Long time no bbgurls

Evan, to anyone: Oh, let me show you a picture of my boyfriend Evan: *pulls up Barty's mugshot*

My fav basted bois!

Taking a moment to appreciate the fact that I haven’t ruined this yet

Edit: Finished thing

"I just took Moody's eye out." Evan brags.

"That's hot, wish I had seen it." Barty pouts as he sends another curse in their enemies general direction.

Evan twirls the bloody eye around in his hand. "Would you accept it as a symbol of my love?"

"Gift it to me on a ring and we'll see, Rosier."

"A ring you say." Evan smirked. "Then I guess I'll get to call you Rosier."

then a green light strikes him and he dies, Barty keeps the eye ofc 🤪

Guys… I need to know.

Evan Rosier with cutesy nipple piercings lives rent free in my head

Regulus: fuck. Mulciber has his sword to james' throat and I'm outnumbered with all the other death eaters around too! We're definitely gonna die. If only someone else were here to save us

Regulus:

Regulus: why do I hear Gangnam Style playing somewhere in the trees

evan rosier is the most cunty slutty name out there

Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

Evan doodle 🤲

I believe in toxic rosekiller because there is no way those two arent the most codependent, jealous and possessive shits ever

Rosekiller date!!

spent like two hours on the background only for it to turn out crappy so I have to redo it and I’m annoyed now

but whatever, update to this thing again

TOP 5 EVAN ROSIER PERSONAL HEADCANONS GO!

heheh thanks for this I'll finally be able to speak my truth (be aware there's a lot of rambling)

HE’S BLACK FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY THAT’S A BLACK MAN RIGHT THERE

For Hogwarts I think he was just as sadistic as Barty, but he didn’t show it so he looked like the exemplar student, smart, good looking, aristocratic and very confident but deceiving/conniving, you never get to see all sides of him but he had a mean streak he was just more calculating, whereas Barty was impulsive in his anger, Evan let it simmer under the surface until he got the perfect plan to destroy you also he thought he was above everyone else (narcissistic/sociopath vibes) (this is not very articulate but basically how I wrote him in Arsonist's Lullabye lol)

I like the skater Evan, white dreads Evan with a lot of swag and his spotless jordans who worships pac and raps to kendrick in the car while he drives Barty around. Evan who loves to ride in the back of Barty's motorcycle as much as he likes to race him

I like insane Evan, killer Evan who plans meticulously how he’s going to end someone, Evan who’d kill anyone that dared touch or look at Barty heheh CANNIBAL Evan and vampire Evan have my whole heart too and Evan that kills people for human sacrifice rituals with Pandora, THEY CARRY THEIR VICTIM'S BONES AROUND IN NECKLACES AND EARRINGS he gifts Barty a ring with someone's eyes and THEY EXCHANGE NECKLACES WITH EACH OTHERS BLOOD AND WHEN BARTY DIES HE CARRIES HIS HEART AROUND WITH HIM IN A JAR OR EATS IT SO THEY'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER (I'm very passionate about this lol)

I like Evan who looks like the perfect school boy and everyone wonders why he’s with/likes crazy boy Barty but turns out he’s the mastermind behind all the insane shit Barty does lol THEY DEFINITELY BURNED DOWN A CHURCH OR A SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT also he loves to do graffiti and def spray painted the house of everyone he hated but did pretty drawings for his friends

Evan rosier is so bbggggg. He so darling. He collects pretty flowers and puts them in water. He holds his friends hands and kisses people's shoulders when hugging them. He makes all of the presents he gives, and he crochets bookmarks. HE IS THE LOML