GUYS. So we all know Dino Nuggies correct? a classic. Simply incomparable. however....I may or may not have stumbled across something that may be potentially better while traipsing about Aldi's yesterday. (and yes i know there isn't actually an S at the end but that's what they get for giving their grocery store a human sounding name. I'm looking at you too, Joann's) Hear me out.....wait for it....
SEAHORSE NUGGIES.
They're dino nuggies, BUT THEY'RE SHAPED LIKE SEAHORSES!!!
If they're still there next time I'm grocery shopping, best bet I'm trying them!
I was trying to sleep when a thought popped in my head.
Jason had most likely never eaten a chicken nugget ever in his entire life.
Chicken Nuggets were invented sometime in the 50s (Jason "drowned" in 1957) by a guy called Robert C. Baker, but they didn't get popular until 1983 once McDonald's started to sell them.
So unless the campers had brought the makings for chicken nuggies to the camp (bakers recipe was published at Cornell publication Agricultural Economics Research in 1963), he's never had one before. And honestly, that's just fucking sad cuz I just know he would've loved dino nuggies as a kid. They would've been his favourite food and no one can tell me otherwise.
Also, I know from frozen foods existed since ww2, BUT frozen dinners/meals didn't become a common household thing till the 50s but, knowing how abusive Pamela's husband was, she probably didn't get those. And then they'd also the fact that chicken Nuggets just weren't that common during the time Jason was living with his mother.
Hopefully I'll actually be able to sleep now.
Now I'm imagining Jason at a McDonald's drive thru waiting for his nuggies and big Mac 💀💀
Actually, maybe he’d prefer Popeyes... does Popeye even have nuggies? (I've never gone to a popeyes before)