Absolutely inspired by @swashbucklery's winter solstice fic, flowing here like honey, (AO3 link, Kit/Jade/Elora, E rated, includes recipes)

It is very, very tasty!

As someone who works with dogs, I feel compelled to tell you that Kristen’s comment of “What are you, four dogs?” upon hearing Kipperlily Copperkettle’s name is SO REAL.

Everytime I draw them I get gender euphoria

sometimes i think about bakugo and how he can switch between being so so mean during sex and absolutely worshipping his lover, taking all the time in the world reaaally slow making them feel everything

or maybe he says sweet things but fuck u like he hates u

idk i love him he's such a nerd

me clinging to praise(-ing you) kink bakugo ............... NO JUST KIDDING! i feel like everyone talks abt this tho so idk how unique my response is gonna be, but i totally agree.

no idea why this is where my mind is going, but i'm just imagining like... the one time Kiri overhears you having sex, he gets So concerned to the point of asking you about it... ("if Kat is being a little mean to you... I mean, if... I heard... were you okay last night?"), but you're just like "Huh? yeah ofc???" bc the whole time he was calling you nasty and greedy and sl*tty, he was also calling you pretty and moving his hips all slow and kissing up your whooooole body at the same time???

i think he just has a hard time slowing down his mouth, because other than the harsh words, it's all body worship and pleasure (and maybe even a lil bit of overstim). wouldn't even know otherwise with how deep he manages to get, and i feel like without any prior warning, the most he'll do is grip your ass or give you a lil spank whilst still being gentle.

in the opposite case however, he probably tones the words to focus more on your body. i feel like he'd be more quiet, but in between pulling your hair and holding your thighs down, it's all "good _, that's right, baby, and mine, my love" ... AHHHHH!!!

(would be funny too in an enemies to lovers, if this is how u found out he liked u. he cannot lie for even a single second despite the fact he was slapping your puddy like he owned it.)

BUT YES!! lovable nerd boy who's all about y-o-u either way. whatever you want... even if it's a lil whackadoodle <33

thank you, anon!!

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it's also funny to think about him being in. rough / mean sex mood.... only to nut and get SoOoOo cuddly. falling on top of your body, smacking his lips, holding your cheek to kiss it ... yet two seconds ago, he literally just got done bruising your booty UP

FRIENDS I HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH SOME OF THE QSMP MODS AND I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

BEHOLD THESE THREE PARTICULAR BLOCKS FROM THE FRAMEDBLOCKS MOD!!!!! FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, THE "FRAMED SECRET STORAGE", THE "FRAMED DOOR", AND THE "FRAMED ONE-WAY WINDOW"

FRAMED SECRET STORAGE, A BLOCK WITH SOME STORAGE THAT CAN BE CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE WHATEVER BLOCK YOU DESIRE!!!! WANT TO BUILD YOUR WHOLE HOUSE OUT OF CHESTS AND STILL MAINTAIN AESTHETIC?? GO FOR IT!! HAVE SECRET CONTRABAND BUT NEED EASY ACCESS? HIDE IT RIGHT IN YOUR WALLS!!!

THE FRAMED DOOR, ABLE TO BE CUSTOMIZED TO LOOK LIKE A WALL!! THE TOP AND BOTTOM CAN BE ASSIGNED BLOCKS INDEPENDENTLY!!

SECRET TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!

THE FRAMED ONE-WAY WINDOW!! ANY ONE SIDE OF THIS BLOCK CAN BE MADE TRANSPARENT, INCLUDING THE TOP AND BOTTOM!!! the transparency can also be REMOVED, so if your friend forgets to look at the name of the block their crosshair is on, YOU CAN TOTALLY PRETEND IT'S A TOTALLY NORMAL SOLID BLOCK AND ADD THE TRANSPARENCY ONLY WHEN NECESSARY >:D

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I AM SO EXCITED FOR WHEN THE PARANOID MEMBERS WITH MANY SECRETS AND MANY THINGS TO HIDE DISCOVER THESE BLOCKS HEHEHEHEHEHE. AS SOMEONE WHO LOVES AND CHAMPIONS ESPIONAGE THIS CONSTITUTES AN ABSOLUTE WIN

there's no way to survive living in your parents' house other than drinking and jacking off. and delusions.

one thing about me is that i’m an orestes-electra-pylades defender. if you don’t hear them being defended anymore that means i am deceased

I cant sleep and I have a headache so I feel like complaining. the spn fandom is so fucking unfunny I’m sorry. at this point we have to either breaking-badify it or take it out behind a shed

Please someone give me a guide for stage 12 crisis mode the pollution damage is killing everyone and the enemy’s revival mechanic makes it absolutely impossible to get to anywhere without building up three enemy ults back to back on my ass and killing everyone if pollution doesn’t do it first

Drew my dnd character Calliope for a token!!

Bounced back and forth, think I'll just make this post-

(Warning: Under the read more, if tumblr keeps the read more intact, is me, an aromantic/aegofictosexual person ramble-ranting about aroaceness in fandom. You're free to scroll past if you wish, or to disagree with me on whatever takes for whatever reason, this is just my one opinion on something I consider to be a big pet peeve of mine.)

(If you read this and go "but I don't do that!", then I trust you, and you're not the kind of person I'm talking about. I'm moreso referring to some things I've personally either witnessed or experienced in previous fandoms, and nobody this applies to will actually see this post unless it, like, gets a bajillion notes...um, hopefully.)

It is so. fricking. frustrating. having my only possible representation in media be like...[that one character] from DR. You know. the otaku or "geek" that's portrayed to be unattractive, "gross", and "weird", and will eventually express sexual attraction to "3D" people, because their attraction to and obsession with 2D was never a sexuality, but intended to be some creepy, incomprehensible thing, and a way to demonstrate their shortcomings and inability to actually court someone.

Characters who actually match my sexuality and experience will never exist unless I make them with my own hands, because both allos and other aces consider me "not ace enough".

This honestly plays a big part in why I'm really touchy about aroace headcanons; because often times they're blatantly used to say people aren't allowed to ship [character a] with [character b] -- and the person making the headcanon is usually 100000% fine with [character a] being put in a gay ship, but will loudly complain if they see them featured in the (usually het, usually canonically teased) first ship. Because it was never about actually writing an aroace character, it was about reframing "ewwww you like THAT ship?? gross uxu what's wrong with you??" into "uhhhmmmm but that character's aroace-coded" "sorry, I can't see them as anything other than aroace" (yeah, I didn't ask? Everyone else gets to talk about THEIR ships with that character and you enthusiastically support them...) And it's like... I feel like these types of headcanons specifically are always presented like, inherently, I'm totally, obviously going to agree with them, and if I don't, then clearly I'm just not aroace. (I wish that was more of a dramatization, but I had someone who I previously told my seuxality to go "oh. well. I'm asexual, so I see this character as aroace-coded, (and I'm right)" <- not outright said but very, very heavily implied, especially because they continuously insisted the character was "canonically aroace-coded", and I just had to sit there like... "...okay, but I'm aroace. (and I think saying that about a clearly het-intended character that's constantly being flirted and canonically shipped in extra side materials with is kinda hurtful)" <- I didn't say that part)

And the fact that no one respects if a character is canonically het or bi kind of plays into why I don't care when a character is canonically gay or ace. If everyone's sexuality is just "gay (MAYBE ace!!!)" or "okay but have you CONSIDERED they might be bi??? (stop putting them in het ships >:((( )" only when it's convenient, then why should I care for my downtime? It doesn't change canon. And I don't feel represented by people's on-the-whim, flimsy-as-fuck headcanons.

But it does still piss me off when people take a reboot or remake or continuation and flagrantly disregard a character's canon sexuality.

And it's upsetting that aroace characters 1. aren't really a thing for the most part, and 2. get written over when they are a thing.

I imagine that when I finally manage to finish one of my stories or games and, y'know, all of my characters are bi/pan/demi because that's what I tend to write...that's probably just gonna get changed to be "whoops everyone's gay lol" by the fandom, and I've already come to terms with that. (Well, by the part of the fandom that isn't populated by "ugh, everything is so WOKE now!" assholes, I'm just gonna pretend they won't even show up because they aren't worth it.) But then, it's also like...if someone officially continued or adapted my properties, and they changed my characters to be all straight or maybe one character gets to be kinda-sorta gay or something, I. I would definitely lose my shit.

-vague gestures-

I don't really know where I'm going with this, I just wanted to say my whole piece without having to worry about being accused of derailing/not listening to a post-

But basically if you're outraged whenever a gay character's sexuality is changed for any reason in any context, I better hear you be that upset about the rest of the possible orientations, and not pulling that shit yourself. I swear to god.

sometimes... the best thing you can do for your self esteem and impostor syndrome is watch a bunch of breakdown videos about something that got popular even though on every fundamental level it is broken almost beyond repair

just the reminder that they got successful out of sheer luck. that things don't have to be like, perfect to gain a following

If reddit says "japanese business practices" One more time I'm gonna break smth can't believe you guys have me defending corporations tonight

what if i made a sprite set with three different people in it

ok look I've had a really really really busy/exhausting few weeks, work related and otherwise, and I have had to mark a lotta papers (they are all done now!) but like. I do really, really, really love my job. it is wild and so weird to me sometimes that I just. get to do this, and i am grateful as hell for it.