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Part 1 Protective Nightwing
Dick Grayson has been a hero longer than most have he's made a reputation for being kind understanding silly he's overlooked but he was the first Robin. He trained under Deathstroke, beaten Batman and for every two that forgets one remembers.
When it comes to his brothers he will always be dangerous ready with his escrima cracking. One such instance was Black Mask.
Jason knew he might have overshot this one, a gun fight with over fifty of Sionis men. He's sweating he can't dodge he might be slightly scared he can feel that this is bad. Before he can think He's already on the Bat channel. An interesting convo he had with Little Red fresh in his mind.
He speaks shoving all of his fear sounding as pathetic as he can praying this works.
Dickie I'm scared there's too many help.
He hears his brothers intake of breathe as he growled sending all of the hair on Jason's neck up.
I'll be right there Little Wing just wait.
His brother descends before Jason can blink. All of them are down blood pouring out bones broken and there is Black Mask sobbing for mercy.
Nightwing is giggling as he shocks Mask he can smell the burning flesh and as much fun as it was to watch he can feel blood pouring from his shoulder and he really wants to pass out.
And well he never denied being Dramatic
Big Bird my shoulder he says as he falls into his brothers arms.
He got fussed over and coddled for 2 weeks but more importantly Black Mask pissed himself the next time Hood ran into him.
No wonder the baby birds always shout for big brother He wonders if it works on Deathstroke?

#batfamily#jason todd#bamf dick grayson#bamf nightwing#protective nightwing#don't fuck with dicks brothers#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#bruce wayne#bamf batfamily#this is inspired by the post I can't find when they shout for Bruce if someone could find that I would appeciate it#also Jason was feeling lazy ok sometimes he don't want to do shit#that's what his guard bird is for#batfam#feral nightwing#feral dick Grayson#possessive dick Grayson
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"Dick was an abusive brother to Jason" "Dick was aggressive with Jason" "Dick gave Robin to Damian" "Damian stole the Robin mantle" my brother in Batman, no one of those words are in the bible! Wtf are you into about?
#i understand when people made funny dark or yandere headcanons or aus it's nice being creative#and create new things with the guys in your head but pls for the love of batman don't use your personal headcanon as original material#and i say this as someone who love do headcanon#alfred is the one who give the robin to damian#dick was and STILL is a good brother to jason and the others#dick was never aggressive or abusive with robin!jason#dick was mand with bruce cuz bruce was irresponsible but dick like jason#the pre crise dick grayson wanted to adopt jason todd (and later he also wanted to adopt damian)#so for the fuck sake don't act like your personal and fav au is canon to justification of your demonization#batfamily#dc comics#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#tim drake#batfam headcanons#batfam#stephanie brown
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I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it
So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.
Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role
Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong
Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself
Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong
Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder
...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).
I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.
#uhhh what am I calling this??#randomizedrobinsau#stephanie brown#oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this.#because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship#with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny#and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying#Tim Drake#tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard#reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass#Dick Grayson#He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this#But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him)#Damian al ghul#damian wayne#oh this is gonna kick ass#Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role#and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable#to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive#Jason Todd#Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass#I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time#But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through#TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring
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I have seen you talking about Dick & Dami's relationship and Dick & Tim as well,but what are your takes on Dick and Jason actually?
Like how you wish their relationship should be portrayed today and where are them missing when it comes to making those two acting like siblings?
Do you think in the past their dynamic was better?
How Dick views Jason and how Jason views Dick?
This is difficult to answer because there are like 8 different stages to Dick and Jason's relationship with various dynamics. They also view each other a bit differently depending on which stage we're talking about.
The way I would like their relationship to be portrayed today isn’t necessarily possible thanks to Jason’s integration into the family and acceptance of the no killing moral code. For me, their ideal dynamic is portrayed in Outsiders #44-46. And I know people are gonna find that regressive as hell but, tbh, that dynamic is far more interesting than the kinda awkward thing they have going on now.
Although, I don't mind that they acknowledge their brotherhood in a serious manner now. Like before they'd kinda be like, "Eh... I mean... we were adopted from the same guy but... brothers? Eh..." And now they're more firmly in the, "We're brothers," camp. So that development is interesting.
Character progression wise, it wouldn't feel right for for them to be super close in the way that, say, Dick and Tim are (unless we saw a lot of trust and relationship building between them), but at the same time, there is part of me that kind of wants them to have that older sibling bond (except Jason is closer in age to Tim than he is to Dick sooo actually let's just leave older sibling things to Dick and Cass... not that Cass is much older than Jason though so LOL this is why Dick has to lone the oldest sibling thing by himself... which is funny because Dick is technically no longer the oldest sibling, he's a baby brother now... except Dick and Melinda's relationship really hasn't progressed much sooo you could say they share blood but don't consider each other family yet, in which case, Dick is still the oldest... I mean, regardless, Dick is the oldest sibling of the Waynes... god why did they have to make all of this so difficult 😫).
#jason's like blerghhh dad always loved you best. but also hey we should work together bc you're a killer like me#and then jason's also like hey dick you were the most amazing thing i've ever seen and idk you're cool but i won't say that to you#and then he's also like hey dick i've got girl advice for you and i also need your opinion on my hair. oh now bane is trying to kill us#and then he's also like oh you got amnesia? i don't give a fuck about you and maybe i'll kill you#and he's also like oh you trust me? okay well... we're brothers and i'm gonna save you#and then dick's like oh hey kid call me if you need me. oh you died? i am literally devastated i'm so sorry#and he's also like wow you're very good at what you do but i don't trust you... okay but i trust the intel you're giving me sooo....#and then he's like why the fuck are you dressing like me and killing people?? quit doing stupid shit!!#and then he's like jason what the fuck are you doing--let me help you!!#and then he's like kinda indifferent to jason but jason is still Ugh this family is stupid why am i here#and then dick's like ofc i'm gonna come help you if you need me but also this is awkward af and things are weird between us so bye#except not bye because i'm staying here to help you and your team#and then dick's like i'm being controlled by joker so i'm gonna kill yoooou#and then he's like eh i trust you and i'm gonna help you bc we're brothers but you literally wrecked bruce's car you numbskull#and then he's like you're doing dumb shit and i have to take you down but oh thanks for not letting the train kill me#and then they're both like meh we're doing shit w the batfam even though neither of us should be here rn#and yeah that's how it goes. that's. literally it. writers cannot keep their relationship consistent in the long term#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#relationship analysis#anon
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my niece once got upset w my dad bc he wouldn't buy her some overpriced drunk elephant skincare product. she was freaked out about getting wrinkles. at age eight. i wish her mom had never bought her that damn smartphone
#idk if my brother is dad of the year or anything but he didn't want her to have the smartphone so points for that#her mom bought it so she could track my niece whenever she's with her dad (my brother) and text her constantly#and considering she's so petty that she made my niece leave an easter gathering with a terminal family member early it's like#i'm sure she has her side of it and my brother was probably a dick somehow but girl you're punishing an eight year old about it#and i really don't think shit like ''ice age is for boys (so i won't watch it)'' came from my brother#i'm sure i'm biased bc it's my brother but genuinely i think she bought my niece that phone to spite him#and now she's just glued to it bc that's what smartphones are designed to do !!!!#you would really fuck up your own kid's attention span and self esteem just to get back at your ex???#and this isn't even the worst parenting move on her part but luckily that guy died and can't be around my niece anymore ever <3#but i just worry about her. since i moved away i don't really get to see her.#and not to be narcissistic but i feel like it's good for her to see women w short hair no makeup comfy clothes etc.#i wanna be a good example for her#i told her she should just worry about washing with soap wearing sunscreen and drinking lots of water#i just can't relate at all. at her age all my friends were boys and i was into dinosaurs and pokemon and werewolves#a lot of girls... didn't really like me 😔 i remember being upset bc one girl called me a tomboy#anyway if u read all this. secret radioactive kiss just for u. mwah 💚
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another fun angst potential that i don't see enough in fic is the fact that dick initially doesn't even like damian. he gives the "go ahead" to make damian robin, but it's initially alfred's idea! dick is grudgingly mentoring a kid that he doesn't even like and i need people to make more fics about this because the angst potential for both him AND damian once he realizes that he DOES care about damian (hopefully under whumpy circumstances muahaha) is literally gold. AND EVEN BETTER IF DAMIAN IS AWARE
#me staring so hard at a ten year old fictional child: what if like you were really sad and lonely and your kinda older brother hated you and#your dad was dead and your other kinda older brothers also hated you and you've been brainwashed since a child by your super fucked up#grandfather but actually you're an adorable child who loves animals and art and wants to have friends your own age but you have no idea how#to do that so you become robin because if people won't love you at least they will respect you but then you get kidnapped and tortured#fucked up all of your training and you're going to get fired or sent back to your grandfather or maybe no one is even going to show up but#then your older brother saves you and you don't understand#SCREAMS#DAMIAN WHUMP PLS!!!#damian wayne#listen i love jason & damian bc they are a criminally underused dynamic in the comics BUT#dick and damian ARE used in the comics and there's still sooo little fanfic about them#that isn't 'dick is damian's pseudo dad' which i personally don't care for#I JUST WANT FUN WHUMP WITH THEM
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okay but can we talk about dick for a second. specifically dick blaming himself for what happened to jason.
my personal headcanon is that as a kid, jason was a massive lord of the rings fan. dick, obviously as an older brother, used to read jason lotr (also harry potter, percy jackson, typically fantasy stuff for younger kids) and would do big dramatic voices and actions so jason could sleep easier.
after jason went missing, dick would fall asleep sat in the same chair he would read to him in, book in hand. internally apologising for ever, ever letting him get hurt. dick kept his room exactly the same, only to find out that after he moved to bludhaven, bruce had emptied it.
they argued, horribly. dick expressed the self-blame and the blame on bruce, crying, yelling, and only finally leaving when he was too emotional to articulate properly.
the night jason came back, dick was somehow the last to know.
jason disappeared for a short while after his first appearance as red hood. in his first time staying at the manor since returning, a few months later, dick visits the manor for the first time and finds his little baby brother redecorating the room that dick had spent so long crying inside of over the last few years.
there was tears. from dick, mostly, and jason always denies that he cried (he did) when him and dick hugged for the first time in years.
#jason todd#dick grayson#don't fucking ship them you weirdos#they're just brothers#i love them#batfam#batfam angst#batfam hc#bruce wayne
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z0san is one of the few queer ships where I think I actually agree w dudebro's who think they're more like bickering brothers than lovers
#antizosan#anytime I see them interact in ways that are 'homoerotic' all I hear sensei wu saying 'like iron sharpens iron. brother sharpens brother'#because. like. that's their dynamic to me#you could call it kismesis and if my hand was pushed that's how I'd ship them. exclusively pitch. but honestly I just don't see them as#the lovey dovey couple fanon portrays them as. you are de-fanging their dynamic!!! one of mutual rivalry and clash of opinions#also I just can't take their fancontent seriously cause as soon as it implies someone other than luffy is zoro's most important person it#is immediately ooc. he would not fucking suck that guy's dick on command.#psii.txt#just putting this here because ik alot of z/s likers follow my 1pc sideblog
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For all my hipster pretensions, I do love Hunter. I also love the hyperspecific intricate, intense, and often erotic relationships everybody’s agent OCs have with him. It got me thinking about him and my own agent, and honestly?
He disappointed her. Deeply, and personally.
Like, okay, despite her misplaced fealty to the Empire, this is a woman who's had almost exclusively bad interactions with Force users in both camps. Her Sith grandfather belittled and tormented her for the crime of being born without her sister's powers. Her mother, his apprentice, only risked enough interference to keep her alive. When the same sister she was always compared to abandoned her and escaped to the Jedi (who then never let them contact each other again), Lyde only narrowly avoided being sent to Korriban in her place.
And then when she made it to Intelligence, Darth Jadus maimed her, compromised the missions of her employers, and critically endangered the Empire. One of her first missions as a faux-turncoat to the Republic was tracking down and incapacitating a fallen Jedi. The protégé she gained on Hoth? Another semi-Force sensitive, hiding from the Sith. Sith meddling dissolved Imperial Intelligence; Sith infighting ate up resources and cost Imperial lives on Corellia.
And, of course, the Dark Council called for her brainwashing, and a former Jedi abused it.
Sure, like Hunter said, the Star Cabal was never recruiting. There was no incentive for him to care about gaining Lyde's allegiance when he already had the remote to her shock collar, so to speak. But, holy shit, he had no clue how many concessions, how much sympathy to his cause he could have wrung out of the woman designated Cipher Nine, if he hadn't made her his whipping girl. If things had gone juuust a little bit differently, Hunter might've turned over the Black Codex, implored her to take care of it with his dying breath - and she might have fucking done it. Nobody, not the SIS, not Sith Intelligence, not even her former ImpInt superiors would have ever seen that data ever again.
But Hunter wasn't that sort of guy. What sort of guy he was learned Cipher Nine's codeword and used it every chance he got. He didn't have to pretend to play nice with her like with his other colleagues, so he made a point of whisking her brain like cake batter, and acted like it was the funniest thing in the world.
When the Dark Council pushed for Lyde's brainwashing, and when Ardun Kothe used it to control her, she was furious - but she wasn't offended. They're trained and powerful Force-sensitives, and as far as she's concerned it's in their nature to sting.
Hunter, though?
Hunter was a fellow frog.
#MY BROTHER IN THE EMBRACE OF THE FORCE. YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL.#i swear i made up Lyde's backstory before i played the agent storyline at all & only had foggy 11-year-old memories of Jadus and noone else#it just happened to all follow so perfectly#imperial agent#swtor hunter#oc: lyde aniteon#yes i am writing oc meta yes i have not posted cursory oc backstories whatsoever. we exist#i keep looking at this and i don't love how i phrased everything but it's been sitting in the drafts too long#i guess my point is less ''local woman shocked that people other than force-sensitives can be dicks'' (that would be dumb)#& more ''fuck dude. shit. i was really hoping my cool epic rivalry enemy wouldn't literally be the exact same as my banal normal enemies''#''more fool me for getting my fucking hopes up''
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How Tim Drake stole the show and lost millions for a good cause....... aka getting laid
Part 2
Kon didn't really expect this, to feel so powerful he's fucking Superboy after all but being with Tim watching the envy and just the pure power his boyfriend walks with it's hot and addictive.
The entire gala is practically watching. Tim's arm which is decorated by a Rolex that they picked up today which cost more than Kon has ever seen. It feels good like he deserves it and for now he feels like kryptonite couldn't even touch him.
"How you feeling baby, you look a little flustered." Tim's whispers in his ear voice dripping with sex.
"I'm good but I have to ask is this like you, I don't know how to explain but is this a show?" He feels a little ashamed asking like he is questioning how much Tim loves him but this doesn't seem like Rob.
"Kon, everytime I see you it takes every bit of training I have from bending you over. Right now I want to show all of Gotham who you belong to." He looks straight into his eyes licking his lips.
"I was a Drake before a Wayne this will always be where I belong I want you to know every bit of me. I don't know the cost of a bannana but I know that the woman standing across from us is wearing ten thousand dollar heels that are out of season. This is me and I'm proud of who I am, who you are." He can't help the smile that slips onto his face.
"I didn't mean anything by that I just needed to know this feels like a dream I feel like a queen and I just I love you sunshine I just needed to know." He shoots forward kissing Tim falling into his arms were he belongs.
It's feels like it last forever and not enough when Tim pulls away.
"Now as much as this is my gala and I would love to pull you into a closet and have my way with you My Air we need to go greet Bruce and my siblings so let's go."
Tim directs him over to where the entire batfamily stands looking like gods who are being disturbed by the lesser he especially sees Batman looking him up and down with what seems like disgust.
He wants to hide but he remembers he's on Tim's arm and nothing can happen to him when he's with Tim.
"It's amazing gala don't you think Bruce I decided to come a bit later than expected I was distracted had to pick a couple things up." Tim's voice drips with something he can't name.
He sees Jason and Damian also looking at him something in their eyes that makes Kon want to cry beg for his place as if they are kings and he's just the pathetic peasant asking for scraps. It sends a rush of anger and he does something that he hopes doesn't cause Sunshine to kill him.
"Daddy, You think we could go grab something I'm starving, we barley ate this morning you wouldn't let me out of bed." Giggling as he kisses the side of Tim's neck.
He looks straight at Bruce his face frozen the other bats not much better but Rob catches his attention eyes burning his voice comes out commanding.
"Of course Bruce I have more important matters to attend to good night see you at home." The arm that he somehow forgot for a moment wraps tightly around him leading over to the food and far away from judgemently Bats who seem to hate him.
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Bruce thinks he should have just never gotten up today not only is his child causing him a migraine. He just heard said sons boyfriend call him a word that he can never hear again. Nevermind the recount of a sex act that he wishes he could bleach from his brain. Luckily his second oldest is always willing to distract him in his own twisted way.
"Am I the only one who feels like they are missing something, I know I tend to piss of Baby Bird but he seemed more high strung than usual." Jason mutters eyes calculating.
Dick doesn't hesitant to also insert himself of course giggling like a school girl.
"Oh you sweet summer children you at a Gala with Tim Drake and I love my baby brother but he's much like his name sake. He has a fair maiden and a love of precious gems this is Tim." Tone changing to an almost growl.
"You all looked at Kon like he wasn't worth anything and to Tim that's the one thing he loves more than anything you pissed off the dragon now I will be going to make my amends for not being more welcoming have fun." He throws over his shoulder making a beeline to Tim.
Bruce really wants a god damn drink.
#tim drake#batfamily#timkon#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#batfam#protective Tim Drake#tim is so done#bamf tim drake#kon is tim's sugar baby#kon is slightly insecure and not an accurate narrator no one in the batfamily is looking at him badly he just can't read them#Blame Clark for Kon's insecurity don't worry Tim will fuck it out of him#Tim is swinging his money and Dick around and I don't mean his brother
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every time I think my brother has grown the fuck up and become a decent person he says some stupid shit again
#our stepdad has been taking moms death REALLY really hard and apparently he was admitted to the hospital yesterday#and my sister sent out a text to all of us abt it#and he's just being a dick??#like I'm not close w my stepdad At All but cmon dude#he's like judging him for being alcoholic#and being like Everyone Else Was A Functional Person After Her Death okay person who had a negative relationship with the deceased#if I thought anything could be gained from calling him out I would but I don't have the energy or patience to start a battle I won't win#'I'm sorry a human being is suffering but blah blah blah' go fuck yourself dude#addiction is a disease asshole!! everyone handles grief differently dickhead!!!#the way he he's barely said shit in this groupchat until now.... 🙄#truly have barely any emotional connection to my stepdad but my brother is just being a dick straight up!#he literally said 'take accountability and grow the fuck up. ppl die and it can bury you or you can take it in stride and live on'#maybe YOU should grow the fuck up and be empathetic to peoples suffering#anyway.#ghost posts#text
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Did I fucking see how someone said that Jason couldn't be the evil Robin because Damian went to the hell and Jason didn't? :)
#damian wayne#I AM SO UPSET RN#ahhhhhhhhh#imagine tagging a fucking 11 year old boy as evil because he died defending his brother#father and city from the evil twin version of Talia#FIRST#THERE'S NO EVIL ROBIN#SECOND#don't tried to make Jason look better downplaying Damian#THIRD#if you have never read any of Damian's comic#you can not have an opinion about it#no it doesn't count robin 2021#Damian's development started since 2009#FOUR#it was alfred who gave Damian the mantle no Dick please stop making Dick as the bad guy who take the mantle out of the Tim that's not true#FIVE#if I see someone tagging Damian as evil I am gonna make you three essays and gives you to eat grass#SIX AND FINAL#fuck you
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god the new ranking of kings season is so good it's like fun lil side story, cute backstory, silly character short, ouken's tragic descent into becoming the monster he is today and everything his family and friends tried and failed to do to save him, cute backstory in a delightful art style,
#one of these things is not like the others!!#dont talk to me abt the underworld brothers uuough#that shit they did to ouken at the end of s1 was so fucked up dude#unfuck up this man @ the author or w/e im Begging u#even tho unfucking him would probably also fuck him up but differently#god!!! ouken did NOT deserve this shit im pounding my fists on the floor#retag later#ani blogging#also dont talk to me abt the big four i cant BELIEVE they don't get along. world shattering episode#it was a story abt the big four.... wheres the ass slap dong touch camaraderie we DESERVE#i mean ok. rivalry is good but i was imagining more along the lines of Friendly rivalry among four men w History#not whos got the biggest dick in the kingdom gldkadndjfn#i forget snake dude's name but him & apeas backstory?? good#i just. yall are The Big Four thats inherent team name connotations. fuckign Act like it#none of this ''assorted strong men assembled by the king and nothing more'' bullshit#if btr can do it So Can U
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gonna try and solve cain’s jawbone :) all i know is that maybe we (the narrator) are in love with henry?
#we're at least obsessed with him!!!#mentioned on 33% of the pages!#also to note#i'm not on tiktok i missed the hype last year i DON'T CARE#i just like puzzles :)#also i think it is worth trying to solve bc of the title alone like GOD name a bigger dick energy than a book about murder being named after#the first murderer and his instrument of said murder!!#however if there is not a brother killing a brother in this book then that is a missed fucking opportunity
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