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desperatecheesecubes · 2 months
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Growing up asexual is actually so funny because all of a sudden people all around are like ‘oh my god what if I don’t know how to kiss??? I have to practice!’ And start doing unhinged things and the whole time you’re like
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lescarnetsdehaku · 17 days
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Advertising in Verone, circa 1940.
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don-lichterman · 2 years
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pvr: PVR management confident about film pipeline and sustainable ticket price growth
pvr: PVR management confident about film pipeline and sustainable ticket price growth
Ajay Bijli, Chairman & MD and Nitin Sood, CFO, PVR in conversation with ET Now after the multiplex operator reported a net profit of Rs 68.3 crore (Ind-AS adjusted) for the quarter ending June 2022. On PVR’s Q1 results and how business has boomed Ajay Bijli: The last two years were extremely demoralising and not really good for our business but we always believed that this is an activity that…
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the-nothing-maker · 5 months
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I said "hey, girl with one eye
get your filthy fingers out of my pie"
(Gilligan is a necromancer NPC from @luposlipaphobya's D&D campaign, Une Cour de Chair et de Charme!)
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cowboy-lurking · 1 year
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I can't explain it but Ides of March feels like a Tumblr festival. Every year we amp it up, meming in anticipation of the main event, where we celebrate the brutal murder of a dictator at the hands his friends and colleagues by posting nonsense for a full 24 hours. I wonder if @staff will turn it into merch.
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waytooinvested · 8 days
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Alex: Kara? What's wrong? You look like you're about to cry.
Kara: No, nothing. It's just... something that happened with Lena.
Alex: What did she do? Is she evil after all? Did she cheat on you? Do I need to kill her??
Kara: *sniffling* She just- she-
Alex: Woah, hey it's okay. Take a breath, then tell me what happened.
Kara: We were baking a cake for when Ruby and Sam come to visit. Everything was going great, we were having so much fun, and then I turned round and saw it...
Alex: You saw WHAT Kara???
Kara: The bowl! In the sink! Full of water!
Kara: I'd maybe have understood if she'd scraped it out herself rather than sharing it with me, but she didn't even eat it! She just... washed it up.
Kara: All that lovely cake batter, washed away down the drain like it was nothing. I'm not sure I can ever see her quite the same way after this.
Alex:
Alex: ...you eat the raw cake mix?
Kara: *clutching her heart dramatically* ET TU BRUTE?!
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kitmarlowe · 7 months
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creativitycache · 3 months
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...what it means is they're all drawn by the same studio
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faunina · 1 year
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HAPPY NOVEMBER 5TH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!
click for a surprise :)
[ID. Digital art of Dean Winchester done in black lineart. He’s holding his own hand over Castiel’s handprint, which is red, and looking forlorn. When clicked, the transparency reveals Castiel with his wings and a halo, holding Dean by the waist and resting their foreheads together. End ID.]
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lesbaurinkos · 3 months
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2024 is the new 2014 many are saying this. get with it. put on some cat whiskers and feel some whimsy everyone
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don-lichterman · 2 years
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global recession: Sensex at 70,000 achievable over medium term if we avoid global recession: Jonathan Garner, Morgan Stanley
global recession: Sensex at 70,000 achievable over medium term if we avoid global recession: Jonathan Garner, Morgan Stanley
“It is better to remain relatively cautious and just keep doing the simple things that are working. In my coverage what is working is the markets and sectors that have upwards earnings revisions and they are almost invariably the commodity exporters. So Middle East, Latin America, Australia, Indonesia and indeed Singapore are the markets that we tend to prefer,” says Jonathan Garner, Chief Asia &…
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the-nothing-maker · 7 months
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Galien, the Black Dragon
(Galien is a vampire lord and NPC from @luposlipaphobya's D&D campaign, Une Cour de Chair et de Charme, with an original design by @d-cybele !)
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gemharvest · 1 year
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yuo know how people say toxoplasmosis rewires your brain to make you more fond of cats or whatever. do you think this image has that kind of effect on people. if i showed this to someone who didnt like reigen do you think theres a chance they would suddenly become enamored with him. its working on me and i already like his ass
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itsnotjustgibberish · 1 month
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Ides of March and New Jash today.
Well chat, you know what this means, sharpen your knives; it’s time to kill Jashius Chaesar
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zouisalmightie · 3 days
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TO ALL THE HATERS THAT SAID WE WERE MAKING BUDDIE UP IN OUR HEADS HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???
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julius caesar but i've never watched it
...either the play or the actual man. I am not a time-travelling voyeur. Why does that give Doctor Who vibes? I haven't watched that either.
Anyway, happy Ides of March, tumblr. I am about as enthusiastic about the celebration as Neil Gaiman is, but here we are. Doing what I do worst, making a summary of things I have no authority to summarise... WAHOO LET'S GO. Whatever it is I know about the play:
Caesar was vibing sometime around the '40s. 0040s, not 1940s.
He has a wife named Calpurnia. A maggot wants to be her because and I quote 'no one ever listens to me either'.
She tells him not to go to some kind of coronation or speech or something on the Ides. He's like nah wifey 'sall gucci.
I regret saying that sentence. As did Caesar, because he went and got stabbed in 44. Spoiler alert.
People ship Mark Antony with Caesar but some ship Brutus and Caesar. *youtuber voice* Comment below with your favourite ship.
Don't do it I don't want to know. Anyway, he's also married to Cleopatra, who is killed by snake venom that may not have been snake venom or something.
Idk they were cute. They had a kid that ran away and Asterix and Obelix had to take care of him. Caesarian?
WAIT IS A C-SECTION CALLED A CAESARIAN BECAUSE YOU CUT IT OPEN AND CAESAR WAS STABBED? WHAT?
There is a soothsayer. He tries to soothwarn Caesar.
Caesar does not soothlisten. Caesar is a lil bitch.
On the Ides of March, Caesar goes up to the soothsayer who is lurking on the steps of the maybe-coronation place. He soothsays The Ides of March are come!
The soothsayer soothsighs and soothsays Aye, Caesar, but not gone.
The senators, otherwise known as the soothslayers, have been plotting for a while. Brutus is a very dear friend of Caesar. He thinks Caesar slays.
But the other senators convince him this is what's best for Rome. So he thinks Caesar should be slayed.
So now the soothslayers at the maybe-coronation gather around Caesar and start stabbing him. Et tu, Brute? and all that (though I remember something about that phrase not meaning the same thing as it does in popular context...).
The soothslayers are a bit extra. Like bro. One stab to the heart would have soothsufficed.
Anyway, Caesar is soothslayed like the soothsayer soothsaid.
There is a funeral thing. The People of Rome are cranky.
A maggot once said Moots, maggots, countrymen! and it lives rent-free in my head.
Anyway what Mark Antony actually says is a whole ass speech. FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR EARS. I COME TO BURY CAESAR, NOT TO PRAISE HIM! THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM, THE GOOD IS INTERR'D WITH THEIR BONES (I THINK I HAVEN'T HEARD THE SPEECH IN A WHILE OK) SO LET IT BE WITH CAESAR.
So he gives the soothspeech and everyone is emotional. IF YOU HAVE TEARS, PREPARE TO SHED THEM NOW. Damn bro. It's like playing villain music just as the camera focuses on the villain.
Anyway then there is a lot of chaos and blah blah blah Mark Antony does some stuff Caesar's adoptive son Octavian does some stuff.
There's some bloke named Augustus who may or may not be Octavian (if he was sorry for the deadname Auggy my bad).
Brutus is killed? Or he kills Mark Antony? One of them die.
They were totally not fighting over who was a better lover to Caesar.
Roman Republic gone byebye as I say to Roxie. Roman Empire starts. The end.
Er.
That was a thing. I rather like summarising my homeboy Shakespeare haven't read him in a while and I only read his comedies. Maybe I should do more in honour of the Globe Theatre Maggots.
Happy Ides. Please don't soothslay me. I've been a good Maggot Prince to you, haven't I?
*runs just in soothcase*
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