Dariax: -in magical darkness- Wait, so it's just dark?
Dorian: Yeah, it's just dark. You're not physically blind.
Dariax: Oh, great! So my body is okay! :D
Dorian: Your body is okay! :D
Opal: -38 points of force and necrotic damage to Dariax-
Dariax: I'M NOT OKAY!
you know, actually. we don't talk about lgbt icon dariax zaveon enough. he's in love with dorian. he's in love with orym. he bagged a bad bitch that he still loves even though he can't remember if they broke up or not. orym said his ass is nice. he casually does drag. who is doing it like him.
Tbh now that I'm thinking about them the funniest reason why Deni$e and Dariax broke up is that they didn't - Dariax just wandered off and got involved with the Crown Keepers the lack of object permanence took over and once he did remember he was like oh that's awkward she's probably moved on
I hope that when the Bell's Hells return next week Aabria stays on as DM. I want Dariax to meet the Bell's Hells. I want that diminutive moron to see short king Orym again and for there to be a little cattiness about who Dorian likes best now. I want low wisdom and intelligence Dariax to try to console the Bell's Hells about FCG.