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fbatcat · 5 months

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#the body is round #his little legs aren't designed for distance #rainworld #rain world downpour #rain world #saint #my art #saint rain world #rain world saint #animation tag #animation #my animation #silly #fun fact saint is my favorite slugcat #definitely no one noticed that #made in ibis paint #ibis paint animation

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theygender · 2 years

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The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday)#its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

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toytulini · 15 hours

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okay

#toy txt post #toy poll post #polls #flowers #i dont think i have ever beem able to smell specific flower scents but i think i just never noticed it?#but i Definitely noticed it when i was posting pictures of the lemon tree blossoms and ppl were like 'ohhh those must smell amazing!'#and i was like. idk they smell like flowers to me.#and other ppl were like ohhh they smell like. a little hint of lemon essential oil and so sweet and light and nice and i was like #sniffs again. yeah not getting all that bud. but i let everyone have fun imagining that in the comments #but idk they all just kinda smell to me like. i would describe it as a pollen scent?#it gives pollen vibes #and like i can smell Plenty Of Other Things like i feel like im very susceptible to noticing the smell of this sat in the washing machine #too long. etc. and its not from the One Time i caught covid either. cos it was before that #seems largely fine but you know how we aroaces like to make posts like man i thought yall were just exaggerating about this for yrssss #thats how im feeling about the flower smell i think. are yall really smelling differences or is this some wine tasting placebo shit

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xoxoladyaz · 1 year

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Deep down, Steve knows that it's only a matter of time until he gets caught.

It feels like he's gone through the five stages of grief, like, twenty times. He can't count how many hours he's spent rationalizing it: what Eddie doesn't know won't hurt him, this is normal, people do it all the time, and besides, Eddie would feel completely betrayed if he knew and their relationship is so new that it's just not worth the risk. The absolute last thing he wants is to upset Eddie and this will just make him upset so really, Steve is doing the honorable thing by just not telling him, by pretending that he's not hiding anything, that everything is fine.

But it's not Eddie that catches him; hell, it isn't even someone in the Party; it's Jeff, Eddie's friend/Hellfire Club member/Corroded Coffin bandmate who shows up too early for D&D at Steve's one day and sees something he shouldn't have.

"This isn't what it looks like."

Jeff walks into the kitchen and frowns, like he's confused by what he's seeing and why Steve is so anxious, why he's sweating like he's just run a marathon. "It looks like you're blending a bunch of veggies together in a blender."

Shit. "Okay, it's exactly what it looks like."

Jeff still looks confused. "And this is a big deal because - "

"Because I haven't told Eddie that the 'special pasta sauce' that I've been using the last three months whenever we have spaghetti and meatballs is actually entirely made of, like, ten different kinds of vegetables," Steve rushes out, and Jeff's face smoothes in understanding.

"Oh, yeah, that makes sense. The dude has a weird vendetta against veggies."

Steve groans, slumping in relief. "Tell me about it. Do you know how hard it is to hide veggies in every single meal that I make for him? Because if I don't, then he's never going to eat them, and I'm worried about his health enough as it is."

Jeff nods. "It's the smoking, right?"

"The smoking, and the drinking, and I know he's sneaking out to smoke with Jon and Argyle, but he doesn't exercise and he only eats highly processed cereal with loads of sugar and I just don't want him to have a heart attack before the age of forty!"

"Hey, hey, Steve, man, your secret's safe with me." Jeff holds his hands up in supplication. "And for the record, I'm on your side. The dude is like a feral raccoon."

"I know," Steve sighs. "But he's my feral raccoon."

That makes Jeff start laughing. "If it makes you feel any better, my mom and I have been doing the same thing for years now. If you want, we could exchange recipes sometime."

"Really?" Steve perks up and now, now he's excited. "That would be great!"

"Sick. Need some help with the meatballs?"

"Please!"

And that is how Eddie and Gareth and Phil and Dustin and Mike and Lucas and Erica and Will find them later, chatting and laughing while Steve tosses his homemade noodles into his now-simmering pasta sauce, Jeff sitting on the kitchen island and drinking a beer.

This time, it's Jeff who looks like he's seen a ghost. "This isn't what it looks like."

"Oh?" Eddie asks, and his voice is totally controlled, which means that Jeff is screwed. "So you're not hanging out with my boyfriend and making him do that cute little blushy giggle that is my cute blushy giggle?"

"Eddie!" Steve scolds, but it's too late, Jeff knows his fate is sealed.

"Okay, it's exactly what it looks like."

(Jeff's rogue is caught in the blast zone when Dustin's ranger kills a large acid toad. Still, he can't feel too mad when he sees Eddie smirk and then lick the veggie sauce out of his pasta bowl.)

#Eddie isn't jealous #okay Eddie might be jealous #okay Eddie might always be jealous of anyone who isn't him who has Steve's attention #Steve is too besotted to notice #and so begins the one-sided war between Eddie and Jeff #Gareth is definitely just here to make things worse #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #Eddie Munson vs veggies #Eddie might be a feral raccoon but he's Steve's feral raccoon

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very-tired-child · 2 months

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checkmate.

based on ch 5 of Primum non Nocere by @aughtpunk!!

#cult of the lamb #cotl kallamar #fio draws #fun fact for those who definitely won’t notice #this is based on the chess game that the Mayor plays in Homestuck on page 721 #which itself is based on a real chess game #i couldn’t just be normal about this i had to cross reference an actual chess game #just to make a reference that nobody will notice because the angle makes it impossible to tell #anyway. better view of kallamar and shaun’s scrubs in this one #i’m normal

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 139

So. Dan has somehow found a small child. A practically newly born ghostling who had literally fallen right on top of him. A ghostling who had practically formed right above him, far away from nurseries and instead above him of all ghosts?

Him, the Sunkiller? The Worldeater? Jordan Vladimir FentonNightingale-Foley-Manson? Son of Space and War? Bringer of the End?? Seriously, what the hell! Ghostlings shouldn’t even be able to form within other ghost’s Lairs, and he knew for a fact this wasn’t his own ghostling seeing as he wasn’t interested in such things.

So here Dan is, feeling more confused than he ever has with a newborn ghostling clinging to him and sobbing in his arms about wanting his dad. What even is his unlife right now.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #dad dan #Phantastic Four #or at least implied lol #The moment Dan learns joker is alive he’s going to do a murder #He’s killed entire worlds before what’s a single mortal #It’s not like his parents or sister will notice a singular mortal dying- and it’s revenge for the ghostling #Dan: I am not attached to this lil shit but if anyone hurts him I will make them wish their death was permanent #Dan when Jason disappears back to the world of the living: WHERE IS MY BOI #Jason when he revives: Where is my dad- wait what dad- wait I have Two dads???#They get reunited when Jason gets thrown into the Pits #Big Fucking Pit creature emerges from the waters with hair like the flames of the dying suns and eyes as red as blood #the whole Red Hood thing definitely goes differently with Joker dead & Dan there #Dan still refuses to admit that the now-halfa is his kid but the others want to meet their grandson/nephew #I wonder if Bruce knows that Dan is the one who killed joker or if he might’ve been there

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nelkcats · 9 months

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Do not accept candy from strangers

Danny made a lot of stupid decisions in his life, several, so many that he couldn't even begin to count them, but according to him that was great when it came to learning from his mistakes.

So, it's no wonder that on his one day off he decided to do everything he was told not to do:

1. Leave Amity

2. Reveal himself to the world

3. Accept things from a stranger

The first 2 were reasonable, considering the situation with the GIW and how 80% of the population did not believe ghosts existed, the last was a warning Jazz made sure to instill in him.

But Danny was dead (more or less), and what harm could it do to eat a candy or two? It's not like he could poison himself.

The answer was a lot of harm; Technically no one offered him the fallen Kryptonite on the ground (he just thought it looked delicious), and both Lex Luthor and Superman weren't paying attention to him during their epic battle or whatever.

So Danny just picked it up and ate it, well, ate several (Lex was throwing them away like a candy trail, the halfa had fun thinking of Hansel and Gretel), Superman looked worried as he heard "Lex's evil plans to surround him with Kryptonite."

But instead of finding a perfect circle surrounding him, he found a teenager, a young white-haired boy who was rolling on the ground and complaining of a stomach ache.

Danny could almost hear Frostbite's voice scolding him for eating candy off the floor, damn it, and some of the candy wasn't even pure! They looked manufactured and stale. Danny glared at Luthor before deciding it wasn't worth it and going back to his task of complaining.

#dpxdc #Danny doesn't have impulse control #He saw sweets on the ground and decided to eat them #Technically Metropolis was evacuated so the only ones who could tell Danny off were Lex or Superman #They were too busy to notice him #This is just one more thing on Danny Phantom's list of bad decisions #dp x dc #dc x dp #Lex has been trying to make Kryptonite #It's not as good as the original but it works half as well #His plan was to surround Superman with it which is why he “was throwing them away”#The artificial kryptonite tastes to Danny like stale candy #he would give it 0.5/5 on yelp #Frostbite is definitely going to scold Danny after this

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itsdefinitely · 7 months

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fanart of these two fics because they rewired my brain

#the dialogue is taken directly from the fics djckkkdksk #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #adventure time #fionna and cake #prohibitedwish #man we dont have many prohibitedwish fics but the ones we do have are terrific #the kind of stuff that makes me want to be creative #also. has anyone noticed that every prohibitedwish fic is from scarabs pov #i think thats neat #definitely art #id in alt text #HELP im looking at it again why is it so desaturated?????

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iaxsl · 5 months

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zoro and luffy got married a while back and never bothered to tell anyone. nami knows because she was there but hasnt told anyone because theyre both insufferable. usopp found out when he saw them makeout in a closet or something on the merry (he shut the door and ran to nami looking for answers). by the time they reach wano almost everyone on the crew knows that theyre married except sanji who found out after zoro and luffy kissed at the celebration party.

#sanji isnt weird about it but he's definitely questioning why he never noticed before #not like zoro and luffy hide it either theyre Very very obvious #idk i just feel like they had a shotgun wedding or something #nothing serious so like technically are they even married? who knows #but theyre pirates and dont follow the rules anyways so it doesnt matter #dont think too hard about it #i just thought it was funny #one piece #zolu #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #luffy #zoro #silly thoughts

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lurking-loaf · 2 months

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Hey kids, it's your favorite day-themed jester animatronic, now in puppet form! Doesn't it make you want to keep the lights on?

Combining three things guaranteed (unverified-source required) to keep a kid from shutting the lights off in the daycare, this silly fella is what I drew on @daycarefriendpickup's latest Magma.

Closeups, plus sketch and alternate version below cut.

The glue for the googly eyes and button was originally regular white glue, but I eventually came to my senses and used the correct type.

Also, I almost made the legs/pants look like that rough sketch and no, I have no idea why when I had the arms done accordion style in that same exact picture.

#loaf art #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #sundrop #dca fandom #the board was split fairly even theme wise so I ended up going the puppet route #I really like dca art that feature an arts & crafts element so I had fun doing some myself #I'd like to apologize to the folks whose art was above and below mine on the board #the vibe in that section was clearly serious but I still waltzed in at the last second and dropped this in there #what you notice a discrepancy between this version and the one posted by the server's tumblr? No you don't #edit: I found a sketch from early on in the drawing process and added it to the post. It definitely was a choice

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yrsonpurpose · 6 months

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You know, it's not too late to get out of here and fly to the Maldives. Tempting. But I think it's time I stood up for myself.

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braimin · 29 days

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After Zoro becomes the greatest swordsman, his next goal is to become Sanji's trophy husband

Dearest, you are so right ✨

Trophy Husband is definitely what the tabloids call him, but in reality it's a near impossible goal for him lol. Because trophy husband implies that he gets to just exist as Sanji's lover and not have to do anything. But Sanji is not gonna let him live on the Baratwo (that's what the restaurant on the All Blue is called) for free. His lazy ass is gonna have to earn his keep if he wants to stay. That is, surprisingly, not a rule Sanji originally made up himself however; Zeff is the one who gave the cook that idea. And Sanji loves making things hard for the mosshead so he enforces it very strictly.

Fortunately his job isn't all that hard. He's their certified accountant; meaning he's the one that has to go through all their paper work so Zeff and Sanji can avoid it (they both hate doing math). He's also the Baratwo's designated Sanji watcher. Which just means when Zeff thinks he's spent too much time working he makes Zoro come in and grab him. He usually doesn't have to do anything until the evening. So he's gets to spend most of his days sunbathing on the roof like a cat, or out on some rock on the sea exercising.

There is a silver lining to being forced into the position of accountant though, and that is that he has unfiltered access to the Baratwo's funds. And they make more than enough money that Zoro can spend a little here and there an no one notices. So while he doesn't get to be a trophy husband, he does get to be a sugar baby.

#zosan #sanji #zoro #one piece #40yo zosan #I think this falls into 40yo zosan #right?#also Sanji has a long series of cookbooks and that's like their biggest source of revenue #so they're rich rich #genuinely Zeff and Sanji will never notice that Zoro's stealing money #they probably wouldn't care all that much anyway #because hey. at least they're not the ones slaving over all that paperwork.#Zoro deserves a paycheck even if it's definitely way more than necessary

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dismas-n-dismay · 2 months

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Listening to Marcille’s dad describe her childhood and growing up as a half-elf with her unstable growth and everything is insane because you read it and it’s like.

So she’s just autistic. That whole thing you described is just what growing up autistic is like, she has autism right

#like kind of /hj but not really #like being too ‘intelligent’ for kids your age but not smart enough for kids older than you and noticing how out of place you are #bonding with that one parent who gets you when no one else does #literally only having pets and books to bond with #like dungeon meshi is already full with ND characters but Marcille takes the CAKE #marcille dunmeshi #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #autism #marcille is DEFINITELY autistic #dunmeshi #dunmeshi marcille #and for the cursed tag:#delicious in dungeon

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stbot · 1 year

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tanthamore + small touches

(bonus bc kit is totally reaching out for jade’s arm but they cut away 😩)

#tanthamore #jade claymore #kit tanthalos #willow 2022 #willow #an anon requested the armor touch #which i definitely noticed and have absolutely mentioned before bc !!!!!#it's adorable #but then it gave me an idea for a full set so.#i know i didn't include a ton #but i wanted to focus on smaller or underappreciated moments #ones that i haven't seen talked about or giffed much (if at all)#also i'm obsessed with the one from 1x05 #bc jade's hands are very calm like 'ok mr cagehead found us lets maybe get a move on'#and kit's hands are just..... *flail!!!!* 'panicpanicpanic'#~acting~#i think i need a gif tag

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inverted-writes-stuff · 9 months

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He can't say god...

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 148

Danny is enjoying his vacation. He’s surrounded by so many creatures who are delighted to show him around, and there’s a bunch that are even called ghosts! Those ones seem to have deemed him as their favorite person, which isn’t hard, but they have also apparently decided that they have to follow him everywhere, including all the way home. And to whatever world he takes his next vacation-slash job as Clockwork’s student at.

Oh well, he’s sure it won’t be that noticeable.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dcxdpxpokemon #DPxDCxPokemon #pokemon crossover #prompts #Danny is an adult & a big guy #He has so many pokemon following him all the time #Pokemon as a franchise doesn’t exist in his or the DC world #He’s a big softy who could crush someone’s head but is so gentle with the itty bitty & giant Creachurs #Someone does in fact notice these several creatures & their maybe-human friend #Good news: Damian was the first to notice him #Bad news: He is now trying to convince the man to give him an eevee #Danny has so many ghost-friends including a pocket mimickyu & a gengar son & a phantump daughter #Damian might try to get Bruce to meet the man with all the creatures in an attempt to get one #Danny is oblivious & thinks the kid is just really enthusiastic about learning about his pokefriends #You KNOW he has several space pokemon too let’s be honest #Danny gets free interdimensional-time vacations after finishing whatever his job there is #There’s definitely several carvings of him & his friends scattered around dimensions & time

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