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f1 + @screenshotsofdespair pt. 3
#dj khalid voice#anotha one#this might be my favourite one yet#again this is a joke#landorinas please don’t be upset at me#daniel ricciardo#lando norris#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#valterri bottas#charles leclerc#fernando alonso#toto wolff#scuderia ferrari#shitposting<3
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Autistic Headcanons: Snorpington “Snorpy” Fizzlebean (Bugsnax, 2020)
“I apologize for dragging you into this mess again. I would take care of this issue myself if I weren’t so spindly and reclusive.”
#bugsnax#snorpy fizzlebean#bugsnax snorpy#autistic headcanon#autism headcanon#actually autistic#actuallyautistic#🛠️.gif#[DJ Khalid voice] another one…#I didn’t realize how many more pointers of evidence I had with Snorpy than I did with Triffany#who do you think is winning the autism-off. vote on your phones now!
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#twin peaks#dale cooper#snoopy#twinpeaksedit#snoopyedit#dj khalid voice: anotha one#just two fellas having coffee#my edit
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Second Hetalia Variant Cover: Germany
#as I’m now calling them#DJ Khalid voice: another one#hetalia#aph#hws#aph germany#hws germany#aph prussia#hws prussia#look up Volkswagen Currywurst#do it trust me
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꯱ׁׅ֒ꪱׁׅtׁׅtׁׅꪱׁׅꪀׁׅᧁׁ ℘ꭈׁׅꫀׁׅܻtׁׅtׁׅᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮
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hi wanted to say i finally started trc 🥳🥳 on the dream thrives rn SO GOOD AHHHH forever thankful for succumbing to the influence of your trc posting…
WOOOOOOO SNAP SNAP
#dj khalid voice ANOTHER ONE 🗣#the way everyone is converting is making me sooooo happy this is so insane i hope u luv it 🥹 no pressure u dont have 2 lie 😭 but like its#my fav ya series of all TIME + i dont foresee anything beating it any time soon 🫣🫶 so this is v exciting 2 me#cant wait 2 hear ur thoughts when ur done/as u go!!!! 🥰😚#tharini tag#answered#trc
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❝ you don't get a lot of time off, do you? ❞ another checkup. she's worried about ren's liver, it seems. the most fatty thing about him. all the drinking, he imagines. the smoking doesn't help, but his lungs seem oddly fine. ❝ ... when you're not working, ❞ he prompts, lifting his shirt for her to press the cold stethoscope against his chest, ❝ what do you do? ❞ // * @piliyi !!
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another fuckin half-elf warlock!!!
#*dj khalid voice* another one#i didn't know who to romance shadowheart with and then i caved with him because they looked a lil cute together so#g.txt
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ohhhhh i Do have trauma surrounding Christmas!!!!!
#i saw a fucking Christmas meme and very very nearly burst into tears from some sort of deep seated grief#*dj khalid voice* another one#personal#im fine btw lmao just. wow that one caught me off guard!!#you never know when something is going to trigger some 20+ year old memory lmao#these trauma memories are old enough to drive. leave me alone oh my god
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#s 4, 9 & 31
4.) which cryptid do i believe in — moth man, and i hope they believe in me, too. (tbh i’m very pro-cryptid generally. melonheads are a big thing where i grew up and they’re absolutely real, lmao.)
9.) hot coffee or cold coffee - cold! iced!!! i have a weird fear of hot drinks, lol. i don’t wanna burn my lil tongue 🫠
31.) what type of music keeps me grounded — shoe gaze & general indie stuff. i want to feel peaceful and like i’m curled up inside a tin can like a lil mouse. does this make sense? no. but i feel it.
#jade speaks#moots#kie!#whenever i tag your name i think major key in dj khalid’s voice#goodsoop#ask game
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I like when I see another one of my old hs friends coming out because it’s like ,,, yeah ok this makes sense
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Eyes widening, air drawn in a sharp breath — she's quiet as arms wrap around her and pull her closer, tension lingering in stiff muscles before she let's out a barely-there sigh. Here is the consumption of a heart unloved : the shock unwinds itself slowly but she stands there, stunned, arms hanging limply at her sides at a loss of what to do. Their body is warm ; it spreads into her own cold self, lingering in pink cheeks and fluctuating heart. When they leave it will be cold again. How does one hold another ? What is she supposed to do ?
Has she ever been touched in such a gentle manner ? To remember draws up blanks, but her voice is soft when she at last speaks.
❝. . .What is this for ? ❞
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#thouuuught I was watching the last godforsaken after film tonight#dj khalid voice you played yourself#will I ever be free ?#😂😂😂
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[dj khalid voice] anotha one
#lps#littlest pet shop#lps art#lps fanart#littlest pet shop art#littlest pet shop fanart#toycore#kidcore#2000s#nostalgia
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My Rottmnt Separated Au!// Masterpost
(*Dj Khalid voice *: Another one ) (scroll to bottom for links to other posts)
This one’s called:
How I Met Our Brothers
And it’s an au of my own inspired by all the greats, like @daedelweiss @dianagj-art @trubblegumm @red-rover-au and more! (Seriously go follow their blogs)
Mainly by @trubblegumm and by the feral Leo from @cupcakeslushie , and you’ll soon why
With out further ado;
DRUMROLL PLEASE DUN DUNNUNUUUUHHHHH
(Also dont worry ab my chicken scratch I have it all written down lol)
(Click for better quality lol)
Since my writing’s shit (lol) here’s the transcript for what I wrote: the character descriptions first, then the pluses from top to bottom
Donatello Hamato:
Raised by Splinter/Hamato Yoshi/Lou Jitsu in the sewers under Brooklyn
Started looking for his bros after his dad told him about them
Met April when he was 9 (she was 11)
He met Leo when they were both 11
Baron Michelangelo:
(I hc that Baron is a title, not a name; like Lord or Lady, so Mikey inherited Draxum’s title)
He’s been training to be a mystic warrior since he was born
Muninn (the one with a larger body and the underbite) wanted him to be named Angel, Huginn (the one with a larger head and overbite) wanted him to be Michael, so they compromised with the perfect name (don’t tell Draxum they saw it in a human pamphlet )
Raised by Draxum alone until he was seven
At 7 y/o he met Raph and ever since both Big Mama and Baron Draxum have joint custody over them
BM and BD raise them like a divorced couple, they alternate houses weekly and they celebrate each holiday twice, (Big Mama and Draxum only come together for their b-days)
Besties with Raph and Cass, (met Cass when he was 10, she was 13)
Rapheal Jitsu :
Training to be a mystic warrior since he was 9
Big Mama named him what she and Splinter would have named their first son; (he proposed to her, you can’t tell me that they didn’t talk ab baby names)
Big Mama was not the only secretive one in the relationship, she didn’t know what Splinter’s real last name was, (and as a gang leader she doesn’t use her name anymore) so yes, Jitsu is Raph’s legal last name
Met Mikey when he was 9 y/o
BM and BD raise them like a divorced couple, they alternate houses weekly and they celebrate each holiday twice, (Big Mama and Draxum only come together for their b-days)
Besties with Mike and Cass, (met Cass when he was 12, she was 13)
??????? —> Leonardo Hamato:
He grew up in the sewers in Staten Island, the one who brought him there was *REDACTED*
Staten Island is full on awful people, so nobody took him in, and he learned to fear people
Donnie found him, and named him Leonardo and gave him his birthday, making him 11
Other Info:
+ because Leonardo was hella malnourished as a growing young lad, Donnie ended up being the 2nd tallest by the time of the movie
+Splinter became more proactive in Donnie’s life ever since he lost sight of the other three brothers and became more proactive in his training when he met April because he’s more paranoid than he is in the show
+Don didn’t really care for Leo (he was comfortable as an only child and Leo changed his routine), until Leo got deathly sick and nearly died
+Big Mama and Draxum (somewhat) reformed only b/c Mikey and Raph would cry and throw tantrums (they won the moral argument slay) when they would talk ab their plans and beliefs (Draxum loves his children more that he hates humanity, and Big Mama finally learned how to love with Raph)
+Mama truly loved Splinter, but was insecure about him loving her as a Yokai (she had trust issues) and b/c her morals are hella skewed, it seemed like a great idea to keep him the only way she knew how, by putting him in Battle Nexus (and she makes bank with him there! In her mind it seemed like a win-win)
(Note: Big Mama’s and Splinter’s relationship will solely be as exes, because it would be hella unhealthy for Splints to trust her after she betrayed it like it. (They both lied to eachother during their relationship in this au) Their relationship in my comics and fanfics in this au will solely be as estranged exes, they will not be getting back together)
If this post gets like, at least 30 notes then ill post a comic on how Leo and Donnie met! (Edit: oh wow. U guys did it)
Lists of HIMOB Posts:
Disaster twins post
Sunset duo post
HIMOB Donnie meets the Canon Mad Dogs // Bonus Comic
Donnie and the Stranger: Part 1 // Part 2
The name Rapheal: Part 1 // Part 2
The Caretaker: Part 1 // TBC . . .
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#rottmnt leo#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise season 3#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt separated au#another one#rise fanart#rise comic#rise fanfic#rise donnie#rise disaster twins#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt splinter#rottmnt comic#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt raphael#big mama#baron draxum#rise villains#seperated au#rottmnt au comic#my rottmnt au#rottmnt au#how I met our brothers
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🎙️: (DJ Khalid voice) Anotha’ one! U kno who it is:
The Himbo James: a Hotter Potter™️ Agenda
[ P.S. How flippin’ cute: Reg smiling like this @ James? (flippin’) Reg beaming w/ pride for making James happy w/ his dumb lil sparkler?? (cuh-cute) ]
#marauders era#marauders#regulus black#sirius black#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#james potter#jegulus#incorrect the good place quotes#sunseeker#starchaser
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