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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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every single death is known; every single death is felt (2020)
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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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*Listening to The Underworld Saga on repeat*
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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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William Etty - Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828-30)
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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!
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doriansbutt · 4 hours
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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
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doriansbutt · 9 hours
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Reblog and put in the tags how you were introduced to your recent hyperfixation.
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doriansbutt · 9 hours
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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doriansbutt · 10 hours
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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave
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doriansbutt · 10 hours
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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doriansbutt · 10 hours
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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them
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doriansbutt · 10 hours
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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