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You’re art is so good I want to eat it. Could you draw Massachusetts?
Yeah maybe I did end up using him for color practice 😾 but it was nice I think! Very inspired by @alaskasbignaturals posts of him 😌 i did end up pizzazzing him a bit tho
#If you think about it#if Maine came from this man right here#And Mass technically raised him or something#does that make him a dilf#Or like#a guardian-ilf or whatever#wttt#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt fan art#wttt fanart#wttt headcanons#wttsh#wttt massachusetts#wttsh massachusetts
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My Vampire the Masquerade character, “Dante” Kim.
#he’s 85 years old.#loser#I hate him#he also has a daughter#does that make him a dilf#there’s a reoccurring joke that his hip pops every session#he ate dust#he is also a bartender#and named his cat ‘twisted nipple’#nip nip for short#I have plans for him#/evil#sxmbrrart
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Vincent Price - The Red Skelton Hour; Climb Upon My Knee Dummy Boy (1968)
#vincent price#red skelton hour#red skelton#funny#vinny p#bicon#his laugh is everything#i love seeing him have fun#he makes me smile#i love him your honor#and that beard#fuckkk#hes sexy#he does have one sexy bod#such a dilf#im fine.this is fine#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#skit#humor
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avatar 1 jake or avatar 2 jake and why
don't mind me, i'm just gonna -
avatar 1 jake is bbg, and i love him and he's a good time, but the shit i would let (and need) dilf!jake to do to me is unending, immoral and honestly should probably be illegal
#he makes me feel things no fictional man ever has#the chokehold this man has on me is ridiculous#i fold for him like a fucking lawn chair#i need him to use me like his own personal toy#just 24/7#til i cry#til i shake#til i collapse#til my walls are blue#does that answer your question anon?#my asks 💕#𖨆♡𖨆 andra's anonnies#dilf!jake sully#jake sully
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”How is Bullfrog more gay than the main character-“
Is he though? is just because Bullfrog is French?
#rambles#Not putting this in tags lmao#But it’s incredibly weird how people blatantly ignore Dolph being canonically gay#In favour of Ramon and Bullfrog who:#1) aren’t canonically in a relationship (As of season 1)#And 2) Have not shown any attraction towards men whatsoever#I’m gonna try feeding myself for more dolph art and other characters#But bullfrog being a funny french feminine frog doesn’t make him “gay”#And it definitely does not make him more gay than Dolph who had on screen sex and kissing with a DILF
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e2 gallagher will be the bane of my existence
#why does pela and herta keep coming when all i want is that thick dilf man? damn#yall bitches are already e6!#stop!!!#at this point ill just do the event to get the free four star collector to make him e2#i wasted 20 pulls to get him after getting acheron and hmmmm smh#damn this dilf#: ̗̀➛ ❛ . . . boba time! ❜
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TOM HIDDLESTON AND ZAWE ARE HAVING A BABY.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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u definitely aren’t the only one..his new hair is mwahh👩🍳💋
Thank you anon.. you get me..
#max verstappen#mv1#someone said it makes him look older#and it kinda does#but in a hot way#dilf aura#anon ask
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Hob just like love missing scenes?? do tell :)
He’s blond. That’s the first thing Hob notices, when the stranger - not his Stranger, just the lowercase sort, comes and sits down next to him. Thank Christ, he thinks, he couldn’t cope with some raven-haired beauty, not tonight. Maybe not for a few decades. Maybe he oughta move to, to bloody Finland or somewhere.
“Rough night?” asks the stranger. He sounds like a cowboy out of a Hollywood film.
Hob tries to smile and winces instead. “That obvious, am I?”
The man smiles. His teeth are white and perfect. He’s dressed in a cream suit and wearing coal-black sunglasses in the middle of the night, indoors. He’s the most American thing Hob has ever seen.
“Nah,” the lowercase stranger drawls. “I just wanted an excuse to come over. Drink to our troubles?”
Hob blinks. He’d started twelve hours ago with beer, which turned to wine, then whisky, then bitter disappointment and a cab ride here, and now more whisky, except it’s hideously expensive and he’s too deep in his cups to appreciate it. And he still knows he’s being hit on.
“Hob,” he says, and holds out his hand. The stranger takes it, and his grip is firm and cool. He momentarily forgets that he’s supposed to get a name in return. “What are you drinking tonight, mate?”
The stranger smiles again, long and slow this time, and lust slithers into Hob’s gut, settling comfortably atop the mess of misery below. “Well, whatever you’re buying.”
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all I've done for it so far! but really want to cover Corinthian's accidental use of Hob's "Life is so rich" line - here's my notes for the rest of this:
hob’s reaction, etc- his suspicion, smelling the death, wanting annihilation, knowing something is STRANGE about him. maybe even in earlier section - hob sensing he’s dangerous. poss the Corinthian offers a fake name. poss the name is like, randomly chosen, and a few minutes later hob notices it’s from a drink behind the bar, or on the cocktail menu, Usual Suspects style. immediately sobers up best he can. assessing situation, assuming he is a Dangerous Man, and thinking, perfect. a fuck and maybe a fight. then later, kissing, finding the dagger, and being honestly incredibly turned on, knowing he was right.
I think it could be a super fun and hot drabble and I really wanna jump into Hob's fresh-off-1989 mindset here because it's surely INSANE
#if you sent me a wip game ask i haven't answered congratulations am now desperately writing more so i've got something to share#<3<3<3#the sandman#hobrinthian#the corinthian/hob gadling#hob x corinthian#like genuinely imagine the instincts hob gadling must have after 600 years#coupled with feeling forsaken by the only person who's known him that long#the still-fresh optimism of that day that dream will show up and they'll make up and BANG ??? hopefully?#and then he doesn't#he's gone#but here's a dangerous hot dilf who reeks of contradiction and is hiding secrets#tell me there's a world where heartbroken hob gadling does not sniff that man like CATNIP and FUCK HIM FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT#waiting for the sword of damocles to drop on him#pissed at dream for being so constantly opaque and taking it out on the corinthian#and channeling it into a secret he KNOWS he can call down and summon#if only every time he named the truth it could be thus fulfilled#my writing
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Down astronomically bad for Toji-sama
#shut up james#jjk thirsts#jjk thoughts#jjk#dilf toji#toji#jjk toji#toji fushiguro#toji took his baby mamas last name does that make him a wifeguy?
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still on the topic of the leaks, i saw someone on twitter say yuuji might have swapped souls with kusakabe here and that actually makes sense?!
yuuji is like a cursed object and steeped in sukuna's ce and we know from gojo that receiving attacks from your own ce seems to deal less damage so it might just be that yuuji is resistant or at least partial to less damage than anyone else when it comes to cleave and dismantle.
no idea how soul swapping actually works and if the idea "the body is the soul" still applies or if, independently of yuuji being in there (if he is), kusakabe's body and technique would still be kusakabe's regardless - which would mean this can't apply - but it's still an interesting thought. and it would explain kusakabe's sudden heroic antics (if this is true i should've known!!!)
#like i hope i didn't waste a compliment on this man for nothing 😂#but jumping in to protect others is indeed very yuuji and not so much the narrator wannabe's usual demeanor shsjsh#can yuuji even swap souls just like that?#i wanna know details about how this works so bad#i want to know what's on yuki's research too#or maybe kusakabe really just decided to be productive and a dilf lover maybe he does want to be higuruma's knight in shinning armor#who knows maybe the real jujutsu kaisen is the yaoi we find all along#i hate feeling like my pettiness for kusakabe is unjustified though please let him continue to be cringefail to protect my ego 😂#jjk leaks#i love when the fandom makes a bunch of theories i'm having the time of my life with jjk manga i swear
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#I’m gonna do this every time I can’t decide on what to do next lol#yes some of these are from the last poll!!!!#also I feel like they’re all kinda self explanatory#but the aizawa one is a part of my mall series on ao3#and it’s gonna be about him catching you after letting shiggy hump you (creep)#and he basically tells you to let him fugg or else he’s gonna arrest you#yk like that p*rn series about being in the back rooms but instead it’s him in the security office lmfao#does that even make sense#idk whatever#and the dilf one is gonna be more sweet and very self indulgent since I wanna be a librarian soooo bad lol#I don’t even know when I’ll write these but I’m hoping it’s soon :)#—pick your poison 🍩
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Thinking about Slug in his dilf era
Because!
1. Dilf c:
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2. In seeing how his adopted kiddo's life is improving and how they're recovering from their time underground through therapy he finally realizes that he needs it too.
Conclusion,
Dilf Slug = Slug finally seeks therapy
#how many times does T say dilf in this post#i love him so my tramtized guy#splatoon oc#tko rambles#yes I'm making a tag for it now finally
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i can’t tell my friends this or they’ll judge me so i’m gonna tell y’all but my 54 year old professor is pretty hot
#i already know if i tell my friend#she’ll be like he’s got a head full of white hairs#and ykw i’m no coward#i’m living my dilf dream#he’s got a granddaughter SOBS does that make him a gilf#NOOOOO IVE JOINED THE GILF CLUB#wait that’s so sad 😭#i still stand by my previous statement tho he’s hot idc
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wait so if the first light happened in 2039 and cypher is canonically in his thirties (late thirties probably). that means.
that means cypher was born around 2010-2014.
#so anyways it’s completely normal for me to simp for him bc he’s not a dilf yet#he is like 12 rn tho so. ignore that#IF IM OLDER THAN CYPHER DOES THAT MEAN I CANT MAKE OLD MAN JOKES ANYMORE THIS ISNR FUNNY#cypher#valorant#valorant cypher#valorant lore#cyberowl
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💢💤🌱✂️🌈 for rami please >:]
oc asks!
💢 ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?
it's not necessarily a habit that he has but rami is a very calm man. a bit too calm in some cases maybe. he's not one to start panicking very quickly which is nice to have because he can keep his head clear in bad situations but it can be frustrating to deal with in the heat of the moment because some people could assume that he just doesn't care. which is not true because he cares a Lot all the time
he also tends to explain things in great detail all the time because he likes to be very clear about what he's talking about. doesn't handle misunderstandings well so he tries to prevent that, but some people might find that too much especially if they already know a lot of things about the topic in question
💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?
rami tends to go to sleep when he's actually feeling tired, so he generally falls asleep pretty easily once he commits to it. it Does however take him very long to get to that point because he's always very busy with a lot of things and the more active his brain is the smaller the chance he will get tired. he is a very busy man
having someone else there with him helps a LOT with going to bed because it's pretty easy to convince him if you mean a lot to him. he will still take a while to fall asleep that way but at least he will go to sleep a lot earlier than he would've otherwise done
🌱 SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?
rami's most vivid memory would be the time he got lost in a huge mall when he was still very young. he was terrified and an old lady stayed with him the whole time until he found his parents back. he doesn't remember much from what happened during those hours, but he does vividly remember how he felt; terrified at first, but then strangely at ease when the old lady showed up and kept him company. this memory is something he still holds on to very tightly, and it's part of his motivation to help out others in similar way :)
✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?
rami holds on to people very tightly most of the time. it takes him a lot of effort to actually let someone in (only a few people know him by name; if you know his name he considers you a VERY close friend) but once he's done that he will do anything and everything in his power to keep that person in his life
however, if someone ever hurts his daughters, it's over IMMEDIATELY. he will not tolerate any of that. you touch rami's daughters and you WILL suffer the consequences
🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?
rami had a relatively normal childhood so there's not a lot of advice he would have for his younger self, other than to not get so caught up in what other people thought of him. it was something he struggled with a lot in school and he bounced around between many different personalities and, well, masks basically, trying to find his place with other people and continuously failing at it
other advice would mostly just be cooking advice to be honest. rami is a good cook nowadays but he was so bad when he was younger. and it took him VERY long to get better at it. so to have that advice a little earlier would've helped him a lot
#asks#envergothash#ask:rami#oc asks#THANK UUU MWWAAH this man is SO special to me. the fact he works for vitali is also important to me because it makes so much sense#vitali has the same kind of calmth to him as rami does so their fixer / merc bond would be SO strong. very normal about it#everyone come get your dilf content
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