bumping into walls
- Are currently too moist to function properly
- Occasionally cover ourselves in our own goop
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criteria and archetypes of a tumblr “failgirl” (possible emerging counterpart to sexymen)
by comma
section i: “fail”
bad at everything or scared of everything or just really unlucky. she’s trying sososo hard and being sososo brave anyway
the universe is out to fucking get her. she’s constantly being put in Situations, or unreasonably hated by other characters. this is usually in a lighthearted mundane way but girls who have genuinely experienced the Horrors can count if they’re pathetic enough
pathetic in that weird spamton way where people either want to take her to therapy or put her in the microwave
showers once a week at most. no bedframe. you know the type
section ii: “girl”
so so so SO autistic and/or transgender
you can immediately tell just looking at her and everything new you learn about her just confirms it more
fuck canon fuck the haters fuck whether it even makes sense. the vibe is so strong that everyone just accepts it as fact. she told me herself
failboys do exist and seem a lot easier to agree on than their counterparts sexywomen. why must women constantly be questioned #feminism
apollyon
bocchi
kobeni
shinji
komi-san
keter
spamton
noelle holiday
alphys
harry dubois
euclid
rainbow dash
minori hanasato (project sekai)
trixie (mlp)
penny (pokemon)
yuri (ddlc)
mikan tsumiki (danganronpa 2)
meeeee <3
contentious/unconfirmed
monika (ddlc): is so scared and has no idea what she’s doing the whole time but she hides it so well that she comes off as a sexywoman
glados (portal): sexywoman with trauma. yeah she is so so repressed but i think lesbians are just like that
queen (deltarune): so so bad at her job but she has actual self-confidence + i feel like she’s just doing it on purpose for funsies
jerma985 (collective hallucination): i don’t know if he actually counts or if i just want to add him because it’s funny
final thoughts
i’m not trying to make rules this isn’t comprehensive do what you want forever. i just made this to help identify failgirls so we can discover more of them… together! <3
…because i’m trying to think of enough popular ones to do a poll at some point
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I don't think I've mentioned how much I love "Sorry but I'm not Into Yuri", if you want to see a scheming trash gremlin with zero braincells girlfail her way to the top and accidentally make every girl she meets crush on her while constantly denying she likes girls despite extremely obviously liking girls, I cannot recommend it enough
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i don't feel very cute today but
i did take some pics
so yeah
i hope everyone is having a good day :>
♡♡♡
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on the 'misgendering kink to detrans kink to actually detransing' pipeline im at 'touching myself to skipping my HRT'
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