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stanford-photography · 7 months

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Send in the Clowns 13 By Jeff Stanford, 2023

Buy prints at: https://jeff-stanford.pixels.com/

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pasteld0ll6 · 7 months

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PSA

Now that the Halloween season is around the corner, please remember do NOT just gift people clowns/clown eggs! Clowns are living, breathing beings with needs and personalities of their own, and they need to be treated as such.

I keep seeing videos of people getting creepy clowns as a cute halloween thing without doing proper research on how to care for them!

Please remember that clowns are a long term commitment and not just some fashion statement!

#clowns #clown husbandry #halloween #i cant believe i still need to say this in 2023 #creepy clowns #unreality

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mssapphirerose · 2 months

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One appearance in and I’m already wondering which evil clown would reign supreme, Pennywise or Mr. Bonzo?

Absolutely unnerving. I love it. Have I mentioned how much I hate clowns?

That theme song and that whole scene were so unsettling. It was a delightful moment of horror. I can’t wait to listen to it again late at night, in the dark.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #tmagp ep 10 #tma podcast #creepy as fuck #creepy clowns #Mr. Bonzo #pennywise #also who the fuck is in the tunnels #if its that books collecting fool I swear I will eat my hat

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tomorrowusa · 6 months

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Clowns have every right to be angry – being compared to Republicans. 😡🤬

Though there's a case to be made that Donald Trump, Gym Jordan, and Matt Gates (among others) would make very good creepy clowns.

Joy Reid spoke with Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD-08) about the dysfunctional GOP House.

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If Republicans can't govern then they should resign.

And yes, there's supposed to be yet another vote for House Speaker on Friday. I think it will be the 18th ballot for that leadership position this year. There hasn't been a House Speaker since October 3rd.

EDIT: Gym Jordan has been using Mafia-style tactics to get elected Speaker. Probably advice he got from Trump.

Republicans who voted against Jordan’s speakership bid report menacing calls and threats to their offices

#clowns #creepy clowns #republicans #the gop #us house of representatives #gym jordan #118th congress #republicans can't govern #joy reid #jamie raskin #vote for gym and nobody gets hurt.#nick anderson #election 2024

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itsagentromanoff · 3 months

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Robert Downey Jr in the Aura ad

#robert downey jr #the aura ad #tony stark #creepy clowns #the avengers

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madhattersez · 11 months

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Creep-Ass Shit I Saw in Antique Stores

These were all from my recent trip to Kansas, which has the absolute best antique malls. But, as with all antique joints, they are still full to the brim with frights beyond our comprehension. Here are just a few quick glimpses of Hell.

First up... clowns! Everyone loves clowns:

Don't worry, I did in fact buy those vintage clown masks just in case a bank robbery is in our future. Yes, "ours," like... you and me, partner.

Okay, taking a break to let you know about this scary fella (the one on the right, that is, ho ho).

There was a shop I'd never visited before - They had one bathroom. This was it.

This room had two sit-down toilet stalls, and neither of them had doors. So this fucking sasquatch just stared at you, right in the genitals, the entire time... making you question if it was indeed an evil mannequin inside or if this was just a creeper in a suit waiting to pounce on you.

Fastest sideways piss I've ever taken. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I don't know why we had to add a butler stricken with Eldritch madness to the handle of this little broom, but here we are!

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Hey, all you folks that made it past the clowns - I'm so proud of you! So proud of you, that I'd like to invite you to round two! Not, not another round of clowns. This time, demonic dolls:

Their eyes. THEIR EYES. Their special eyes. MY BRAND!

Either Santa here is packing one hell of a package to put under your tree, or more likely, Santa was facing the opposite direction until just a second ago, when his head swiveled around to look down at you and scream the loudest "OHHHHHHHH" until your skull started rattling.

I'll let you pick.

Why? Why would you ever trust smiles like these? Don't. Don't you ever.

I can not describe in words just how massive and utterly dirty this fucking thing was. Even if it was crystal clean, would it not still be unsettling? It was so big, you could have stuffed at least two children in it. Scott Cawthon, eat your heart out. Literally.

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Ooh! It's time for another collection! This one's fun, and I wish I would have taken more pictures. I could have sworn I did, but I couldn't find more...

I don't think I've ever seen one of these before, but I saw at least one in every single antique mall we went into (7) on the trip. It was like some sort of Stephen King-style omen or some shit.

I like to call them the "soul-hungry bears:"

I love how the last one has the most numb, world-weary eyes I've ever seen in my life, losing his fur in patches due to stress, and is getting hella drunk.

THE MONKEYS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PLAY.

YYEEEEAAAAUAUUUGGHHHH!!!

This Pinnochio is not fucking around. He looks like he's possessed with power from the One Ring, holding a Dragon Ball in one hand and a submachine gun in the other. How could this ever have looked friendly?!

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Okay, I'm going to have my favorite little guy I found play this post out. His name's Toe Joe. And as you can see, he needs help: