defying destiny with your bestie

Don’t you touch that dog.

"Tilly death do us part."

Tilly death do us part.

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The HOLD these two have had on my brain this whole season!! I put aside all my responsibilities to make this as soon as I possibly could because that finale has me vibrating with excitement 🤩🤩

I’m starting to think that all 14 members of the Double Life server share about three brain cells between them. They’re supposed to be splitting them equally, but most of the time Cleo, Scott, and Grian just have a whole one each. Grian forgets he has his most of the time though and he has a tendency to drop it and leave it on the ground for hours at a time.

They all lent a quarter of a brain cell to Tango during Session 3 so he could pull off the Warden delivery service. Scott keeps giving his to Cleo for her to hold onto like a beer whenever Pearl shows up so he can match her energy. Grian dropped his on Scott’s head during the fishing rod game so he had the strength to lift both Etho and Joel

Drawing soul bounded pairs (1/7)

🚦Scott and Pearl :D

Something something ranchers but they’re gardeners now and win the game by sending people toxic flowers and poisoning teas n stuff

slay in the most literal usage there is

Grian: It's not gay if I want to date Scar but as bros, right?

Mumbo: I’m not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Scott: I am an expert, that’s gay.

Would people like to see a 5+1 fic about Team Rancher gifting Scott poppies as a part of trying to court him?

I have a bunch of scenes in my brain right now for the concept.

Tilly Death Do Us Part

the girls, the gay[s], and martyn : the last yellow lifers

DLSMP in IKEA headcanons

Bdubs and Impulse: Domestic bliss. Walking around holding hands, looking at light fixtures and chic rugs for their Mid-Century Modern house.

Bigb: Vows to only buy some tealights- comes out with one million decorations for Box and multiple treats for everyone.

SmallEtho (Boat Boys): Playing hide and seek in the warehouse. Etho: 27, Joel: 0. The game ends when Joel tugs on the ceiling lights and causes a fire.

Grian and Scar: Dare each other to race to the end. Both end up immediately lost and are forced to sleep in the store. Are eventually found by Bigb, hungry and sleep deprived.

Martyn: Spouts terrible puns ('IKEA? I barely know her!') that causes Grian and Scar to run away and get lost.

Team Rancher: Jimmy gets trapped in the kids' playpen. Tango patiently waits outside with a rapidly melting ice-cream until the session's over.

Cleo and Scott (Divorce Duo): Chilling and gossiping in the cafe. They trapped Jimmy in the aforementioned playpen to create Tango rage.

Pearl: Is kicked out for trying to sneak dogs into the store.

Ren: Is one of the dogs.

"You came here and caused death. Whether you tried to not, there's something wicked within you."

Close-ups under the cut!

Scotts gonna punch her in the face and then realised he punched himself in the face too and then pearls just gonna laugh at him like her nose isn't bleeding bcuz she's unstable, she just like me fr

Literally everything about the Fishing Rod Incident is just peak sibling energy. Pearl doing something dangerous and joking about it to the others. Grian watching her and calling her dumb but instead of stopping her he just goes "oh but what if we made it even better". The two of them laughing it off because even though it's very possible that Pearl could die she hasn't so far so "iT mUsT bE sAfE". And as soon as they get in trouble Grian immediately turns on Pearl like, "oh it was all her fault, she coaxed me into it you should be mad at her not me", thinking that Joel and Etho aren't that mad at them and will most likely just burn her house down or kill her dog. But then they kill her and Grian's like "OH NO DAD AND DAD ARE ACTUALLY MAD ABORT ABORT ABORT RUN AWAY RUN FAR FAR AWAY".

Also Scott going "guys this is a bad idea, guys here are all the ways this could end horribly, guys if someone gets hurt you're gonna bring me down with you, guys cut it out or I'll tell on you" and then as soon as it all goes wrong he's just, "I TOLD YOU SO NOW DAD AND DAD ARE GONNA PUNISH ME TOO EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THIS IS WHY I DON'T SIT WITH YOU GUYS AT LUNCH".