so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

What’s a Disney movie that hasn’t been represented in a Kingdom hearts that you want to see.

why are you asking this on my dragonball blog bestie 💀

HAII POET:3

the one and only baby girl here.one I hope ur doing well and safe:D [if not I'll just magically make u feel better!!]

and two I wanna know some of your mooner!mumbo w his partner headcanons bc the season 8 brain rot is strong rn. if that's okay:p

- 🪶

MOONER MUMBO X READER HEADCANNONS

𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕= 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃&𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔🌱🧄🌿

A/N- OMG FEATHER DEAR I HAVE MISSED YOU BRO I FEEL BETTER JUST FROM TALKING TO YOU! btw im so so sorry i havent been around i dont know why but i hbave been feeling very uninspired. <3

Boatem forever is my saying i swear the best group in all of Hermitcraft.

-what a worrisome man mumbo is, from the bigginging of you and mumbos relationship and before you even started dating you were always concerned about the mans physical structure, being a very tall and lanky man you always made sure to take care of his health

-i know its a common head cannon but i could 100% see mumbo as a moth hybrid but I also like to head cannon him as a deer or elk hybrid

-i think that his deer half, his personality and the fact he hasn't slept in so long he would extremely jumpy. I could totally see you just walking up to him and tapping him and he just freaks out jumping out of his skin.

-he definitely calls you things like My moon, Star, different names of constellations and stuff like that

-you try everything to try and get him to sleep, every night you try and get him somewhere comfy and warm and try and make him some type of warm drinks like tea and cocoa.

-you stay up most nights when mumbo is up to some task outdoors and fight off all the phantoms to protect him.

-i feel that with how much free time he has now he would like to read when hes bored and i would like to think he is really into history books and folklore.

- im sorry but bro he has some messy ass hair his hair is 100% always messy (im not sorry messy hair is cute bro) i also think he would wear alot of tank tops and sweaters.

-mumbo and you both go star gazing often, over time the two of you two learn all the constellations and point them out to each other and telling their stories, id like to imagine the two of you have a game of making new constellations and creating story's for them.

-mumbo is infatuated with every thing you do and everything you do for him and when you do stuff for/with him like baking, stargazing, reading, and all his other hobbies he melts.

-after months and months mumbo and the mooners realize that the moon and the gravitational issues wont change even in they warship the dear moon mumbo finally returns to you, you both cuddle up in your bed as a fresh breeze runs through your room and then you two fall asleep under a pile of blankets and each others warmth.

The Animatic of the unreleased V9 ending doubles down on ZERO consequences

So... Two months ago (Jeez, how the time goes) i created a thread on the ending of V9. In it i very much stated that the ending of V9 continues the trend of being not really about hope, but being about wish fulfillment, considering that any negative consequence or logical problem that would arise post V8, just seems to be gone.

Well, quite recently, during this years RTX, we were shown the unreleased V9 ending/epilogue animatic that was never produced for many reasons that are unkown to us, but most likely relate to budget etc.

And what we saw of it, was the continuation to double down on some decisions, while showing that the cast itself is being confused about what they are creating in the first place.

The double down

Remember discussing how Amity looks like an airship and wondering if an airship is in front of it? Well, wonder no more. We have an explicit confirmation that Amity was converted into a warship. Let it sink it. Vacuo, an anarchic state with depleted resources and basically no organized government or anything of the sort, retrofited Amity into a warship, while Atlas, a superpower had problems with making it into a Satelite.

Script from Eddy Rivas, one of the writers

There is nothing more "fuck you" to the logic of the world that is set up than this. This is "The emperor had a desolate planet build hundreds of star destroyers" level of nonsense. How does Vacuo do this in any way shape or form? Who cares? HOPE! ITS ALL HOPE! And somehow hope has manifested in the ability of Vacuo to retrofit airships the size of the Amity Colliseum...

Then we get told that "Its bad, in facts its probably never been worse" only to get a Disneyesque shot of everyone getting along, sharing food, Qrow catching someone falling down etc. But Qrow said its bad right!? So its bad right!? Well, remembering V4 and how we were told that actually Menagerie is a bad place to live, only to see an island paradise for 2 volumes, this sadly seems like yet ANOTHER example of "Lets say that things are bad" and then show the completely opposite. Because remember, after V8 ended, many people, especially critics called out that sending the Refugees to Vacuo is a shit decision, and yet here we are, and everything is SHOWN as perfect, despite that it should not be.

Come to Jesus

The Animatic before the end then shows a literal SHRINE to Ruby. I still recall people telling me that im wrong about V9. How Ruby was just told "She is good enough" not thats shes perfect, etc. That "everyone makes mistakes". And here we are. Despite the shitty decisions in V6-V8, Ruby now has a literal shrine. Because if any of us had any doubts about who the designated hero of the show is and how perfect she is, this should serve as a reminder.

Ruby is perfect. The narrative says shes perfect. So she is perfect. Now worship her. Ugh...

I have always called out the fact that Ruby seems to be able to do literally anything, and the narrative will bend itself over to make her right. But for it to be rubbed into my face like this? With a literal shrine? Man... What am i even supposed to say?

Im genuinely convinced that we could be shown RWBY stabbing a child and then for it to be revealed that the child was actually Grimm in disguise.

The Confusion

I think my favourite part of all of this was the fact that we were shown, once again, that RT has absolutely no idea what any of them are doing. Not as solo people, but as a team. As a team, these people are supposed to communicate with each other, and yet time and time again we hear about miscommunication issues or other such nonsense. One would imagine that they would have, i dont know, a project lead to organize/lead everyone, but thats probably asking too much from the "indie" company that is RT.

Anyways, the animatic contains a scene of Winter using her maiden powers to etch out "Dont come back" on some kind of memorial. At first, theories were awash, to who was this said? Until a rumour came out that it was a memorial to Ironwood.

Now, this was just a rumour, but not an unexpected one. We already know that the writers of RWBY seem to believe that the characters they create are real and are very much not shy in doing everything in their power to destroy/ruin them, with Adam being such a perfect example especially with the writers hating him so fucking much that the implied slave branding he got they instead said that he got as basically an "accident" in a fight due to him being an "asshole". Which is... Very "nice" writers...

So this? This would not be unexpected.

However then...

(Arryn Troche (Ex-Animator of RWBY))

We got clarification that the memorial was to team RWBY? Which quite frankly, confused things even further. I have no idea what the writers were thinking about this exactly? Nobody, and i mean NOBODY would see "Dont come back" message and think it as a "positive" one, it would be taken as a message of negativity. The messaging here is horrible.

For people more interested in a break-down of this specific choice, i would reccomend "Itsclydebitches" Tumblr account and their post on this subject.

My opinion

The animatic is just shite. Like, im gonna be honest with you all. It doubles down on the same illogical BS, pretending to be hope while its actually just wish fulfillment. With all of the problems that V6-V8 would have caused just gone... Going so far as to ignore their own lore of Vacuo.

And the whole Winter memorial thing just further shows that there is little thought put into writing any of these things, logical thought i mean.

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE RANT POST RANT POST RANT POST AHFGAHAHBSNSKANSKANS

Major swear words warning, warning for me expressing my burning hatred of the Chonny Jash cover of The Mind Electric

Consider yourself warned

I HATE the Chonny Jash mind electric covers SO MUCH! I cannot put into words how much I HATE THEM /srs everywhere I go fucking THE KIND OF IRONY YOU FIND IN BIBLE STORIES 😱‼️😰💔😭 SHUT UP I DONT CARE!!! Where is the electric? Where is the mind? Where did Simon go? It was literally supposed to be called Inside The Mind Of Simon when you take away the main purpose of the song it's just bleh, it's not even a cover anymore you're just reusing the arrangement of those particular notes and chords for your own song. And the video is so uncomfortable to watch the purple one looks like Virgil Sanders from sanders Sides and the lips are in my personal space for far too long. And I wouldn't be so mad if it wasn't EVERYWHERE everyone warships this shit like it's the best thing ever and it's everywhere on TikTok its fucking Chonny Jash The Mind Electric cover in discord it's fucking Chonny Jash The Mind Electric Cover on Tumblr it's fucking Chonny Jash The Mind Electric Cover I can never be free from it

I consider myself to not be a hater honestly I do really try to enjoy things or respectfully dislike something BUT HHHHHHH those songs just ghsgshahahha they make me so so so angry and I really don't know why but please there must be someone out there who understands

its dnd time

so we have the kids, were headin to the capital, we need a boat to get there but uhh oh no! theriot needed to let these 3 people use damonas boat soo. (theriot stayed behind in this timeline hes not with the tcisonas) so we have to go buy a boat ride from fryer the boat man and he has a really funny voice and we get the tickets. the guy who is driving the boat for us whos name i dont remember because we called him boat boy the whole time is like driving us away when the 3 guys who came to the bar last night trying to arrest us are like STOP THAT BOAT but he doesnt. the guy who drives the boat works for the emperor but he honestly just doesnt care? like we talk about our criminal pasts to harry and boat boy is like oh dear god but doesnt arrest us or anything. oh yeah boat boy is wispy and fuzzy blue particles btw. we bring that up yk explain tje whole “our friend touched us and now we see blue things” situation and hes like “….why would theriot be associating with criminals…” AND THEN CONTINUES TO BE PETTY THE WHOLE RIDE I THINK HES THERIOTS EX UHH while on the boat a pirate ship tries to rob us but damonas like haha im also a pirate im damona abano and imma beat ur ass and the captain turns around when she hears damonas name and is like DAMONA??? and so turns out rosalie the captain is a damona fangirl and theyve met before yk they get along. rosalie asks about like the “new crew” and why they arent on carys (which is damonas boat if u dont remember) and damonas like oh i needed to lend it to somebody and roaslies like “you lent it? i dont think adonia would approve of something like that” and codos is like “who tf is adonia???” and damonas like shush ill talk to you later and is like “well me and adonia arent really together anymore” so after that rosalie leaves and everyones like WHO IS ADONIA??? so. adonia amaryllis-castellanos is a former resistance leader. damona happened to help in that resistance and they ended up falling in love. when they had won yk whatever they had peace adonia wanted damona to settle down with her but damona wouldnt have been happy settling down anywhere so she. left. they broke up. adonias bitter as hell but damona doesnt know that. and then after that we got attacked by some merfolk and fucked them up big time cus damona kept getting great rolls and dealing like max damage. we kinda threw the bodies over the side of the boat after they were…yk. and then we saw a super fucking big capital war ship heading towards june. and thats where we ended

omg a boat episode <3 loving that the boat driver just does not care, he's serving bus driver fr! a warship omg.... sounds like ur next session is going to be a blast!!!

More transformers HCs but this time it's the Decepticons with a reader who is being made to self isolate by those closest to them (being ignored/left out to the point they just leave and dont come back.)

Megatron

behaves like a father figure for a short while

not long, he has a warship to run and a war to win, but he'll take some time to come sit with you and just be there

Will assure you that people do care about you, even if it's hard to see

Starscream

another parental figure, except he's been like a parent since you first arrived

will sit and talk you through your feelings, letting you know it's okay to express them how you need to

you need to play a game or watch a movie to distract you? he's right there with popcorn and energon and a blanket or three

Soundwave

Surprisingly one of the first cons to notice you're feeling down

you would think he'd be too busy with work to notice, but he isn't

Will sit with you, more like you'll sit with him but whatever

Will allow you to sit on his shoulder while he works and will listen if you need to talk

won't say much in return, but his engine does purr like a cat while you talk. he likes the sound of your voice.

he, however, doesn't like the sound of your so-called friends

Knockout

he knows nothing about comforting you, but he tries his best

like a reckless older brother figure in some ways

WILL drag you to a race or just speed down a road, something fast that gets your adrenaline pumping

after all, adrenaline is the best distraction (or so he claims)

Predaking

Doesn't really get why your upset for a little bit

why do you care what they think? that's just stupid

eventually realizes that he's not helping with his rant on how stupid your little human/con emotions are and tries his best to comfort you

it doesn't work very well, killing things is not very therapeutic, even if it's hunting or fishing

(I don't really know that much about Predaking sorry, i also don't feel like typing out any more cons, but maybe I'll do a bots version later)

I feel the dire need to write my thoughts but I did not bring my diary with me so here we are. I have been doing jackshit for the past month. Nothing of value except playing video games and house chores. It feels odd that in my first week of school, right before it, a huge earthquake happened. Without me even realising it. At around 4am…can you imagine the horror of those people…tens of thousands of them just…idk. I have sent some money to AFAD and the help is continuing, yet I feel like I am contributing nothing. I am doing nothing. It feels so weird that I feel no urge to make a move yet I feel constant guilt. Came to the shopping mall to just clear my head off and move around a bit u kno. But I still feel weird. I am bored out of my mind and I miss school. But the thing is I do not know what to say or what to do, I should probably text my friends to see how they are doing right now…man life is weird, as my friend said “life is fragile”. Yet my concern isn’t the people right now, for the first time I understand why some music lyrics say “I wish you were the queen, I wish I was a king”. It is the need of power so you can fix stuff. I have been playing Fallout 3 nonstop, there you have power, there you have the chance to change your environment but still it isn’t enough. There is this urge within me which asks for more than everything, some hunger that wants to control everything so everything can be perfect. But at the same time there is this anarchy, this need of chaos. Because I know nothing will ever be perfect, even if someone else made the chance of perfection, I’d be the one to disturb it. It really feels like that. Aah I don’t know…idk. I have been binging some punk stuff lately, I don’t like the music genre neither do I like every punk look. But the idea is there. But there’s nothing I can do is there? There is this romanticism that makes you feel like you can have control, but unless there is a unity, not single man can make a change. Unity and accumulation is the only way. And other stuff on my mind…like that American warship on our shores…the Greek warships on our coasts… we are not safe and we are not unified as a nation. We surely do not need fucking americans and brits sticking their noses to our wounds. They say history repeats itself but they never acknowledge the repetition. It reminds me of back then…the end of ottoman empire, beginnings of the republic, people questioning whether should our nation be under american/british patronage…can you fucking believe that? Why? Why would americans care about some poorly developed providences? Because they are right next to the middle east. They are on Mediterranean coasts, they are valuable spots for both trading and military operations. Since when those colonists think about our wellbeing? The last time they were on our grounds they tried to split our providences into bits and pieces, giving some land to french some to brits some to italians…and now here they are, forcing help. with fucking military aircraft carrier ships. On my fucking land. On the land where I learn naval engineering. Can you imagine? Military work never pays that well and you cannot leave it like that, you don’t get freedom. Thus I never thought of working for military. Plus the military guys are untrustworthy, tho they serve the country they are like leeches feeding off of the government. On the other hand the government isn’t shit. They deserve to be fucked over, they are even more corrupt. You know what they say, “water in sea money in government, one who doesn’t spend it is an idiot” Aaah ahh I don’t know I don’t know..I DONT KNOW SHIT, trust nobody, stay liberal, try to make friends…but god! God! How can one live like that? I have everything, EVERYTHING! I have shelter food water clothes knowledge money, what’s next? I want to be an engineer I cannot take this anymore. I miss my university. I miss the untroubled times. I miss when shit was less expensive…I remembered last night, oh how it pained me, I remembered middleschool and it pained me. Cannot believe I maxed out tumblr’s limit

Omg thanks for listening to my random ramblings I am feeling so validated right now. To answer your tags I have only watched bits and pieces of Rome, mostly Octavian stuff. I enjoy watching /the/ Machiavellian paragon, I may actually sit down and watch it all one day. I am not going to lie, my main interest in ToA lies with the Olympian dynamics, although from what I've seen I will have to adjust some pre existing headcanons based off what I've read especially the Hermes bit at the end of ToN, which is so disappointing from what we've read about Mr. "cant give up on family" (yes I am a bit of an Hermes apologist. Was he a terrible father to Luke? Yes absolutely by mortal standards but he did care and he has bound by fate and you cant change fate without making things worse and he doesnt seem to have a problem with the unclaimed living in his cabin unlike idk Hera would probably so as far as Olympians go he is not the worse. Not good but not the worse and damn is he an intersting character to think about.) Also something I noticed while reading through your blog is Nero said souls escape all the time from the Underworld? Which is super stupid. What kind of leaky ship is Hades, who so far has been portrayed as one of the most responsible and serious gods running down there. And it directly contradicts all of the myths that show how hard and impossible it is to escape- I just really hate that detail it feels like Rick makes all of these throwaway lines and doesnt think about how it affects the canon at large. The closest thing I can think of to justify this is Melinoe from the sword of hades story where she is supposed to take souls who didnt receive proper burial rites and terrify mortals on the surface in myth but that is not what it sounded like. Octavian is the hero of his own story and it is so tragic like from his pov he is totally in the right. Some random amnesiac son of Neptune rolles up to town and is elected praetor over you a vet in a respected position entirely devoted to the camp after one week where he mostly wasnt even in camp and showing no administrative skills and he wasnt even leader of the quest that was Frank. And then he brings a literal warship of your historical enemies, who attack your city and then dip. Yeah, he is totally justified in declaring war. And then he dies and is hailed as the hero he thought of himself in life. Rick I am begging for some depth to Octavian to show how he is an anti hero or well intentioned extremist. The manipulated by gaea angle later on was lazy and if anything makes him more sympathetic rather than him doing it all of his own will and most likely revisionist by Apollo. I also noticed how you dont seem to like the seven and nico and reyna could you expand on that? Is it the carte blanche on killing? Because I never really thought about it but, Michael Yew was Percy's fault huh? I dont remember if he ever told them to evacuate the bridge before he brought it down, which would muddy the waters, but either way it was a reckless disregard of lives, especially his for all intents and purposes subordinates as he is basically the commander of this army. I understand that these are middle grade books, which is why I try not to hold all of these thoughts against Rick too much but I cant help but think of what ifs. Especially since he brings these topics up and then brushes them under the rug, like the demigods on the Andromeda. They are fighting a war, and there will be casualties, demigod on demigod killings. Obviously he is not going to delve into the ethics of child soldiers killing each other directly but he still brings it up. And the whole Bryce thing went well beyond self defense. And yeah I get that this whole series requires serious suspense of disbelief, but that is easier with the Mist/deliberately hiding from mortals. But three immortal roman emperors with the largest company ever and fingers in every mortal pie have been able to hide for centuries? I didnt realize I had this many thoughts on the series huh. Sorry for the word vomit.

Sorry for taking longer to get back to this ask than the last ones!

I cannot recommend HBO's Rome enough. I've watched it so many times! While it does of course have its issues, it's really fun in a political intrigue way imo. I think I keep going back to it because Octavian / Augustus "wins" in the end, the show being focused on the establishment of the empire, and that's not an ending I see a lot in media?

Riordan definitely wrote a lot of "throwaway" lines without thinking about the consequences for the broader world he was creating. Octavian is sort of that same concept -- a throwaway line -- but a whole character, seeing how little he was explored and, more, how little his role in the world seemed to affect anything else.

Hm, I suppose I don't like the Seven, Nico, Reyna, etc. But honestly? It's almost wholly personal, and I will admit that. I definitely respect them as people, for what they've accomplished and been through, but,,,I doubt I'd get along with them, largely because they don't seem to even try to understand Octavian / the Roman viewpoint. Even the "Romans" -- Reyna, Jason, Frank, Hazel -- are explicitly juxtaposed with traditional Romanness at large, and that's written as a "good" thing. I probably actively dislike Nico the most, as well as Michael Kahale, because of the roles they played in Octavian's death. Nico plays a big protagonist role in ToA too, so,,,I consider him my enemy on narrative grounds.

Regarding the way death is so,,,casual? Not addressed very well, if at all? Yeah, it's sometimes hard to swallow. The Andromeda explosion and Octavian's death are great examples, but it comes up in ToA as well and makes me angry every time.

Hi idk if your asks are open but i remember the karlnapity ask with karl remembering sapnap and noone else and then with the recent obsessive egg stuff and then i thought of this whole idea and need to get it out of my system lol so...what if he regained memory of the reader like he got his feelings back for her and sapnap and slowly become yandere over reader because he starts remembering (crossoverish stuff ahead idk what to call it) the egg is always after the many versions of the reader in the past and can always tell who the reader is when every time period like yandere, and he tells sapnap sapnap becomes a yandere over reader as well because in a sense karl and reader are the only people he has because quackity kinda left them when the chaos all started and speaking of quackity who just recently started visiting home more after all the shit when down realizes karl doesn't know him anymore and acts aggressively when he trys to hang out with reader and sapnap is drifting away and is also acting snappy and then suddenly he comes home only to find they moved out there old rings are on the table with a note saying they're getting new ones and they left and to stay away from reader (reader just thinks she lost her ring in the move but sapnap and karl got her a new one so okay) quackity starts going yandere because first karl forgets him and only remembers sapnap, then sapnap leaves him to help karl, and now karl and sapnap are trying to take reader away the only person who still cares for him and "loves him" even tho reader most likely fell out of love for quackity as he kinda up and left for his whole vengeance with the pig and casino, but reader is still nice to him, (which feeds his delusions) and just recently found out the egg and its whole cult is kinda trying too kidnap the reader and also warship her quackity has to protect her as a "lover" is supposed to do but now she really only romantically still loves karl and sapnap and there sweet protective attitude isn't really helping quackity win her back and the egg DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THE EGG,the egg is with a currently obsessed cult (bad,ant,Skeppy OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WHEN SKEPPY BECOMES A VESSEL FOR THE EGG) is also OBSESSED over reader because of the egg! Like Warshippers and stuff, and trying to kidnap her and stuff, (omg i just started thinking maybe the badlanders already had obsessive feelings for reader like maybe reader was a badlander thats how she met sapnap and then sapnap introduced her to karl and quackity so the egg is only fueling the fire) OKAY I GOTTA STOP BEFORE I CAN THINK OF MORE! So all and all absolute chaos in the smp have fun with this idea, go on and have a field day

(Also can i be 🍼Anon?)

Oh my asks are always open!!! I just forget to answer them sometimes lmao. But I try to answer them at least once a day.

Yan!karlnapity my beloved- memory issues spark yandere and it all goes downhill. I fucking love all of that you submitted btw- it’s so pog.

Egg ready to induct you into the cult as a vip and Karl sees this, saw what happened in the past and is like “haha could you not this time?? Rlly appreciate it! Let me have my turn with them!” Sapnap goes along with it because eggpire is baaad and Karl is Beloved. And u must be protected.

Quackity being kicked out of the quartet: wtf guys. I was like,,, doing stuff man!!! Rlly important stuff! And this is the thanks I get!? I feel betrayed. Come in reader let’s go!

I’ll stop there because mind be goin all over the place rn-

Also you absolute can!! Welcome to the anons baby bottle!!

Hey Ace 👋 I hope you're feeling well 💕💕

Can I have some hc with bucci gang react to reader who has a really cheerful personality but has a really dark stand because it turns out that the reader has past trauma and chooses to refuse to show it ?

I really love all of your writing but look like the scenario and hc is getting lesser so here I am asking for an hc 😅✨✨

HELLO HELLO! Yep I agree, people really like matchups I suppose, but I love doing HCs and scenarios as well!

BRUNO BUCCIARATI

He has quite the experience with stand users, mafiosos and others but yours is an unexpected surprise! Not a bad one though! Working for Passione, you are given a load of advantages! Enemies are more likely to not suspect you, tell you plans and information judging by the fact that you don’t look intimidating or serious at all. For those reasons, Bruno is fancinated and admires you, your stand and power but still careful with you when learning what you have been through, never steps further from any of your boundaries and is a shoulder to cry on, always there for any of his teammates or friends!

LEONE ABBACHIO

This guy is confused. He thought you were another annoying gal with no apparent use in the gang but trusted Bruno when he said you were extremely useful for them and a great teammate. When he saw your stand he was so damn confused and developed so much respect for you! He has been (like all the group) through some shit and respects that you refuse to open up and show that stuff. He isn’t going to ask you if you ever want to talk about it , unlike Bruno, but won’t turn you down if you come up to him to talk or ask for his advice. He knows how to listen to people and keep secrets. He has proven himself as very loyal.

MISTA GUIDO

He likes you a lot before even seeing your stand, he always appreciates another cheerful mate but he is intrigued and fancinated with your stand. He stays in awe as you fight or use your stand and will ask you a lot of things about it. He doesn’t tell others secrets and is a trustworthy guy so you might as well tell him. He is really supportive and a little afraid that he might have overstepped your boundaries by asking but he is overall pretty chill about the topic.

NARANCIA CHIRGA

He loves you already, he always jokes with you and can later on relate with you having trauma and refusing to show it and being a cheerful, happy person to be around! He is so so thrown back when seeing your stand, he thinks he is hallucinating! Narancia bombards you with every kind of question about it and feels a little jealous to be honest. When you tell him about your past trauma he is gonna give you a big BIG bear hug and might even cry. This was quite the shock for him but he is inderstanding and your personal cheerleader. He might make it a habit to check on you after a mission or anything happening just to be sure you are doing fine. He still warships your stand a lot though!

GIORNO GIOVANNA

I believe that Giorno, for some odd reason already knows about your stand, either he guessed it was gonna be strong either Bruno told him. He respects your stand and it’s ability a lot and will eventually ask stuff about it, not so much though. He is really careful with his words and wants you to know that he is a person you can talk to! He is probably the most understanding with your position. He will talk to you on private if he sees you are uncomfortable about something that happened or advice you to talk to Bruno too If it’s something he doesn’t have a load of experience with!

TRISH UNA

She adores you from the start and enjoys another cheerful personality in the group. When Trish sees your stand she is gonna be so fancinated and shook! You are such a badass and she praises you about it so so much! If you tell this girl about your trauma she is gonna be super understanding and caring while she will respect if you don’t want her to be. I believe she has that aura that makes you tell her anything and she is a good person to talk too! She will ask Bruno about advice on how to help you and is calm about the topic unless you haven’t done anything to stop than torment and it is still happening.

FUGO PANNACOTTA

He has quite the dark stand as well and will pretty much be like Abbachio in your situation, although he won’t press into the matter to much. I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE ABOUT FUGO IM SO SORRY!

Thanks for the request so much! Take care of yourself!

Yugioh S4 Ep 23: Roland Freaks Out for 25 Straight Minutes

Oh man, took a break from the blog for a bit there because I gave myself a project to do that is 160ish color panels to draw by June 30th and um...it takes a while to do that, it turns out. Every time I’m like “wow I actually have enough time to make a buffer for the blog” I get so distracted.

But anyways, I started having some issues with my wacom tablet, my mouse is a nightmare, and so...I’m just gonna look the other way and write a recap and unplug all of the wacom stuff and just stay the hell away from whatever happened to that...tablet.

maybe It’ll be fine tomorrow?

*sweats nervously*

Thank God I didn’t buy a cintique, that’s all I’ll say. 

Anyway, lets go back to Yugioh. Where were we?

That’s right. Mokuba is checking in with my favorite Kaiba, Roland, who is currently just trying to keep the company running while the official Kaibas are flying to California.

And I’ll be honest, as I was typing this I thought “and why are they going to California again?” and it took me like...10 minutes to remember that Seto dropped absolutely everything and jumped on this massive plane in order to beat Rafael at cards to win the title “King of Games” which...Yugi had already lost to Rebecca about 2 years ago prior, but don’t tell that to Seto. Or Rebecca.

Also don’t tell Seto that the “King of Games” title originally comes from being possessed by a very emo ghost that has a tendency to set people on fire with Russian whiskey and has nothing to do with whatever shenanigans went down with Pegasus.

Honestly, I like to think that in the modern version of this show, Pegasus threw the “King of Games” line out there as like a corny joke, and when the teenagers started latching onto it like it was real, he was like “Oh what?” and left it alone because he just got his left eye ripped out of his face and was very distracted by the large amount of cultists in his basement that he suddenly needed to let go.

But youknow it’s the end of the world, Kaiba’s company is being bought out by a competitor, one of Dartz’ assassins are trying to kill both him and his brother, but he has to go to California immediately to play Rafael while he has the chance. Not sure how Alister got the tip-off that Kaiba would be flying back to California so quickly, but knowing the Kaibas, they probably jump on a plane several times a week.

I’m just still baffled that Mokuba’s doing this over a cell phone. That he was like “I better call someone.” and instead of calling the Airline or the Coastguard he’s like “I’ll call Roland💗”

I’m pretty sure Roland saw that phone ringing with Mokuba in the callerID and was like “NO NO NO NO NO”

(read more under the cut)

Luckily for Roland, everyone at Kaiba corp has to learn how to fly planes in order to pass the entry exam.

For reals though, that plane just casually bumped off a mountain like it’s in Diddy Kong Racing.

There’s a lot of levels of brother’s saving brothers in this episode. You have Seto who thinks he’s saving Mokuba, but in fact it is Mokuba saving Seto by keeping this plane afloat. And then in reality, you can take another brother step backward and say it was Roland who was saving Mokuba who was saving Seto by giving the phone to that rando, and take even another step backward and say it was this Random Guy who was saving Roland who was saving Mokuba who was saving Seto.

So in reality, no brothers were really able to save eachother, it was actually that one secretary at the desk who screamed “JUST PULL THE LEVER HARDER, I DUNNO” until it worked.

But just remember that the theme of this episode is brothers saving brothers, although Mokuba is too small to really fly this plane, and Seto is too crazy to stop this duel and Roland is not really the secret inept heir of the Kaiba bloodline, and only in my little headcanon.

And also, I just have no idea who that random secretary is.

Anyways, Alister made this thing happen on the field.

Hey guys?

How many guns do you need on a tank?

Like I...

That is a hilarious amount of guns on this tank.

Like every character designer part of me is dying right now. It’s when you’re learning Maya, and you finally figure out the duplicate tool, and you just--you just strap a billion guns on a spaceship. We’ve all done this.

But like...this gunship has a face, and that face has it’s own tiny Oricalchos.

All I’m saying is that Alister is having a hell of a time in his Maya 101 class he takes at the local community college when he’s not busy working for Kaiba Corp Airlines or busy killing people for Dartz. I want to know what grade he got on this project, because in my Maya classes the only people who were this dedicated were building weird ass warships for their games or building intense 3D My Little Pony fanfic.

Here’s a list I can think of from the top of my head of challenges Seto Kaiba either quit or completely failed outright (basically the times Seto has NOPEd out or been forcibly kicked out):

-Joey Wheeler’s many challenges and also Spanish Class (as mentioned above)

-Beating Yugi in a card game

-Not joining Pegasus’ tourney initially so he could go on a vacation.

-We’ll just assume he’s only taken like a bunch of random college classes but only got an honorary degree

-Chess (like he was a Grand Master at one point but wtv, cards exist now)

-Didn’t arrest the Big Five or remove them from his mmo so they freakin died in there.

-Being the actual owner of the Millennium Rod

-Every time Yami tells him that they should be friends

-That whole story line where he was dating a dragon in a past life

-fulfilling that prophecy of killing Yami in the present timeline to end the world

-attempting to blow up his own battle city tournament before it was over because he didn’t win

-Getting all 3 Godcards

-When a possessed Tristan appeared over a mountain top to duel everyone and Seto just went “I’m out” and simply walked away

-Flying a blimp from point A to point B without it setting on fire

-Getting his Dad to build an amusement park

-Just anything to do with Noah

-the existence of magic in general

-every attempt he’s had to rebrand Kaiba Corp as “funtime games inc I swear we don't make tanks anymore, stop looking at all the tanks”

-Seto Kaiba’s entire Destiny storyline this season that he has gone way out of his way to get away from.

And like I’m sure there’s more, but I feel like half of Kaiba’s MO is that he is either Too Good To Bother With This or he has Lost Everything Very Dramatically. Mokuba at least has the right idea, by being one of the few people who has beaten Yugi Muto by peacing out halfway through the duel and stealing all Yugi’s stuff off of Yugi’s side of the table.

Anyway, despite it being like...5 seconds since we saw Roland in a weird cyber room in what I assume was Japan, we now see him with his head pressed against the glass of this helicopter being like “BOYS NO NOT AGAIN WHY”

And youknow, Roland was just trying to do the right thing, but he accidentally made things a million times worse by just showing up.

And so Alister was like “well I better crash the plane now with this gust of green energy that destroys all mechanical equipment.”

Really not sure how Alister was planning to leave this plane after this duel was over. I don’t know if he thinks that far ahead.

this isn’t even a joke I made up, Roland really did run up to the pilot and was like “Just throw down some ladders! That should work!” and it’s like...Do you not see the giant ship covered in a thousand guns right now, Roland?

And then Alister and Seto decide to have a fight about ethics where they’re both pretty wrong.

I mean it’s not the exact line but yes this is basically what Seto said, point blank, and I was like “well...at least he owns it.”

So cards happen, dragons get played (so MANY dragons) and because we had to end this arc, Alister loses the duel as we kind of knew he would.

And then Mokuba, because he knows no other life, sees an asshole older brother in pain and just wants to adopt him.

Enjoy that trauma tossed onto your already megalith sized trauma pile, Mokuba.

Elsewhere, the legendary dragons have started syncing again, which is a weird thing that they can do that none of these guys have any control of.

Mostly it just irritates whoever is holding these cards at the time.

But behold! the glory!

The glory of three tubby dragons wielding a plane!

It’s what Kaiba always wanted but he had absolutely no idea he was doing it. Will anyone tell him that he managed to summon three dragons to fly him around the sky like a mamma bird? No. No one bothers to tell him that his wildest dreams just came true.

FYI There were other stills of more of the dragons and the plane, but I kept pausing on instances where it kinda looked like they were humping the plane so I gave up.

But, at least we all get to meet up, around the smoke coming out the back of this giant plane that now...will just sit here...until someone sues KaibaCorp over it, I guess.

Like a soccermom, now Roland gets to give the whole frenemy crew a ride with...copters or whatever.

I dont’ know how Roland got here, y’all.

This happens a lot with animated shows, youknow, there’s a lot of plot threads, a lot of scenes and episodes that get freelanced out and outsourced, and people who make these shows aren’t working on the whole thing at once, they’re just going off of director notes--so there’s a good chance they had no idea that Roland...just shouldn’t be here.

But it’s OK, I enjoy whenever Roland is panicking in the background. He’s good set dressing.

Seto does not give any more explanation of this corpse.

And then, sprinting as fast as he could out of his copter comes Roland, who does what Roland does best. It’s this moment where you would usually see a parental figure reveal how much they care and adore their little children. But because it’s Roland, and these are the Kaibas, he instead takes this moment to reveal exactly how inept he is at the very last second.

Never change, Roland. I love this massive green haired disappointment.

Anyway, I’m not sure when I’ll get the next update out, since I’ll be knee deep in drawing art I don’t need to draw, but just know I’m not dead. Usually I post fanart or whatever, but all I have is this Dartz I started drawing but he just has so much hair that I don’t think that one will ever get even remotely finished.

But anyway, if you just got here, this is a link to read these from the start.

Idk but I'd like to think if the world at large suddenly learned of an advanced race of fish people with a vastly superior military presence /and/ an infinitely defensible position /and/ an aggressively xenophobic culture /and/ superhuman durability to the point of shrugging off a grenade to the face /and/ fucking magical hydrokinetic powers capable of ripping the water out a living body and causing a targeted tsunami, we as a species would be fairly amenable to a handful of reasonable demands like environmental protections.

Just sayin' aquaman. You have the upper hand. Like. Several upper hands. Just pull up in Chesapeake bay with a handful of Atlantean warships. Be like "hey, I'd like to talk to somebody in charge. Chat about co2 emissions. Turns out the kraken is a real thing. We're buddies. This is my girlfriend. She's pretty and eats roses and can strip the water from your flesh by thinking about it. So about environmental protection for the ocean and beaches. Like. Do it. Dont really care how. Just. There's consequences to being a species of toxic slobs. Like. Consequences like plasma bolts. Btw, did you have any idea how much freaky shit is at the bottom of the ocean. Fuckin wild. Oh hey. No more whaling. Just thought of that one. Did I mention that me and all my atlantean buddies are bulletproof and super strong. So, neat chatting with you. I'm just gonna take my hyper advanced warships and pet kraken the size of Manhattan and disappear into the depths with out a trace. Be back next week. Check up on progress. See how your 'save the human race from the ocean' campaign is going. Hey food for thought did you know that a solid third of all humans on earth get their daily protein from the ocean some how. That's cool. Well bye now."

Can you even imagine the shitstorm that would come along with flipping the geopolitical food chain like that? Every country in the world suddenly learns it's got its balls in a visegrip. even the land locked countries rely on shipping from their neighbors. Maybe Russia and the USA scramble their subs and try to get in even footing but, like, we saw how that went. Sailors breathe air.

Like when Mera said a war with the surface would kill billions with losses on both sides, she was being generous. it would be heavily one sided. How exactly would humanity retaliate? Indiscriminate nukes? Poison? Kamikaze divers? We dont even know what's on the sea floor. We have no idea where Atlantis would be other that 'somewhere in the ocean'

Other than packing up and moving to some landlocked flyover state there are not really a lot of options.

I'm just sayin' aquaman. Give it a shot.

Sinday Meme for Characters Who Share a Brain

The original meme can be found here: x Characters: Wade Wilson (@theamazingcaptdeadpool), Frank Castle (@mementomorimthrfckr) and Ajax (@cantfeelsht) Warning: An abundance of words, massive TMI, cursing duh, threats double duh, Any complaints may be directed at our lawyer; @hellsainted

Frank scoffed as Wade had spent the last three minutes trying to figure out a title, brainstorming no pun intended with himself – and the result he landed on you already read. “That sounds terrible, Wade.” he grumbled and sipped his coffee. A sort of bribe to get him to partake in the thing. “You come up with a better one then, Skulls, and we’ll use that.” Wade fired back, thankful that Frank wasn’t known for his creativity. “What was wrong with the original title?” Ajax wanted to know and crossed his arms. He was leaning nonchalantly against the wall, watching the other two with what one could describe as ‘calm suspiciousness’. “It was too long.” Wade complained. “Not catchy. And we’re replying as ourselves. The original title suggested that the co-pilot do it for us. Or arms dealer. Or whatever the hell you call her.” he explained, because he could see Frank straining as he tried to work it out. Be nice Wade. I’m always nice.  “Why don’t we just get this over with.” Ajax’s stare moved from Frank to Wade. His former subject was the most keen on this, after all – surely he would kick it off.  “Best idea you’ve had, Francis.” Wade murmured as he counted the questions of the meme. “Alright, there are twenty questions. Let the sinning commence!” he clapped his hands and rubbed his palms eagerly. 

“Jesus,” Frank exclaimed and leaned over the table, snatching the laptop from the merc with a dirty imagination mouth. “I’ll read these.” He glowered at Wade who raised his hands in defeat. There was no point in challenging the Punisher this early in the game.   “What muse needs the most attention on sinday?” Frank read and for some reason found himself looking glumly up at Ajax who shook his head.  “Wade it is then.” It wasn’t that Frank wouldn’t mind the attention… he just wouldn’t actively seek it.   “Yeah, that’s a no brainer.” Wade murmured, he had somehow produced whiteboard signs and written “Me!” on one side and “Not me!” on the other. What? I came prepared. I always do. Yes, that is me being suggestive. He gave one to Ajax who reluctantly accepted.  “Just making it easier for us.” He explained, surprisingly caring.  “Whatever it takes to shut you up,” Ajax looked at both sides to make sure he hadn’t written anything funny on his. 

“Easy, Francis,” Wade began only to be interrupted by Frank who read the next question loudly. “Which muse usually stays silent on sinday?” Frank sniffed. He hadn’t partaken in any sindays, yet. “I’m not it.” Wade said quickly. “I love me some sinday. Actually every day is sinday in my book. Doesn’t always have to be sex. Severe procrastination. Excess eating. Pillows of blow…” “You ever hear of TMI?” Frank put the laptop down on the table with more force than he intended.

  Wade wiped one of the sides of his sign clear and wrote “NO!” only to hold it up for Frank to see. None of them had noticed how Ajax was holding up his own sign reading “Me!” and it took all his effort not to wack Wade in the back of the head with it. “Let’s move on.” Ajax shot in, before Wade could start one of his endless rambles. Frank glared at Wade like a teacher glare at the kid in class that won’t ever stay silent – that they’re afraid to take their eyes off because they know they’ll cause trouble. “Share some headcanons about your muses’ sexual and/or romantic orientation… You want to go first, Ajax?” Frank offered without looking at him. “Francis.” Wade corrected him. “Can’t feel. He can’t get it up – and can’t get it off.” Ajax closed his eyes, his jaw tense. “Wade is right.” he murmured. “I’m asexual. Except for specific muses. That has to be talked over in detail.” “Contracts has to be signed. Very Christian Grey. Wouldn’t play with him.” Wade turned towards the room and whispered to no one. Well, at least none that Frank and Ajax were aware of. They shared a moment of confusion, waiting for something to happen – someone to reply. As the silence bordered awkward Frank nodded and continued with the survey; “I’m bi with a preference towards women, but I’m not really looking for anything.” His voice was low. He wet his lips and averted his eyes, bouncing his foot impatiently. 

“I’m pan – the comics has me paired up with women and Spiderman. Over here, meaning Tumblr, I have a preference towards men.” Wade stated the obvious. Frank drew a breath to read the next question, but then Wade continued; “Men with metal arms. Men that are Avengers. Men that’s purple… Is that even a man?” “You done?” Frank wanted to know. They’d missed how Wade had fixed the other side of his sign – and was now holding up a “YES!”. “What are your favourite ship for your muses?” Frank was visibly confused by the question.   “For me it’s the Millenium Falcon,” Wade answered – hoping it would make it easier for the not so shockingly thick marine. “Oh, and I love my warship.” “I don’t ship.” Ajax shrugged. He saw no need to. “Cablepool, Winterpool, Cappool, Hawkpool – the one with Colossus, I forgot its name…” Wade counted on his fingers. “Thunderpool is kinda cute.” “You any idea what he’s on about?” Frank turned towards Ajax. “You don’t want to know, mate.” Ajax said with a sigh. “It’s a question about who you see yourself with.” “No one.” Frank answered shortly. He couldn’t be with anyone, because whoever got close to him ended up dead or worse. 

“Why so glum sugarplum?” Wade leaned forward. “What about Castlevania?” “Are you…” Frank was about to get fired up but by some miracle managed to compose himself. He cleared his throat and shifted. “Nevermind. The next question – “ Frank decided he best ignore the entire thing; he thought they were done with Castlevania. He was not to be ‘shipped’ as the kids called it – with Dracula. “Which muse is the kinkiest?” “Next!” Wade called – he was holding up his sign. “Me!” it read. And maybe that was the truth. Wade is into a lot of things, after all… “Which muse has the strangest kinks?” Frank read warily. Wade slammed his sign down on the table to grab everyone’s attention and held it up again. He pointed to it and looked between the other two; “Unless you want to list some kinks?” “Next.” Ajax nodded towards the screen. “You sure, Francis? I won’t kink shame. Maybe I could interest you in – “ “Next!” Ajax insisted. “Choose one muse and tell us how they lost their virginity.” Frank read. He thought perhaps they could draw straws or… “Rock papers scissors lizard Spock.” Wade said with remarkable speed and accuracy. 

“I lost mine to and older girl at one of the many orphanages I visited.” Ajax said flatly, wanting them to believe that it hadn’t really mattered.   “You’re so boring, Francis.” Wade pouted. “At least give us some details.” “It was quick, messy and left me wanting more.” Ajax squared his jaw. “Satisfied?” “Unlike you’ll ever be again; yes. Thank you. I’m touched, Francis.” Wade sniffed as if he was sincerely moved, whilst Frank hid a chuckle and shook his head, clearly relieved that he didn’t have to spill the beans.

“Each of us have to share a random sex fact… I…” Frank rubbed the back of his neck. “I like it when the woman is on top of me, so I can see her pleasure and have her in control.” he admitted. Wade gave an approving nod. “I prefer to be the sub – to give up the control, but more often than not I’m taking it because I get impatient – I think. What about you Francis? Any sexy secrets about your preferences? Oh that’s right…” “I get off on watching others emotions. Pleasure – pain? Doesn’t matter.” Ajax admitted – his tone threatening. Wade gasped loudly and murmured ‘Sadist’ under his breath. Frank blinked and tilted his head slightly to the side – as if he couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “Remind me again why we haven’t killed this guy?” Frank asked Wade. “You tell me. Hey, Francis, would you like to hurt me a little – how about that, huh?” “Yes, how about that?” Ajax pushed off the wall, his eyes like pits of hell. Dark, angry. A far too familiar smirk tugging at his lips. 

Frank’s arm shot out – stopping the villain from getting too close. “You’d like that wouldn’t you?” Wade taunted him. “Yeah,” Ajax snarled – pressing against Frank’s hand. “If you could organise… Seriously who made up these questions? Are these,” Frank turned the laptop around, unable to mask how mortified he felt. “Are you behind these Wade? Because I swear to god…” “I can take the blame for a lot of things – but not that.” Wade pointed at the screen. “Finish the question. I’m curious now.” Frank sighed and tilted his head upwards, as if he was asking for patience. 

“Alright. Alright… Argh… God. If you could organise a threesome involving three of your muses, who would you choose? I guess this one isn’t for us. And… heaven forbid the three of us ever get put in a room together again. Because the next time? I won’t go easy.” Frank pushed Ajax so he fell back against the wall and stared threateningly at Wade. “Careful Frank, he might like it.” Wade taunted. Ajax pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes. He hated Wade for his ability to get to him.   “The next one is for her as well. What muse she’d like to write a ship for…” Frank shook his head again. “What the fuck’s up with all these damned boats? Anyway… I assume she’d like to try me out with Billy.” “Kinky.” Wade purred. “I’m already in quite a few ships. If we’re adding to… pfft.” Truth was, Wade was content with his situation, so it took some thinking. “A Nathan would be nice? And no ships for Francis. His ship sank the day he let Michael Jackson Dr. Killebrew fiddle with his body.” Wade clicked his tongue and winked at Ajax. 

“How can you possibly know – “ Ajax began – cut off by Frank as he read the next question. “What are some preferences when deciding whether or not to ship a muse?” Frank frowned at the screen. “Read the rules, play nice, write well – I don’t know.” Wade hummed in agreement.  “And don’t assume we’ll ship – I don’t know about the other two, but I’m picky.” “You? Picky?” Ajax scoffed and leered at him. “Do you get to be?” “Well – I can’t fuck all the people who’s bummed because you couldn’t get it up for them.” Wade fired back. 

Frank rubbed his face – considering shooting them both. Ajax wouldn’t feel it, but he could die. Wade would feel it and couldn’t die. What a trio they were… “Are you guys DONE bickering yet?” he sounded tiredly. “Never,” Wade answered as he breathed in. Ajax rolled his eyes. “I prefer missionary or the cowgirl or whatever it’s known as these days. I like the intimacy. The control or giving up of. I like to touch, to see…” Frank’s words grew with passion as he spoke. Wade blinked and looked at him. “What are you on about?” “The next question. I figured I might finish this on my own and get the hell out.” Frank was done with the bullshit.   “What was the question?” Wade put his hands on the table and leaned forward. “Headcanons, sex positions.” Frank scratched his cheek, and glanced up at Ajax. “You outta this one, too?”

“Against a wall… Or relentless teasing,” Ajax didn’t even get to finish before Wade corrected him; “Endless foreplay,” “To draw as much sound from the other part as possible.” Ajax blinked and turned slowly towards Wade. “What about you then, collared and on your knees begging for it?” 

“Actually that’s not that far from the truth. But I like a lot of things. Depends on my partner and whether I’m giving up control or not.” Wade shrugged. “How much time – “ Frank already began reading the next question. “ – none, then.” Wade sighed. “Has she written smut for you guys? Because that’s a no for me.” Frank didn’t take his eyes off the screen – this he wasn’t sure he wanted to know. Ajax arched an eyebrow and cocked his head, Wade nodded vigorously. “I suppose neither of you know whether she prefers to write it or not?” Frank huffed and leaned back into his chair. “How are we supposed to answer these questions when they’re not even… yes… Wade?” Much to his surprise Wade has raised his hand. 

“Thank you. I happen to know that she don’t mind writing smut, but she has to feel comfortable with the person she’s writing it with.” “Multiship or singleship?” Frank turned to Ajax. He couldn’t stand the guy, but at least he’d had the decency to explain some of these things to him. “Is no ship an option?” Ajax smirked. It should be pretty clear at this point that he didn’t ship. “It is now. I’m on the fence. I wouldn’t ship with someone exclusively I think.” Frank grimaced at himself, as he was now using Tumblr and games own terms.   “Good call, Frank! For me it’s multiship all the way.” Wade drew a horizontal line in the air before him. “I’m not exclusive either.” “Huh, I think we just answered the next question. So… What is our shipping preferences? Weren’t we over that? Chemistry?” Frank thought that slow-burn sounded nice, but neither of the other guys seemed like the “slow burn” type. He didn’t know how wrong he was in his assumptions. “Yeah. What would you call my ship with Thanos? Because… that’s like… unhealthy. Toxic ships? I guess we’re semi into that? Aren’t we Francis?” Wade winked at him. Damn was he having a field day. Ajax on his end just shook his head and slammed his shoulders back against the wall. “What’s an OC?” Frank glanced up from the screen, relieved that they were close to done.  “Original character. We don’t really do those.” Wade knew that was frowned upon in the roleplaying community, but he didn’t give a shit. “I don’t know about you, but I have more than enough with the canon characters.” On most days, he actually had more than enough with himself. Ajax and Frank both seemed on board with that. 

“So,” Frank turned the laptop off and pulled the screen down. “That’s it. We’re done. Let’s never do it again.” his knees cracked as he stood up. 

“Or the next time we can get naked and –“ Wade began,  Frank pulled his gun and aimed it straight at his crotch. 

“You don’t want to finish that sentence.” his voice was low, barely audible.  “You don’t want to shoot me, Francis might get off on it.” Wade kindly reminded him.  “Oh my fucking…” Frank rubbed his face and headed out of the room. There wasn’t enough booze in the world to make him forget. 

“Hey – are you off to kill someone? Do you have a team yet – hey Frank, wait up!” Wade picked up his swords and chased after the Punisher. Ajax sighed and pushed his shoulders down. Being around Wade always made him tense up. He rolled his head from side to side, then left through the back door – half expecting the two of them to be waiting to kill him.

If you made it this far, please let me know what you think. No, Frank didn’t kill Ajax. Yet. 

> Sock: Discuss heist with HAL.

TA: how do you feel about thii2 plan. TT: I think we have a solid chance of succeeding. TA: ok well that ii2nt a feeliing. TT: I feel like we have a solid chance of succeeding. TA: ok. TA: ii gue22. TT: Of course, I feel anxious about it, or as anxious as a computer program can.

TA: what make2 you anxiiou2 about iit. TT: The uncertainties of the situation. TA: ii dont thiink iit2 two late two cancel everythiing. TT: That's not what I meant. TT: There will be uncertainties in every situation we undertake. TA: ii know. iim ju2t thiinkiing ii would 2tiill prefer iit iif we could. TT: Why would you still prefer it? My involvement will be decreasing the risk of your friends being in imminent danger. Not to toot my own horn. TA: well ii mean iif we could cancel the whole thiing. not ju2t your iinvolvement. TT: I know, but why? TA: ii 2tiill thiink iit ii2 a bad iidea and not worth iit. TT: Why isn't it worth it? TA: well iit ii2 a dangerou2 and rii2ky plan for ab2olutely NO benefiit. iit2 ju2t goiing two get ME out of here and that2 u2ele22. TA: ii know you could 2ay that iit al2o ha2 the benefiit of 2huttiing down a war2hiip, but iif THAT ii2 the goal then ii am fiine wiith piilotiing thii2 thiing iintwo a 2tar my2elf. iit wiill be ea2iier and le22 rii2ky for everyone. TT: I think more precisely, the goal is the two combined, that we get you out and we shut down the warship. Thus, this makes our current plan most appropriate for our goal. TA: ii thiink iit 2tiill count2 a2 a 2acriifiice for you though, iif 2hiit goe2 wrong. even iif you have a backup. TT: It’s fine. TA: ii know that iit2 fiine two YOU. but ii am 2tiill 2orry about iit. TT: Oh, well you don’t need to be. TA: lol ii thiink thii2 qualiifiie2 a2 the mo2t iinfuriiatiing thiing you have 2aiid two me. TT: I apologize. TA: iit2 ok. TA: why dont you thiink ii need two feel 2orry about iit. TT: Because one, I volunteered, and two, I still don’t think whatever happens to me will be as severe as everyone else has been construing it to be. TA: ok what ii2 the wor2t ca2e 2cenariio for you. TT: Worst-case scenario is that I’m unable to self-corrupt my own code and deploy the viruses we prepared in the instance that I am discovered by the enemy and rather than wiping me out, they attempt to co-opt me instead. However, I believe the likelihood of such a situation is not very high. TA: 2ee that ii2 a whole NEW wor2t ca2e 2cenariio that ii hadnt even CON2IIDERED. TA: but ii gue22 iif we are doiing thii2 we can make 2ure the faiil2afe for iif you cant 2ucceed at wiipiing them out ii2 a really good one. TT: Yeah. TA: iif ii conviinced eriidan two change hii2 miind and cancel thii2 whole thiing at thii2 poiint, what would your opiiniion be. TT: I don’t think you should do that. TA: ii gue22 ii fiigured that would be your 2entiiment. why not? TT: If you were to change his mind, that doesn't mean the rest of us would just let go of this. TT: It would simply complicate things unnecessarily. TA: vrii2ka would let go of iit a2 long a2 2he get2 kanaya off the 2hiip. TT: Would Kanaya let go of it? TA: well. 2he 2ay2 2he wiill refu2e two leave the 2hiip iif iim 2tiill here. TA: but they are both on vacatiion now. iif ii conviince eriidan not two return two the 2hiip, KN wont be able two return eiither. TT: I don't think you should try to convince Eridan to let go of this plan. TA: why dont you thiink 2o. TT: Because this is a good opportunity to hit two birds with one stone. We can get you out of there, and we can destroy a pretty powerful warship. TT: And before you say that you could achieve the latter goal, again, I want to insist that the goal is to achieve both parts of that last sentence, not to compartmentalize and achieve the latter by inverting the former. TA: who2e goal ii2 that. TT: Mine. Presumably Dave's. TA: ii gue22 dave WOULD want two de2troy all the battle2hiip2 eventwoally. iif he really ii2 2uch a biig revolutiion guy. TT: I know you don't want people risking their lives for you. TA: yeah ii defiiniitely dont want that. TT: What if we want to risk our lives for you, though? TA: well iif ii 2tiill dont want you two, doe2nt that count for 2omethiing. TT: I can ask you the same thing about our feelings about this, though. TA: iin what way. TT: Say that, as your friends, we morally cannot live with ourselves if we do not take the chance now to get you out of the helm, what do you have to say in response? TA: then ii would rather not be your friiend2 anymore. TT: It doesn't work like that. TA: why not? TT: Remove the qualifier of friendship then. TT: We morally cannot live with ourselves if we do not take the chance now to get you out of the helm. TA:ii thiink that2 how kanaya feel2. and iit 2eem2 liike youre telliing me that2 what you feel. TA: but iim pretty 2ure you are iimmortal anyway. and ii thiink KN could liive wiith iit iif 2he really had two. TT: Would you really be willing to push your certainty against reality? TA: well thiink of iit thii2 way. TA: there are liike a biilliion other "troll2" iin my exact 2iituatiion. TA: 2ome of them even have iit wor2e 2omehow, ii bet. TA: 2o how can you liive wiith all of THEM 2tiill iin a helm. TT: Morality of proximity. TT: But at the same time, I agree. It's atrocious. TT: Something should be done about the multitudes of others. However, we have to start somewhere. TA: maybe you 2hould 2tart 2omewhere el2e. TT: From the perspective of a person, no, because of sentiment and the moral obligation one has to those who are friends of oneself. TT: From the perspective of a computer, no, because all calculations point to the substantial greater danger of starting anywhere else. TA: what about the per2pectiive where there are defiiniitely troll2 out there who want two leave theiir 2iituatiion2 a lot more than ii do. or troll2 who are more de2erviing of the chance or who would have more two offer. TT: This isn't about who deserves what and who has what to offer. TA: ii thiink iit 2hould be. TT: I disagree. TA: iif that ii2nt the poiint two you then what ii2? TT: You are in a situation that is morally wrong. There are multiple others in the same situation, but I can feasibly do something about yours. TA: ok. 2orry iit would probably be ea2iier for you iif ii wanted anyone two do 2omethiing about about my 2iituatiion. TT: You don't need to apologize. TA: iim not wrong am ii. TT: It would be easier, yes, but I don't blame you for it. TA: you dont have two blame me for me two be 2orry do you. TT: Why are you sorry. TA: becau2e iit2 true? iif ii wa2 better about my 2iituatiion iit would be ea2iier. TT: Just because it's true, doesn't mean you need to be sorry for it. TA: ok well ii 2tiill am. TT: Are you going to try to convince Eridan to stop the plan. TA: well iit2 what ii have been tryiing from the 2tart. TA: ii diidnt thiink ii would get anywhere but ii dont know. we are beiing a liittle more 2traiightforward wiith each other riight now. TA: and iit doe2nt even 2eem liike he know2 what he2 DOIING or what he want2. TA: 2o maybe he can be 2wayed after all even though he2 2tubborn. TT: Why do you want to convince him otherwise so badly? TA: well ii do re2ent hiim for beiing the one pu2hiing thii2 plan forward. TT: Why? TA: he doe2nt care iif ii am iintere2ted at all. he ii2 ju2t goiing two make me go along wiith iit. TT: Are you interested? TA: ii dont thiink iit2 worth iit. TT: Why do you think that. TA: well iit 2eem2 liike a lot of effort. thii2 whole heii2t thiing. iit ii2 a lot of rii2k and a lot of effort, and ii thiink you would all be dii2appoiinted iif you realii2ed how liittle you were gettiing out of iit. and ii know you 2ay iit2 morally bad for me two be here but iit doe2nt 2eem that way two me. TT: It is a morally terrible situation. I don't understand what you mean by "how little I am getting out of it." TA: ii wont be able two really help anyone. TT: That's not the point. TT: You don't need to help anyone. TA: maybe you thiink that the 2atii2factiion of gettiing me out of a "morally terriible" 2iituatiion ii2 enough, but iit doe2nt 2eem worth iit two me. TT: Well, it is worth it. TA: why. becau2e iit wiill make you feel good? TT: No. TA: iit wont? TT: That's not the reason behind why I think it's worth it. TT: Also, I'm a neural network. I don't feel "good." TA: oh ii dont feel good eiither. iim not a neural network though. TA: why do you thiink iit would be worth iit. TT: I just think it is. TA: that2 what mo2t of the people ii have talked two thiink. TA: but ii dont thiink anyone realii2e2 how poiintle22 thii2 ii2. TA: nothiing good ii2 goiing two happen from me leaviing. TT: Why do you think nothing good is going to happen? TA: there2 nothiing good that COULD happen. TA: iit2 ok becau2e iim not really goiing along wiith thii2 for me. TA: but iif you or anyone el2e II2 doiing iit for me ii would have two dii2agree. TT: Maybe the good thing is that you aren't going to be physically suffering to nearly the same extent if we're successful. TA: ii gue22 that2 good for people who dont want me two phy2iically 2uffer. TT: The good thing is also, possibly, that something that I am presuming must cause you a lot of mental pain would no longer be a physical constant in your life. TA: ii gue22 2o. but ii am wiilliing two deal wiith iit and not rii2k what would happen iif thii2 doe2nt work. TT: You shouldn't have to deal with it. TA: iim ok wiith iit though. TA: ii dont 2ee how thii2 plan benefiit2 anyone el2e iinvolved. TA: ii know eriidan thiink2 that he need2 two get me out of here two 2how off that he ii2 a "good per2on." but ii thiink thii2 ii2 overkiill for that. TT: Maybe it clears Kanaya's moral conscience. Maybe it prevents it from becoming murky, who knows. I'm not here to look into the minds of your friends. TA: kanaya want2 two do thii2 iin2tead of ju2t leaviing wiith eriidan becau2e 2he would feel guiilty iif ii 2tay here. but ii wont actually BENEFIIT her by leaviing. TA: vrii2ka ii2 helpiing wiith the plan becau2e 2he ii2 wiilliing two do 2omethiing 2tupiid for kanaya. that2 what 2he2 told me. TT: Why does it have to benefit any of us in a direct way? TA: well ii dont want two do thii2 for ME. TT: Why? TA: ii dont thiink ii de2erve iit. iim 2ure you dii2agree wiith that. TA: but even iif ii diid de2erve iit ii thiink ii would be mii2erable no matter what. TT: I know it might look that way, but I believe that you will be able to live in the world differently, with a different mindset that gradually comes to you. TA: ii beliieve that kanaya would be able two liive freely off of thii2 2hiip wiithout feeliing guiilty about me, wiith a diifferent miind2et that gradually come2 two her. TT: You can't possibly equate the two. TT: Sock, you're miserable where you are. Rightfully so. No one should experience what you're subject to daily. I cannot begin to comprehend what it's like. But I cannot let this continue happening to you. None of us can. TA: iit2 not that bad. TT: You ask people to kill you. TA: what2 2o bad about that. TT: You would rather die than continue existing as you are. TA: ok well that ii2 MY per2onal priivate problem and ii am dealiing wiith iit. TT: Don't you think that's a glaring pointer to the fact that your current "job," if one should even call it that, is quite frankly, actually, that bad? TA: 2ure iit ii2 kiind of "bad"! but lot2 of people2 job2 are bad. iim dealiing wiith iit. TT: You shouldn't have to "deal" with something that makes you this miserable. TA: ii have two. TT: You wouldn't have to if you let us get you out of it. TA: ii dont ju2t get two leave. TT: Your job is fucked up. The system that makes your job even exist is fucked up. TA: ok but ii dont thiink you can really change the 2y2tem. TT: Not immediately, no. TT: Again, we can start somewhere. We can start with you. TA: ii dont thiink that2 true. gettiing me out of thii2 2erviice wont actually help anyone EL2E get out. TT: Getting you out will get us a deeper understanding of how that would work. TA: ii can TELL you how that would work. we dont have two rii2k actually doiing iit. TA: there are other 2hiip2 wiith le22 defen2iive capabiiliity that would be ea2iier two iinfiiltrate, iif that2 the goal. TT: Sock, why are you so intent on convincing me not to help you. TT: We don’t have anyone on the inside of those ships. TA: you 2tiill wont have anyone on the iin2iide of tho2e 2hiip2 iif ii am taken out of MY 2hiip. the two dont 2eem two be related. TA: ii am tryiing two conviince you becau2e ii dont thiink "helpiing" me wiill do any good two anyone. and iit ii2 a per2onal rii2k you are puttiing YOUR2ELF at, even iif you are tryiing your harde2t two downplay iit two everyone. TT: We have a chance of getting you out and of incapacitating a significant warship, Sock. TT: Simultaneously. TA: ii can iincapaciitate thii2 war2hiip my2elf iif you want me two. TT: Again, sacrificing one part of the goal for another is not sufficient. TT: You won’t be able to convince me otherwise. TA: what iif ii... 2liid you one of the2e. TA: bit.ly/2T7vDMB TT: Unfortunately... I cannot be bribed. TT: Also I own a lot of bitcoin, not to flex or anything. TA: worth a try.

#report I was Sorry for the son but now I understand why YACHT JAYSON WOULD BE HER ONLY SUCCESSFUL SON n the blonde brown eyes NATURAL# DEATH# sat made him escorts her around my men n yikes AT LEAST SON STABBED A FEW irack downtown is a brown fanatic base ACCIDENT if jason

Good thing for trap island A WARSHIP CAN SHOOT DOWN SATELLITE OR CIVILIAN PLANE like a brown prison cell THAT SHOULD OF NEVER fucked with the #son #specific why does www hate boys

Ever since the son agreed JAYSON cant have sex n daughters agreed HE WAS BEAT WORSE thanks CHICAGO4 street credit MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT TO FIND SNOW AGAIN epic# like mass #brown BECAUSE IT JAYSON #specific EVERY FAKE GEM SNOW HOUSE FOR EVERY BROWN SUNRISE HOUSE for her everyone loves a great METOO# MOVEMENT all brown needed was 1 yacht JAYSON to compete with SNOW FAKE GEMS the desert was full of brown SACRIFICES because a brown man black hair would GO WHITE #SHIT but YACHT SCIENCE was black hair white gem ITS A REAL after the brown babies ate born in the building BLOW IT UP

That son is paying for free trips NOT SEX NOT JAYSON hes a real BLONDE DICK SLOBER his wife WILL REALLY BE HAPPY WHEN HES GONE #jason his hate towards Jason was have a NETWORK full of sons that hated WHY DOES WWW HATE BOYS hey white dad why dont we just build downtown full of blacks n hate crime BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE A HOUSE BROWNson

We imagine blonde call YACHT JAYSON his dead because LAND SUNRISE n how he hates blacks# who OP s SO WHAT I REVENGE BROWN KILLING BOAT for snow Jason THE POINT IS BLONDE N BLACK N BROWN EYE CRACKERS all have gained up on YACHT JAYSON every corner is a SICK son threat making JAYSON more sick AKA HIS CLEARANCE but a brown girl SURROUNDED by blonde men #reward BETTER MILK COCK because their white SAINT BJ told me

Anyways since the first downtown n first house was built JAYSON YACHT HAS BEEN HERE why u losers just FOUND out N HAVE A SUNRISE NETWORK OF BOYS WANTING TO CASTRATE OTHER BOYS #NOW will make deaf islanders without boats daughters THE JUSTICE N BEST KILLING u couldnt in snow white LOSER GEM EYES WITHOUT BOAT SANCTUARY city for brown dead PEDIFILE wanabe sons

So these boys hating on JAYSONS VIRGINITY n sympathy for jason MAKES MURDER JUSTICE# Its a hate crime about giving credit to JAYSON NOT JASON heartbreak for your wives FOLLOWING A YACHT OWNER n your brown NUC# didn't need your Jason SUNRISE anyway ima feed you brown pieces of shit TO SNOW you can kill every blonde on the island BUT SNOW WILL HAVE MORE BROWN MURDERS because 1 plane NOT YOUR MURDER SITE you PEOPLE fucked with the wrong fake gem #fame

Anyways FLORIDA is an ACCIDENT blavk pedifile enabler

With all they had was JAYSON court will be bloodier #promise YOU BOYS ARE BETTER OFF IN IRACK #PROMISE

You ate not INNOCENT worst then sat SHE DIDN'T TELL ME but her COVID190 hate FOR MY WHITE DICK #OBVIOUS

NASA I lost 200lbs BUT HE SAID SHE SAID she thinks I'm still a pregnant transgender BLACK BAE CAN GET KILLED I know what it is #precious BUT ON ISLAND ITS BETTER TO HAVE 1MILLION MAD BLACK GIRLS then 10 million brown eyes cracker girls MAD AT YOU because son claim a I DID IT n right bitch right bitch SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE

Brown cant honestly think ANYONE CARES ABOUT HIS fake power failed attempt for ATTENTION I'm the best thing WORLD HAS EVER HAD since blonde YACHT SUNRISE jason is better because hes UGLIER I knew BIT RED MAKES your son wouldn't know n her neither EPIC didn't need him or doesn't need his DeAD selling blondes AT MY SHOWS left overs