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iamreallyawkwardsblog · 14 days

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So I was travelling back to hostel and was sitting beside this girl. 3 hours into the journey I had my earphones on and she turned towards me with a maaza in her hands.

I thought she was offering me her drink or a sip out of courtesy. So I nodded my head no telling her I don't want to drink it.

But she she kept pushing it towards me and said something. So I removed my earphones and she said "please ise khol dena "

She wasn't offering me her drink y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

She was asking me to OPEN IT💀👍

I was red with embarrassment somehow opened it for her

I still want to dig a hole and crawl into it.

Baithe bithae bezzati ho gayi bhai!

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mastmalangs-blog · 4 months

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#desi household #desi dads #desi writers #desi jokes #desi memes #desi kahani

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kadwarasgullaa · 5 days

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Kaash sperm race me haar jati to Aaj ye sab dukh wukh nahi jhelna padhta 💔

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saanjh16 · 27 days

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In English, people say

"I want to see her again. I miss her."

But in urdu kaifi khalil said,

"Deewana hua, mastana hua,

Teri chahat me kitna fasana hua,

Tere aane ki khushboo, tere jane ka manzar

Tujhe milna padega ab zamana hua"

#urdu literature #urdu poetry #urdu lines #hindi shayari #urdu #urdu shayari #desi kahani #desi people #desi posts #love

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teddys-draft · 2 months

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Me: “aj khane mein kya hain biwi ji”

Her: “kuch nahi! Ap batao kya khana hain”

Me: “waise to jyada kuch nahi bas tum”

Her: “shararti hone lage hein ap!” *blushes*

Me: “jaisa bhi hoon apka hoon!”

Her: “woh to hain! Waise kitchen ya couch” *laughing*

Me: “kitchen! But pehle aloo ke parathe banado sath mein khate hain”

Her: “and muje?” *

Me: “baari apki bhi ayegi! Shanti aur utsukta banaye rakhiye biwi ji” *smiling*

Her: “jaisa aap theek samjhe patidev! Parathe bana deti hoon pehle”

Me: “haan banao main yahi hoon”

#desi #desiblr #desi tumblr #desi kahani #desi romance #desi smut #smut #desi core #desi love #desi couple #perfect wife

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shyam-kariya · 5 months

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Tumhare pairo mein payal bandhana is my love language<<3

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sarcgasmic-ass-sass-in · 3 months

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Most men are 🇨🇳 flags.

So red that they get a five star rating.

Most desi men are 🇵🇰 flags.

Red flags moonlighting as a green flag with empty promises of chaand and taare.

#desi #desi aesthetic #desi blog #desi dark academia #desi tumblr #desi rant #desi girl #desi kahani #desi shit posting #desi stuff #desi tag #desi things

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meanslackofart · 3 months

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questions like this just make me wanna reply "not meet"

#meanslackofart #hinge #hinge dating app #desi tumblr #desi dark academia #desi tag #desiblr #desi dukh #desi humor #desi kahani #desi indian #desi rant #desi thoughts #desi

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chaand-sitara · 2 months

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A girl named Sitara, moved to a remote town, looking for peace with a mysterious little baby girl whose name was Ahilya, there, one man named Raunak Sahab took 'pity' on Sitara and let her stay.

Over the course, Raunak Sahabh was always skeptical towards Sitara, her sudden appearance from a buzzing city to a remote town, the baby and her overall 'damsel in distress' act which everyone bought but not him.

Sitara had told people how her parents had disowned her after she had became pregnant with Ahilya, the town people ate the story up and took care of her, the thing was, the little town had extremely less elidgle female women to get married to, as almost all were married off.

So people were trying to set Sitara with their sons, Sitara knew this and took this as her advantage, then an old woman named aga bai, or who was a trans woman called agastya, was caring towards Sitara because how pretty she was.

Sitara never let Ahilya get out of her sight, suddenly few men started disappearing from the town, in the course of eight weeks, or roughly around 2 and half months, there were 5 dead bodies found.

Everyone was concerned as to who was doing this, but Raunak Sahab knew it was Sitara, her random absences, constant need to take a rest when visible and signs of struggle on her arm.

One day Raunak Sahab brought the police to show Sitara was the one behind it, having proof as she had said to herself one day that she had written the whole plan in a diary and Raunak Sahab had heard her. The police couldn't find anything, but before they could leave, Aga bai shouted from behind, exclaiming that they should check Raunak Sahab's hut too!

As he had blamed an innocent young girl, making everyone slowly agree to Aga bai, the police did so, much to Raunak Sahab's dismay, and found a diary, filled with his finger prints, it was his old diary on which he tried to start a journal on but couldn't do so.

In the diary, they found all the plans regarding all the 5 dead bodies and a new one about how Sitara would be killed off, as she was being a hurdle.

The police immediately arrested Raunak Sahab, and he was brought to the station, this case interested the CBI sub head Atul Deshpande, who was a serious, clever and witty officer.

He interviewed Raunak, in which he stated how Sitara was extremely suspicious from the start, and he never murdered anyone, Atul also suspected Sitara and asked her to be brought to the CBI office.

Sitara knew she was maybe in trouble, shlo she had all her stuff packed, and took Ahilya with her to the office.

Atul then brutally interrogated Sitara, but she had a calm face throughout the whole time, he unwillingly had to let go of her, as she was leaving, she saw from behind the people of the office were running after her.

She also then quickly sprinted, running down, skipping stairs and jumping from one stair case to another, this caught the eye of one of the most skilled young CBI officers, Neelkanth Vaikunth, or as he liked to be called, Neel.

Atul saw Neel downstairs and told him to run after the girl, Sitara had left her bag and grabbed Ahilya and sprinted off into the forest.

She was too quick and Neel wasn't able to catch her. They took her bag to examine the fingerprints, but her profile wasn't visible, at all, as If Sitara was a dead woman.

Sitara had placed Ahilya in a safe place, with someone she trusted. And went to go to a bathhouse, which was actually near the office, but not too near, but Sitara knew that they won't search for her near the place she ran from

After the bath, she came out wrapped in towel and gasped when she saw Neel there, but calmed down when he got flustered and left, she then realised Neel didn't knew how she looked like.

She came in her clothes to see Neel with his CBI officers, who were their friends and one of them was his girlfriend as she was clinging onto him.

Neel then saw Sitara coming out and apologised for what he had done, thinking it was his girlfriend, Isha, who had told him to come in after she had been dressed but he had went to the room next to hers.

Sitara forgave him and smiled, Neel unknowingly stared at her smile but then then snapped out of the trance when his friend cleared his throat and he realised the girl wasn't there anymore.

Just after a while they had gotten a message from Atul saying they found Sitara, they went inside the interrogation room, to wait for Atul to bring the girl in as he had said.

Atul had actually captured Sitara, and had told her to go in the interrogation room, As he had something to bring, Sitara sneakily grabbed a glass of tea to drink as she was thirsty,and then went inside to see all of them she had met at the bath house.

Neel then smiled at her, saying she was here to send the tea? Sitara looked at him for a second and then agreed, saying the tea was for Atul, Neel's friend then said to bring some for them also.

Sitara quickly nodded and was about to leave the room but Atul came in, he was in shock to See Sitara not in cuffs! She pushed him to the ground and ran outside the office and towards the forest, Neel was surprised that it was the girl who was Sitara, so he sprinted towards her before Atul could order him.

Neel ran after her with his friends behind, she was visible but not too much, suddenly he heard a gunshot, and looked behind to see Isha had shot Sitara, Neel then bursted on Isha, for shooting a suspect Atul needed alive.

Isha then scoffed saying she wasn't important and they just needed her, their friend Ashish, calmed Neel down and told him to walk towards the body, they all three did but to their surprise, they didn't find her body!

If they had paid attention to their surroundings properly, they would have seen Aga bai carrying Sitara away from the scene and taking her away...

(something which came in my dream and I needed to write it somewhere! Plus, after posting this, I am gonna add their aesthetics! This is fun! There will be a second part but then that's all.)