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cotton-turtle · 5 months

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Bag of "Sorted Jellybeans" but they look random and only I know how they're sorted, but I won't tell you

#cotton turtle #lol #jokes #jelly belly #jellybean #candy

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memes-from-the-cotton-cloud · 2 months

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#cotton turtle #funny #jokes #laugh #lol #memes #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 #ive never actually played tf2 but ive read so much that ik this is accurate

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counterbury-tales · 3 months

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Cotton Turtle's Tale

Slice #31

Special thanks to @cotton-turtle!

#cotton turtle #comic strip #gag a day #toaster

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omnybus · 5 months

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#meme #shitpost #cotton candy #chicken nuggets #teenage mutant ninja turtles #nmnt #don't dead open inside

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cloudofsalt · 7 months

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from that one anon ask that cracked me up for years (said ask got sent to the shadow realm im so sorry-)

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt leonardo #disaster twins #rottmnt #tcest dni #these two are my state of mind the past fcouple of weeks #also irl thing that happened w me and my sibs n friends too #lmao #dvdjdbdjdbddo sleep on college aint easy ueueuee #but also also!!!! yippe spooky month time!!!#yeets these two as my day 1 /j #cotton posts

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purple-the-turtle · 8 months

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just a silly little magnetic duo (or cotton candy duo, as I’ve dubbed them (I know it doesn’t really make sense lol)) piece, didn’t really want to think abt it to much… i already have an angst idea with them but they deserve some cute in their lives <3

#turtle tots #magnetic duo #cotton candy duo #rottmnt #rise raph #rise leo #piggy back rides!!#hehe :]

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mumblelard · 5 months

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the lodger's new roommate or the lodger's old roommate, a tale of woe

i mounted them using the forty pound command strips and the lodger ripped them down thrice. message received

also, i'm into site specific maps lately and thinking a lot about hand drawn maps. i drew a map of the roads between my girlfriend's house and mine and i like how it turned out

i treated myself to early solstice presents this week: fancy new earbuds that sound so good, new trail shoes, a pink krink k-42 with an opacity that will make you swoon, and a t-shirt by an artist i like. i am still struggling with wanting stuff

i hosted all four of finn's cats yesterday while pest control treated their building. we had a nice visit. kreg keeps saying she wants to live here but i know she would miss her finnie

it got in the high fifties yesterday. i opened all my windows to let the fresh air flow and did a big clean. it was such a pretty day

i have been writing more poems lately. they are built like tiny verbal wunderkammer and filled with bright treasures i find on my rambles. i think, with practice, they are getting better

i'm making cornbread stuffing, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, and roasted chicken this weekend. a makeup dinner for the traditional thanksgiving feast i missed last month

this year has been so packed full of change for me. a struggle that has plagued me for the last four years ended in a most dramatic way. a brutal passage that i survived, mostly, intact. i wish it could have ended some other way, but at least now, it's finally over

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dephroggy · 7 months

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he looks downright stupid but i love him

#i think i did okay for the materials i had #he's made of cotton balls and felt #repo mantis #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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bettertwin1 · 6 months

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happy birthday stinky sewer boy

THANK YOU, COTTON 🫶🫶🫶

#literally can't remember the nickname i gave you #cotton tail?#cotton swab?#it had cotton in it right??#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins #leo rottmnt

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cake-wlk · 1 year

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this little guy fills me with so much seratonin

#terapagos #pokemon #rambling #FLUFFY......... TURTLE...................#IT LOOKS LIKE ITS COVERED IN COTTON CANDY

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sermna · 2 years

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Me: yeah I always recognize jokes and colloquialisms

Also me: told my music teacher a lengthy story about how I had a turtle in my locker (I had PE second to last period where I found it and was also like. 13. So please don't judge lmao) and asked her not to say anything. She said "say anything about what" and started crying because I thought she'd ignored me

#i never cotton on to those!!#the turtle went on to live in my backyard btw they just do their own thing

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cotton-turtle · 6 months

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I'm a casual gamer.

And that's okay.

I, admittedly, kinda suck at most games. Platforming AND shooting? Nope. I can't manage both. Precise dodge times for potential lethal shots? No way. Combat systems past 4 buttons? I'll just lay here, thanks.

But I love a good story. I can't write out how much I absolutely adore stories. I may not be a writer, but my stories run through my veins. Because of this contradiction, I often find myself looking at a game, playing the first 3 stages/chapters/bosses/etc, and setting it down because I suck absolute ass at it. I'm not "Can't get past the tutorial jump of Cuphead game journalist" bad, but I am "The hardest thing I managed in videogames was that I beat the first 3 stages of Cuphead on simple mode" bad.

Because of this, I OFTEN find myself watching plot synapses of the more story-based games that I picked up, enjoyed, and realized would only be able to beat in 5 years.

I'm also, however, of the opinion that games shouldn't necessarily have an easy mode. Games like Dark Souls would lose value if they catered towards people like me, and I've accepted that I will never be able to beat them. But that doesn't mean I don't dive into internet rabbit holes about the plot of Doom, even though I can't even beat level 5.

Anyways, there's my rant.