There's some homophobic language in this one:

Don't have a clean excerpts post for this novel like I did for C&E. Here's Old Muleskinner and an eight year old who's Like Him.

coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

twenty-nine scenes remain in this novel. current goal is to finish all twenty-nine scenes before may 18th.

from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

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novel is at 55.5k tonight

My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

One side of the front door was still open from where we went in. I could see a crowd, bustling in the sunlight that fell on their raggedy clothes. They were making a hooting sound and fighting over something; a small shape that looked dark and wet. It was all limp. Between the thin, snatching hands, it came apart, piece by piece.

Spent half an age looking for this marvelously strange horror story and I don't want to lose it again.

okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

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novel is at 55.5k tonight

Adore the way Old Muleskinner and the Iconoclast talk to each other. It's so funny. I'm reading this and hoping everyone else is also "walter white screaming in the truck" about it.

Don't have a clean excerpts post for this novel like I did for C&E. Here's Old Muleskinner and an eight year old who's Like Him.

homeschooling in the US needs to be regulated but this is one of those conversations that immediately gets crushed by extremist conservatives and even well-meaning liberals will pipe up to be like "well some homeschooling is good!" when that's absolutely not relevant. regulation will not change anything for the homeschooling families who are serious about their children's education. the people who need to be regulated are the fringe extremists

Standing in the parking lot of my apartment building, chatting with a neighbor, commentating on the cloud rotation literally right above us

I've always loved the alien 3 promo stuff that say "THE BITCH IS BACK" so I made a design inspired by it

LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK

The dissertation is officially real!

it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing