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my cousin from central city is supposed to be visiting me right now but she just texted that her train got delayed because the flash used the train tracks as a running track and melted the metal so now she has to find another way here
#this suuuucks#but at least it wasn't someone from gotham#this time#turns out other places can also be messed up#even the heroes#the flash#central city#just gotham city things#except not this time#only in gotham#and central city i guess#unreality
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Response to fic request (Malleus, Idia)
For @moody-b1tch, the only person who responded to my "give me two characters and I'll write a few lines of dialogue" invitation.
Which is probably a good thing, because this is ... I don't even know what this is.
Characters: Malleus, Idia, with extra bonus prompt: water
Which is included...metaphorically, I guess.
As usual, this kinda got away from me. Don't think it's good enough to post on AO3 - it's hardly good enough to post here on Tumblr - but it's 1221 words and I do love when the word count is a fun number like that.
Also: TIL that Tumblr has a limit of 30 tags per post. How did I learn this? No reason in particular.
Also also: It used to be 1221 words and then I panicked and rewrote some of it.
“Sometimes it’s better to forget. Pretend it never happened.”
“Is that how you truly feel, Shroud?”
“Gah! You look like you’re ready to incinerate me! Not that I think you’re gonna go all OP again. … Uh, you’re not, right?”
“It would be foolish to repeat such folly. Surely you, of all people, can agree.”
“Of course I agree! I’m just like. Not used to this heart-to-heart protag chat. I’m not some shounen manga hero with an 'I'm-all-fired-up!' speech, and even if I was, it’d be pretty cringe coming from me. Your guards are good at that sorta thing. Especially the big guy. He seriously likes to talk! Or Silver. He’s got that intense princely vibe.”
“Silver and Sebek have had much to say, but it is your thoughts that I am most interested in hearing.”
“Because I’m one of the SSR level problem children? You could talk to anyone else about this! Leona, he was big mad. Your guards were there; they can vouch. Or Riddle! That hothead was the first. He probably has some S tier thoughts on his experience.”
“SSR…? Shroud, I am interested in your thoughts. You hold the power to enter the underworld. To speak with those who have crossed to the other side.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! I can open the gate, but that was a one-time thing, going down there. You saw how that turned out.”
“I did not. I was at Night Raven College, if you recall.”
“Of course you were here. After you went all berserker mode, I don’t think Charon would’ve been enough to get you to the Island of Woe.”
“You could have simply invited me.”
“Invite the great and powerful Malleus to play a sim game? Are you for real?”
“I am quite real.”
“That’s not - yeah, okay. Anyway, it’s more like a curse, the gate opening thing, and not Pumpkin Knight level cool.”
“Is it not? Shoenheit, Rosehearts, and Kingscholar all mentioned that the closer one travels to Tartarus, the colder it gets.”
“I meant it wasn’t exactly fire. Not like … dragon fire, fire. I mean, it’s not…”
“Shroud. I am merely teasing. Is that not what friends do? Lilia and the Child of Man assure me that it is.”
“Friends?”
“We have spent time together. We have shared experiences. Are you telling me that is not common with friends?”
“You sound like Ortho.”
“Your sibling is wise indeed. I understand that it was he who prevented you from using your River Lethe. Come now, Shroud, surely you can agree that at least some of those memories were to be cherished.”
(Eep! Is he serious? Even if I had an IRL trap card to flip this, could I even use one against someone as OP as him?)
“Shroud, are you unwell?”
“I’m f-fine! HP is at max. Wait, what are you doing?”
“Calling Lilia so that he may assist me in translating.”
(Gah, is he really using a synchro summon?) “You don’t need to do that!”
“It appears I cannot. My phone screen is blank. Lilia will be rather cross.”
“Your phone’s broken?”
“It happens frequently. Lilia has told me many times to be careful. My lightning has broken several phones just this semester alone.”
“I, uh, can fix it.”
“You would do that?”
“Hee hee. It just needs to withstand high electrical input. EZ PZ.”
“Lemon squeezy.”
(Did he seriously just say ‘lemon squeezy?’)
“Shroud?”
“EEP! I mean, I was just surprised to hear you say that.”
“Is that not how it goes?”
“No! You got it right! It’s just weird hearing it from the Malleus Draconia.”
“Why is that?”
“It just is! Let me see your phone. I mean, if you trust me with it.”
“Here. You cannot possibly damage it more than I have.”
“How old is this phone? I haven’t seen one of these since pre-5G.”
“Can you repair it?”
“Of course I can fix it, but it needs a serious upgrade.”
“What would you like in exchange?”
“Huh? You don’t have to give me anything!”
“Of course. Because we we are friends.”
“No, we're not!"
“Is there something about myself that causes you hesitation?”
“It’s not that. It’s not you, it’s me.”
“I, too, would like everyone to forget what happened. What I did. The lengths to which I went in order to selfishly hold on to something - to someone - who is dear to me.”
“Where is all this heart-to-heart coming from?”
“If we are to be friends, we should be honest with one another. I have learned that by watching Lilia with Diamond and Al-Asim, and by listening to Silver and Sebek. It is not an easy thing, but I must start somewhere.”
“Why are you starting with me?”
“Because we have a shared experience. This ‘SRR problem child’ status.”
“SSR.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Ah, the uh, it’s SSR, not SRR. It stands for Super Super Rare.”
“That makes what we share uncommon.”
“Yeah, you, me, and five other people. Uh, here’s your phone.”
“You are done with it already?”
“I couldn’t upgrade it more with what I have here, but the screen is fixed, and it has lightning fast internet speed. No pun intended!”
“You do get so easily flustered around me. You are an interesting man, Shroud. Oh, I see Lilia has been trying to reach me. We must do this again.”
“Uh, yeah, sure.”
“Until we meet again.”
“Yeah, kthxbai.”
“Idia? Was that Malleus Draconia who just disappeared into thin air?”
“Hey, Ortho. Yeah.”
“You have made another new friend!”
“We’re not friends! My HP is critically low after that.”
“Your heart rate is accelerated, but the rest of your vital signs are within normal ranges. And I clearly heard Malleus Draconia state that you are friends!”
“I know you mean well, Ortho, but-”
“I think he needs a friend, too.”
“Malleus Draconia? Needing a friend?”
“We have spent time together. We have shared experiences. This ‘SRR problem child’ status.”
“Idia?”
“Yeah, Ortho?”
“You’re smiling.”
“I was just thinking about the new volume of the Mew Mew Chronicles manga!”
“Yes, I remember. It arrived in the mail just this morning.”
“So of course I’m excited. It’s the only good thing that’s happened since all of this started. I’m, uh, going to the store to pick up some snacks, if you want to go with me.”
(Your heart rate and eye movement tell me otherwise, Big Brother, but I am happy to see you happy.) “Of course! I’m interested in seeing the ingredients in this new mystery flavored fruit twist that Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade were arguing over.”
“It can’t be worse than last year’s pineapple-lemon-licorice mystery flavor.”
Ortho remembered that. It had been very popular the first two weeks, with numerous reactions posted to Magicam. After that, the only person purchasing it had been Lilia Vanrouge. His eyes lit up.
“You should buy some for Malleus Draconia and Lilia Vanrouge! And Silver and Sebek Zigvolt, too! And Cater Diamond, and Rook Hunt, and…”
By the time they were done, they’d purchased a mystery flavored candy twist for all of the third year students, all of the housewardens, plus Silver and Sebek Zigvolt, Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade, the Ramshackle prefect, and Grim (especially Grim).
Ortho’s analysis of the candy indicated the primary flavors were seaweed and cinnamon, and he could hardly wait to see everyone’s reactions.
Everyone's, but especially Idia’s newest friend, Malleus Draconia.
#twst fanfic#sorta#it's lines of dialogue#but a lot of lines of dialogue#and three not-dialogue paragraphs at the end#I tried#Idia Shroud is really really hard to write#Malleus isn't exactly easy but sooo much easier than Idia#idia shroud#malleus draconia#fic prompt#it's not even Halloween themed#missed opportunity right there#don't hate me#this may be the worst thing I've ever written#and that's saying something#not even in a funny way#because I don't know if you know this but I'm hilarious#except not this time#oh no I hear trick or treaters outside and I have like zero candy#which has nothing to do with this not-fic thing#but I still feel really bad about it#so now that's two terrible crimes I've committed on Halloween#this may be one of those posts where I quietly delete it after giving it way too much thought#I am a tweet-and-delete kinda person on That Other App#although tbf I have more reason to be over there#still though I am already overthinking the wisdom of letting this see the light of day#it may still make it to AO3 at some point#Happy Halloween everyone
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THEY PUT THE PROFILE ICON BACK WHERE IT BELONGS
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They are in counciling ( This is Colress fan art if you squint )
Breaking character but I just feel like if this man was your therapist you'd be pouring out all your problems and he'd literally just say "cope"
#headcanon#pokemon fan art#pokemon go#pokemon#pokémon colress#Pokémon dulse#pokemon gho rhi#rhi#dulse#shipping#divorce#dulse x rhi#still need to think of a ship name#thinking like Dimensionalshipping#or something#because yknow#gay#love wins#except not this time
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girl if i am pushing my favorite books on you i am in love with you. its a love language.
#platonically in love#except not this time#but sometimes#you gotta#fall in love#platonically#but i have a big fat crush#it is killing me#send help#i am perishing
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.
#this is vaguely worded except the first part because ive seen thsi sentiment time and time again#when the trans genocide began everyoen started blaming trans peopel for living in florida isntead of the people making it unlivable#every timw a cop kills a person of color everyones told to just move somewehre w better cops (doesnt exist) >#< rather rhan examine who gave the cops such pwoer and what use the cops are anyways#i know its rasier to blame the victims of this kind of thing. the oppressors deisgn it taht way and encourage that sentiment#but oleeeeeease im begging u. navajo peopel should not just give up their reservation bc it sucks. whyd the us put them there?
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average yuri/ yaoi couple
#i love doing screenshot redraws they're so fun#except when there's so many pretty scenes in F&C that i can't choose#adventure time#fionna and cake#marceline abadeer#princess bubblegum#gary prince#marshall lee#bubbline#gumlee#fanaart#digital art#my art
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Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle
Laios and fair food
2. Taako cooking for real
3. Encounters with plants
(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)
bonus
#i never really drew taz fanart except Merle in a Grass Grass or Grass tshirt was my twitter icon for a long time#dungeon meshi#the adventure zone#i know it's not a popular piece of media any more but i enjoyed it when i listened to it and i still think of it fondly#even though i never had a very consistent idea of character designs
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fuck my stupid baka life bro I was so excited for this project and I thought I finished it only for there to be an EXTRA five more steps even though I already went over the page limit. Also it was due on Thursday. It’s so so so insanely over
#may project moments#stage one. excited beyond belief#stage two. frantic research and pretty prose#stage three. work really close to the deadline and then finish#EXCEPT NOT THIS TIME#so now we have stage four which happens with long projects. fucking mind numbing boredom#stage five. stress#stage six. ahhhhhh fuck it i either finish this or don’t turn it in#clearly I’m a great student#🌱
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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)
#for adblocking--ublock origin is my favorite but adblocker plus is also popular#also i once again highly recommend using firefox especially on mobile#to enable adblock on firefox mobile just click 3 dot menu > addons > addon manager > enable uBlockOrigin#that's for android i assume it's similar for iOS#update it is NOT similar for iOS bc Apple hates you. i'll write another post later#anyway. PLEASE USE AN ADBLOCK ALL THE TIME (except for specific websites you want to support)#your internet browsing experience will be so enormously improved#also on firefox if you want to get past a paywall click the 'Toggle reader view' button as soon as the page loads#(it's on the right of the taskbar. a little rectangle with horizontal lines)#works for most news sites by showing you the webpage text that is hidden under the 'you've run out of free articles' popup#doesn't work for everything but it's worth a shot
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A lil goofy comic :>
#adventure time#adventure time simon#adventure time fanart#fan art#fanart#simon and marcy#simon petrikov#simon art#marcy#marceline#marceline the vampire queen#i remember you#hambo#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna and cake#fionna the human#simon is marcy's dad now i dont make the rules#except i do
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*by live theatre i mean plays, musicals, operas, ballets, concert versions of musicals, staged readings, & things of that nature. EDIT: YES this includes amateur, local, kids, high school, & community theatre. almost every show i've seen has been local
if you want, list the names of the shows you've seen in the tags!
#(if you saw this before no you didnt. i wanted to add more options)#anyways! very curious about how much live theatre people on here see.#personally i've 22 shows? those being: sleeping beauty (ballet). mary poppins. the lion king. the sound of music. once on this island.#little shop of horrors. mamma mia! chess. annie. music man jr. jesus christ superstar. joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.#something rotten! sam's room. the blender. bad auditions by bad actors. the 10 worst breakups of all time. drugs are bad. fairy tale court.#peter and the starcatcher. a christmas carol. & robin hood! all of those have been local/community except lion king ^_^#(yes i also redid this because i forgot about robin hood & sleeping beauty...)#musings
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293 mps voted in favour of genocide & an additional 232 who abstained refused to vote against it. we need to shame them for the rest of their lives. never let them forget
#this is the same as remembering all those who supported the iraq war except this time round we know for a fact they were not ‘misled’#by anything but their own careers#palestine#*
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This probably isn't entirely in character but it's based on an exchange I had & I thought it would be silly with these two
#i dont think im like jake but i took a few 'which AT character are you' and i got jake twice in a row#im embracing it. and giving him my back pain.#except for him it IS because hes old. for me its because of my bad posture.#finn and jake#adventure time#jake the dog#finn the human#finn mertens#my art#goodies
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