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Hey boss, I know you said you're not really interested in Business Bug and everything concerning that little chihuahua, but imma ask for one final thing to say goodbye to the little sucker.
Formally, I request we see a small Buiessness Bug cameo in one of your amazing future works. It can literal be for a single frame, or him just standing somewhere, but just one more shot of that little best employee-of-the-month will make my whole year and would allow me to die happy.
This made me so sad omfg 😭😭 take it. Take him, take Business Bug, DIE HAPPY
#prismo#prismo the wishmaster#scarab#scarab the god auditor#cosmic owl#business bug#the return of a legend#he is fun I might make some more#don't quote me on that#alternate universe
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shitpost number (your guess is as good as mine)
#I think 16??#Don't quote me on that#5/6 being rafebarry means this won't do well#Because the masses don't want to accept what's right in front of them#But that's okay#I wait with open arms#rafebarry#rafe x barry#rarry obx#rafe cameron#barry (obx)#barry obx#obx#outer banks#sarah cameron
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Fives: No guts, no glory
Echo: Are you ever scared of anything?
Fives: Yeah, dying alone. That's why I brought you here.
#star wars#tcw#star wars the clone wars#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#fives#echo#clone wars 501st#incorrect quotes#incorrect sw quotes#incorrect tcw quotes#origin peter rabbit movie#i think#don't quote me on that
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WIP Wednesday: Caught
GFFA Soulmate AU (follow-up to this post)
Anakin is two screws and a hex bolt into dismantling the saber, hardly ankle-deep, when the front door slides open.
And Obi-Wan steps in. “Padawan, have you seen my…”
Anakin grimaces in mortification as his Master trails off, clearly having found what he was looking for.
He looks calm, but a spark of fear lights in Anakin anyway. If his Master knows, if he catches wind of this insatiable need that Anakin has—
“Anakin,” Obi-Wan says carefully. His body is tense. “What exactly are you doing?”
“I’m sorry, Master!”
He’s been made. He’d tried to pry Obi-Wan open and crawl inside while his Master wasn’t looking, and now he’s been caught red-handed, still covered in his blood.
The two of them are Master and Padawan, but—
He knows that doesn’t give him permission for this kind of intimacy.
At best, Obi-Wan will see it as rude and violating.
At worst, he’ll see it as a betrayal.
“I just wanted to see,” Anakin begs. “I’m sorry, Obi-Wan. I know I should have asked.”
“Oh.” His Master’s gaze flickers to the mess on the living room floor, the electrical and mechanical parts scattered around from Anakin’s various projects, and then back to him.
Obi-Wan furrows his eyebrows, looking nonplussed.
“So this is… purely academic interest?”
Anakin seizes upon the excuse gratefully, trying to rein in the rampage of feelings inside him. “Yes, exactly! I wanted to see how it was different from mine, especially given that we’re using a lot of the same materials.”
Obi-Wan raises a hand to cover his mouth, stroking his beard, which means he’s a little rattled and needs a moment to regain his composure.
Anakin can relate.
“Tell me, Padawan. What do you feel when you touch my lightsaber?”
“What do I feel?” Anakin asks in surprise. “I guess— um.”
He scrambles for an answer he can say out loud, something other than Like I’m yours. Anything Obi-Wan would accept.
He remembers, with sudden clarity, the incident with Ferus’s lightsaber two years ago.
“I feel like I’ve eaten a good meal,” he lies. “Like I’ve eaten my fill, and I’ll never be hungry again.”
It’s only half a lie, anyway. Obi-Wan does make him feel all those things, with the way he looks after him, ensuring he always has more than enough to eat, even when they’re on missions.
It’s just not the lighstaber that does that.
Still, the answer has some kind of tension releasing from his Master’s form. Obi-Wan sags a bit, his expression settling into a small smile.
“Well,” he says lightly, shaking his head. “I suppose I can’t begrudge you that.”
Obi-Wan points a finger at him, mock-stern.
“But I expect you to ask next time, Padawan.”
Anakin, still reeling from the easy acceptance— from the explicit permission, the absolute trust— snaps to attention. “Yes Master!”
#I hope I did anakin's freakish style of love justice#the “crawling inside him” metaphor is something I've never done before#maybe that's what's taking me so long lmao#but if I have to write this fic wip wednesday by wip wednesday‚ then by god I will. it's gonna get fucking finished#obikin#sabers & soulmates au#wip wednesday#also the scene after this is FINALLY gonna be the one where anakin humps obi-wan's lightsaber#which I think will be the second to last scene before we jump forward to the war#probably#don't quote me on that
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Random fanfic idea I had:
Sayori and Monika are in a relationship, but the latter is attending a college two hours away from home. The two can't live with each other because Monika is residing on campus.
Sayori is a part time college student, living at home. Out of the friend group, Natsuki is the only person around. Similar to Monika, Yuri is away at school.
Sayori's depression worsens and she reflects on her relationship with Monika. She feels she isn't fit to be her girlfriend, especially because she's struggling with her mental health. It doesn't help their relationship is long distance either.
Will I sit down and write this fic? Perhaps because Thanksgiving break is soon but we'll see
#don't quote me on that#ddlc#doki doki literature club#sayonika#sayori x monika#sayori#monika#ddlc plus#ddlc sayori#ddlc monika#textpost#txtpost#text post#txt#txt post#lextalks#queue#live laugh queue
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south asian!ballister part three!
it's times like these where I can't help but feel a little bad for people who have little to no interest in these headcanons, because this is my third day in a row posting these and I feel as though they may be clogging up the tags a little bit
oH WELL
speaking of, part one is here, and part two is here!
also, I saw someone asking if people can use these in their own headcanons or fics or art and YES, absolutely yes!! but if you do, please tag me (or whatever the equivalent of that is, I'm still very new to tumblr, this is like my fourth post) because I would love to see it!!
okay I ripped up tumblr to find this but this stream of headcanons is inspired by this post!
specifically this part
"I find the idea of Nimona not being able to handle spicy food but loving it at the same time hilarious
Especially considering the fact that they’re living with two Asian men and Asians don’t play about spice (I swear to this day my Mama burned both her and my tastebuds off)
They try really hard to look tough and eat all the food they’re given
But snot is running down their face and there are tears in their eyes and they need to take constant breaks
Poor baby coughs when you add sriracha to their food
Whereas Bal and Ambrosius are out here guzzling hot sauce like it’s water
Nimona prays on their downfall while also begging the boys to teach them their ways"
credit to @a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual for the above segment
so, naturally, ballister and ambrosius have an incredibly high spice tolerance
back in their institute days, they would have little contests on who could intake the most spice without faltering
neither of them could consistently best the other, it was inconsistent results and basically was just a 50/50 situation
ambrosius is the kind of person to eat a ghost pepper straight and be like "oh that's kind of spicy" in the most casual but mildly interested voice ever. as if he's pleasantly surprised
pre-canon, ambrosius would have bal test the spice level of dishes, but post-canon, he realized that wasn't the best idea, so he gave the job to nimona instead
there's this south asian condiment called "achaar", and it's basically... okay I have no idea how to explain it but the wikipedia definition is
South Asian pickles, also known as Avalehikā, Uppinakaayi, Pachadi, Loncha or Noncha, Achaar, Athāṇu or Athāṇo or Athāna, Khaṭāī or Khaṭāin, Sandhan or Sendhan or Sāṇdhāṇo, Kasundi, or oorugaai is a pickled food made from a variety of vegetables and fruits preserved in brine, vinegar, edible oils, and various South Asian spices.
it basically adds a sort of tangy spicy flavor to your food
and while that sounds kind of strange I swear it's good
actually I don't like achaar very much but I've heard from family members that it's good LMAO
anyways, ballister uses it religiously. he LOVES that shit
there is a jar of achaar on the table at all times
ambrosius doesn't like it and it's too spicy for nimona, but they get it anyways because of how much ballister likes it
speaking of food,
there are certain south asian foods that ballister really holds close to his heart
like, he got them at the orphanage, but never at the institute
so like, street foods
specifically pani puri (also called golgappa and probably more names) because it's my favorite
for those of you who don't know what that is, it literally translates to "water (pani) deep fried bread (puri)" but that is the worst explanation ever so just google it
ballister, obviously, can't cook anything except rice and chai (I mean, seriously, just look at him. he's banned from the kitchen), so he never learned to make any of those traditional south asian recipes he loves
one day, post-canon, ambrosius finds a place that specializes in pani puri and remembers ballister describing them to him pre-canon and decides to grab some
he brings them home and when he shows ballister,
Ballister was silent for a moment, a tantalizing, tense moment that had Ambrosius all but holding his breath. His anxiety began rising as his gaze flickered from Ballister to his setup on the table and back again.
Maybe I misread his reminiscence all those years ago, Ambrosius panicked internally. Oh god, maybe I completely misremembered it and he has no connection to this at all. Or, worse, I crossed a line I shouldn't have even approached.
"Uh," Ambrosius managed an awkward chuckle. "I saw a place, and it reminded me of something you once said, and I thought it might be a good idea but I guess it wasn't and I probably shouldn't have led with 'I have a surprise you'll like' because that just sets up expectations and-"
His rapid-fire speech was completely silenced when Ballister crossed the room in a few long strides, cupped Ambrosius's face in his hands, whispered "I love you so much." in a voice that sounded almost choked up, and kissed him.
anyways, south asian food, especially street food, holds an incredibly special place in his heart
this last one I'm kind of torn on my approach to it, but it still felt worth throwing in the pot
horrible pakistani dramas
god I hate them
so, there are two options here
option A, ballister hates them too
he can't stand them, he complains about them whenever they come up, if for whatever reason he has to watch one he'll rip apart the plot so much so that the writers would never recover if they heard him
or option B, ballister has a love/hate relationship with them
because let's be real, no one other than my thrice divorced aunt ACTUALLY likes them
now option B can go a number of different ways
maybe bal really hates the idea of them and hates the plot, but goddamnit it, they STILL get him stupidly invested in the plot to the point where he's yelling at all the characters in urdu and on the verge of ugly crying and going on an angry rant and just bundling himself up in a miserable blanket blob
or maybe he hates them in theory, but they're a guilty pleasure that he only really indulges in for the kind of entertainment where it's so bad it's entertaining
I honestly have no clue if ANY of those are in character, but I'm sure if I shoot either one of them or some combination of multiple, it'll be at least slightly accurate, right?
finally, two super short ones!
ballister has a rule against no shoes in the house
"oh, but he's seen wearing shoes in the house in the movie!" uh, yeah, in a dusty ass abandoned tower. only AFTER he had it all cleaned out and actually furnished (post-canon) did he (and ambrosius!) start taking off their shoes indoors
and
he sits down to eat or drink
even just a glass of water, he'll sit down for it
even if 'sitting down' entails sitting on a table
it's just a force of habit at this point
looking at my notes, that is actually everything I have written down! this means that these headcanons will probably cease now, as it might take me a while to come up with more.
we'll see though!
-Storm
#nimona 2023#nimona#ballister boldheart#riz ahmed#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister x ambrosius#south asian#desi#supposedly drinking water sitting down is good for you#but I'm not sure if that's right#don't quote me on that
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My reaction to there being no new chapter of Spy X Family today:
⭐Made by me & featuring Yuri Briar...!!!⭐
(I took way too long to make this... 🤦)
Me going to read the new chapter:
Me having a sudden realization:
Me trying not to worry:
Me seeing "Chapter 71.1", clicking it and finding out that it IS a Special Illustration:
Me now:
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Though, I gotta admit... This illustration is pretty lit tho...!!! 🔥👌😌
Okay, that is all... Bye...! ✌😎
#spy x family#sxf#spyxfamily#spy x family manga#sxf manga#spyxfamily manga#yuri briar#I think that I might be insane...#don't quote me on that#special illustration
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Timmy should have a harem I think.
Timmy should be a sugar daddy.
Timmy should have a sugar daddy.
Timmy should have a boyfriend who has a boyfriend who has a boyfriend who has a girlfriend.
Timmy should have a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a boyfriend.
The girlfriend and boyfriend should be dating too.
And they should all have super kinky sex.
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The weather is hot and still. Feels like earthquake weather.
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Macau: Vegas goes both ways.
Pete: Wh-
Macau: You know, how people are, like, bisexual but with their hands.
Pete:
Pete: You mean ambidextrous?
Macau: Yeah, that.
Pete: *muttering under his breath* jesus christ
Macau: Also, he likes dudes.
Pete: *trips on nothing and face plants*
#incorrect bl quotes#kinnporsche#kinnporsche incorrect quotes#kinnporsche pete#kinnporsche vegas#vegaspete#kinnporsche macau#since i think i read somewhere bible actually is ambidextrous???#don't quote me on that
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Hey soldier what’s your favorite type of flower?
THE ROSE IS THE NATIONAL FLOWER OF OUR COUNTRY.
IT IS A SYMBOL OF FREEDOM, OF VICTORY, OF AMERICA.
#don't quote me on that#i just googled it#and that was the first thing to pop up lol#solly answers#solly speaks#anon ask#tf2 ask blog#tf2 askblog#anonymous#he don't know much about plants
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Okay but can tumblr bring back group chats? I'd love to have the online equivalent of being huddled around a fire with my beloved mutuals and just 🥺
#Might be an ignorant take#don't quote me on that#But! I do miss group chats! I found the best of desis on there at one point!#And I'd like to do that again! Sooo many people I'd love to talk to (more like listen to them talk (I'm socially awkward okay))#arushi rambles#Mutuals
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back in my ponytail era
#three days of ponys and idk man they keep turning out so good#maybe having longer hair is worth it idk#don't quote me on that#fra.txt#me when my pony tail swishes down my back: :)
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Unpopular idea/hc/imagines #2
whispers whispers babysitter/adoptive parent p4 dude...whispers
whoever knows anyone that is as delusional as me to make smth like this, please, point me at their direction so i can run at them full speed
I'll draw him being a confused babysitter soon enough! breaks into a house, supposed to only steal shit, finds a baby and goes; "Oh, looks like im obligated to look after you while your parents aren't here!!"
some voices tells me he's the reason the parents are dead.
while the other voices tells me he would have abandoned the child if he saw it there in the first place
he's a mentally ill man, he's not fit to be a father.
but FUCK those voices, I'll do WHATEVER i want
#p4 dude#postal 4#delusional#babysitter#personal delusions#headcanon#comic coming soon#maybe maybe maybe#don't quote me on that#postal#postal dude#self indulgence#caregiver#papa dude#yappering#.txt
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do we know why dan went to edinburgh multiple times this year?
i can only assume it was somehow related to bbc (since they posted stories with him. and Joe Sugg was there with bbc, and we saw him with Dan) and maybe wad dvd. that's the only way i can connect bbc to Dan right now.
#also. i don't remember if that's a part of the stupid rumour or not. but was Dan there with Ben aka his stage manager?#don't quote me on that#can be a rumour#multiple times aka 2. april and august. and people in april already guessed that it was festival related#answered#edinburgh
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Kinda crazy, if true, that big run might be gettin some kind of actual reward threshold now
It's datamine stuff but, if it actually holds up, that could change quite a bit
And the placeholder gold numbers ain't too bad either
[Source Tweet]
#splatoon#datamined soooooo take it with a grain of salt#IF this holds up I MIGHT htink about helpin people out#.....but that's a big maybe#don't quote me on that
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