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SISTER WIVES Teaser - S18 EP14 - Meri Questions Kody & Robyn over Proper...
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#sister wives#sister wives&039; robyn brown says she doesn&039;t feel &039;steady&039; with kody brown#sister wives&039; kody brown claims gabe and garrison won&039;t &039;engage&039; amid drama#sister wives&039; christine brown marries david woolley 2 years after kody split#coyote pass#sister wives coyote pass#sister wives property#sister wives&039; meri jokes she&039;s &039;the other woman&039; with kody and robyn#kody brown is &039;uncomfortable&039; with robyn being meri&039;s &039;advocate&039;: watch#meri brown#reality tv#reality tv show spoilers#spoiler tv#tv spoilers#reality show#sister wives’ kody and janelle accuse each other of &039;gaslighting&039;#kody brown wonders if he can &039;adjust&039; to monogamy with final wife robyn#kody brown claims exes are &039;doing everything they can&039; to shut him out#kody brown considers getting &039;more serious&039; about janelle reconciliation#why sister wives’ janelle brown&039;s daughter maddie ‘doesn’t call’ dad kody#kody brown complains about &039;cantankerous&039; wives on &039;testosterone tuesday&039;#kody brown family#kody brown#robyn brown#entertainment news#realitytv#backwoods barbi#backwoods barbie#Southern bloggers#blogger
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Before We Start...
I am not related to or affiliated with the show Sister Wives, Kody Brown, any of his 18 children, 3 former wives, 1 current wife, anyone he may be courting currently, anyone he may have courted in the past, or TLC. Truth be told I haven’t even seen every single episode--though I have seen most of them and I doooo watch a ton of reality tv gossip on Youtube and I totally follow these people on social media. It’s my guilty pleasure. If you’re here, it’s because you relate. Everything you will read outside of this post will be a figment of my overactive imagination, and is meant purely for fun. In this case yes I’ll be using names of REAL people who DEFINITLY exist, but for all intents and purposes in this they will be characters. I will draw inspiration from the show, from Youtube videos, social media posts, gossip magazines, and website achieves (because once it’s on the internet, it’s always on the internet.)
I can not stress enough that none of this is to be taken as fact!!!! I hope this will all be taken with a grain of salt, as good fun. I can’t think of another family with kids who grew up on camera under unusual circumstances who have as adults not had a major scandal, and I don’t see it happening either. Like, none of these kids are drug addicts, or getting arrested or murdering anyone!!! The odds were against them, man, but they all seem like respectable and loved members of their communities. That’s commendable af.
I’ve been making fun of reality TV since survivor came out when I was 8 years old. Later on when I was closer to 16, my mom and I would go shopping and do accents pretending to be Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn....analyzing my outfit options as if we were critiquing them to see if they could make it to the final round. And before you say it, yes, my mom IS that great!
I have me a fancy Bachelor of Arts degree in Media & Communication Arts from Pace University. That degree had writing enhanced courses, a ton of journalism courses, writing seminars, and that’s always been my jam! I can express myself through written word so much better than speaking out loud, and I’ve always written. I was the kid who said “YESSSS!” when the teacher announced that the test would be nothing but essay questions.
I can argue any point in writing, even points I don’t agree with. I can go anywhere, and I’m not limited to things like gravity, money, time, the weather, or the laws of physics! I’ve always been drawn to writing, and have used writing to cope with whatever was going on at that time. Starting with writing short stories about flushing the school bully down the toilet, to a screen play about exacting revenge after I’d had my trust broken, to get my final credits for my bachelors degree.
It was only recently I realized I could put the two together. I’m not aware of any Sister Wives Fanfics, and I was recently commenting on a video by RealiTeaSquad when it hit me that I had a great idea for a totally non-sexual silly fanfiction. I’ll try to watch my language so many ages can enjoy this, but I swear like a sailor, so I make no promises.
I am also hoping to work on a few other projects:
Sausage Queen: A Royal Spicy Italian Sausage with super powers who saves the day in her underwear, pretty self explanatory
The Chonky Princess: An over-weight princess with an endocrine disorder doesn’t let her weight keep her from keeping up with the other princesses at princess boarding school.
Low-Budget Laura: A Blog with tips for low-budget livin’! You know, ballin’ on a budget! Where to shop, coupons, deals, life hacks, recipes, “jazzin it up”, crafts, and more!
Hopefully I’ll be able to get enough of those done to start being able to link to them soon! And I’ll be starting to work on chapter one and publishing it soon! I’m really excited about this, and if anyone ever wants to contribute ideas or art work or whatever I’m so into it! Eventually I’d like to do a dramatic reading with different voices for different characters in a youtube video. Just bare with me as all of this will be done in my spare time and I do have a 41 year old man-child to care for and 2 dogs and of course a whole life--I mean who am I kidding I have no life lol!!! but I’m just throwing it out there I will try to release at least one chapter a week and keep it flowing regularly, but clearly providing for my loved ones will always come first as it should for you as well!
Anywho, make good choices and I’ll be publishing Chapter 1 soon!!! Stay tuned!!!
#sisterwives#fanfic#kody brown#brown family#fan fiction#disclaimer#christine brown#janelle brown#meri brown#robyn brown#fiction#coyote pass#dirty little secrets#DLSOCP
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In my beautiful mind:
Raikou is a saber tooth tiger
Entei is a lion
Suicune is some sort of panther
I will die on this hill
#every time I see someone call them dogs I explode#they are CATS they will always be CATS#me in johto without my glasses going pspspsps at a god#I did that irl to a coyote that I thought was a dog#I was like we gotta get this dog and check his collar in case he’s lost#my friend says bitch that’s Not A Dog#good times#poll#pokemon poll#polls#legendary dogs#legendary cats#legendary beasts#I’ll be impressed if anyone calls them something else#pokemon#pkmn#pkmn smash or pass#smash or pass#pokemon smash or pass#johto
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i remember you mentioning some bad experiences with arsanatomica; what was that about?
I posted a coyote skull from my research collection, and they DM'ed me and asked if they could re-post it to their page. I said it was fine cause I wanted to get more eyes on it since the pathologies it had were interesting and difficult to pinpoint. I got it secondhand and didn't have all the info I needed to say for sure what happened.
I mentioned to them that I study coyote morphology and pathologies with some other researchers, and I had a young coyote skull with another mystery pathology. I sent them some pics to look at, and they told me that the coyote was geriatric and the issues were from old age, which it absolutely was not. When I corrected them about the age of the animal (based on very obvious markers that proved it was a young animal), they doubled down about it being an older animal and stopped talking to me 🤷♀️
#they've got some other issues but that was my experience#they've been wrong about coyote pathologies on other occasions#said that bite marks were abcesses#i hate that fucking snare post also ❤️❤️❤️#it has ruined a lot of conversations for me 😃😃😃#ask#from what I've gathered they hate not being the smartest person in the room and will double down about saying fucked up shit#then pass it off as 'tumblr drama' and will block and ignore anyone who doesn't kiss thier ass
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I like birds and WC is slacking. Common wc fan names like Osprey, Crane, Egret, etc aren't here cuz we all know those fellas, lets get some weirdos in here.
#Btw if none of these birds are british blame the website I was using#I tried to find birds that actually lived there yknow? Not just passing by? Idk I was going off the website I was using I have no idea#Also u have no idea how much I wanted to add the 'Smew' and 'Twite' thats such a silly name but the birds dont really live there but omggg#warrior cats#wc#polls#poll#wc poll#coyote barks#this is gonna get no traction idc birds are cool
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No crafting update today because I spent all my spoons checking out a local(ish) wildlife reservation/hiking place, which was awesome!
I could not explore the whole place, and it is very much "only wheelchair friendly if the person pushing my wheelchair is capable of holding my entire weight against a steep slope and immediately pushing the chair up another only partially paved steep slope", but I walked the whole time*! I got to hear wolves howling through the forest and it is a whole hell of a lot eerier to hear on a foggy day in a winter forest than it was the only other time I've heard it, which was a very bright sunny day in an amphitheater at a zoo where one wolf howled alone on stage. There were crows cawing and wolves howling and it was absolutely magnificent and suddenly a whole lot of things from various fantasy novels I read as a kid hit very different. Like, I get why hearing the wolves howl in the night would be alarming now!
*we did bring my rollator/transport chair in the car, and the backup plan was that my dad or my brother would go get it and push me back to the car if I needed help
#the person behind the yarn#there were other animals and educational stuff but dang those howling wolves were something else#what can I say I grew up in a city with like zero wildlife that was bigger than lizards#well okay there were crows and seagulls and pigeons but I lived so far into a city there weren't even coyotes!#when I got a little older I did move somewhere with more wildlife (including but not limited to coyotes) but no wolves#my physical stamina is absolutely terrible at the moment because of the anemia and POTS#but the meds I am on are working pretty well!#I mean. they don't make me able bodied but they mean that my heart rate might be elevated but my blood pressure is okay#like my heart rate might be in the 130s but I'm not going to pass out! which is a huuuuge improvement!#it was also good to find out that the rest of my muscles are absolutely fine with an hourish long walk across uneven terrain#like. my heart was not so cool with it but the rest of my body was fine! and that's cool!#uphill slopes are still my nemesis and today was not a good heart day so I had to take very small steps#like half the length of my foot at a time#but it was a bad heart day and I COULD walk up slopes!!!
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SMASH OR PASS ESPADA EDITION BIATCH (respectfully) ❤️
You're on!
Coyote Starrk
SMASH. Have you seen him? He's gorgeous! Also he's the number one Espada, so y'know. The power. Also I like his voice and he has a surprisingly sad backstory for a 'villain' character.
Barragan Luisenbarn
Him old and not in a hot dilf-y way. Pass.
Tier Halibel
Smash! She's gorgeous and dignified, and she's probably the least likely to accidentally (or purposefully) kill you.
Ulquiorra Cifer
SMASH SMASH SMASH. C'MON FUCK ME, EMO BOY! Ugh. He's so rude and cold, and his character development is so good. Those pretty green eyes and the smooth voice. He's so fine.
Nnoitra Gilga
Pass. He's scary. I WILL say, though, I do think Nnoitra is a really well-written villain. He perfectly encapsulates what it means to be a Hollow, especially in his backstory with Nelliel and fight with Kenpachi. I do kind of hope Kubo brings him back for the Hell Arc like he did with Syazel.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez
LIGHT OF MY LIFE. FIRE OF MY LOINS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DOWN BAD I AM FOR THIS MAN? I literally started watching Bleach just for him. I was on a Naruto forum one day and somebody had a fanart of Grimmjow as their signature. I was like, "WHO is that fine man???" and the rest is history. I've loved him since like 2006 and he's the origins on my Junichi Suwabe fixation and one of my major villainfucker influences. Icon. Everything about him is so fucking cool, the god-tier design, the voice, the fights. Wow.
Anyways, Smash. <3
Zommari Leroux
Pass. His design is cool but then his fight with Byakuya immediately yeeted any cred he had out the window. Also he had barely enough screentime to leave any lasting impression.
Szayel Aporro Granz
I can never spell this fucker's name. Anyway, Pass. Again, his character design isn't bad but the flamboyant evil nerd thing is off-putting to me. He kind of reminds me of one of those villain Pokemon team admins you fight midway through the game.
Aaroneiro Arrururie
Pass. The only time this man jar thing is hot is when he's wearing Kaein Shiba's face. And same with the Zommari issue, you never get a sense of who he is as a character because his screentime is so limited. (Another character's surname I had to google because I forgot it.) Also he lost to Rukia.
Yammy
Ew. Pass.
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Since the Espada are so hilariously divisive (half look like greek gods and the other are straight-up abominations), I'll include the ex-Espada for fun.
Luppi Atenor
Pass. I'm sure the extremely androgynous look is someone's thing, but personally I like my male characters a bit more rugged. Also his personality was kind of lame and his fight with the lieutenants was nothing to write home about.
Nelliel Oderschwank
PASS. I could write a literal essay on how much I dislike her, but in the interest of brevity I'll say this - her design is fantastic but that's all she's got going for her. The bitch has two personalities and both of them suck, hyperactive toddler or condescending and holier-than-thou.
Dordonii Soccacio
Pass. He's so forgettable I had to google what his last name is. I don't think his design is bad but I don't really remember him except Ichigo whooped his ass and then he got drooled on by Nel.
Cirucci Sanderwicci
Smash! Goth chick solidarity ftw. It's a shame such an amazing design was given to a minor character because I love it, she's easily as pretty as Halibel but unfortunately since she had one fight and got stomped by Ishida I think the fandom forgets her. Also I like her name, it's that classic Kubo balance of being goofy but kinda cool.
Gantenbainne Mosqueda
Pass. It says something about how forgettable you are as a character when Kubo didn't even bring him back as a Mayuri zombie, instead Charlotte got revived just for being popular. (L for all Barragan's other fraccion.)
#Bleach#Smash or pass#Coyote Starrk#Tier Halibel#Ulquiorra Cifer#Nnoitra Gilga#grimmjow jaegerjaquez#szayelaporro granz#Espada#I can't be arsed to tag all of them
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O Divine Sha,
Protector of those outcasts and misfits,
Let us stand tall for our people!
O Great Sutekh,
Protector of migrants and vagrants,
Let us stand tall for our people!
O Bleeding Light,
Protector of all His people,
Let us rejoice in your name!
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rare trope where the main character forms an emotional bond with someone who is already dead when the story begins through the evidence of their life that is left behind
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𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐀 '𝟐𝟑
Coyote "Five-Shot" Menendez, Baron of London - Leather, silver, garnet, and stainless steel.
You'd think Coyote would hate fancy galas but they had a lot of fun the last time they went to one! Several people who were in their way got killed! :D
Tagged by @sortilegum (Yippee!! Thanks!)
Tagging: @yunalai @notfrsalestuff @mirrordread @fangmother and you!!
#Don't cry okay? Coyote in a leather three-piece suit and a coke spoon crucifix.#No pressure btw this one took me a bit to figure out but I will never pass up a chance to play dressup with Coyote.#⮚ Wardrobe#⮚ Hand Me That Rock. I'm Gonna Hit You With It. (Tag Memes)
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Macheresin, where we have a role reversal of coyote going into g-loc. Like the entire dagger Squad watches as Jake gets reamed out by Javy for refusing treatment, and it ends up with them screaming their feelings for each other in front of everybody and their mother.
maverick’s on the radar, and jake finds his teeth grinding.
“we need this guy off our ass,” he mutters, but phoenix’s voice is clear in his helmet.
“we keep going. finish the mission.”
so they do. they follow the path, they swerve and juke and spin. inversion, laser goes dead, so jake fires. misses.
“goddammit,” he snaps, and feels his rage fuel his flying, feels the incline go a little too steep, feels his chest start to cave in.
and that’s when it all goes south.
jake’s eyes are staring into the sun, and yet everything goes black. he fights and he fights and he fights but soon it just doesn’t matter. his hands go slack on the stick, and then his body goes limp, and the last thing he hears before he’s out is maverick’s voice chirping away.
one beat. two beat. three beat.
pull up, pull up! pull up, pull up! pull up, pull up!
“hangman! c’mon, hangman! hangman!”
suddenly a flood of colors, of his senses, of ringing in his ears. his eyes go wide, he sees the mountain, and with the reflexes that only training and skill can manage, he pulls up. straightens out. his heart is pounding and his eyes are still blurry, and as he gasps for breath he hears phoenix’s voice, then bob’s, then mav’s, and then the voices become words.
“hangman? you all right?” maverick asks. there’s worry, fear, all of it.
“i’m — i’m good,” he coughs out. tries not to think about anything but landing this thing. if his hands shake, he can’t afford to notice. “i’m good, guys. let’s go home.”
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he repeats it all the way home, and soon it’s the only thing he can say. good. good. fine. thanks. everyone asks, even the people who never gave a shit before. he supposes it could’ve been any of them, but it was him, and the embarrassment chokes his airway just as good as the g-force did.
so he nods and brushes off any concern, and he’s halfway to telling the nurse sent to fetch him that he’s just fine when the storm comes rolling in behind him.
“hangman.”
jake knows that voice. almost missed it in the air, when he came back to himself. but he doesn’t turn to face javy, just smiles sweetly at the woman before him.
“i’m all right. i’ll nod off early tonight, promise.”
“hangman,” javy repeats, but the nurse looks half to breaking.
“you really should be kept under observation,” she tells him, and she sounds solemn. concerned. it makes his teeth grind. “i at least need some vitals.”
jake doesn’t think that’s a good idea. he’s sure his heart rate alone would warrant a hospital visit he doesn’t need. “i’m fine,” he says, again, like he’s done over and over until he’s blue in the face —
“jake.”
this time it’s not just javy’s voice, it’s his hand. he’s whirled around, so quick he’s dizzy with it, and when his vision clears there’s an expression on his best friend’s features he can’t quite read. unfamiliar territory.
“coyote,” he says, flashing a too-sharp grin. he almost misses the way the nurse reaches for his arm with a cuff in her grip because he’s so focused on his front. but his body jerks away from her, toward machado, almost falling into him. “hey, watch it, i’m not staying.”
“like hell you’re not,” javy says fiercely, and then he’s grabbing the cuff himself. “you’re getting looked at.”
the look is still there. jake concludes it must be anger, because his brows are so furrowed he sees every line between them. has the urge to rub them away.
“javy,” he says again, keeps his smile to make it somewhat convincing. “get the stick out your ass. i’m okay. i flew back home. with a perfect landing, if i do say so myself.”
but if anything, it seems to make javy more furious. his jaw sets, twitches, and jake feels guilt, that embarrassment rise up in his chest, makes his cheeks flush with it.
“don’t play with me, jake.” the tone offers no place for argument. “you’re not going anywhere until a doctor signs you out, and that’s —“
“what? an order?” jake snaps, because he feels so small. compared to a mountain, he’s a bug on a windshield. “fuck off, okay? i’m perfectly capable of handling this mission, i’m not letting them baby me —“
��baby you?! you almost died, jake!”
javy’s voice cracks with it, shatters, takes jake’s heart along with it. there are looks from everyone milling about, and they’re not being subtle about anything. but jake sees no one else in the room. and then that looks reads so much clearer, because now jake can see every line, every furrow, every worry.
every fear.
it’s fear, in his best friend’s eyes. fear he caused.
he feels sick.
“you almost died,” javy repeats. gentler. but jake thinks in that moment, that javy must feel small, too, because while jake was a bug in flight, javy was a million miles away on the ground. “i almost — i almost lost you, you realize that? i was seconds from hearing you crash-land, and all i could think was that i was losing you and i couldn’t get in a plane fast enough to save you.”
“javy,” jake whispers, nausea swirling in his gut. his eyes must be shining, just like the man in front of him. “javy, i made it back. okay?
“but you almost didn’t. and i couldn’t do anything but listen, jake, you get that? i couldn’t do a damn thing. so please, i’m asking, hell, i’m begging you, let them make sure you’re all right.”
it’s then that javy grabs his hand. he’s ready to drag jake where he needs to go. against his will, god forbid. it’s then that he looks jake in his eyes, fear plain on his face, written all of it.
something more, between the lines.
“i can’t lose you,” javy tells him. “not like that. never like that.”
their hands are still interlocked. the grip is so tight, he knows he’ll feel it even after javy lets go.
but he doesn’t want javy to let go.
“okay,” jake finally says. glances to the cuff still in javy’s other hand. “okay. fine. but — but you put it on.”
javy’s gaze drifts past him, jake’s sure to the nurse. and she must nod, or something, because javy’s using one hand to wrap the thing around his upper arm, the hand still in his grip pulling him to the couch so they can sit side by side.
the nurse takes his vitals. declares his blood pressure is through the roof, his heart rate is way too high. “i do have to recommend observation to the doctors,” she tells them. “for one night, settle your system.”
and jake wants to rebel, wants to fight it, but javy’s look haunts him. that fear, that pain.
“okay,” he says quietly. “one night.”
it’s clear javy’s relieved. he’s finally smiling, almost triumphant. but their hands still haven’t dropped from each other, and as the nurse calls in her findings jake squeezes his fingers to pull his gaze back to him.
“please stay,” he asks his best friend, his closest companion, the only person he’s loved like this. “i can’t — i can’t lose you either.”
it’s a big ask. a night away from a bed, a night of bad sleep and shittier food than normal. but javy doesn’t hesitate.
“i’m not going anywhere.”
#macheresin#jake seresin x javy machado#jake seresin#javy machado#hangman#coyote#jake hangman seresin#javy coyote machado#my fic#my writing#prompt fill#qvo ships tgm#top gun: maverick#tgm#sorry i couldn’t quite get the screaming in but i hope this works!#they know they love each other and they kiss in the hospital room (after jake passes out once the adrenaline rush dissipates)
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Jake: 🤧🏵 This is fine
Javy: 😑😐 BOI—
LITERALLY 🤣🤣🤣
Jake smh you know this is bad stop being allergic to help and care
#Javy: do i have to do EVERYTHING around here????#Jake: it’ll pass dw#Javy: AS IN PASS AWAY! DUMBASS#i love them#this fic made me realize just how much i love Javy’s character (tho we don’t get much in the movie lmao but what we DO get has my attention#asks#jake hangman seresin#javy coyote machado#hangster hanahaki fic
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This needed to be it’s own post cos I need to know how many of yall agree with me hhshs but anyways this is a continuation of my reaction post to Top Gun: Maverick -
The Scene where Rooster and Hangman interact:
"Bradshaw, as I live and breathe." Literally calling him by his last name??? Peak enemies vibes
"Hangman,,, you look good"
"Damn right I look good. In fact, I'm too good to be true." This is literally what you say to your ex after they dumped you and you're seeing them again after a couple of years.
SERIOUSLY WHY DO THEY INTERACT LIKE JILTED EXES?? Honestly all of them act like they dated each other in their Academy days tbh except Payback and Fanboy, they are boyfriends and Bob who just joined their friend group 😂😂
#Hangman/Coyote/Rooster/Pheonix Polyam When???#Top Gun#top gun maverick#I need someone to write an Academy Fic#I say as I'm writing one of my own sikuhff#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#javy coyote machado#natasha phoenix trace#Payback and Fanboy are bfs pass it on ahshhs#reuben payback fitch#mickey fanboy garcia#robert bob floyd
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when do i get to stop doing it scared and alone :(
#im tired of doing unpleasant things and just bearing it. when do i get to whine. when do i get to yell baout it#when is that allowed. i dont think its ever allowed and its killing me#del gets personal#coyotes and leg traps still. itll pass. complained about it to someone today who was like 'yeah you have to do things you dont here'#like yeah i know. been doin it. when do i get to Stop.
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my son grew up :)
#dook dook#wolfquest#hes the son of jackal (one of my favorites)#ill probably keep playing jackal until he passes away tho#i was so upset bc hollow died twice#(cougar & coyote)#and trying to boot up after he died it tried making me start a new game#but then i found out that. my save before coyote attack still existed.#SOMEHOW.#this is on my hardest save
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which animals do you connect with therian wise? I will be surprised if not bears!
#eastern coyote/coywolf to be specific#I started this blog before I fully understood that part of myself#and forever regret making Bears such a part of my identity online#the more time passes the more I want people to understand that I'm just a dog#(and only a dog)#(I feel like I don't belong in most nonhuman communities because I am exactly one (1) real-world animal and nothing else)
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