Dream team shower head canons? (Like how they act when they shower with you)

Ooh, absolutely! Enjoy!~

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-Dreamwastaken- As we all know by now, Dream is an absolute workaholic. Usually, if he's on his own, the green man is an in and out kind of person when it comes to a shower. Mans is busy and has work to do! But with you? Things are a little different. In the haze of the steam is when Dream is properly able to relax with you, letting his guard down as he lets you massage his worn muscles and help him get clean. And in return, he'll show you his thanks in any way you'd like. Getting you cleaned up? Absolutely. A little shower sex at the end of the day? You've got it.

-Georgenotfound- Very few things keep George awake these days. Showers were definitely no exception. This borderline narcoleptic would honestly drop asleep against you right there in the uber warm water if you gave him the time of day. However this also presents the opportunity for this absolute cat of a man to pleasure you for literal hours if you would let him. Your fingers twined in his soaked dark locks as his tongue rolls lazily over you sex time and time again.

-Sapnap- This man is so torn oh god. On the one hand, the two of you are absolutely FILTHY from your adventures. A good long shower will do the both of you good. On the other however...shower sex is EXTREMELY hot. Sapnap is the kind of man who will lift you off your feet and pin you to the wet shower wall with searing kisses as he makes even more of a mess out of you. And so far? He's actually managed not to drop you! Now if only he could drop the water bill.

if anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏

happy new year, @copepods! This was for the @mcytblrholidayexchange! I hope you all enjoy it :3

Hermitcraft is like a nudist colony to me

Just hear me out okay

DSMP? Everyone had netherite armor, or at least diamond armor, and it was always the best enchantments possible

QSMP? I cannot express how armored up everyone there is. The children are wearing enough armor to kill a grown man

LifeSteal? I don't watch it but I only see screenshots of buffed Netherite

But Hermitcraft? Hermitcraft? Naked. 80% don't wear ANY armor, it's no wonder they die SO much. I think ive seen someone in netherite 2 times.

Bdubs why do you only wear chainmail pants. Rendog why are you in gold armor.

Like seriously, it's such a culture shock going from an anarchy-adjacent server to "Nudist colony of peace loving friends with a community made economy and also mailbox pipe bomb"

"I don't know what to do without you," / "I don't know where to put my hands,"

"I look up at the gaps of sunlight," / "I miss you more than anything."

MATE

Every time I look at Scar reds life skin I am plagued by "white streak in my hair but no stress now" and my body recoils.

WHITE STREAKS IN MY HAIR BUT NO STRESS NOW TRADE OFF THAT GUYS LOOKING LIKE A MESS NOW DRIVING OFF THE TRACKS BUT IM BACK AND IVE SEEN HELL BUT THIS IS A BIT MORE MY STYL- [GUNSHOT]

lil dsmp c!ranboo sketch page! 💜 the sketches look better than all my attempts to line so I'm leaving them as is

thinking about how tommy joined the server in july and exile was in december. like. six months isnt a lot in the grand scheme of things. in july he was this happy go lucky kid ready to take on the world. in august he won independence for his country. in september he ran for office in that country. in october he was exiled from that country. in november he lost his brother. in december he was once again exiled from his country and went through the worst trauma of his life. just six fucking months for his entire world to change and the people he loves to die and/or betray him. forever changed but still trying to be that happy go lucky kid taking on the world with his loved ones at his side.

Quackity finds Tommy in the rain

what if...what if the nuke went to the prison. what if tommy didnt die. what if it ended the way they wanted but they knew it wasnt right.

future citizen of a place that used to be called the 'dream smp' watching a film based on the true events of the l'manberg revolution with actors depicting key players. at the end of the film as the camera pans to the sunset the text appears that tells you what happened to the real people after the events of the film and it says the deputy and his best friend were vaporised by a nuclear explosion at the age of 18. the best friend made the nukes.

Dream SMP enjoyers will create the most fucked up art and ideas of all time and then smile at you and caption “just beach days”

what the fuck

i started this with the intention of doing a full drawing and a cool caption but now the only caption in my head is . babygirl.

but tonight he is alive and in the north field

Ngl I'm surprised that after all this time people still look at the dsmp finale and are still genuinely sad about it because they still see it as complete unchangeable canon

Like, to me c!clingy killed c!dream and c!punz with the nuke, c!jack saved c!tommy and started the process of mending their friendship, and then they started to heal together with everyone. After finally being in a better mental state, c!wilbur and c!tommy reunited and visit each other regularly. The egg got defeated eventually. C!eret and c!foolish beat the shit out of dreamxd. The end :D

«I'm alive, I'm revived, I survived»