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DIABOLIK LOVERS ZERO Animate Tokuten Drama CD “A Vampire’s Late Night Snack Terror” [Reiji ver.]

Original title: 夜更かしヴァンパイアの食テロ飯 [レイジ編]

Source: Diabolik Lovers ZERO Vol. 8 Animate Tokuten CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Katsuyuki Konishi

Translator’s note: Honestly, Reiji deserves so much more respect than what he gets. Not only does this man get up early to get chores done because his other five brothers won’t do jack-shit, he even goes out of his way to do extra groceries and make a first-class breakfast for his girl. I feel like most of the other Diaboys could barely even toast a piece of bread without burning it lol.

*Cling cling*

You enter the kitchen.

“...Hm? What is the matter? It is still too early to be getting up.”

You ask him why he is up already.

“Unlike the other people at this home, I happen to have an extensive to-do list, so I must get started with all of my chores early, or else I will regret it afterwards. ーー More importantly, you mentioned something about not being able to sleep? If you are feeling unwell, I can get you some medicine.”

You explain.

“Do not tell me...You cannot sleep because of the hunger? How unfortunate...I cannot believe your stomach is growling despite getting three proper meals a day. You should know better.”

You apologize.

“Well, I shall forgive you this once. I suppose it is partially my responsibility as well for not looking after you better. ーー I suppose it cannot be helped. We still have time before we have to leave to school, so I shall make you an early breakfast.”

You seem excited.

“Yes. If you have any requests, go ahead. As you should be aware, I am quite confident in my own cooking abilities. No matter how complex or luxurious of a dish, I will prepare it to perfection. Well then, what is your order?”

You make your request.

“What did you...say just now?”

You repeat it.

“You are asking me to make...tamagogake-gohan, out of all things? You crack a raw egg (1) over the rice, add some soy sauce and you’re done. You want me to go out of my way to make something so simple?”

You ask him if he won’t make it.

“No, I never said that I will not make it. ...Very well! I shall show you what a real plate of eggs over rice looks like!”

*Thud*

“In which case, we must first gathered the necessary ingredients. There is no time to lose! I shall call the limousine at once. Off we go!”

You seem surprised.

“What are you doing!? Come on, make haste!”

*TIMESKIP*

*Clatter clatter*

*Rustle*

“It is truly a blessing that there are stores which are still open in the middle of the night.”

You offer to pay for the parking fee since he has his hands full with the groceries.

“That would be a big help. This is the money. Here you go.”

You ask Reiji what is inside the bags in his arms.

“Excuse me? Can you not tell? They’re bags of rice. There’s high-quality rice inside.”

You seem surprised.

“You came along not even realizing why we took the car? Haah...You truly need to do something about how slow-witted you are. One cannot cook without the right ingredients, so we shall we going around to gather all of the necessary things. ーー The very best ones available!

Tamagogake-gohan consists of a perfectly balanced combination of eggs, soy sauce and rice with each ingredient being brought to its full potential. We cannot afford skimping on any of them. ...I happen to be a regular at this store, you see. The rice sold at this store has been selected by a rice connoisseur of which only a few exist in this country, so it is of the highest quality!”

You tilt your head to the side.

“You do not even know what a ‘rice connoisseur’ is...? Take should be common knowledge. Make sure to do your research afterwards, understood? Anyway, we are headed for the chicken farm next. I know it is quite late, but I am sure I can arrange something by using my connections.”

You frown.

“Why the hesitation? We are talking about the eggs which are the main star of the dish! I will not make any compromises!”

*Rustle*

“No more dawdling! Let’s go!”

*TIMESKIP*

The two of you return home.

*Thud*

“...Haah. That ended up taking more time than I anticipated.”

You admit being glad that you’re finally done.

“What nonsense are you spouting? We finally gathered all necessary ingredients! If we’re ‘done’, why did we get these fresh ingredients in the first place? But we must make haste, or else the others will wake up.”

*Rustle*

“To the kitchen at once! We shall start cooking!”

The two of you go to the kitchen.

“We shall start by cooking the rice. I believe that I can skip over the instructions for this one.”

Reiji gets the rice cooker started.

*Beep*

“Next we must choose which bowl to serve it in.”

You ask if that is important.

“Why of course. A high class meal is not only defined by the food itself. One must choose a plate which will truly bring the dish to life.”

*Cling cling*

“Let me think...Usually I would go for something a little more ‘art nouveau’, but how about we use this bowl today? I am glad I decided to purchase this one for moments like this.”

You note that it is quite plain.

“What are you saying? A plain bowl is a fine piece of silverware as well! Just look at the gloss and pattern, simply marvelous!”

You raise one brow.

“Why are you giving me that look? I do understand that I might sound rather out-of-character right now, but look at it like this. I even went out of my way to buy a home-style takoyaki grill to hold a takoyaki party at home, so I must keep the name of the Sakamaki household high. ...More importantly, we should finish setting the table before the rice is done cooking. Well then, please lend me a hand.”

*TIMESKIP*

Reiji opens the rice cooker.

“It turned out rather nicely. The rice looks shiny and has the right amount of fluffiness to it. As to be expected of a dish made with a product from a true rice connoisseur!”

You point out that his glasses have fogged up.

“Do not worry about my glasses being fogged up. It is only natural for this to happen when exposed to hot steam.”

*Cling cling*

“More importantly...Let us get started! ...Allow me to show you my skills! ーー I shall start by scooping the fluffy rice into the bowl. Rather than filling it to the brim, I will serve a moderate portion. This is the most elegant way to serve it. Then on top I will sprinkle some cod roe, dried seaweed and yuzu salt. ...It would be rather boring to stick to the basic recipe, no? This is my personal interpretation of the dish, do not worry. I can assure that it will taste sublime.”

He cracks an egg.

“Well then, last but not least we crack in a fresh, raw egg and pour some of this special soy sauce on top. ーー It is done. This is the Sakamaki household’s version of tamagogake-gohan!”

*Thud*

“Well then, here you go. Please dig in while it is hot.”

You take a bite.

“How is it?”

You tell him that it’s delicious.

“Why of course. It is a dish which was carefully crafted to bring out all of the aromas, flavors and textures to their fullest after all. The rich eggs and the deep flavor of the soy sauce go perfectly with the fluffy rice. However, right when you think that it might be a little blend and one-toned, the cod roe, seaweed and yuzu salt kick to add a new flavor profile so you never get tired of eating it.

This is how tamagogake-gohan should be. Do you comprehend?”

You nod.

“Pleasing your palate is child’s play. ...Well then, usually I would go wake up the others around this hour, but I suppose we can postpone it a little for today.”

You ask Reiji if he will have breakfast as well.

“Yes, I figured this was a fine opportunity for me to enjoy a meal alongside you. You could say this is my award for all the hard work I put in. You do not mind, do you?”

He joins you at the table.

“Usually there is always someone making a fuss. I rarely ever get the chance to enjoy a meal in peace. In that regard, perhaps I should be grateful to you. However, make sure to warn me before you get peckish, okay?”

You nod.

“Very well. Let us dig in then.”

*Cling*

“...Mm. I suppose having a meal together with just the two of us like this is quite enjoyable every now and then.”

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Raw eggs are commonly consumed in Japan since the country has no history of salmonella being found in eggs. By cracking the egg on top of steaming-hot rice and instantly mixing it together, the heat from the rice will also slightly cook the egg, so it’s not 100% raw when you eat it. Still, the consistency of the dish is quite ‘goopy’ - for lack of a better word - so I understand why a lot of people (myself included) would not find it very appetizing. :p

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the-precious-sugar-chan · 2 years

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Diabolik Lovers ZERO Floor 7. Mini drama

Vampire’s late night snack.

Voice Actor: Tomoaki Maeno Character: Kino Audio: [ Here ] Duration: 12:09

Note: I haven’t seen any translation of this tokuten (though if there’s any, I’m sorry! I couldn’t find it OTL) So I decided to make my own– It’s a cute scenario about teaching Kino how to cook ♥ Enjoy!

✩. ·͙ *̩̩͙ ˚̩̥̩̥ *̩̩̥͙ 　✩　*̩̩̥͙ ˚̩̥̩̥ *̩̩͙ ‧͙ . . ·͙ *̩̩͙ ˚̩̥̩̥ *̩̩̥͙ 　✩　*̩̩̥͙ ˚̩̥̩̥ *̩̩͙ ‧͙ . ✩

[00:01]

You’re reading when Kino furiously opens the door and comes in.

Kino: Seriously, I can’t believe it!

The door closes.

Kino: What does he mean, “You can’t, Kino”!? What does he think I am!?

You ask what happened.

Kino: It doesn’t matter what happened! I just offered myself to cook too this time. And what do you think Yuuri told me!? He said that I can’t cook! But I know how to cook! I just don’t do it often.

You ask if they argued.

Kino: We didn’t argue… Well, it’s normal, I never enter the kitchen because Yuuri usually does everything. But he doesn't have to refuse like that! [He scratches the back of his head] Ahh, it pisses me off…! I have to prove him wrong, somehow.

[01:05]

Kino: Right… You’re quite skilled in cooking, aren’t you?

You already know what he’s thinking.

Kino: Yes, that’s right. Teach me how to cook.

You hesitate.

Kino: … Are you going to say that I can’t, as well?

You try to tell him that it’s already late.

Kino: It doesn’t matter how late at night it is, does it?. Besides, I’m a vampire, if anything this is the time when I eat.

You are about to say something else.

Kino: A~ahhh… You're hurting me. Now you have to do something to ease this pain. [He steps closer] So? Where do you want me to sink my fangs in? Maybe you want it to hurt a lot, so I won’t hold back at all to suck your blood.

You try to dialogue.

Kino: I won’t wait. So, where do you want me to suck your blood from…? Ah, maybe your ear is a good spot. It’s a sensitive spot, it will be very painful for sure…

You beg him not to.

Kino: Then… You will teach me, right? I don’t care what dish it is.

You finally agree to teach him.

Kino: Yes, yes… You should’ve said that from the start. [He moves away] Then let’s go to the kitchen. By the way, make sure it’s something I can make and that looks fancy too.

[02:50]

–later ; in the kitchen–

Kino: … You took out all these random ingredients... Some weird veggies and… cheese? So, what are we making with this?

You won’t tell him just yet.

Kino: You’ll tell me when we’re done? Well, that’s fine. Just this once I will follow your orders. So, what do we do first?

You give him something.

Kino: What is… this…? … Eh!? A lotus root? This is how it looks?

You cut a slice.

Kino: Ah, you’re right. It looks more like a lotus root after you cut it. I just have to chop it into slices, right?

You correct him.

Kino: Eeeeh…? These orders are getting annoying. Yeah, yeah. I will cut thin slices.

You give him another instruction.

Kino: 100 grams!? How am I supposed to know how much 100 grams of lotus root is!? Can you stop making your orders so hard?

He reluctantly grabs a knife.

Kino: I’ll just do what I can. [He starts chopping it, then shows you] Like this?

You tell him it’s good.

Kino: I guess. Naturally, I know how to use a knife. So? What’s next?

You turn the stove on.

Kino: Ah, you’re boiling this? ... The oil is making a good sound. Can I throw in the lotus root now?

You tell him how.

Kino: Again with your weird requests… I get it. I have to place them flat and cook them from both sides, right?

Kino cooks for a while.

[5:07]

Kino: Yes, they look good! They are cooked and they smell pretty nice. What do we do next?

You give him something else.

Kino: … Are these leftovers? Is it okay to put these? Alright, then I’ll put the small pieces of bacon… also the tomato ones… and some green pepper slices… Mm! It looks very colorful! As expected of me. Since we’re doing this well, let's add konpeito too. I like them! [He takes some out of the jar] See? They are shiny and pretty, and I like their star shape. Let’s add these in!

You stop him.

Kino: Eeeeeh? Stingy. Fine. So? What now?

You bring something else.

Kino: Oh? That’s melting cheese… Ehhh? If we put that in, all the colors will disappear… Ah, right, we have to cut it into small pieces first. Let’s add the cheese, then… It’s melting, it’s melting! Ah~ It already looks delicious!

You tell him to put the lid on.

Kino: Yeees. I’ll cover this then. [He covers the food with the lid] So now we just have to wait, right? We already had dinner and I’m getting hungry again. Well, I’m a vampire so it doesn’t matter whether I eat or not. But I can’t wait until it gets done…

[7:04]

–later–

He takes the lid off.

Kino: Woah~! It looks very tasty! The smell is already telling, it’s going to be delicious. … Is it done?

You nod and give him a plate.

Kino: Yay! It’s finally done! An easy-to-make lotus root Pizza!

You realize he found out on his own.

Kino: I can tell that it’s a pizza, though it’s the first time I see lotus root slices used at the bottom like this. Hey, let’s taste it before showing it to Yuuri! Now that it’s done it’s hard for me to wait any longer…

You agree.

Kino: Fu~, then, thank you for the meal!

Kino takes a bite.

Kino: Huff, huff. Mm!! What’s this!? No way… This is too good!

You ask him if he likes it.

Kino: Yeah! A lot! It’s crunchy thanks to the lotus root, and even though they are thin slices it gives such an intense smell. It’s like veggie chips? I like how the melted cheese balances everything too. It’s best to eat it while it’s still hot! It’s so cool, it looks like a cheese fondue with small veggie pieces all over it! Also, the lotus root is full of bacon flavor! The oil from the meat makes all the flavors spread in your mouth…! [He takes another bite] Mmm!! So tasty~~!!

You’re glad he likes it.

Kino: Mhm. As expected, you chose the best recipe. It’s both tasty and easy to make, just what I wanted!

[8:58]

You bring something else to the table.

Kino: Eh? Is that… jello? … Ah! It has konpeito inside! Uwah~ So beautiful… It’s like the stars are shining…

You ask if he likes it.

Kino: Of course I do! I was wondering earlier what you were making, so this is it… You actually listened to my request. You are very nice, after all. Just like a good wife.

You blush.

Kino: Why are you turning so red now? I wouldn't mind making you my wife right this instant. Hahaha! What's so shocking about it? I can’t get enough of watching your reactions… Anyway! We can talk about that another time. Yuuri will be surprised when he sees this table, I'm sure.

[10:02]

You ask if he’s not angry anymore.

Kino: Hm? Well, I wanted to do this because what Yuuri said annoyed me at first… but there’s another reason why I wanted to cook. I thought I should be a little more independent now… I stopped caring about who’s the master and who’s the servant, you know? I don’t want Yuuri to cook for me forever, so I need to learn.

You giggle.

Kino: Why are you smiling so much? Disgusting. Are you making fun of me?

You shake your head.

Kino: I wonder about that. This is the punishment you get for bothering me. [He grabs some food on his fork] Here. Say “aaah”.

You hesitate.

Kino: You can’t say you don’t want to eat. Open your mouth.

You obey.

Kino: Fufu~ You did it. Here you go, aaaah~ [He feeds you] Isn’t it delicious? That’s because I made it, so make sure to enjoy a~ll of it.

You tell him it’s delicious.

Kino: Right? Now I want to eat too, feed me. Aaaah~ [He eats] Mmm~~ Tasty! If we continue we’ll eat it all… well, whatever. There are some ingredients left so I can make another one. I want to eat my first homemade meal with you… okay?

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bitacoradeunadialover · 1 year

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Carla Tsukinami chibi megapost 1 / 2

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adiabolikpastel · 2 years

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Was no one gonna talk about these!?!

Source: Instagram

#Diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers zero #new merch

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emotionalsupportemoboys · 1 year

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Love me like my demons do

I think I have a type.

A little unhinged with a thirst for vengeance.

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romanticvampiric · 6 months

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I genuinely don't understand why some DL fans fight so much over who knows more or who is a bigger fan❔Someone just threw trash at me just because I haven't read any routes other than Ayato, Azusa and Yuma (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) and honestly, I just want to enjoy my silly fav characters without worries 💔 I don't know why that person got so intense...

#(This was on Twitter/X)#(Zero surprises)#diabolik lovers #diaboliklovers #admin

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mermaid--bride · 6 months

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"No, I won't let you go like this Nothing is gonna work without you here But something tells me my world will fall into pieces

Now the world leaves me defenseless Everyone looks at me but no one really sees No one sees I'm alone, now I gotta forget You gave me much more than words When everything was no more than illusions I never thanked you for always being like that

I know nothing is gonna change But I have so much to say About you, about me, about us Try listening to me now

For the last time, for the last time, I want you to promise All of your destiny is mine And my destiny is yours"

Translation by me (Pela última vez by NXZero)

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romantickiller111 · 1 year

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Hi Guys, I just finished watch Vampire Knight and have mixed feeling about the series. Firstly I thought Dance with Devils, Sweet Bite Mark and Diabolik Lovers seem a lot better than Vampire Knight. Vampire Knight seems bittersweet and a little sad. And I dislike the heroine Yuki falling for the vampire Kaname and she never once thought how this might affected Zero her adopted brother and half vampire.

At the begin Yuki has no memories before she got adopted by an old vampire hunter/head master of Cross Academy. She has no memories of her parents or her life.

Then in season 2 we discover she is the unknown daughter and Princess Yuki Kuran and is Kaname sister and future fiancé. I felt sorry for her for having all this pressure to deal with and through the book series she needs to be the one protected from evil vampires. Forgetting her old life being a Guardian/Prefect to the academy.

And how does she learn her past is getting bitten by Kaname. After this she and Kaname leave the academy for good. As I said the story sound both tragic and sad and I would have prefer something different. But what can you do, we can’t change the past.

#Diabolik Lovers #Dance with Devils #Sweet Bite Mark #Vampire Knight #Anime #Manga #Yuki #Kaname #Zero #Romance #Gothic #Vampires #Love

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tamibae · 2 years

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Happy Boifriends' Day ^^ 3x3 of the men I simp for~

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faeiapalette · 1 year

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It's 24/4 in jp!!!!!!!! Happy birthday Rookie Mookamee!!!!!! Time to share my omakase cms from beloved Rainy-chan.

⚠️This is a personal commission of mine. Do not use nor repost on any other social media! Saving is okay. Credit is on the picture.

#mukami ruki #ruki mukami #diabolik lovers #My heart went /oof/ the moment i saw Zero's chara designs #😌😩 Everyone was drop-dead stunning!!!#Will never move on from Zero. Ever. Period.#Time to hibernate #Zzzzzzzz(ero)#Ruki's birthday 2023

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dialovers-translations · 9 months

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DIABOLIK LOVERS ZERO Animate Tokuten Drama CD “A Vampire’s Late Night Snack Terror” [Laito ver.]

Original title: 夜更かしヴァンパイアの食テロ飯 [ライト編]

Source: Diabolik Lovers ZERO Vol. 11 Animate Tokuten CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Hirakawa Daisuke

Translator’s note: I honestly always thought that Laito would be an absolute disaster in the kitchen, but he actually did a decent job serving as the MC’s assistant and making the dish. Sure, he will throw in a lot of inappropriate comments, but nothing was set on fire which is a huge achievement in my opinion, lol. I guess Laito really is the kind of guy who would be good at anything which requires fine motor skills. ...He trains his fingers on a regular basis after all. <u< *cough cough*

Laito enters your room and creeps up to you.

*Thud*

*Sniff*

“...Aah~ The lovely smell of my girl fresh out of the shower.”

*Rustle*

“Oh come on, Bitch-chan. No need to be so surprised. It’s your beloved Laito-kun~”

You ask him what he’s doing here.

“Oh come on, you know very well why I’m here but you want to hear it from my mind? The only reason I’d sneak into your room at night would be to assault you in your sleep, no? I want to completely satisfy myself with your blood tonight. ...Well then, let me take off your clothes, okay~?”

You protest.

*Rustle rustle*

“I know that you’ve been suffering from anemia, so I’ll only have a couple of sips, okay?”

*Rustle rustle*

“Hmー You’re being really defiant today, aren’t you? I guess I’ll reconsider but I can’t just go back empty-handed either...You have to do something to still my hunger, or else I’ll tie you up and suck your blood by force anyway. ーーOh! Could that have been your objective all along? Geez, you should have just said so then~ I even anticipated for this kind of outcome and brought a rope with me!”

You shake your head.

“Why? Because I could see the situation developing in that sort of way? I’m always fully prepared to adjust all of your needs or wishes! ーー Right! Perhaps I should just tie myself up as well while I’m at it? Just imagine the two of just lying next to each other, our limbs intertwined...Aah~ I just tried to imagine it and it doesn’t sound half bad~”

You flinch.

“Well then...Shall we have some fun together, Bitch-chan~?”

*Rustle rustle*

You rush to the door and make a run for it.

“Ah! Bitch-chan!? Where are you going...!? Hey...!”

*TIMESKIP*

*Cling cling*

“Ahーah~ I guess this is what we’re going to do in the end, huh? I would have rather sucked your blood or gotten a little naughty together...”

*Cling*

“Oh well. I guess I’ll let you off the hook this time since I’ll get to enjoy your home-cooking. ーー So, what are you making?”

You explain.

“Heeh...Omurice (1), huh? Nice. You’ll draw a heart on top with ketchup, won’t you? Ah! Or maybe I should ask you to write ‘I love you, Laito-kun’, using your blood?”

You shake your head.

“Eh? No? I’m sure your thick, rich blood would season the dish to perfection though! ...Oh well, fine. I’ll let you do as you please this time. So, what should I do?”

You seem surprised at his willingness to help out.

“Hm? Of course I’ll help out! It’d be fun, kind of like we’re roleplaying as newlyweds! ー Ah! You can wear a frilly apron if you’d like!”

You shake your head.

“Geez. You’ve been so cold to me this whole time. I thought this would work fine as our first collaboration.”

*Cling*

*Chop chop chop*

“Oh? You’re starting already? ...Are you upset or something?”

*Chop chop chop*

“Hmー Fine, I guess it’s just my imagination then. You’re starting ty finely chopping up some onion and chicken breast, right? You can really tell you’re used to cooking.”

You tell him to start moving his hands as well.

“Yeah, yeah. I won’t just watch but get started on some of the preparations, okay?”

Laito grabs a frying pan.

“I’ll put the frying pan on the stove with a chunk of butter, then start melting it. ...Aah~ It’s starting to smell nice. Say? Don’t you think there’s something erotic about butter melting?”

You disagree with him.

“Eeh~? Don’t you think you’re a little stubborn today? You won’t play along with me at all.”

*Cling cling*

“Oh...Ah...I have to stir-fry all of the ingredients you just cut up, right? Roger~ I’ll put them in the pan just like you told me to.”

Laito adds the ingredients for the fried rice.

“Like this? What do we do afterwards?”

*Cling cling*

“You’re seasoning the whole thing already? Salt and pepper...and you’re adding ketchup as well? Fufu~ I love the color of ketchup. I kind of want to try putting it on you instead of my food and lap it up like that~”

You tell him off.

“Gosh...You really are strict today. Nfu~ Although I welcome that kind of ‘dominatrix’ (2) attitude with open arms~ If you’re going to scold me, I’d like of like it if you could also look down on me from abo...Aah...B-Bitch-chan? Giving me the cold shoulder hurts my poor little heart, you know?”

You continue to ignore him.

“Hello? Earth to Bitch-chan! ...Haah...Fine! I’ll stop saying things that’ll distract you from cooking! ...It’s just so boring when you won’t give me any attention. ...Hey, Bitch-chan! Cheer up, please!”

*Rustle rustle*

“I’m happy that you’re going out of your way to make this for me! I genuinely feel that way! So let’s have fun cooking, okay?”

You nod.

“You’ll forgive me? Nfu~ Thank you! I love how you’re so easy to win over~”

You get upset again.

“Hm~? Oh, you must be hearing things! I never called you ‘easy’ or anything! ...Well then, I’ll add in the seasonings and stir the whole thing around, okay? What else should I do?”

*Cling cling*

*Pshhh*

“Ah, you’re adding in the rice now, I see? ...Mmh~ Quick and easy chicken rice!”

*Rustle*

“There we go, that should do for the inside part. Ahー I’ll transfer it into a bowl, okay? ...Which means it’s finally time to get started on the eggs, right?”

You nod and start cracking eggs before mixing them.

“Huh? You’re adding in a splash of milk with the eggs as well?”

You nod.

“Heeh...I learnt something new today. Eh? You don’t mind if do it? I suppose I’ll give it a shot as long as you give me some instructions!”

He turns on the stove again.

“First you pour the mixture into the pan, then carefully stir it up...”

*Thud thud*

“I have to turn off the stove as soon as it’s cooked halfway through, right? Hmー I guess that would be about now?”

*Thud*

“Next I put the chicken rice from earlier in the middle. ...There. Now I have to fold over the egg but isn’t that surprisingly difficult?”

You cheer him on.

“...’Good luck’, you say!? ...You turn into a horrible sadist at times, don’t you? Oh well, I’ll just think of this as part of the roleplay and enjoy it either way~”

Laito flips the egg so it’s all around the rice.

“...There we go! Mmh! It turned out nicely!”

You seem impressed.

“What’s wrong? Your eyes are nearly popping out of your head! Did you think I’d mess up, perhaps? Fufu~ Too bad~ I’ve got great fine motor skills.”

*Cling*

“There you go, I put it onto a plate for you. I think I’ll leave the finishing touches to you. ...Here, the bottle of ketchup!”

*Thud*

“You can write whatever you want! Whether it’s your feelings of love for me, or something you can’t bring yourself to say out loud otherwise. Your pick!”

You start decorating the top with ketchup.

“Oh? Just a regular heart? Oh well, that’s cute too, so I suppose I’ll take it. Well then, it’s done!”

*Dun dun dun*

“A gooey omurice filled with love!”

*Clap clap clap*

“It was fun making it together, wasn’t it? Made me feel like a newly wed couple. I would have loved to cover you in ketchup and gobble you up instead but...”

You puff out your cheeks.

“Oh come on, I’m just joking! Don’t glare at me like that! ...More importantly, let’s eat it while it’s hot! Come on, feed me! Aahn~”

You seem hesitant.

“You can do this much, right? Here. Aahn~”

*Cling*

“Aahn ...Mmh...Delicious! The half-boiled eggs really melt in your mouth! The chicken rice isn’t too strong in flavor either, which makes it easy to eat. ...No need to be so modest, it really does taste great! I’m sure you could serve this at a restaurant! Honestly, I feel bad getting this free. Ah, right! Should I pay you in some kind of way? I’ll do whatever you wish! As long as you beg for it, absolutely anything!”

You tell him it’s fine.

“Oh come on, there you go again~ I’m sure my greedy Bitch-chan has at least one or two things she wants, no? Come on, try asking me to eat you instead with that cute voice of yours!”

You shake your head.

“Look at you acting all pure and innocent again. ...Ah! Could it be that you’ve been acting cold to me the whole time on purpose? ...Geez, you little cutie~!”

You sigh.

“Hm...~ Let me think, if you can’t bring yourself to say it, perhaps I should take the initiative instead? To reward you for making me such a delicious meal. Say, I can order dessert as well, right?”

You tell him that there’s no time to make one.

“Oh geez! You know exactly what I mean! You won’t need to prepare anything for it. There’s a sweet treat right in front of my eyes already after all~”

*Rustle*

He wraps his arms around you.

“Please let me indulge in you fully once I’ve finished my plate~? I promise that I’ll make you feel heavenly to reward you for your efforts~”

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Omurice is a very popular and fairly easy Japanese dish consisting of fried rice (usually made with white rice, chicken, peas, onion and ketchup) which is then topped with an omelette. Some versions will cut the egg open and pour demi-glace sauce on top, but the top of also commonly decorated with more ketchup.

(2) He calls it ‘queenly’ attitude in Japanese.

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xxblood-yxx · 1 year

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• Shin vs Shin Zero

( it's been a long time but finally done ! <3 )

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tetsunabouquet · 6 months

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TETSUNA'S KINKTOBER SPECIALE IS ENDING SOON!

List of all the losers from my Kinktober Fanart rounds! Remember the rules: You can request one of these, attached with the date of your birthday so I can gift it to you! You can even ask for the commission anonymously in my ask box. Closing date is November 8! -As someone born on the 24th of December, whilst suffering from the infamous birthday complex (fellow XMAS babies know what I'm referring to) I do ironically make a good secret santa and am better at that then Halloween stuff. *Kit Herondale X Ty Blackthorn as Sherlock Holmes & Watson *Jeanne Tao X Ren Tao as Leigong & Dianmu *Rima Toya X Senri Shiki as Chucky & Tiffany *Teppei Kiyoshi X Riko Aida as Hercules & Megara *Anna Kyoyama X Yoh Asakura as the representation of day & night *Juri Kuran X Kaien Cross as a magical girl & wizard *Isabelle Lightwood X Simon Lewis Lovelace as a princess and Lord Montgomery *Black Heart (Noire) X Purple Heart (Neptune) as Marceline & Princess Bubblegum *Maria Kurenai X Ichiru Kiryu as two angels *Sophie Lightwood X Gideon Lightwood as Cinderella and the Prince *Haruka Nanase X Makoto Tachibana as genderbent Ariel (mermaid form) and the Prince *Iris Heart (Plutia) as a demon queen *Juri Kuran as the Grim Reaper *Livvy Blackthorn as a zombie *Vert as a princess *Satsuki Momoi as a fairy *Jeanne Tao as a queen from ancient Europe *Adult Neptune's CPU form *Riko Aida in a puppy themed outfit *Tamao Tamamura as a goddess (inspired by her cloud) *Sophie Lightwood as Andromeda (Greek Mythology) *Maria Kurenai as an angel *Ash Morgenstern as Cupid *Zero Kiryu as a huntsman *Makoto Tachibana as a firefighter *Ichiru Kiryu as a necromancer *Daiki Aomine as a werewolf *Albert Wahlander as a human-whale hybrid *Midorima Shintaro as a fortune teller *Jem Carstairs in a classical Chinese setting *Simon Lewis-Lovelace-Lightwood as Lord Montgomery *Ren Tao as a thundergod *Carla Tsukinami as a human-dragon hybrid *Ruka Souen as Belle from Beauty and the Beast *Purple Heart (Neptune) as Ursula *Alexandra Garcia as a witch scholar *Green Heart (Vert) as a fairy *Shizuka Hio as a nine tailed fox *Isabelle Lightwood as a medieval princess *Black Heart (Noire) as a magical girl *Catarina Loss as an alien *Rima Toya as a zombie bride *Masako Araki as a female huntsman *Lily Chen in a burlesque themed outfit *James Herondale as a faun (goat-human hybrid) *Lyserg Diethel as a fairy *Jonathan/Sebastian Morgenstern as a devil *Haruka Nanase as a male mermaid *Senri Shiki as male Red Riding Hood *Ruki Mukami as a medieval fantasy bounty hunter *Ryota Kise as a wizard *Subaru Sakamaki as a mummy *Akatsuki Kain as a phoenix *Kiyoshi Teppei as a ninja turtle *Sousuke Yamazaki as Poseidon

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drawingangel666 · 2 years

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Fandoms you can request for (18/11/2022)

This is just a post that I want you guys to see, if you want to request anything from any of the next fandoms, feel free to request. I do (x reader) stories, but if you want a ship to be made, you can ask for it.

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In any fandom that the characters are minors, for more ´mature` content I will age them up. (Example: Monster high)

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I’ll keep updating it every now and then.

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Tokyo Revengers

Supernatural

Labyrtinth (Jim Henson's movie)

Until Dawn

Detroit Become Human

Diabolik Lovers

The Office (US)

Cobra Kai

Monster high

Horizon Zero Dawn

Fairy Tail

Encanto

Karate Kid (1984)

Fnaf (any game [not minor characters for any kind of story that includes either smut or romantic scenes])

Big Time Rush (TV series and the group)

Futurama

Lord of the rings

The Outsiders

The breakfast club

The legend of Vox Machina

IT (2017)

TMNT: 2012 and 2014-2016

Harry Potter

The Chronicles of Narnia

Stranger things (maybe)

Akatsuki no yona (Yona Princess of the Dawn)

Hotel Transylvania

Fear street

BNHA

Free Iwatobi Swim Club

The rise of the guardians

Chilling adventures of Sabrina

Yandere simulator

What we do in the shadows (TV series)

Mystic Messenger

Regular show

Ikemen Vampire

Community

Backstreet boys

Disenchantment

Actors or celebrities (it depends on who, but I can do it)

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Any other fandom out of this ones can be asked, but these ones are the ones I control so if I don’t write something right about a fandom I don’t know anything about I am sorry.

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The rules for requesting are nonexistent, I let you ask for whatever is on your mind regardless of the gender of the reader, the ship you ask for or if there is smut or not

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