#so much sinday answered in one lengthy fucking thing
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Sinday Meme for Characters Who Share a Brain
The original meme can be found here: x
Characters: Wade Wilson (@theamazingcaptdeadpool), Frank Castle (@mementomorimthrfckr) and Ajax (@cantfeelsht)
Warning: An abundance of words, massive TMI, cursing duh, threats double duh,
Any complaints may be directed at our lawyer; @hellsainted
Frank scoffed as Wade had spent the last three minutes trying to figure out a title, brainstorming no pun intended with himself – and the result he landed on you already read.
“That sounds terrible, Wade.” he grumbled and sipped his coffee. A sort of bribe to get him to partake in the thing.
“You come up with a better one then, Skulls, and we’ll use that.” Wade fired back, thankful that Frank wasn’t known for his creativity.
“What was wrong with the original title?” Ajax wanted to know and crossed his arms. He was leaning nonchalantly against the wall, watching the other two with what one could describe as ‘calm suspiciousness’.
“It was too long.” Wade complained. “Not catchy. And we’re replying as ourselves. The original title suggested that the co-pilot do it for us. Or arms dealer. Or whatever the hell you call her.” he explained, because he could see Frank straining as he tried to work it out. Be nice Wade. I’m always nice.
“Why don’t we just get this over with.” Ajax’s stare moved from Frank to Wade. His former subject was the most keen on this, after all – surely he would kick it off.
“Best idea you’ve had, Francis.” Wade murmured as he counted the questions of the meme. “Alright, there are twenty questions. Let the sinning commence!” he clapped his hands and rubbed his palms eagerly.
“Jesus,” Frank exclaimed and leaned over the table, snatching the laptop from the merc with a dirty imagination mouth. “I’ll read these.” He glowered at Wade who raised his hands in defeat. There was no point in challenging the Punisher this early in the game.
“What muse needs the most attention on sinday?” Frank read and for some reason found himself looking glumly up at Ajax who shook his head.
“Wade it is then.” It wasn’t that Frank wouldn’t mind the attention… he just wouldn’t actively seek it.
“Yeah, that’s a no brainer.” Wade murmured, he had somehow produced whiteboard signs and written “Me!” on one side and “Not me!” on the other. What? I came prepared. I always do. Yes, that is me being suggestive. He gave one to Ajax who reluctantly accepted.
“Just making it easier for us.” He explained, surprisingly caring.
“Whatever it takes to shut you up,” Ajax looked at both sides to make sure he hadn’t written anything funny on his.
“Easy, Francis,” Wade began only to be interrupted by Frank who read the next question loudly.
“Which muse usually stays silent on sinday?” Frank sniffed. He hadn’t partaken in any sindays, yet.
“I’m not it.” Wade said quickly. “I love me some sinday. Actually every day is sinday in my book. Doesn’t always have to be sex. Severe procrastination. Excess eating. Pillows of blow…”
“You ever hear of TMI?” Frank put the laptop down on the table with more force than he intended.
Wade wiped one of the sides of his sign clear and wrote “NO!” only to hold it up for Frank to see. None of them had noticed how Ajax was holding up his own sign reading “Me!” and it took all his effort not to wack Wade in the back of the head with it.
“Let’s move on.” Ajax shot in, before Wade could start one of his endless rambles.
Frank glared at Wade like a teacher glare at the kid in class that won’t ever stay silent – that they’re afraid to take their eyes off because they know they’ll cause trouble.
“Share some headcanons about your muses’ sexual and/or romantic orientation… You want to go first, Ajax?” Frank offered without looking at him.
“Francis.” Wade corrected him. “Can’t feel. He can’t get it up – and can’t get it off.”
Ajax closed his eyes, his jaw tense. “Wade is right.” he murmured. “I’m asexual. Except for specific muses. That has to be talked over in detail.”
“Contracts has to be signed. Very Christian Grey. Wouldn’t play with him.” Wade turned towards the room and whispered to no one. Well, at least none that Frank and Ajax were aware of. They shared a moment of confusion, waiting for something to happen – someone to reply. As the silence bordered awkward Frank nodded and continued with the survey; “I’m bi with a preference towards women, but I’m not really looking for anything.” His voice was low. He wet his lips and averted his eyes, bouncing his foot impatiently.
“I’m pan – the comics has me paired up with women and Spiderman. Over here, meaning Tumblr, I have a preference towards men.” Wade stated the obvious. Frank drew a breath to read the next question, but then Wade continued; “Men with metal arms. Men that are Avengers. Men that’s purple… Is that even a man?”
“You done?” Frank wanted to know. They’d missed how Wade had fixed the other side of his sign – and was now holding up a “YES!”.
“What are your favourite ship for your muses?” Frank was visibly confused by the question.
“For me it’s the Millenium Falcon,” Wade answered – hoping it would make it easier for the not so shockingly thick marine. “Oh, and I love my warship.”
“I don’t ship.” Ajax shrugged. He saw no need to.
“Cablepool, Winterpool, Cappool, Hawkpool – the one with Colossus, I forgot its name…” Wade counted on his fingers. “Thunderpool is kinda cute.”
“You any idea what he’s on about?” Frank turned towards Ajax.
“You don’t want to know, mate.” Ajax said with a sigh. “It’s a question about who you see yourself with.”
“No one.” Frank answered shortly. He couldn’t be with anyone, because whoever got close to him ended up dead or worse.
“Why so glum sugarplum?” Wade leaned forward. “What about Castlevania?”
“Are you…” Frank was about to get fired up but by some miracle managed to compose himself. He cleared his throat and shifted. “Nevermind. The next question – “ Frank decided he best ignore the entire thing; he thought they were done with Castlevania. He was not to be ‘shipped’ as the kids called it – with Dracula. “Which muse is the kinkiest?”
“Next!” Wade called – he was holding up his sign. “Me!” it read. And maybe that was the truth. Wade is into a lot of things, after all…
“Which muse has the strangest kinks?” Frank read warily. Wade slammed his sign down on the table to grab everyone’s attention and held it up again. He pointed to it and looked between the other two;
“Unless you want to list some kinks?”
“Next.” Ajax nodded towards the screen.
“You sure, Francis? I won’t kink shame. Maybe I could interest you in – “
“Next!” Ajax insisted.
“Choose one muse and tell us how they lost their virginity.” Frank read. He thought perhaps they could draw straws or…
“Rock papers scissors lizard Spock.” Wade said with remarkable speed and accuracy.
“I lost mine to and older girl at one of the many orphanages I visited.” Ajax said flatly, wanting them to believe that it hadn’t really mattered.
“You’re so boring, Francis.” Wade pouted. “At least give us some details.”
“It was quick, messy and left me wanting more.” Ajax squared his jaw. “Satisfied?”
“Unlike you’ll ever be again; yes. Thank you. I’m touched, Francis.” Wade sniffed as if he was sincerely moved, whilst Frank hid a chuckle and shook his head, clearly relieved that he didn’t have to spill the beans.
“Each of us have to share a random sex fact… I…” Frank rubbed the back of his neck. “I like it when the woman is on top of me, so I can see her pleasure and have her in control.” he admitted.
Wade gave an approving nod.
“I prefer to be the sub – to give up the control, but more often than not I’m taking it because I get impatient – I think. What about you Francis? Any sexy secrets about your preferences? Oh that’s right…”
“I get off on watching others emotions. Pleasure – pain? Doesn’t matter.” Ajax admitted – his tone threatening. Wade gasped loudly and murmured ‘Sadist’ under his breath. Frank blinked and tilted his head slightly to the side – as if he couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
“Remind me again why we haven’t killed this guy?” Frank asked Wade.
“You tell me. Hey, Francis, would you like to hurt me a little – how about that, huh?”
“Yes, how about that?” Ajax pushed off the wall, his eyes like pits of hell. Dark, angry. A far too familiar smirk tugging at his lips.
Frank’s arm shot out – stopping the villain from getting too close.
“You’d like that wouldn’t you?” Wade taunted him.
“Yeah,” Ajax snarled – pressing against Frank’s hand.
“If you could organise… Seriously who made up these questions? Are these,” Frank turned the laptop around, unable to mask how mortified he felt. “Are you behind these Wade? Because I swear to god…”
“I can take the blame for a lot of things – but not that.” Wade pointed at the screen. “Finish the question. I’m curious now.”
Frank sighed and tilted his head upwards, as if he was asking for patience.
“Alright. Alright… Argh… God. If you could organise a threesome involving three of your muses, who would you choose? I guess this one isn’t for us. And… heaven forbid the three of us ever get put in a room together again. Because the next time? I won’t go easy.” Frank pushed Ajax so he fell back against the wall and stared threateningly at Wade.
“Careful Frank, he might like it.” Wade taunted. Ajax pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes. He hated Wade for his ability to get to him.
“The next one is for her as well. What muse she’d like to write a ship for…” Frank shook his head again. “What the fuck’s up with all these damned boats? Anyway… I assume she’d like to try me out with Billy.”
“Kinky.” Wade purred. “I’m already in quite a few ships. If we’re adding to… pfft.” Truth was, Wade was content with his situation, so it took some thinking. “A Nathan would be nice? And no ships for Francis. His ship sank the day he let Michael Jackson Dr. Killebrew fiddle with his body.” Wade clicked his tongue and winked at Ajax.
“How can you possibly know – “ Ajax began – cut off by Frank as he read the next question.
“What are some preferences when deciding whether or not to ship a muse?” Frank frowned at the screen. “Read the rules, play nice, write well – I don’t know.”
Wade hummed in agreement. “And don’t assume we’ll ship – I don’t know about the other two, but I’m picky.”
“You? Picky?” Ajax scoffed and leered at him. “Do you get to be?”
“Well – I can’t fuck all the people who’s bummed because you couldn’t get it up for them.” Wade fired back.
Frank rubbed his face – considering shooting them both. Ajax wouldn’t feel it, but he could die. Wade would feel it and couldn’t die. What a trio they were…
“Are you guys DONE bickering yet?” he sounded tiredly.
“Never,” Wade answered as he breathed in. Ajax rolled his eyes.
“I prefer missionary or the cowgirl or whatever it’s known as these days. I like the intimacy. The control or giving up of. I like to touch, to see…” Frank’s words grew with passion as he spoke. Wade blinked and looked at him.
“What are you on about?”
“The next question. I figured I might finish this on my own and get the hell out.” Frank was done with the bullshit.
“What was the question?” Wade put his hands on the table and leaned forward.
“Headcanons, sex positions.” Frank scratched his cheek, and glanced up at Ajax. “You outta this one, too?”
“Against a wall… Or relentless teasing,” Ajax didn’t even get to finish before Wade corrected him;
“Endless foreplay,”
“To draw as much sound from the other part as possible.” Ajax blinked and turned slowly towards Wade. “What about you then, collared and on your knees begging for it?”
“Actually that’s not that far from the truth. But I like a lot of things. Depends on my partner and whether I’m giving up control or not.” Wade shrugged. “How much time – “
Frank already began reading the next question.
“ – none, then.” Wade sighed.
“Has she written smut for you guys? Because that’s a no for me.” Frank didn’t take his eyes off the screen – this he wasn’t sure he wanted to know. Ajax arched an eyebrow and cocked his head, Wade nodded vigorously.
“I suppose neither of you know whether she prefers to write it or not?” Frank huffed and leaned back into his chair. “How are we supposed to answer these questions when they’re not even… yes… Wade?” Much to his surprise Wade has raised his hand.
“Thank you. I happen to know that she don’t mind writing smut, but she has to feel comfortable with the person she’s writing it with.”
“Multiship or singleship?” Frank turned to Ajax. He couldn’t stand the guy, but at least he’d had the decency to explain some of these things to him.
“Is no ship an option?” Ajax smirked. It should be pretty clear at this point that he didn’t ship.
“It is now. I’m on the fence. I wouldn’t ship with someone exclusively I think.” Frank grimaced at himself, as he was now using Tumblr and games own terms.
“Good call, Frank! For me it’s multiship all the way.” Wade drew a horizontal line in the air before him. “I’m not exclusive either.”
“Huh, I think we just answered the next question. So… What is our shipping preferences? Weren’t we over that? Chemistry?” Frank thought that slow-burn sounded nice, but neither of the other guys seemed like the “slow burn” type. He didn’t know how wrong he was in his assumptions.
“Yeah. What would you call my ship with Thanos? Because… that’s like… unhealthy. Toxic ships? I guess we’re semi into that? Aren’t we Francis?” Wade winked at him. Damn was he having a field day. Ajax on his end just shook his head and slammed his shoulders back against the wall.
“What’s an OC?” Frank glanced up from the screen, relieved that they were close to done.
“Original character. We don’t really do those.” Wade knew that was frowned upon in the roleplaying community, but he didn’t give a shit. “I don’t know about you, but I have more than enough with the canon characters.” On most days, he actually had more than enough with himself. Ajax and Frank both seemed on board with that.
“So,” Frank turned the laptop off and pulled the screen down. “That’s it. We’re done. Let’s never do it again.” his knees cracked as he stood up.
“Or the next time we can get naked and –“ Wade began, Frank pulled his gun and aimed it straight at his crotch.
“You don’t want to finish that sentence.” his voice was low, barely audible.
“You don’t want to shoot me, Francis might get off on it.” Wade kindly reminded him.
“Oh my fucking…” Frank rubbed his face and headed out of the room. There wasn’t enough booze in the world to make him forget.
“Hey – are you off to kill someone? Do you have a team yet – hey Frank, wait up!” Wade picked up his swords and chased after the Punisher.
Ajax sighed and pushed his shoulders down. Being around Wade always made him tense up. He rolled his head from side to side, then left through the back door – half expecting the two of them to be waiting to kill him.
If you made it this far, please let me know what you think.
No, Frank didn’t kill Ajax. Yet.
#so much sinday answered in one lengthy fucking thing#i'm not sorry#sinday#sinday meme#answered meme#ficlet#deadpool rp#wade wilson rp#frank castle rp#the punisher rp#francis freeman rp#ajax rp#marvel rp#drabble
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