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whambamvam · 1 year

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I feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

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doriansbutt · 1 month

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#poll #I know there’s things I’m forgetting lol #also note: things like ‘delulu’ and ‘neurospicy’ aren’t on there for a reason #and that’s because they’re just Bad Always #I wanna make a note on the OG post but it won’t let me put text under the poll?#I don’t hate all of these it’s just ones I could think of off the top of my head #idk man sometimes things just hit the wrong button I can’t explain it

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clownsuu · 3 months

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YOU’RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME THINK THE BROOM IS HOT?!??

You think that idiot is hot????

#That broom is the biggest green idiot iv ever made JDHDHDDH #Janitor is fuggin breakdancing in the background while a child is getting their ass beat #The bane of my existence- no matter how hard I try and forget y’all will always remember 😔💥🥄#Fun to draw him every now and then- but oh man I don’t think I can ever go back to the fandom NDHDJ too many children #Also still not tagging him smhhh

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fear-ne · 9 months

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love that bells hells just reads like a "[group] walks into a bar" joke except it's like. two separate horror movie plots in the shape of horny senior citizens. a person made entirely out of magic rocks. the sexiest goat you'll ever meet. fantasy c3po with a literal kill switch. an anxious plasma globe. and then some short gay chad trying to keep them from getting kicked out of the establishment

#they are my FAVORITES you don’t understand #can’t forget blue man group member who let the tour bus leave without him #bells hells #laudna #imogen temult #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #orym of the air ashari #fcg #chetney pock o'pea

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catdoingblep · 7 months

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#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wesper #poorly made memes strike back #jan van eck #I can see Wylan trying to forget Jan existed or having complicated feelings with a lot of rage and tiredness #but jesper?#Jesper totally hated him #like ‘this man wrecked all the childhood of my wylan’#he would totally be like rest in hell jan I have special wine for this occasion #he would be like who r u talking about? Jan Van Eck? don’t know him… oh u r talking about that dickhead…..#Kaz and Marya in the background pretending they have no connection to the accidental cruel death of Jan in hellgate: sorrows sorrows prayers #I am living for headcanons of Marya being as tenacious and smart as Wylan #and having her own revenge on Jan in the future #and with Wylan cared for her so much and Jesper who she didn’t want to lie to her son #she went straight to Kaz #gunpowder #post crooked kingdom

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houseswife · 4 months

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house’s cane is grotesquely underutilised sexual style in fanfics considering that 1) it’s a long phallic object that he is constantly handling and 2) he straight up joked about fucking wilson with it that one time

#I mean that’s not even my thing personally but like cmon #sick of fanfics where house’s disability is magically healed/not mentioned/ignored to an unrealistic extent #it’s not about what you can do for the infarction so much as what it can do for YOU #it makes me wonder if we all watched the same show #I watched house slam a man against the wall and hold him there by the cane to his throat and I was never the same #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #greg house #hatecrimes md #hornyposting #oh also don’t forget the time wilson grabbed it in that deleted scene as a power move. insanity #I was at the national portrait gallery today and I saw a painting of a king w/ his sceptor and I had a Realization #idc if it’s cringe... a big stick is simply an evolved packer. that shit is HOT

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babkaboy · 5 months

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day 1 of the obikin latam week: telenovelas (translation in the tags)

#obikin #anaobi #rex: Mr kenobi jinn this letter is for you #letter: you are a very beautiful man and i’m just an unexperienced young boy…#however i can’t wait to smear you on oil #throw you on the bed and stick my cock up to your throat. signed bt VADER #anakin: (insaminating look)#HALF AN HOUR LATER #obi-wan: come here you incivilized brat. do whatever you want with me #BONUS qui-gon: i’ve been looking for you for hours. and what are you doing with the chancellor’s grand son?#BOMUS 2 anakin: so down the corridor first room? hunter: correct and don’t forget to use protection

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 1 month

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Chop chop Spider-boy, make some vigilante friends

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cherry-pop-elf · 26 days

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Cuddle Party

George figured a new couch was in order, given the last one kinda uh. Exploded. Might as well help him break it in!

I blame @george-weasleys-girl for this. It literally all stemmed for this pic

Warnings: Heavy petting. ((Yeah it seems like a vanilla warning, but hey sometimes you aren’t in the right headspace for sexual content. Even if there isn’t sex. You valid sweetie!)) lots of fluff, and some wholesome “teaching your kid about deafness”

Writing coms open

“See? As if nothing had ever happened!” That nothing being your son, Fred the second, inherited someone’s pyrotechnic passion. Wasn’t Freddy’s fault. He wasn’t even old enough for a wand yet, but he was showing brilliant magic. Even so young. You two made sure he understood it was an accident, but also used it as a good learning lesson that when accidents happen you do your best to fix them. Gentle parenting was what helped Freddy best, and like hell you would ever yell at him for such an accident.

“You wanted an excuse for this, didn’t you?” You would tease, as you leaned over the massive thing. Was pretty much a alaskan king, with many purple cushions to accent the orange material. It was loud, and that was how you liked it. It was also perfect for when family was over. Just move the furniture around, and the couch was suddenly much longer with many seats. You did like that. This would make having company over far easier. You really did like it.

"MAYBE~" He cackled, before he jumped onto the thing. A graceful flop he went, with so much space to move around. That had you rolling your eyes, but you were smiling. Your husband. Such a adorable man, and that made you so happy. Kept you feeling young, even with so much happening. With that being said, it also meant you had a streak of mischeif all the same. Before your husband knew it, you jump right on him. Making him wheeze, before laughing.

"NO FAIR! IM DEAF I COULDNT HEAR YOU COMING!" He, playfully, argued. Along with took advantage of your laughter to pin you down. Made you laugh more, as you would fight back. Your wrists pinned, and sock feet flailing, as your were attacked with kisses. Left you squealing, as he made sure to attack your sweet spots. Leaving no mercy, as the two of you broke in the new furniture.

“You are a menace to society, just my type~” He growled, as he gave you a kiss. Then another, and another, and before either of knew it. It was more than just kissing. You two were just engulfed by each other. Utterly addicted to each other’s flavors and scents. The fresh ash, and sweet pastries.

Suppose you two were breaking in the new couch, that’s for sure. As if either of you could complain. That is, until your passionate moment was interrupted by someone jumping onto George’s back. Made him wheeze, before tumbling across the furniture. Leaving you to have someone fall on your stomach.

“ITS LIKE A BIG BED-!” Junior shouted, before he crawled off of you. Quick to stand up, and jump on it. Meanwhile, you two needed a moment to breathe again. You caught your breath far quicker than George did. Since he was full on WWE-ed.

“Dad! DAD-!” Junior shouted, but George was busy with a bruised back. Not to mention his good ear was forced into the cushion, so he didn’t hear Freddy at all. You used that to your advantage, and soon scooped Freddy up.

“Remember, Daddy doesn’t hear to well. Right?” A nice learning moment. With Freddy in your lap, as you sat crossed legged. “Yeah yeah-! He hears only half the stuff we do-!” Junior would agree, and made the sign for ‘silent’ on his left ear. Just like where George’s was missing.

“That’s a good job-! Oh you did so well, you remembered!” You praised, making your son beam. Learning languages sure comes naturally, when half your family’s speaks more than one language. Romanian, Mandarían, French, Arabic, Latin, and throw in some British Sign Language.

“And you remember what we said about yelling?” You asked, as he nodded. “Not everyone likes it! So you gotta ask em first. Cause yelling is scary sometimes. Like when grandma Molly yells. She yells loud!” Junior said, making an explosion motion with his hands.

“Oh she got lungs alright-“ George huffed, as he caught himself again. Once he was steady, Junior was quick to camper over to George. Yanked into the older man’s arms, and held high in the air. Then, he collapsed on the couch. With Junior plopping on his chest. You were quick to snuggle your husbands side, as Junior sat on his chest. Having to much energy.

“Your kid-“ You tease, before kissing your husbands cheek. That made Junior stick his tongue out, and George mimicked him. Having a silly face off. That made you laugh, as you enjoyed the cuddle session with your family.

Eh, that old couch had been here since you three had got the permit for the place. Some things needed to be replaced. But memories like this? Never. You wanted to simply keep creating, and keeping, more and more. Forever, and ever.

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shima-draws · 3 months

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USOPP ABSOLUTELY POPPING TF OFF???? Hitting a target THAT far away with SUPREME precision AND unlocking Haki?? I’M SITTING HERE LIKE

#MY MANS!!!!!!!!!!!#Listen I was REALLY upset with him earlier in the arc when he was a PUSSY and ran away from Trebol #Like. He had a whole thing about how he’s changed and how he’s not that much of a coward anymore #AND THEN HE FUCKING LEFT THE TONTATTAS AND RAN WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH #I WAS SO. FUCKING MAD #They were getting their asses beat and crying his name and he was being the BIGGEST fucking pussy on the planet #GOD I wanted to throttle him #It’s okay tho this was his redemption moment.#SO PROUD OF YOU BABY #Love that his fear of losing Luffy overpowered any feelings of cowardice #Like. He was so worried he was going to forget Luffy. He DID ALL THAT FOR HIS CAPTAIN #ALSO WHEN HE SAID ‘The seas without you…I don’t ever want to see that!’ FUCKIGN. USOLU MOMENT. SOBBING #I swooned. I’ll be honest I swooned. His sniper skills kicked in and I was like OHHHHHHHH?!!!!! SIRRRR 👀👀👀😳#Coughs anyway.#One Piece #Shima speaks #Usopp

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sleipliir · 8 months

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Move outta the way! Goth girls coming through!

hehe @XPMK_ (Twitter) I told you I’ll draw your sona in goth🤭

#man I love goth outfits #fishnets hell yeah #don’t forget about the black nail polish #it completes the look lol #sleip #yb sona #ybsona #ynsona #bonbon #not my sona #yourboyfriend #y0urb0yfriend #yourboyfriendgame #yourboyfriend game #sleip-art

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doll-elvis · 8 months

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elvis’ natural golden brown eyelashes >>

#a reminder he was just a golden haired boy from Tupelo 😭#I sometimes forget this man was a brunette imposter #i LOVE his black hair don’t get me wrong #but just imagine big daddy e with his natural golden brown hair ?!?!?#toby kwimper but aged like fine wine #sign me up please #my pookie #so so so beautiful #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis #elvis history #elvis fans #elvis photos #elvis fandom #big daddy elvis

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stealingyourbones · 1 month

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Sometimes I think that they should give Superman a gun again

#bring back the absolute insanity that is 90s Superman it’s so fucking funny #i mean they technically are with the reign of Superman reprise thing they had going on recently #but still. let my man dualwield tommyguns again #i think many people in dpxdc just Don’t Know that Supes once didn’t have powers and just started shooting people #Superman can and will kill don’t you forget #he isn’t Batman.#bones writes in the tags #bones speaks #dc comic lore

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titsthedamnseason · 1 year

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okay my darlings, you know what time it is…..SURPRISE SONG GAME TIME!!! except this time it’s extra super duper special because this post is actually queued because today is MY SHOW 🤭🫶 aka it’s atlanta n3 therefore i am BEGGING you to manifest the absolute best of your best picks and leave them in the tags or replies for me to see later and then give you an internet smooch if you win 💗 HAPPY GUESSING

i’m going to guess my absolute dream combo of hey stephen and dorothea

#ps i would love if a lot of people played tongiht 🥺 so since i cant be obnoxious about reblogs if anyone wants to give it an extra rb or two #i will love you FOREVER #just so people don’t forget about it and keep playing through the night #THANK YOU LOVES ❤️#seriously i’ll be happy no matter what but send me good vibes please and thank you #but it’s okay if you don’t because i too am i bitter wench that wishes terrible songs upon everyone else so taylor saves the best for me.#so i’ll forgive bad guesses. BUT NOT CHANGE. PLEASE JUST DONT MANIFEST CHANGE OR IFTYE #honorable mentions for hits different rwylm yoyok hoax happiness evermore hygtg ikp iwyw cornelia street #better man too #renegade in my biggest moments of clownery #THE STORY OF US #IDK I LOVE EVERYTHING #i’ll probably be posting my list of top picks before this posts anyway #okay i’ve talked too much sorry i’m going crazy rn because it’s so soon #mine #surprise song game #taylor swift #it’s a good thing i don’t believe in self sabotage or jinxing or anything like that bc historically i am a TERRIBLE guesser lmao #my eras show

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long-suffering-little-spoon · 13 days

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Happy birthday Peter Capaldi!!!! 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

I could rant for seven hours why Twelve was my favourite Doctor and one of my favourite acting performances of all time… but doodling him is way easier!!

#*i mean it *would* be easier if i wasn't constantly leaving ink smudges!!#the curses of being left handed 😔#capaldi’s also an incredible artist like hello???? we don’t talk about that nearly enough #i can only hope to draw like him some day #also. i finally got a new phone shout out to the ✨ increase in camera quality ✨#anyway hope pcap has a good birthday. love that old man #doctor who #dr who #peter capaldi #twelfth doctor #12th doctor #doctor who fanart #my art #it’s also dt’s birthday soon! forget exams i have to draw the nonbinary alien communists for their birthdays

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funkyboxofinterests · 2 years

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Caraoke, or as I like to call: the day Allen decided he needed new friends

Lavi has a shitty ass car, but he’s also the only one that has a car so the group make due with squishing in the back

Part 2 to this

#dgm #d gray man #allen walker #lavi #lavi bookman #kanda yuu #alma karma #lenalee lee #howard link #I DIDNT FORGET TO TAG LAVI THIS TIME #Allen always loses on ‘rock paper scissors’ and has to ride in the back but this time they made a point to make him sit in front #allen was so happy but it turns out it was just for teasing purposes #it’s the longest ride he’s ever been in #my art #don’t ask me how lavi is the one driving when he’s the only one with one eye

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