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You would not believe your eyes
If you gave me garlic fries
And I turned around to put them in my ass
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"No, I'm the real one! Shoot them!" trope but they both genuinely believe themselves to be the real one and eventually it just turns into a clone situation where they agree "Cool, there's two of me now"
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I've noticed European people comment on America's small talk problem. To that I say; We don't have a small talk problem, we have a small talk solution.
Just a few moments ago, I was walking past an elderly man and his dog. The problem was that it was at the edge of a park, on a small path that was only about 5 ft wide and total. We were both headed in opposite directions, and there was no space to just move to the side without still being close. This would be a very tense situation, especially considering it was at an hour of the day where not many people were out walking in general, so how did I disarm this situation?
Me: *I wave at him with a smile*
Him: *Waves back* How are ya?
Me: I'm doin pretty good, you?
Him: Very well. Gorgeous day out.
Me: It is. Cute puppy.
Him: Thank you.
And by that point, we were past eachother, and stopped talking. I'd never seen him before, and I'll likely never see him again, but that very short transaction that only lasted 10 seconds at most helped us both feel much more comfortable in the situation.
So, if an American ever smiles to you, waves, and/or asks how your day was, don't be concerned or offended. It's just our way of signifying to you that we are not a threat, and hell, we might be more uncomfortable than you are. All you have to do is smile, wave back, and make the most basic of conversation.
#cotton turtle#american accent#american#american culture#america#usa#usa culture#small talk#European#europe
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I find it funny that Americans can also do American accents as a joke sometimes, simply because our country has like 6 different accents, and all of those accents have a bunch of subsets
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It's always annoyed me when people draw Sun and Moon interacting like they're separate beings, when they were always, obviously meant to be the same animatronic shifting faces.
They had to create a whole ass combination (Eclipse) before people got it.
Just a pet peeve
#cotton turtle#fnaf#fnaf security breach#five nights at freddy's#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf ruin#fnaf eclipse#fnaf daycare attendant
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I am all for abstract art when it has literally any creativity or substance. Whoever painted that just threw blue on a damn canvas. I don't care whether I would be able to make it or not, I wouldn't want to anyway, because it means nothing.
Examples of abstract art I like are these
Ironically, things like old ai art. The robotic dreams where you couldn't quite decipher what was happening. To be clear, I don't think it's real art, but that's a whole other discussion.
But when your personal room in an actual museum is virtually just copies of the same damn painting?
Go fuck yourself.
You have learned how to create, but you have said nothing with the things you've made.
abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
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Fries are trending rn, so answer the question:
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air sipping is the mark of people you don't know people you don't like and health nuts if you or I or none of those things go right ahead homie send post
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what do you even do after seeing Niagara Falls?
"Wow. It really is beautiful. And to think that us, human beings, we crafted this with our own hands, putting our minds together to create something so beautiful."
And then what? Just go get a turkey sandwich?? Like where do you even go from there. At least with the Grand Canyon there's no barrier to stop you from hurling yourself off, because that's the only fitting resolution to seeing it that I can think of. Like that's nice, gonna go back to your 9-5 now?
Even if your plan is to go around to all the other big tourist attractions (Eiffel Tower, Great Wall of China, Statue of Liberty, etc) there's nothing to do once you run out of places.
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Was fully prepared for either Megalovania or to be Rick Rolled
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THE DRAINING SPELL TAKING PLACE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER THE OWL HOUSE ENDED??
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Cotton's Hot Chocolate recipe
I hate absurdly long backstories, especially for simple recipes, so here's the gist: I wanted hot chocolate but I was out of premade, so I spent a week perfecting my own and it's better than Nestle imo. The end.
Ingredients:
Powder mix (make as much as u want idc):
1 part cocoa powder
5 sugar
½ instant coffee
⅛ salt
Drink mix:
32 oz milk (2 servings)
Optional:
½ tsp cinnamon
½ tsp ginger
1. Use mortar and pestle to grind instant coffee fine powder. Yes, this is important.
2. Place powder ingredients into sealed container. Shake vigorously until one color. Set aside.
3. Add milk* to pot. Add cinnamon and ginger to taste** (recommended: 1 tsp each per serving). Heat on medium-low*** to desired temperature.
4. Combine 1 Tbsp of drink mix per serving.
5. Enjoy
* MUST use milk, not water. Otherwise it tastes bad. I have no idea how it tastes with alternative milks, but it's better with whole than 2%
** "To taste" may very well be none. If you do enjoy them, cinnamon and ginger must be heated with the milk in order to stew the flavor into the drink, and not just have the plants rested on top/bottom.
*** Microwave use is not recommended. Adds metallic flavor, does not evenly heat milk, and does not properly allow cinnamon and ginger flavor to soak in.
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
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Spoilers for all routes of Undertale Yellow:
Okay, so Clover is the soul of justice, right? He went down there to find the missing humans, and discovered they had all been killed. So why didn't he fuck some shit up in the canon ending??
I'm not saying genocide route was the right call, but he should've at least gone for Asgore. Yes, not all of the souls were innocent, which means not all of them needed avenging. But he's justice goddammit! Find out who and why, and bring those who unjustly killed your kind their comeuppance! Let the human souls who were innocent free, allow the monsters to keep those that were not, probably kill Asgore, and then hell, give up your soul anyways if you think that's fair!
Clover didn't bring any justice to the Underground. He brought compassion. Which is needed, but not from him.
I've just gotten around to watching what's going on with Undertale: Yellow (which is canon in my branium), and the "Does this make it a caterpillar?" joke is making me assume that all of the human souls would get along because of a shared garbage sense of humor which consists mostly of puns.
#cotton turtle#undertale clover#undertale#undertale yellow#undertale yellow clover#clover undertale yellow#undertale yellow genocide#undertale yellow pacifist#asgore dreemurr#asgore undertale#undertale asgore#asgore#undertale pacifist#undertale genocide#undertale six souls#undertale souls
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