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johnmarlui · 4 months

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#tf2 #crash maul #epic scout #cbs #epic scout x cbs

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angelwithakritzkrieg · 6 months

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Kitty Epic Scout :>

Inspired by my friend's kitty Scout art hehehehe

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #team fortress 2 scout #epic scout #crash maul #tf2 freaks

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fandomandangstlover · 10 months

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slams this here. Him.

...forgor the saw boot. whoops. please pretend it's still there hacxjwj

#the engineer doodles (art tag)#team fortress 2 #crash maul #tf2 engineer #rabid heavy taming engineer

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constellation-skirmishes · 9 months

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this is a little shitshow i like to call the 'kenobi's exes polycule'

#i have So Many Thoughts about it. Free me.#Kenobi's Exes Polycule #commander cody #cc 2224 #quinlan vos #satine kryze #darth maul #obi wan kenobi #obi wan x cody #obi wan x quinlan #obi wan x satine #obi wan x maul #obi wan x cody x satine x quinlan x maul #god thats so fucking awful. nightmare blunt rotation #they started out normal i promise #then maul crashed (was invited to) the party (saw one cody/obi-wan/maul fic and i was like dude what the fuck. i need more)#cody and satine lavender power couple thats all haiii #what that would do for clone rights #along with fox/breha/bail #and rex/anakin/padme #the vod'e really have a thing with being picked up by a powerful couple with at least one politician #obi wan needs a break #Free Him #also mullet obi wan rights because i said so #this bitch did not cut his hair during campaigns #mullet obi wan #quin and maul are like hissing cats #theyre like frenemies but worse because theyre gay #they have a get along sweater (cody's cricut makes a reappearance)#lukka's workshop

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yourubersawcrit · 6 months

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Oh Medic TF2, we're really in it now.

#I'm so not ready for Medic monday!#I still haven't finished some assignments since there was a car crash and we got both water and electricity cut for hours <//3 #But I stay silly! [looks at carpentry saw] But I... Stay silly!! [look away]#I have to explode something with my mind. I have to maul someone with my bare hands. I require enrichment.#hal by themselves

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arwenkenobi48 · 2 years

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Maul: Blasted Jedi! *sighs weakly* Must we keep going around and around like this? Tell me, Kenobi, is this all there is? Forever???

Obi-Wan: *shrugs innocently*

#ObiMaul #darth maul #obi wan kenobi #incorrect quotes #source: crash bandicoot it’s about time #evil strawberry #beardo

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ghostypetrainer · 2 years

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I forgot what ask it was in but I absolutely love the idea of people seeing Ingo right when he gets back and wondering before anything is explained if he was just living in the station out of view. Arceus missing slightly so instead of being put onto the tracks he crashes through the break room ceiling onto the floor in front of a lot of depot agents. He’s super casual about it to, like that one vine, because he’s so used to weird shit happening to him at this point.

This is just a regular Tuesday to him. The only shocking thing is that the people clustering around him all seem to actually recognize him. That's new! Nobody in Hisui knew who he was, surely! Perhaps this is his original station? Bravo! He would have rather not had to fall through the ceiling to get here, but he is happy to be back at his original station nonetheless. Perhaps a bit more warning next time...?

#asks #the depot agents just staring at him dumbfounded like #BOSS INGO????#where's emmet in all this? he is not at the station. he is on vacation with Elesa #cue the depot agents furiously trying to get a hold of either one of them for hours #(they have their phones off)#Emmet finally picks up and the first thing he hears is that his brother crashed through the ceiling of the Gear Station breakroom #'don't worry though. he's fine. looks like he got mauled. but he's fine'

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airyairyaucontraire · 1 year

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there is a town in Indiana called Rockville and if I were them I would throw an annual music festival because why would you let your town being called ROCKVILLE go to waste but apparently they decided to go with being Covered Bridge Capital of the World

#i just have no good feelings about covered bridges #I associate them with Tim Burton movies #not that I don’t LIKE Tim Burton movies #but in Beetlejuice Geena Davis and whatshisface Baldwin (?) drove through a covered bridge and had a fatal car crash #in Sleepy Hollow Ichabod and Brom got menaced by the Headless Horseman #and Brom got cleft in twain Darth Maul style #(which is great because when he’s not played by Christopher Walken the Horseman is played by Ray Park aka Darth Maul)#so it’s just clear to me that no good comes of covered bridges thank you very much!

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theheadlessgroom · 1 year

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https://www.tumblr.com/beatingheart-bride/714534011972763648/theheadlessgroom-beatingheart-bride

@beatingheart-bride

“Yes. Yes, I would.”

This answer came without hesitation as Randall slowly sat upright, squeezing her hands as he gazed upon her with a look of pure, unconditional love, his heart still pounding as he gently swore, “I would marry you, Emily de Clair. I would marry you, and I would make you the happiest woman, I swear it. I...if you will have me as your husband...I will marry you.”

It was then that he remembered something, and quickly, he excused himself, rushing back into one of the other little rooms, before returning with a beautiful, lush wedding gown in his hands, complete with a lovely veil, lined with faux pale pink roses. For which opera it was made for, he could not sat; as far as he could tell, it had never been seen on the stage (at least, he had never seen it there in any of the operas he’d ever seen), and it was much too beautiful to leave simply collecting dust up in the attic.

Gingerly, he offered it up to her with a shy smile, hoping she would accept: It wasn’t the most ideal situation to wed in, but these were the cards they were dealt, and he was more than willing to make the most of it. They could wed, they could escape through one more secret passageway up in the attic that led out of the opera house (one he hadn’t shown to her, one he never expected to use...), and, well, if fortune was willing to smile on them...

…then perhaps they could still have that little house somewhere, where they could play music and go for walks on Sundays...

#((i know; it makes me laugh too!))#((honestly if they had the phantom crash a bunch of different shows; if we could start playing 'where's waldo?'))#((with a phantom running around being a little shit; i wouldn't have any complaints; because yeah! good luck getting erik outta there!))#((and oh yeah; she'd cleave their heads clean off their shoulders! it would NOT be a pretty sight by any means!))#((if she's anything like the gill-man in 'black lagoon'; then she's gotta have some MAJOR strength))#((considering the gill-man can throw people clear across the room and maul somebody pretty good with his claws/hands))#((and so i have no doubt that she could do the same to amos and co. if they were unfortunate enough to run afoul of her!))#((and man randall was really adamant there for a hot second wasn't he? seriously dude; don't scare emily like that!))#((we know he was just ultimately being a drama queen; bless his heart; but emily doesn't know that!!))#outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Phantasm of the Mansion

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aq2003 · 2 years

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i'm so happy for you buddy :]

#my brother pointed out that the holocrons showing tatooine (obi-wan and luke) was both hope for maul #as well as the key to destroying the sith for ezra #man. MAN ?????#stars war #maul hinging his entire purpose on revenge as the galaxy comes crashing down around him #he can't hurt the person truly responsible for everything he went through (sidious) so he goes after obi-wan #knowing obi-wan is alive gives him hope. or what he thinks is hope. bc finally he feels that revenge again #and later when obi-wan kills him he gives him that actual hope that sidious will be destroyed #idk i have SOO many thoughts about this

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dndtreasury · 1 year

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Crashing Tide Hammer

#griffon's saddlebag #crashing tide #hammer #magic weapons #rare #maul #mauls #warhammer #hammers #water #aquatic #marine #elemental #elements

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johnmarlui · 3 months

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Epic scout the sniper

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #epic scout #crash maul #sfm #sfm fanart

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mutatiio · 1 year

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@mayxthexforce sure is having a time!!

When Obi-Wan opened his eyes. He was not on the precarious but functional bed he'd been on when he went to sleep, but all tangled up in the twisted remains of a crashed speeder. Soon, the memory of having been on a bed in a spaceship, many years after the Pijal incident, completely vacated his mind as panic took over. He remembered hopping into the speeder to lure the scum of this planet away from his Master and civilians, because he'd always been a better pilot than Qui-Gon; remembered being chased by people who wanted to kill him, remembered the blaster shot hitting the thrusters and sending him spiraling to the ground in a cloud of smoke that disoriented his persecutors.

The miles and miles of muddy land that formed Pijal's wrongly-called 'meadows' was probably the only thing that saved him from being fully crushed by the weight of the speeder. But that was as far as his luck got.

His head was bleeding. He could tell because instead of sliding down his face, the blood was dripping into the muddy ground below him– he was upside down, somehow, the front of the speeder ended up twisted into a metallic mess and crushed one of the passenger seats right against his legs, trapping him. Obi-Wan couldn't move his legs, and all he could feel from the waist down was pain.

There was mud everywhere, on his hands, splattered on his face and clothes, there was also the mud swallowing the speeder, and on what was left of the windows, preventing him from seeing if there was any trace of civilization nearby.

"Help me!" he cried out, desperate. His ears rang as he tried to get the other seat and what had been the hood and control panel of the speeder to budge using his hands, and failed. "Somebody– anybody, please. I'm not dead! I'm stuck, I- I can't move!"

he had been sleeping in the scimitar. curled on the top bunk, savage's bunk. kenobi was below him, in his bunk. the transition was seamless, as though he was blinking. so far each of these experiences worked the same. one moment asleep, the next he was somewhere he didn’t recognise. this time he was standing in mud, boots sinking into it. he was whole here, the chronic pain of his injuries alleviated. though it brought him no solace. it just meant it would be back in tenfold when he woke and he would have to begin the arduous task of meditating it into power. he was wearing the same hooded linen cloak and dark robes he’d once worn during his apprenticeship. this is undoubtedly something that had occurred many years ago.

he was beginning to miss his own terrors. they weren’t better, but at the very least they were predictable.

the yell for help strikes him and he turns to see a crashed speeder stuck in the mud. now that he sees it, the smell of smoke fills his senses. the voice was kenobi. younger, sounding a touch higher and far less burdened by time, but panicked. he had crashed. maul can’t help but blame the jedi’s way of teaching immediately. had they done it right, kenobi would be calm and not leaking nervous vibrations into the force. had he been his former self, he’d think of kenobi as nothing but a pathetic, coddled child, writhing and begging for a swift end. now… he’s not sure what he thinks.

he doesn’t hurry. this has already happened. the events here are doomed to repeat over and over again. whether he runs over or stays where he is doesn’t matter. it won’t change anything, except maybe kenobi’s opinion of him which he isn’t too bothered by. but the force wants him to see this. so he moves.

as he draws closer, he can see the length the speeder slid before becoming fully jammed in the mud. the front and back were mostly covered, caved in. it was caked in mud. and the smoke, obviously, was a bad sign. how long until the whole thing went up in flames?? his eyes passively land on the boy. it’s definitely kenobi. a clean-shaven, cropped hair, unscarred version of him. the one he’d met on naboo… he looks incomplete. he’s panic-stricken.

" calm yourself, boy. " he says, moving the dodge the stupid padawan braid that dangles mid-air. if his past experiences with these ‘dreams’ stayed consistent, then he wouldn’t be able to use the force. wouldn’t be able to really change much at all. maul tries to look at what he’s working with, but it’s difficult to see anything. " do your legs have any give?? do you think i could pull you out?? "

#mayxthexforce #mayxthexforce ; obi wan kenobi #⸢ in character ⤑ maul ⸥ always remember.#⸢ inbox ⤑ maul ⸥ always remember.#⸢ redemption verse ⤑ maul ⸥ i am repurposed.#yes i stole your quinlan word for my redemption verse tag.#also hi. i'm emotional about poor baby obi-wan.#also don't ask how maul got the scimitar back.#it doesn't make sense but i love that ship so.#tw crash

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fandomandangstlover · 1 year

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Trying to draw something Surreal is much harder then I thought it was

C'mon lemme do existential crisis ass art

#tamer beloved <3 #the engineer doodles (art tag)#my art #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #rabid heavy taming engineer #crash maul #tf2 engineer #tw eyestrain #cw eyestrain

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thegreatcrowdragon · 2 years

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Me, three seconds into playing creatures of sonaria: This is fun!

Me, three minutes into playing creatures of sonaria: This is not fun

#creatures of sonaria #I got squished by a giant purple crab #then I made a new character and immediately got mauled by some random person #the third time I was doing really well by sleeping underwater and only coming out to eat #then my game crashed #I never made it to adulthood

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writers-potion · 2 months

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Vocabulary List for Fight Scenes

Combat Actions

Hoist

Dart/Dash

Deflect

Shield

Sidestep

Snatch up

Stalk

Stamp/stomp

Stretch

Stride

Wagger

Oust

Leap

Lose ground

Mimick

Mirror

Negate

Overpower

Parry

Rear to full height

Resurgate

Suanter

Seize

Take cover

Throttle

Twirl

Unleash

Withdraw

Entwine

Flee

Gain ground

Grasp

Cling to

Breach

Duck

Dodge

Hits

Amputate

Bloody

Carbe

Castrate

Collision

Connect

Crush

Defenestrate

Destroy

Disfigure

Dismember

Dissever

Grind

Maul

Perforate

Rend

Riddle with holes

Saw

Smack

Splatter

Sunder

Torn Asunder

Traumatize

Whack

Writhe

Gut

Hammer

Maim

Mangle

Plow

Puncture

Melee

Assault

Attack

Barrage

Bash

Belebor

Bludgeon

Carve

Chop

Cleave

Clio

Club

Crosscut

Dice

DIg

Gore

Hack

Impale

Jab

Kick

Knock

Onsalught

Pierce

Plnt

Punch

Rive

Shove

Skewer

Slice

Smash

Stab

Strike

Sweep

Swipe

Swing

Transfix

Thrust

Visual Flair

Agony

Asphyxiate

Chock

Cough up bile

Cut to ribbons

Flop limply

Fractue

Freckled with blood

Gouts of blood

Grimane

Hemorrhage

Hiccup blood

Imprint

Indent

Resounding

Retch

Rip

rupture

Shiny with gore

Spew

Splash

Slumped in despair

Splatter

Split

Tear

Topple

Void

Vomit

Wedge

With a fell gaze

With a fiendish grin

With blank surprise

Audible Flair

Bang

Barking

Bong

Boom

Crack

Cackle

Clang

Clash

Crash

Cry

Echo

Elicit a curse

Frunt

Hiss

Howel

Hum

Moan

Muttering

Whoosh

Whistle

Whizz

With a keening cry

Thud

Thunk

Thawk

Splat

Snarl

Swoosh

Squeal

Sing

Sickening Pop

Silintly

Shriek

Shout

Snap

Thundering

Effects

Blind

Burn

Cause frostbite

Cauterize

Concussion

Combust

Daze

Dazzle

Deafen

Disintegrate

Electrocute

Freeze

Fuse flesh

Immobilze

Incinerate

Melt

Pralyse

Petrify

Purbind

Radiate

Reduced to

Shock

Sightless

Stun

Transiluminate

Death Blows

Annihilate

Behead

Decapitate

Disembowel

Eviscerate

Extirpate

Murder

Obliterate

Raze

Exterminate

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