mywilltodie
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Prentiss : please stop blaming me for murder !!
Prentiss: just because I've killed 1,248 people doesn't mean I killed that specific one.
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Rossi : Alright, any questions?
Prentiss : Why aren't there uppercase and lower case numbers?
Rossi :.........
Rossi : What?
Prentiss : I WANT TO WRITE LOUD NUMBERS
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Hotch: What did you had for Breakfast?
Prentiss: Gay Cheerios.
JJ : I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
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Prentiss: I was just diagnosed with deez.
Hotch : Good, I hope it’s lethal.
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Morgan: *lifting weights*
Simmons : Wow… He´s so intense!
Alvez : I wonder what drives him.
Morgan, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Lewis: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Prentiss : Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Lewis, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Prentiss : Spiders wearing flip flops.
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Prentiss, talking to Strauss : With all due respect, which is none…
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Reid : If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Prentiss : The afterlife, I guess.
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Reid : If Emily is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her!
Alvez : But if she´s not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her!.
Reid : She was dead before she will be fine .
Alvez : SHE WHAT !!
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Prentiss : English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Rossi : What is this “paper art” you speak of?
Prentiss : That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Rossi : … Emily.
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Hotch : Can you be serious for five minutes?
Prentiss : My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Prentiss : I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a ‘little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.
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Rossi : You’re ignoring all your problems.
Reid : I know.
Rossi : You also know it’s an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Reid : I’m ignoring that fact as well.
Rossi : ........
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Prentiss: Wanna hear some dark humor.
JJ : Yeah, I love dark humor.
Prentiss: Alright.
Prentiss : *Turns off the lights*
Prentiss: Knock knock.
JJ: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Reid: When do I get my gun back ?
Hotch : I wouldn’t trust you with Jack´s lightsaber !
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Prentiss : Are you okay?
JJ , crying: Yeah, it was just the onions .
Prentiss: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to her!?!
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Hotch: Reid is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.
Rossi: Relationship ?
Hotch: Homicide.
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