i love how paul matthews is referred to as the “normal guy” but also he has several clones making a colony on the moon and he once smuggled his coworker out of the hospital and willingly pretended to be her pet cat because he developed stockholms syndrome and his greatest dream is to be a 4 foot tall anthropomorphic squirrel
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We don’t talk about the fact that hatchetfield apparently has a “thriving furry community” enough tbh
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okay, but, Paul "cat disguised as a human" Matthews or Paul "Mutant Anthropomorphic Squirrel" Matthews?
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Not a confession, but what's "Dream Machine"? I've seen it be mentioned twice
It was a cut nightmare time story that we know plot too except for the ending which is apparently really crazy
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In Dream Machine Ted is defending Peanuts, who Paul is being in the dream, this is how Chai Coffee can win-
In Hey Melissa Paul knocks Melissa's friends out before they can kill Bill, this is how Carmel Coffee/BillPaul can win-
In Workin Boys Ted goes with Bill to see Workin Boys, Joey said it's a date, also in the nmt2 ep 3 talkback Corey said that Bill is in love with Ted, this is how BillTed can win-
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what the fuck
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its her!!!!! shes a fucking toon. i wanna know what being a hero to hatchetfield entails. do you think it is some cartoon shit of oh my god my baby is on that tree branch help me oh hello. squirrel. like in this heightned reality does everyone in hatchetfield just roll with a squirrel. person being there and being their superman or is it literally one big simulation some peiople are just Concious in . im so confused
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Here's a sneak peek of an upcoming scene in Dream Machine Act II~. I don't think I'm going to have this scene in full-color in the actual video, but this was fun to throw together anyway~
So...last month I said I might release said video early this month, but that was before I became absolutely SWAMPED at work. More than I had ever been since I started this job...I've been exhausted for weeks; I'm only now just starting to adjust and recover. ^^; So that's why this (among other things) has been delayed...hopefully next month I'll actually be able to finish it.
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i made a new guy !!!!!
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*wakes up in a cold sweat* There Are People On The Internet Who Don't Know About Ted Spankoffski's Penguinsona
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I can not die happy until I learn the ending to Dream Machine
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