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krabkrab-wontshutup · 7 months

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When your assasin sibling you haven’t seen in YEARS has A Knife™️ and you think theyre going to assassinate the mayor or something (and also later in the story they tie up your orc friend)

more rowan! more rowan! yay! yippee!! this time with rosé!

This takes place earlier in the story of this drawing

#they are siblings #do not ship #dont ship #not ship art #my art #drawfee rowan #rowan drawfee #rosé drawfee #rosé drawtectives #drawtectives #drawfee

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marvelousmockingbird · 6 months

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Relief.

#anna squawks #furry fandom #nerd tiff #kirby oc #annathebird #furry art #ibispaintx #Dont ship

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notherpuppet · 2 months

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I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

#not trying to sail a ship btw #I just like evil villain dance numbers #like in Pixar’s coco #that scene was so tight #whole time I was drawing this I was like “ho dont do it!#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #vaggie #my doods #liked by creator

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little-red-fool · 4 months

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Astarion you’re not the most dangerous thing in this two-man party.

Part 2 (CW: body horror)

#also please dont ship these two ive seen a couple of people ship them in the tags and they arent even friends ahdhajdjs #Pascal is very much aroace and hates Astarion #my art #my oc #d&d #graverobber #warlock #shadar kai #bg3 #bg3 tav #dark urge #pascal cadapher blackthorn #astarion #lgbtq #trans #transmasc

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cloud-ya · 2 months

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girls' night

#dont tag as ship #do fucking *NOT* tag this as any ship #honkai star rail #march 7th #dan heng #imbibitor lunae #stelle

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 9 months

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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

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jazzkolart · 1 month

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This is how their meeting would look like, right?

I can't wait to put them into the same team with no synergy between them whatsover, just because of their aesthetics.

#hsr #honkai star rail #argenti #boothill #hsr argenti #hsr boothill #boothill hsr #argenti hsr #hsr fanart #i dont even ship them i just think their interactions could be so funny

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son-flower · 2 months

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something something i think thistle would be more emotional at delgals life achievements than delgal himself

#my art//#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle dunmeshi #delgal #lord delgal #eodio #sissle #king delgal #freinag #dont tag as ship pleaseeeee

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manjunii · 10 months

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when you are a girl and a boss

#geeta pokemon #rika pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon #omochiri #geeka #i dont know their ship names in eng!!!#somebody on twitter coined them as GirlBossShipping #and i think about that so often #pokemon scarlet and violet

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odinsblog · 1 month

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The crew of a massive container ship that crashed into the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore early Tuesday warned of power issues before the collision, which caused the bridge to collapse into the frigid Patapsco River, officials said.

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore said the warning from the ship’s crew likely saved lives.

“We’re thankful that between the mayday and the collapse, that we had officials who were able to begin to stop the flow of traffic so more cars were not on the bridge,” Moore said. He called those officials heroes.

Moore noted that the bridge was up to code at the time of the collapse. He said the collapse was a “shocking and heartbreaking” event for the people of Maryland who have used the bridge for 47 years.

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nachomori-3 · 3 months

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I couldn't resist. More Ear, the hypothetical child of @canisalbus 's oc's Machete and Vasco. Sopping wet thing <3

#digital art #notchoart #gift art #vaschete #ibispaintx #kinda had to improvise the nightgown i dont know anything about 16th century italian fashion </3 #vasco #machete #not my oc #ship child #ship kid #ask to tag #doodles

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arttuff · 3 months

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brucie wayne is not immune to the sudden urge to hug his son

#dc comics #dc #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #he brings him to his chest so hard it's gonna give him a concussion #im feeling vulnerable and huggy. my files are all filled with sketches of batman hugging his kids rn #probably wont post any LOL #anyway dont tag with ship plz #animation

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bonksoundeffect · 11 months

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The Boiling rock in a nutshell

Y'know, this was supposed to be posted next week but I've decided that gay month deserves to start out a lil fruity

#atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #zukki #zuko #sokka #suki #fanart #while i dont really ship zukki specifically i still find it very compelling and also hilarious #i kind of wanted to post kyoshi and rangi art but ive not had the time to finish it 😔

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evilwizardcrab · 5 months

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my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.

#obviosuly this a joke I dont actually feel that intesnely about ship names #its just funny to me #and yes i know there are other semi-popular ship names for this pair #they just dont seem to be the mainstream ones #jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #stick stick sticky stick

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cloud-ya · 9 months

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boop

#dont tag as ship #honkai star rail #dan heng #imbibitor lunae

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larabar · 4 months

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he was so real for this btw

#such an interesting interaction i LOVE the dynamics in this show #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime #sonic prime season 3 #sth #doodles #i dont know why you would here but dont tag as ship they are. arguing

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