real talk why the fuck was i allowed to watch criminal minds at 9 yrs old?? robot chicken and family guy, okay sure bad shit, but crims??

No wonder i am the way I am goddamn

“please let me care for you, let me love you despite your flaws.”

[this was initially meant to be a part of a more general spencelle textpost collection, but i felt it deserved its own post 🫶🏻 i swear these two and there soft, doomed by the narrative, relationship keep me up at night]

credits — anne carson, euripides

Rossi: Can Emily drive?

Hotch: Absolutely! She has this mesmerising talent of driving anyone insane in just ten minutes.

Prentiss : The risk we took was calculated.

Reid * on the verge of tears * We almost DIED!!

Prentiss : I never said that I was good at math.

“You’re afraid you’ve let people down?”

“No, I’m afraid I’ve let myself down.”

yall is just me or does david rossi lowkey have the same vibe as manny from ice age?

do they look alike? is it the hair swoop? idk but it’s SOMETHING

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

i have more,,, pls do u y’all want to see more

edit: part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8

she's a 10, but she'll drop everything to watch a criminal minds episode that she's already seen hundreds of times before

#Queerminal Minds + Text Posts (25/∞)

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rewatching cm, and elle greenaway is such a tragic character. being brought into the bau just to be told time and time again that she’s not good enough, not ready, too impatient, too much of a woman. “show some leg” she’s told in the first episode, during the first time she gets to prove herself in a job she’s coveted for god knows how long, words that she, you, and i all know would never dare be raised against a male agent. and then, just as quickly as she got the job, it’s stolen from her. the price of trusting her gut and saving countless women from a lifetime’s worth of painful, violating memories is her ability to help anyone else under the law. and her parting gift? ptsd, after being stalked and shot in her own home, the one place that’s supposed to shut out the horrors that created her livelihood. objectified, brutalized, abandoned. i love you, elle greenaway <3

"where did you find this kid?"

"he was left in a basket on the steps of the fbi"

if someone doesnt link me a fic real quick imma just have to write it myself🎉🎉

“how terribly useless is my love for you if it wasn’t enough to make you stay…”

a little spencelle text post collection bcus my god do i miss them </3

credits — f. scott fitzgerald, the great gatsby || @/inanotherunivrse on tumblr || ernest hemingway, the garden of eden || unknown || haruki murakami, norwegian wood || leigh bardugo, ruin and rising || sue zhao, “I loved you in all the ways that I could”

criminal minds queer + text post

Rossi: When I was your age-

Reid, mocking Rossi: When I was your height.

Rossi:

Rossi: Listen here you little shit-

The only time a man saying “babygirl” is hot is when Derek Morgan says it.