(some of the) eah rebel students as incorrect quotes
Cedar: Are we really going to let Raven keep Cerise?
Kitty: We kept Maddie.
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Maddie: Awww, why don't you like cats, Raven? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Raven: I don't know Maddie, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Maddie:
Raven: I'm ALLERGIC.
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Kitty: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Maddie: Elephants.
Kitty: Blocked.
Cerise: Camels.
Kitty: Extra blocked.
Cedar: Donkeys.
Kitty: Ultra blocked.
Raven: That dick.
Kitty: ...Followed.
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Raven, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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Maddie: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Kitty.
Cerise, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Maddie: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Cerise: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Maddie: You wanted fake blood?
Cerise:
Maddie: I’ll go call Kitty.
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Headmaster Grimm: Raven, I’ve left a letter telling your mother not to worry—
Raven: She won’t.
Headmaster Grimm: that you’re safe—
Raven: That’ll just depress her.
Headmaster Grimm: —and you’ll see her in a few weeks.
Raven: Do I have to?
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Kitty: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Cerise, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Maddie: How would you like your tea?
Cedar: As dark as my soul.
Maddie: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
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*at 3am*
Kitty: *runs into Cerise’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Cerise: *wakes up* Dude!
Kitty: *cackles*
Raven: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Cerise* What the fuck, Kitty?
Kitty: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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Maddie: YOU CHEATED!
Cerise: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Cedar: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Maddie: …What.
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Kitty: Hey, Cerise, have you thought about having children?
Cerise: ...
Cerise: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Kitty: But we're not childr-
Cerise, already distracted: MADDIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Cerise: Maddie just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Cedar: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Raven: I saw you.
Cedar: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Cerise in a turkey costume.
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Cedar: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kitty: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Cedar: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kitty: ...
Cedar: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Maddie: Raven, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Raven: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Maddie: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Raven: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
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Cedar: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Cerise: You can eat a rock.
Raven: Air.
Kitty: The fabric of time and space.
Maddie: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Cedar: You guys are not helpful.
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Cedar: So anyways have y'all seen Maddie?
Cerise: I think they went in Kitty's room 'studying'.
Raven: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Kitty's room*
Maddie & Kitty, fighting:
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The evil queen L, Raven queen R
My mother is the worst person In the alive and I am her favorite person in the world.
I saw this and thought like darn what does that really mean bc it’s like am I just as bad because a “bad” person loves me? I thought that idea was really intriguing
I was experimenting with line art, a lot of it vs none of it, worked well in some areas more than others and vise versa
Okay love y’all sorry for disappearing again 😭
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