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Gonna say this now, P would love the song Ego by Willy Williams, he just would, he also would probably like Deftones, it would either be really moody or just in a whole nother language, I don't know what he would think of people like n9neful and CORPSE, would probably be confused as to why their voices are so deep or be just scared
#liesofp#lies of p pinocchio#lies of p#pinocchio#lies of p headcannons#lies of p headcanons#deftones#lies of p brainrot#corpse husband#n9neful
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Catnap headcannons because this kitty won the poll in a landslide 
🌙Almost never speaks
🌙 On the very rare occasion that he does speak I kinda imagine him sounding like corpse husband
🌙 Has a habit of just materializing behind people and scaring the crap out of them by accident
🌙Petty, spiteful, passive aggressive and sarcastic, but like in a slay way 💅🏻
🌙 As his name would suggest he takes a lot of frequent naps, and sometimes just randomly falls asleep 
🌙 If you try to pick him up he’ll do that cat thing where he becomes a liquid 
🌙 Always dresses like he rolled out of bed in the clothes that he’s wearing (because he probably did)
🌙Purrs when happy, content, or just whenever he’s around Dogday 
🌙 as I said, in my Dogday head cannons, I imagine these characters living in their own cartoon world, separate from the factory, but still having a little bit of memory overlap with their factory counterparts, so whenever catnap encounter some thing that might’ve belong to Theodore like clothing, accessories, or some sort of toy he will hold it in his arms like one would hold a baby and rock it gently while humming a lullaby, just like Dogday he has no idea why he does this 
🌙 sometimes just randomly kisses Dogday’s hand out of nowhere for no reason other than to amuse himself by making Dogday flustered 
🌙 hums lullabies to himself when he’s just hanging out or completing some random task 
🌙 affectionately brings people dead animals because cat
🌙Has retractable claws
🌙As we see in the VHS he’s canonically a drug dealer I don’t make the rules 
🌙 has both depression and insomnia…It’s about as pleasant as you think it is
💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛💜🐈⬛
#Smiling critters#catnap#catnap x dogday#dogday x catnap#headcannons#yes I know I procrastinated on this one#headcanons#sleepyday
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since you mentioned shipping four and acht in the past do you have any headcannons of how their relationship would work?
Ooooh I’ve been hoping someone would ask this!!!
Side Order spoilers below!
Acht and Four first met in the Memverse. I go with the theory that Agent 4 was controlled by Order and became Parallel Canon. When Eight reconfigured their palette, they didn’t go back to normal because they had been fully greyscaled. So in a last ditch effort to save them, Marina sent them back into the Memverse in hopes of having them climb the Spire of Order and regaining their memories in the same way she planned for sanitized octos to. Acht met them during their ascent of the spire and slowly fell in love. As Agent 4 began to regain their memories, their feelings grew for Acht as well. (I’m actually writing a fanfic on this right now!)
Acht is initially terrified of leaving the Memverse because they know they’ll be in the Deepsea Metro and will have to face the reality of having been sanitized. Eventually, Four is able to encourage them to live in the real world for a little bit, but surprises them by going to the Deepsea Metro to be there when Acht did eventually leave the Memverse. This is where they had their first kiss!
The two both struggle with the trauma of losing their free will to an AI. They provide comfort for each other as best as they can.
Acht is significantly taller than Four and will often pick them up randomly, carrying them on their back.
Four comes up with a new nickname for Acht every time they see them. They have a list in their phone of ideas, most of which are food themed. A few examples: Mx. F1sh, Seaweed, Matcha Latte, Sushi, and My Corpse Bride (or partner or husband, Acht is ok with any of them).
Acht is emo and Four is kidcore so their aesthetics clash but in a beautiful way.
Four was a fan of DJ Dedf1sh before they met Acht.
Acht uses they/them and is an asexual greyromantic lesbian. Four uses she/they and is demisexual and pansexual.
Girlboss (Acht) x girlfail (Four)
That’s about all I’ve got for right now! Thank you so much for asking! I love these two so much and will gladly rant about them forever!
#acht splatoon#ahato mizuta#dedf1sh#splatoon agent 4#agent 4 side order#agent 4#Acht x Agent 4#Dedfour#side order#side order spoilers#asks#ask#ask box#This is basically just me going “what if my comfort characters kissed?”
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Chronically Online
How to Navigate:
❤ Heart = Fluff
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Headcannons
Dream
Quackity
Karl Jacobs
GeorgeNotFound
Sapnap
Platonic!Ranboo
Platonic!TommyInnit
Awesamdude
Punz
Foolish Gamers
Corpse Husband
Sykkuno
Mr Beast (Jimmy Donaldson)
Chandler Hallow
#mcyt headcanons#mcyt imagine#dream imagine#dream x reader#dream masterlist#quackity x reader#quackity fanfic#quackity imagine#quackity masterlist#karl jacobs fic#karl jacobs x reader#karl jacobs imagine#karl jacobs masterlist#georgenotfound x y/n#georgenotfound x reader#georgenotfound imagine#georgenotfound masterlist#sapnap imagine#sapnap x reader#sapnap masterlist#ranboo x reader#ranboo imagine#ranboo masterlist#tommyinnit imagine#tommyinnit x reader#tommyinnit masterlist#awesamdude imagine#awesamdude x reader#awesamdude masterlist#punz x reader
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Nikolai Gogol x male! reader head-cannons
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hc or oneshot/series: headcannons
male! reader, you/your pronouns and masculine pronouns, can also be read as trans or cis reader
nikolai gogol x male! reader
genre: maybe a bit of angst if you squint but a lot of fluff
romantic/platonic?: romantic
fandom: BSD
cw: nikolai is insane {what else is new}, mentions of de@th, philosophical beliefs
{angel’s note🪽: I barely see any nikolai x male reader fics, we need some for our mlm guys! Nikolai is also one of my favorite characters}
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Scenario:
I guess this is how you two meet if you already didn’t think of a scenario like that
anyways, you could be held hostage by him, Nikolai definitely expected you to beg and scream for him to spare you
people desperate to save their lives and weeping for their killers to save them was always so pleasant to his ears
you were different, however. Maybe you weren’t as smart as Fyodor or as charming as Dazai but you got him
he was surprised on how philosophical you went on him, you understood how fragile life was, how useless it could be if you don’t accomplish anything, in short, after that conversation, he thought you were precious
it also took a bunch of convincing to keep you alive to fyodor
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actual hc’s:
you mean A LOT to him, always around you, wanting to be in your presence
it honestly doesn’t matter if you are a man, he doesn’t care if people give you guys dirty looks {he’ll just cut their legs off later!}
definitely quizzes you for fun, even if you get the answer wrong he’ll give you a peck on the lips
pulls your legs through his portal to scare then gets really happy when he sees you
“hi, моя любимая!” (don’t confuse that with russian btw)
“NIKOLAI WTF???”
probably annoys his victims talking about you, and how lucky he is to have you as a [boyfriend/fiancee/husband]
if you live with him, he puts this LOUDD alarm at like 4am to wake you up
he likes bathing/showering with you, it doesn’t even have to be sensual, it’s just nice having a moment to yourselves
don’t let him cook for you though, he’d burn the place down, not even joking
gives you a human heart for valentines day, the smell was vile, mostly up to you if you want to throw it away or keep it
brings 1000 animals to your place, a few of them were giraffes, HOW’D HE EVEN GET THAT
if you’re in the DOA he’d be your partner every single time
if you don’t work with him he’d be happy to introduce you to Sigma and Fyodor, but he’d also rather you stay away from that organization
he makes you braid his hair every single day, even if you’re horrible at braiding, it wouldn’t matter cause he’d still keep his hair like that
PROBABLY SLEEPS IN HIS JESTER OUTFIT TOO, WITH HIS STUPID SHOES AND EVERYTHING
LOVES physical touch and giving gifts, they’re his love languages
speaking of physical touch, he likes giving you big bear hugs, holding hand and cuddling with you
pulls your face through the portal to kiss you, it’s actually pretty cute
also, your gifts mostly consists of body parts or dead corpses {how romantic}
{this is a little short, sorray 😞}
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#SoundCloud#nikolai gogol#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bungo stray dogs x reader#nikolai gogol x reader#nikolai gogol x male reader#bungou stray dogs x male reader
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CONTENT CREATOR FANFICS REC PT.2
[Fanfics i've read]
edited
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♡ - smut
Mostly fluff
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Corpse husband
Tommyinnit
technoblade
- DSMP reacting to you actually being rich
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@beeindaclouds - Things you do that they love pt.1 pt.2
- DSMP reacting to Reader with a high spice tolerance
- C!DSMP meet OWL!Reader, right-hand of Lady Death
- Children!DSMP reacting to Babysitter!Reader having a partner
- Crew Boys reacting to you "saving" their basket ball
- dsmp with rich!reader
- C!DSMP react to Reader switching during a fight
- C!DSMP w/ a Vampire!Reader
@dsmpxreaderstuff - reader gifting the dsmp flower
- sassy! reader
- Reader who's always wearing gloves
- your highness
@ruminationnn - nickname for you
@rae-writes - sbi finding out techno has a daughter
@basilly - kissing their nose
@astrologyslayy - what the dsmp would do when crushing on you
- their reactions when they watch you draw
@god-of-balance - ___(hybrid creeper!reader)
@krabs-quill - old phantom phriend
@brightert0mb - Syndicate Gang with a Glare/Allay/Copper Golem!Reader Headcannons
@ruminationnn - a random hug from the reader headcanons
@angel-anoetic - killer cutie (killer bunny!reader)
@cupidmybeloved - ice skating (platonic)
- knitting (sbi x sibling!reader)
@voidgonemissing - a gentle rainy day (platonic)
@helliontherapscallion - sbi sibling deer hybrid!reader
@ramzawrites - strike me down,Zeus! (creeper hybrid!reader)
@retroaria - comparing hand sizes
@modelbus - face id
@thabeeboii - (Y/N) loves hugging people randomly pt.2
@streaming-yn - p! cc! multiple x shy! y/n
- forgetful!y/n duo names
- forgetful!y/n interacting with other streamer
@myntrose - face reveal pog?
@quackarl - mcyt having a crush
@griffintail - just another day (sbi x winged!child reader)
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corpse husband
@sarahwasfound - fuckin' hot
@thefanficmonster - the doll
@bunnvlr - Mama's boy
@malleux - spell
@whiteqnn - pure 2
@quits-writing - being corpse husband's s/o hc
@castor--writes - corpse finding out you have a bingus cat baby
@rottenroyalebooks - my girlfriend is a witch
@dollsbite - corpse with a pink-obsessed s/o
@kbrownie - leaked
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tommyinnit
@isadora-larkspur - tommy with shorter reader
@ohlovejoy - reacting to his beard
- the jitters (mute!reader)
@julibeeline - tommy and wilbur accidentally revealing their relationship
@sanderchu - breakfast made with love
- ylyl vlog
@modelbus - beguiled in the background
- cute cat
@bingbongsupremacy - little intruder (toddler!reader)
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Technoblade
@ze-maki-nin - child in the snow
@milqueandsugar - ___
@beeindaclouds - having c!technoblade as your dad
@fandomlit - imagine technoblade being jealous of the attention you give tommy
@smelted-applejuice - ___ (techo's daughter)
- ___ (wither skeleton!reader)
@beelzebubaz - techno seeing you in his clothes
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Eli Vanto... Yandere Headcannons? Please?
He is one sly motherfucker.
Thrawn is distant, Thrawn is cold, Thrawn is haughty. Eli tho, Eli is the friend, he’s the one you automatically trust, the one you turn to when you have a problem or need comfort. The one with a gentle smile and warm dispositions.
For that he might be the most dangerous Yandere of them all.
He first forms a friendship with his darling, being the good friend, the pal you can count on, truly your best mate. You laugh, you work, you chat, you gossip with him all day long.
When times come to eat you sprint to the mess hall to meet him and talk with him. You chuckle and smile, happy to be with someone you can fully trust. In all truth you lower all your defenses with him, confessing all your feelings to him.
And he takes notes.
Oh yes he does.
He meticulously notes your likes and dislikes, who you appreciate and hate. He learned everything from Thrawn, patience and tactics, it’s just that his friend would have never guessed he would use them for such an end. Not even Thrawn realized Eli’s growing darkness inside of his chest, he just hides it so well!
Once your trust is acquired he starts to take actions, he will eliminate his rivals one by one, he will influence Thrawn to reach that goal, whispering in his ear “this one deserves a promotion to lead their own forces away from here.”, “This one works against you Grand Admiral, you must get rid of them!” but sometimes he gets his own hands dirty.
He expelled several corpses out in the never ending night of the universe, only for you, my dear.
You plague his dreams and thoughts all night and day long, you’re the only thing he sees when he closes his eyes. But he knows the bound you have, he can be patient and plays the long game.
You can sleep in the same bed no question asked, you trust him so much, he would never do anything. And that is true, he never tries to touch you, just reveling in your presence and scent, some nights he just dares take your hand in his and intertwine your fingers.
Just something innocent and cute, but oh my how it pumps him!
He tactfully cleans up all of your relationships, keeping only his own friends and the one who will make him shine more, getting rid of any threat, platonic, romantic or otherwise. You will only frequent people he approves of while making you think it was your idea, of course.
And none of his friends knows of his dark tendencies, so they always speak good of him. But they noticed his behaviors towards you, how he seems to guard you like an innocent damsel, how he looks black at anyone addressing you. They tease him relentlessly and he flushes furiously, how dare they ?
Now, all will depend on if you start developing sentiments for him or not.
If you do, he will be the happiest man in the universe, covering you in hugs and kisses, you’ll be attached to the hips, he will marry you, buy you a house, give you a kid and a dog, anything your heart might desire he will play the happy, well adjusted husband and bury his darkest desires for your sake and happiness.
If you don’t, however…
You will see him transform from the sweetest man to the ugliest beast you’ve ever seen in a matter of seconds. He will hold you captive, drug you, break you bones, chain you to a wall, and starve you for a mimics of affection, for a token of your love, for a parody of a caress.
It’s okay if you don’t love him yet.
You have all the time in the world in that basement…
@bluechiss @thrawnalani @justanothersadperson93 @al-astakbar@thrawnspetgoose @readinglistfics @elise2174 @debonaire-princess @twilekchiss @pencil-urchin @ineedazeezee @mssbridgerton @dance-like-russia-isnt-watching @Cortisolcosplay
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I see lots of headcannons that c!Tubbo gets addicted to substances when he becomes president but I just cannot see it.
I can see him trying it, once, when Schlatt claps him on the back and shoves a glass of whiskey in his hands with a smile that says he'll kill him if he refuses. I can see Tubbo trying his best not to wince as it burns all the way down, and Quackity and Schlatt laugh raucously at his attempt, and cheers his empty glass.
I can see Tubbo staring at Schlatt's corpse in the van, the body stinking so much of potions that it masks the stench of death, and it settles an icy, paralyzing fear between his ribs. He swears to never let himself become what he's looking at.
I can see Tubbo throwing glances at Schlatt's old liquor cabinet once Tommy is exiled, as Tubbo's grasp on control over his nation is slipping away. I can see Tubbo for a moment remembering how nothing mattered to Schlatt when he was drunk, and for a moment thinking about how nice it would sound for everything to be numb, just for a little while. I can see the thought sending a shiver of true disgust and fear down his spine, and Tubbo draining every last remaining bottle down the toilet. The smell brings him back to the van, and he doesn't sleep that night.
I can see Tubbo, days after Tommy died, his chest aching with a grief that won't go away no matter how much compartmentalizing he tries. I can see his mind going to the kitchen in his and Ranboo's little cabin, where a bottle of wine is forgotten in the top cabinet, a wedding gift from Puffy who didn't know better.
I see Tubbo making it all the way to his cabin and to the kitchen, because he doesn't know what else he can do and this grief is eating him like rot from the inside out, but the cabinet is too high for him to reach on his own, and the stepstool has been relocated to Michael's room so their son can see the snow fall from his window.
I can see the thought being enough for Tubbo to move to the ladder instead, and he holds his son close for hours to try and ease the pain in his heart. And it does, enough so that Tubbo has the strength to get rid of the bottle the next day. He now knows he can't be trusted with it.
I can see Tubbo only begging for it once Ranboo dies. His son is missing, and his husband is dead. He has nothing left but the pain, and he's lost enough by now that he doesn't learn anything new from it. He just wants it to go away.
I can see Tubbo brewing something, anything, just so he can feel something different than the bleeding ache.
I can see the acrid smell of the blaze rods sending him back to the van, and Tubbo's hands start to shake.
He calls Tommy, and when the boy gets there he hands over the stand and tells him to get rid of it. Tommy sets it to the side to wrap Tubbo in a hug, and Tubbo finally, finally cries.
And I can see that's all he really needed all along.
#no disrespect to those who do write ctubbo like that btw!!! this is just my interpretation#this was very spur of the moment sorry i wasn't expecting to write this much#anyway. yeah. lots of thoughts about tubbo today#i think about him a whole lot#dream smp#tw alchohol mention#tw substance abuse#i don't know how to tag this lmao#tw addiction#???#please let me know#ough i hurt my own feelings with this one#meraki post#it's so late at night#bee duo#clingy duo
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More Jujutsu Kaisen Headcannons!!
Gojo has a thing for pain 🙂 it excites him and gets his blood pumping. This used to be for fights but now it’s just in general
Going off the last one, Gojo sometimes turns off his infinity if one of his students or friends throws something at him so he can feel it hit him(not in a sexual way. He literally just enjoys feeling pain the way someone likes soft fabrics)
While Nobara likes looking and acting cute, she is much more comfortable in masculine clothes
Even if Yuta loves Rika in a romantic way(which is weird if he still does btw), Rika doesn’t love him in that way anymore. She loves him in a protective way. A way that would always keep him safe and happy, even if he gets into a new relationship.
Going off that last one, Yuta doesn’t romantically love Rika anymore. They’re just besties(and I think like a glorified closet after her curse was broken or something, but I don’t fully remember lol)
I like to believe that Toji is actually very loyal to his new wife
Going back to Yutas voice, I think he sounds like Shinra from Fire Force in the dub. Idk, that’s just how I’ve always read him as
The only reason Tojis hair doesn’t stick up like Megumi is cause it’s greasy af. Toji rarely showers and it’s only when his wife
Forces him that he does(but he manages to not smell despite rarely showering)
The only reason Yuta would date again is to prove to himself that he can protect someone the way he failed to protect Rika, not because he actually loves the other person(tho he probably wouldn’t be aware of that)
Popular headcannon but Maki is a lesbian and Nobara is bi
Gojo gets his sheets pressed so there aren’t any wrinkles in them
Toji sounds like Corpse Husband :)
Idk if this is a headcannon or actual cannon but twins don’t exist in JJK and are a single person who was cursed and split into two, one having physical strength and the other having cursed abilities. When one dies, the other becomes whole, gaining the abilities and strengths of the deceased twin
Gojo has cold hands
Megumi has sweaty hands
Yuta naturally runs hot to the touch
Outside of battles/fights, Choso is…slow to react to put it nicely. His brain physically doesn’t process things fast. Despite this, his body reacts fast
Geto smells amazing, like good/classic old spice
Geto after he died and his body was taken over by a curse smells like trash(yes I’m salty about his body being used like that)
Yuta has a cute button nose :)
Despite Gojo being supper cocky, I think he is actually very nervous when it comes to intimate relationships. He is very scared that they are going to leave him for someone else or that they will end up hating him because that is all he experienced for a long time
Gojo hates it but certain(genuine) emotions make him cry very easily. Happiness, nervousness, anxiety, things like that
Gojo also doesn’t really know what emotions trigger his tears so he tries to stay very neutral or fake it
Choso smells like the newer old spice scents
Reverse curse technique usually uses both peoples cursed energy when healing someone but there can be times where all the cursed energy is supplied from one person, it’s just a lot more draining on said person
Choso has a line tattoo on his hand and boxes on all other knuckles, example below
Y’all, I know it looks soft and nice but I bet all my money that Geto’s hair is crusty and dry as fuck with split ends on every strand. I’m sorry but you can’t convince me that he takes care of it
Cursed technique is based on/formed from one’s personality
Gojo is dyslexic
There were moments in Megumis childhood where he matched Gojos energy. Gojo has been trying to get that to happen again but ever since Gumi hit like 12, it just hasn’t happened
Gojos glasses are painted black so it’s kinda like a blindfold
Gojo is actually really in tune with other peoples emotions despite not understanding his own
Gojo probably came out as Bi or pan or something but no one believed him. They all think when they see him flirt with anyone other then a woman that he’s “commiting to the bit”
#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jujutsu kaisen imagines#yuta jujutsu kaisen#gojo jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu geto#jujutsu toji#jujutsu gojo#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jjk yuta#megumi fushiguro
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Necromancer Finney AU: Do the revived Ghost Boys ever go home? Y’know to see their parents and/or siblings
Yes! They eventually after they get debriefed on what’s going to happen and how to get re-adjusted to normal life after being a literal corpse hours before.
How I imagine their parents finding out they’re alive is something to say the least. So this is my excuse to talk about it!
With Griffin: His parents were already negligent towards him, and combining this with his peers never really knowing who he is and being invisible I headcannon the only reason Griffin was ever reported missing is when his teachers took notice when he didn’t arrive to school those following mornings. In this au, after finding out their child was kidnapped and presumed dead they hitched it out of Denver, changing their names, numbers, just so they can’t be traced to their old lives. And when police found this out, flabbergasted, and didn’t know what to do honestly but Finney was insistent on Terrance fostering/ adopting Griffin because he really feels for him and he wants to make sure Griff doesn’t go into the system. The two detectives aren’t going to argue with a psychic and a necromancer, so they get that paperwork finished and boom! Griffin Blake is born. (Mm I might make a second post taking about Griffin’s dynamic with the Blake’s)
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Vance: Vance’s parents are, and this is nothing against Vance, we love Vance; monstrously stupid sewer people. Vance’s homelife is toxic and borderline abusive with a shitty fucking dad and a negligent mother who didn’t give a damn about him. Like Beatrice Horseman from “Bojack Horseman” and Neil Hargrove from “Stranger Things”. His parents never cared before his death and they damn well never cared after it either, Vance doesn’t stay at his house often instead opting to either stay at one of the ghost boys houses mainly going to either Bruce or Finn. I just definitely see Vance’s homelife to be the saying, “A house wasn’t a home, and a home wasn’t a house”. All the ghost boys hate Vance’s parents…
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Bruce: Very loving and supportive parents who know that something isn’t quite right with their son, they know he’s different now and they don’t exactly know what to do about it except to just act like everything is normal. Bruce’s sister, Amy, was so fricking happy her brother was back like she didn’t care if he wasn’t like she remembered all that mattered was that he was there, alive and breathing. Like they sobbed their eyes out finding Bruce alive and they hugged him so tight he had to let go to breathe. 10/10 family, they love their son.
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Robin: Also like Bruce, his mother and uncle were very supportive and loving towards him when he came home. His mother also noticed something was off about him so she made sure to let him know that she will always be there for him, and that she loves him so much it physically hurts to even think about him leaving again. She’s very protective over Robin, always making sure he’s not alone when he goes out and tries to keep tabs on him, she’s already lost her husband and her son once, she will be damned if she loses him again. His uncle tries to make sure everything is normal and semi-familiar to Robin, by taking him to the movies, driving down dirtroads and doing stupid pranks or saying stupid dad jokes to make him laugh.
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Billy Paperboy: His family before was very nuclear, and relatively normal. I’d like to think after he was presumed dead his parents got a divorce and after he came back they stayed friends and co-parent to keep something familiar for P.B.. He gives off only child vibes like Vance a little but if I had to give him siblings I think they would be very curious and worried about him since after returning home he’s been a little more snarky and snappy. It’s not what it once was but his family definitely tries their best for him, because they truly love their son. And his dog was like extra excited to see him return home, just he fucking loves his dog, Scooby because I think he and Griff are “Scooby Doo” fans!
But yeah! That’s my silly little ideas for how the parents would react after being reunited with their children! :D
#pippi speaks#necromancer finney au#the black phone fandom#the black phone#the black phone au#tbp finney#tbp bruce#tbp robin#tbp griffin#tbp vance#tbp billy#billy showalter#vance hopper#bruce yamada#griffin stagg#griffin blake#robin arellano#finney blake#I don’t really have a lot to say in my tags but I hope you caught the American dad reference lol#but thank you for asking this because this was a very interesting question because before this I never really thought about their parents#so yeah thanks for sending this question! ^^#also I don’t think Vance would have siblings or be good with children. like I don’t really see him being that way towards them.#if anything I think he would just tolerate them. the exceptions being Gwen and on good days Griffin.#this is actually why I don’t really headcannon and brother! Vance headcannons firv#*for anyone wondering* istg I hate these tiny keys >:(
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I’ve always understood, even before I knew that word, that the monstrous is always a placeholder for queers. I was one of those kids who was disappointed when the beast turned into a prince.
Not just haha, monsterfucker, but because it was the only story I had where the girl was given an alternative to a man. This isn’t something I just made up, either. The movie plays with the dichotomy of man and monster
“We don't like what we don't understand and in fact it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least.” Gaston is framed as the manliest man, the most desirable man, which is the opposite of a beast.
This is all prologue to this story, Python and Apollo. Nowadays, we like Hercules, but to the ancient Hellenes, Apollo was THE hero of Greek myth.
Apollo’s temple was home to the Oracle of Delphi, they called her the Pythia, possibly the most important figure in Hellenic religion. But originally, the Pythia was associated with Python, hence the name
So with this understanding of the monstrous, Apollo and the Pythia represent a heteronormative pairing, Man & Woman. The Pythia had to remain a virgin so her body belonged to Apollo. We’re in the headwaters of modern purity culture now.
So if Apollo is Man, what is Python? Even if Python is male, Python isn’t a Man. Which is intriguing because the Pythia’s communion with Python is deeply intimate.
When the Pythia sat on the Adyton, and gave her prophecies, she breathed in vapors believed to be the sickly sweet fumes of Python’s rotting corpse. Python enters into her body, and possesses her body.
But I got curious when I found out how Python died. See, it’s a story you know, even though you don’t know it. It got christianized as St. George and the Dragon. It’s Bowser and mario. The ur-Dragon and princess story.
Why Python was killed didn’t need explaining, because I was conditioned to imagine it kidnapped the Pythia. Only it didn’t. In the myth, its the divine embodiment of the-straights-are-at-it-again, Hera and Zeus that are to blame.
Zeus fucked around and knocked up Leto. Hera takes out her rage at her husband's infidelity by using her god powers to make Python devour Leto. Leto gives birth to Apollo first, and Apollo slays Python to protect his mother.
Python wasn’t the Oracle’s kidnapper, it was her loyal guardian. Her companion. And with no protector now, Apollo took over that duty. Myths do not tell us if the Pythia wept for her friend
In this initial telling of a story retold over and over again, we find a truth that has had to be blotted out with each retelling. The Princess was happy with the monster, and the monster did nothing wrong.
Something so radical, that that Dragon had to become the embodiment of all evil, to blot it out. This is foundational stuff to western culture. The Dragon becomes the ultimate enemy of christianity for this.
At this point, I had the idea, but I didn’t think it was true. I thought my interpretation was personal and idiosyncratic and totally out of line with the actual text. My whacky headcannon. And then I started reading.
Did you know that our earliest source on Python, Homer’s Ode to Apollo, refers to Python as ’drakaina’, a dragoness? How very odd, and odder still that they changed it later…
Herodotus tells us that the Pythia learned their craft from Egypt. Egypt had their own oracular tradition, centered in Per-Wadjet, an entire city devoted to the Snake GODDESS Wadjet.
Wadjet herself is an interesting figure full of queer imagery. She’s depicted as a woman, with either a ‘white vulture’s head’ or ‘an erect cobra head’. Use your own imagination for what those might mean.
So Wadjet is transmitted to a pre-Hellenic Greeks as Python. Likely through the Minoans, who also were really big on Snake Goddesses, and also, women’s rights.
The Hellenes were not. A woman’s place was either as part of her fathers house, part of her husbands house, or a sacred virgin. While the Hellenes celebration of MLM relationships makes them popular with today’s queers...
if you were a woman your sexuality was strictly controlled in Hellenic society. This is the reason reason Python had to be dethroned, and a man put in control and possession over female divinity.
This is not exactly a new theory, Robert Graves pioneered this interpretation of Python as a pre-Hellenic deity. But Graves mistake was attempting to universalize an ideal pre-historic feminine religion.
I’m not. I’m making a specific and more clear claim: That Wadjet was transmitted from Egypt to Greece through Oracular Traditions, and these had to be suppressed by the hellenes for their sapphic sexual connotations and practices.
This wasn’t the end of the story though. Feminine divinity was too powerful for the Greeks to do without entirely. And Greek women rebelled religiously, through the cult of bacchus.
If you think Bacchus was just the god of like grapes and shit, you’re wrong and in for another wild tale some time. Interestingly, Bacchus vied with Apollo for the Temple of Delphi, before ‘willingly’ yielding to him.
Funny how Apollo keeps getting control of the Pythia without doing anything to pursue that. It just keeps falling into his hands, he doesn’t seek power. We have one story of Apollo interacting with a prophetess.
It’s from the Illiad. Apollo sees Kassandra in a temple and desires her. She says no, and for this he curses her. She will tell the truth about the future, but she will not be believed.
The greatest hero of greek myth is one who makes sure women will not be believed. This has startling ramifications that are with us today. The story mythologizes reality, of queer women being controlled and killed.
This is to suppress Gnoesis. Direct knowledge of the self and ultimate reality without the intervention of the senses or reason. By bodily communing with the dragon goddess women fulfilled the Delphic maxim “Know thyself”
All of this is context to say: I am now starting a sex cult. The ancient greek queers could see the future and achieve gnoesis by having sapphic sex with dragons, and I am convinced we can too.
The First Floridian Church of the Sapphic Dragon Epiphany is available for Weddings, Funerals, Orgies and the search for Gnoesis and new and exciting drugs.
This is not a joke. $50 and travel expenses gets you my religious services for the day. Coming soon I’ll be offering ophidiomancy readings to reveal the future. There will be T-Shirts.
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almost just started crying thinking abt an official critical role comic book illustrated by gerard. like if they end up doing bell’s hells origins series? imagine his take on the hair-trigger heart of gold punk rock barbarian who is an actual rock. his take on the selfless mini robot therapist who oh is kind of fucked up actually. the geriatric gnome who may or may not have worked for and/or murdered santa claus and is also a werewolf. the giant satyr klepto/nympho/pyro who accessorizes exclusively w flowers that can kill you. the purple-haired horse girl who has lightning crawling up her arms and also has traumatizing prophetic visions AND can read minds?? the beautiful hobbit swordsman who pretends his selflessness in battle has nothing to do his unmanaged grief over the murder of his husband?? the literal corpse of a woman who is a ray of sunshine despite the whole corpse thing and whose best friend is a dead rat she headcannons as horny??? and the horse girl and the corpse woman are fucking?????????
#i can not stress enough to you how self indulgent this is. i will be shocked if any actually reads this through to the tags#i just had to get this out i know they would body it so hard pls pls pls pls pls pls pl somssw#like girl two of the characters are he/theys they could just make it a fucking autobiography with funky character design#im not caught up at all on c3 btw im up to like ep23. I’ve been busy with the above#whatever. sue me#critical role#bells hells#my posts#text
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kiru's official character list and rules<3
KDRAMA
Extraordinary Attorney Woo (all characters)
Alchemy Of Souls (all characters)
Hwarang (all characters)
Business Proposal (all characters)
ANIME
My Hero Academia (all characters)
Haikyuu (all characters)
Kakegurui (all characters)
Attack On Titan (all characters)
KPOP
BTS
BLACKPINK
EXO
GOT7
TWICE
ITZY
SERIES/MOVIES
Stranger Things (all characters and actors)
The Umbrella Academy (all characters and actors)
The Vampire Diaries (all characters and actors)
The Originals (all characters and actors)
Marvel (all characters and actors)
ARTISTS
One Direction
Maneskin
Lovejoy
Ariana Grande
Taylor Swift
DSMP/MCYT/STREAMERS/YOUTUBERS
Valkyrae
Pokimane
Sykunno
Corpse Husband
LDShadowLady (STRICTLY platonic)
SMajor (M!Reader only)
Dream (C! and CC!)
GeorgeNotFound (C! and CC!)
Callahan (C! only)
Sapnap (C! and CC!)
Awesamdude (C! and CC!)
DropsByPonk (C! only)
BadBoyHalo (C! and CC!)
TommyInnit (C! and CC! no smut)
Tubbo (C! and CC! no smut)
Fundy (C! and CC!)
Punz (C! and CC!)
Purpled (C! and CC!)
Wilbur Soot (C! and CC!)
Jschlatt (C! and CC!)
Skeppy (C! and CC!)
Eret (C! and CC!)
JackManifoldTV (C! and CC!-no smut)
Nihachu (C! and CC!-no smut)
Quackity (C! and CC!)
Karl Jacobs (C! and CC!-no smut)
Technoblade (C! only)
Ph1LzA (C! (Romantic allowed) and CC! (STRICTLY PLATONIC)
CaptainPuffy (C! and CC!-no smut)
Ranboo (C! and CC! M!Reader and GN!Reader only-no smut)
Foolish Gamers (C! and CC!)
Hannahxxrose (C! only-no smut)
RULES FOR REQUESTING:
I write: Smut, Fluff, HCs, Headcannons
Please request only what I have listed down
Please follow what I said especially regarding the DSMP/MCYT
Please elaborate what kind of story you want if not I would write the ending myself
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AND-CLAUDIA’S Taglist Sign Ups!!!
Here are all of my Taglists that you can sign up for. Please note though, these are for One Shots (Drabbles/imagines) and Headcannons. These are NOT for any series I am writing, those will have their own Taglists.
Each fandom does have its own form to fill out, you can be on as many as you’d like. In the event that I add characters to a fandom, I will tag anyone that has signed up for that fandom in a post letting yall know that there are new characters and if y’all want to be add to theirs to fill out a new form.
If you are on a Taglist and wish to be removed send me a message and I’ll get that taken care of.
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Praise Bingus (No fucking way)
→ I do not claim to know corpse- therefore please don't think that this is what he would actually act like, or that any details about his life are actually true. this is fiction.
→ Pairing: Corpse Husband X Fem!Reader
→ Genre: Angst and fluff. (FLUFF IS COMING I SWEAR)
→ Words: 3.9k
→ In a world where everyone is born with a mark on their wrist, two souls come together over the power of bingus.
→ (this isnt crack lol)
→ Warnings: Lots of swearing, um self-depreciation? rejection (kinda) and negative thoughts overall. Sorry im new to warnings.
→ Authors Note: this is the first time im doing like angst so please tell me if I did well? Um also, I’ve already started on the part 2 so keep your eyes out for that. If you wanna be tagged for part two please comment and lemme know. Also check out my other fics if you want!
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Part two →
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Soulmates were a phenomenon. They'd been there for ages, drawn into the Egyptian tomb paintings, seen in the cave paintings from millions of years ago, talked about in stories passed down from generation to generation. They could be matching drawings, first words, names; all black before the soulmates met and turning gold the moment they talked to each other. There wasn't a scientist in the world who could explain the phenomenon.
You'd received your mark at birth just like everyone else, a sentence running around your wrist,
"No fucking way."
Your parents weren't that happy when you asked at the age of 4 what "fucking" meant but it wasn't that bad. You were happy that you had something unique, something other than the "Hi," or "Excuse me," that was on every other arm.
When you were 13, a little girl on the train pointed to your wrist and asked her mom what it meant. Ever since then, you'd taken to wearing bracelets over it. This had turned out to be a good idea because a few years later you started making Youtube videos. At the age of 16, you started a Youtube channel where you focused on a variety of things; makeup, fashion, games, art, skits and a whole lot more.
At the age of 20, you had a steady following of a little more than a million subscribers, and you had moved to LA to be closer to all your Youtube friends. You hadn't just grown on Youtube, you'd also started a lot of side projects. You were known for the art that you did on the side, along with the makeup palette you'd come out with a year ago. Soon you were planning to release a merch collection, one that you had been working on for a whole year now.
You hadn't met your soulmate at this point but honestly, you didn't really mind. Balancing Youtube and study (along with all your other side projects) was hard. There was no need to add the struggle of love into it... Or that's what you told yourself anyways.
There were days though, days where you wished you had someone to hug, someone to cuddle in bed with, someone to go on long walks with. You didn't let yourself wallow on it that long though. Crying about it was gonna do absolutely nothing.
It started on a rainy day. The story of you and him. You were editing your soon to be uploaded video, an e-girl outfits lookbook, which had been requested by your followers. Your personal style was all over the place and your previous soft girl and cottage care look books had done well, so you decided to continue the series.
You eyes blurred as you looked at the same point of the video, and you sighed, removing your glasses and rubbing your eyes. Your editor was sick and had let you know that they wouldn't be able to edit it by the deadline so here you were, editing it yourself. You stretched in your chair letting out a yawn. You were contemplating on whether to make coffee or not when your phone pinged.
"Nooooo" you whined when you noticed it was on the coffee table that was just a little out of your reach. Stretching your foot out, you tried to grab it between your toes and then sighed when the phone fell.
"I have zero luck, I swear" you muttered to yourself, bending to pick up the phone.
The text was from Rae, asking you to join a game of Among Us. You and Rae had been friends for a bit now, which all started when she came across your art and decided to order something from you. You had chatted and clicked immediately, immediately becoming fast friends. Ever since the lockdown started, she often asked you to join in on Among us games and your friendship had really grown over these past few months.
You sent a quick "sure!" and then went to your table, waiting for the PC to turn on. Quickly tweeting out that you were streaming, you opened up Youtube and turned on the stream, saying a quick hello and letting them know what you'd be doing.
"Rae just invited me guys, I don't really know who's there," you mumbled, replying to a comment asking you who you were playing with.
You squinted your eyes, joining the voice chat and then opening your phone camera to quickly check that you didn't look horrible. Sure you didn't really care about how you looked but it was always good to check that you didn't have anything stuck between your teeth before you turned on the camera.
There was already a conversation going on, between who you thought was Corpse and Sykkuno, judging by their voices.
"Yeah I could totally do that. Get a cat and name it Bingus. I wonder if th-"
You gasped when you heard what they were talking about and unmuted yourself immediately yelling "PRAISE LORD BINGUS" and effectively shocking everyone in the chat.
A moment of silence and then Rae yelled: "OH MY FUCKING GOD Y/N, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME."
You giggled as everyone groaned and whined, saying hi as they realised who it was. You had played with Sykkuno and the others a few times before but you'd never met Corpse before. You'd heard his voice though, as he was trending on twitter constantly over the past few weeks. Once they all quietened down, you realised Corpse hadn't said anything. Since you knew everyone else in the lobby, you introduced yourself, wondering if you'd scared him a bit too hard.
"Hey Corpse, I'm Y/N from Y/C/N, its so nice to finally meet you," you said gritting your teeth at you awkward introduction. For a second there was no response and then three words were said that made your jaw drop to the floor.
"No fucking way"
He had whispered it, obviously still in shock, and your eyes widened in surprise as a tingle spread all over your body. So this was what everyone meant by "you'll just know," when you asked them about how you would recognize your soulmate.
"Holy shit" you thought frozen in your seat.
Never had you been more glad that you hadn't turned the camera on yet.
"Uhhhh-" you started, but stopped now knowing what to say.
What the fuck were you supposed to do now.
"Wha- Whats wrong?" Rae asked after a moment passed.
Corpse cleared his throat and started "Its um, shes my -" and you cut him off, heart beating in your chest.
"Nothing. Its nothing." you said talking over him. "Who else are we waiting for Rae?" you asked joining the lobby quickly and choosing red as your colour.
"Uh one more person," she said slowly, still a bit confused.
"Oh awesome!" you said fake enthusiasm prevalent in your voice. "So Sykkuno," you started, wanting to keep the conversation going. "How's Bimbus doing?"
Sykkuno launched into a story of Bimbus and you blew out a sigh of relief, mind still numb over the revelation.
Corpse was your soulmate.
The guy who had literally went viral the past few weeks was your soulmate.
You'd finally found him.
You heard Rae cut Sykkuno off, telling everyone she was starting the game and muttered a "Thank god" when the words "CREWMATE" appeared on your screen. You would not have been able to play imposter at the moment, your mind pretty much stuck on the fact that Corpse was your fucking soulmate.
Heading down to admin, you realised you hadn't said anything yet to the stream so you quickly turned on your cam, saying a quick sorry to the viewers.
"Sorry guys, I forgot to put the camera on," you smiled focusing on card swipe.
"I hope everyone's been okay, I know this was quite sudden, but Rae invited me and I was like why not you know," you said rambling as you moved to comms and did the task there.
Lights were called and you moved to electrical, arriving there just as Leslie fixed them. You moved into the back of electrical doing the three tasks you had there when Sykkuno suddenly came in and went straight to standing on top of the vent.
You giggled already knowing his trick.
"Okay guys," you mumbled watching Sykkuno wiggle on the vent. "do we trust Sykkuno or not?"
"You know what," you said making a split second decision. "Its the first game, we might as well."
Joining him on the vent, you stilled for a second and then breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't automatically kill you.
"See, what did I tell you guys huh?" you question smiling straight at the camera. "I knew Sykkuno could be trusted."
You decided to follow Sykkuno going into reactor with him and starting 'Simon says' and just as you were on the last part, a body was found making you let a whine out.
"Guysss," you whined to the camera as Rae started talking about how she had found Daves body in admin.
"Um, I havent been in admin since the start of the game," you said, "also I can clear Sykkuno, for the last part of the round, he's been with me since lights went out."
Sykkuno confirmed it, "Yup that's right, also I can hard clear Y/N cuz guess what? She stood on the vent with me and none of us died."
Everyone chuckled as he said "Thats good enough for me."
"Uh, I was in navigation mostly." said Lily.
"Poki, can I just ask what you were doing?" said Sean, an undercurrent of mirth present.
"Me?" asked Poki speaking for the first time. "What was I doing?"
"You weren't doing any tasks, you were literally just walking from one side of medbay to the other when I peeked in."
Poki started laughing, trying to get her words out at the same time.
"Okay so-" a giggle. "okay okay- I was just, I was trying to um do the beep test," she said finally breaking down and making everyone else laugh as well.
"What the fuck?" you said, laughing at the image in your mind.
"My chat told me to do it last game so I decided to do it now, I was literally just playing around," she said finally, adding "I swear I'm not imposter" at the end.
"Hmmm," you hummed, bringing a hand up to stroke your chin. "Are you sure it was last game Poki... hm...."
Giggling at Poki indignant "YES it was last game", you quickly skipped voting like everyone else as the timer went into the last ten seconds.
Humming a tune under your breath, you went back to reactor, taking a minute to carefully do Simon says and then moved to the other task counting out one two three as you pressed on the numbers. Humming, you moved out of reactor, only to come face to face with Corpse. You paused for a second, and then moved ahead, refusing to show anything on camera. For some reason he followed you as you went to storage, looking at you while you did the trash.
"Why is he just staring?" you mumbled, biting your lip. God, you really didn't wanna think of him right now. You started walking to shields, him still walking with you when lights were called and not a second later a body was reported.
Suddenly there was screaming your ears as Toast and Rae both started accusing each other.
"Wait- Wait WAIT" yelled Poki trying to get them to stop. "What happened?"
"I'll explain" declared Rae, not letting toast get a word in. "We were in navigation okay, me, Toast and Leslie. Lights went out, and suddenly a report buttons there. It's either Toast or someone came in just as lights went out and killed but that doesn't seem likely because I didn't see anyone anywhere near us at all. Anyways I'm fucking telling the truth guys, its Toast, he's the one who did it."
"Toast, do you have anything to say for yourself?" asked Corpse, his voice making your insides shiver.
"Holy shit, this is my soulmate", you thought for the fiftieth time.
"Uh yeah," replied toast. "I didn't do it."
Everyone laughed as he continued.
"Like seriously, I wouldn't do anything like this because it'd be a stupid move from my own part, and I think Raes smart enough to not do this as well. I think someone else came in just as lights went down and killed immediately, which to be honest, was pretty smart of them."
"Okay so I can clear Corpse," you cut in noticing the timer was close. "he was with me in weapons when it happened, he wouldn't have had time to go all the way up, or even vent there because we were literally walking in."
"Yup that's right," confirmed corpse.
"I'm in cafeteria" said Poki.
"Yeah, I saw her on my way to weapons," said Sykkuno, "and I'm in weapons right now,"
"I'm in lower engine" said Sean, and Lily said she was in reactor.
"I think it's Toast," you mumbled and then rose your voice to talk over everyone. "Look okay fine, maybe he said it was a stupid move and he wouldn't do it but maybe he did it for that exact reason. He thought he could get away with it because no one would expect him to do something like that."
As the timer started going down by 10, you voted for Toast and it turned out 3 had skipped the vote while five had voted for him.
damn.
"Guys you actually voted for him?" you said in a high voice, re-enacting one of Sykkunos most said lines.
You heard a "oh for gods sake" from Rae before everyone went silent and you giggled as you moved back down to weapons to do your tasks.
You finished all your tasks and decided to go to security to check where everyone is. Humming as you moved through the electrical hallway, you narrowed your eyes as Corpse came out of electrical and went towards storage. Quickly ducking in you didn't see a body so you headed back out, going into cams and gasping as you saw the body. Reporting immediately you were shocked to see the four kills that had happened. Now only you, Corpse, Sean and Rae were left.
"Oh my god," you mumbled confused. Either there were still two imposters, and Toast wasn't the imposter or the imposter literally killed and did nothing else. Now either that could mean that its definitely Rae if Toast wasn't the imposter, or that it was Corpse as the only imposter left. That was a bit weird though becuase he could have totally killed you at the start of the game. You didn't suspect Sean at all.
"What the fuck?" mumbled Corpse, and Rae made her animal noises expressing her shock.
"Okay," you said taking charge and relaying the kill and your theory to everyone. "So either it was Toast and there's only one other imposter, who is Corpse. Or Toast wasn't an imposter and there's two of them left. I-" you took a deep breath in at the end, very confused. " I don't know anymore,"
"I think its Corpse as well,"
Corpse who hadn't said anything up till this moment suddenly started stammering out "hey-hey uh let-lets not gang up on me okay. It's not-"
"No, wait, its because Y/N said you came out of electrical right, and I saw you in upper engine literally a bit ago and you went down. I went towards cafeteria so I don't know exactly where you went but its totally possible that you killed."
You voted form him after that, convinced it was Corpse, and the other followed quickly.
"Guys what the fuck, at least give me a chance to explain my self" he whined when his body was thrown off the ship seconds later. You cheered when the "VICTORY" sign was displayed across the screen, bringing up your chat and laughing at Toast as he pretended to be angry at me.
"That was a great round, good work Y/N"
"Thankyou" you mumbled staring at your chat. You were confused when you saw the absolute influx of messages on there, and you were barely able to read them because they were going so fast. You scrolled up, and read through the few of the messages;
"You've made corpse sad."
"Corpse has literally been so quite since you came in, can you leave."
"Omg stop with the hate messages, its not her fault if corpse isn't talking to you"
"are you his ex or something? What was that reaction at the start?"
"what did you do? Corpse literally hasn't said a word since you came in."
"Um..."
Corpse POV
Corpses heart stopped for a minute, his breath catching. The words on his wrist glowed gold, and he stared at the little red character standing there.
This person was the reason that he had "PRAISE BINGUS" stretched across his wrist.
They were the only reason that he had searched "Bingus" on google for all of his life. The only reason Corpse knew about the meme before anyone else was because he was constantly monitoring the word online. Ever since March, he had been waiting with bated breath, anxious that he could meet his soulmate at any moment. and here you were.
For some reason, he had never expected that he would meet you in among us, or while he was on stream. He always thought it'd be someone outside. It was a bit stupid in hindsight as all he did nowadays was play among us.
He heard you introduce yourself to him but the only thing that came out of his mouth was “No fucking way”.
Immediately after he wanted to slap himself.
“Idiot” he thought to himself. “At least try to make a good impression.”
When Rae asked what was wrong, heat sprung to his cheeks as he started revealing that they were soulmates, but Y/N cut him off, saying that it was nothing.
Corpse’s heart sank a little then.
'Maybe she’s just a private person,' he reasoned with himself.
'I shouldn’t have tried to say it on stream either. God, I’m a fucking idiot, if I said it, literally everyone would know and not only would I have hated the attention, she probabaly would have as well.'
Convincing himself that she was right, he reassured himself that it wasn’t because of him. She wasn’t revealing it because she probably didn't want all the attention.
For some reason though, his heart sank even more when Y/N didnt talk to him, instead talking to sykkuno about his dog. Like sure he could understand not wanting to reveal they were soulmates but shouldn’t she at least wanna talk to him? At this point he wouldn’t even mind if she talked about his voice like everyone else.
He groaned when the word "Imposter" came across his screen, his and Toasts character standing together. He was not in the right mindset right now to be able to be a good imposter. Breathing in deeply he continued in the game, with the first round passing by quick. The second round, he saw Y/N and stood with her for a bit wondering if he should kill her. Her red character moved to weapons and he sighed moving the mouse over the kill button. Just as he was thinking of clicking a body was found. Corpse swore as Toast flew off the ship. Deciding he needed to speed it up he killed four people in the round, hissing when the meeting was called. The moment Y/N accused him, he knew it was over. He didn't even bother defending himself much, just hoping the game would end soon.
When they were in the lobby, he quickly told everyone that he was going to leave because his internet was acting up. Turning off the stream after saying a quick thank you to everyone, he leaned back in his seat breathing through his nose.
What the fuck was his life.
Even his soulmate didnt want him. Honestly, he should have expected this. Abandoned at 12 with no one around him, why did his expect his soulmate to even give a fuck about him. Tears pricked his eyes and he blinked trying to get rid of them. He breathed in deeply, grabbing the water on the table and taking a big gulp. He had never hated himself more than he did right now. Why couldnt he have an easier life.
“Why cant I just fucking be NORMAL” he yelled throwing the empty bottle of water at the wall.
Throwing himself into bed, he scrunched up his eyes, hoping that sleep would come today, not noticing as his phone lit up with a single message.
Your POV
You stayed for another game and then ducked out apologizing and making an excuse up.
"Sorry it was such a short stream, everyone," you said pouting at the camera. "It was fun though so hopefully I get to do it again." Waving goodbye, you turned off the camera and leaned your head back staring at the ceiling.
What the actual fuck.
Grabbing your phone, you stared at it for a bit. Everything that you had pushed to the back of your mind in the game, was suddenly in the forefront.
The only thing you knew about Corpse was that he had a really deep voice, he narrated horror movies, and he maybe did music?
'Rae mentioned that once right?' you thought to yourself.
You unlocked the phone and then locked it again, too scared to actually do anything.
Unlocked.
Locked.
Unlocked.
Locked.
"Oh get a grip," you muttered to yourself, opening the phone and sending a text to Rae.
‘Hey Rae, do you have corpses number? Do you mind sending it to me, I need to tell him something.’
A reply came in a minute,
‘umm, why. he's pretty private so idk i don't rlly wanna give his number if he doesn't want someone to have it’
You sighed, and decided you might as well tell her. You knew Rae wouldn't betray your trust.
‘He's my soulmate’
Immediately a ‘AHDJHAKJKAGDAK’ came as a reply and you giggled at the string of emojis after it.
‘Don't tell anyone,’ you sent quickly, trying to calm her down.
‘Okay okay, its XXX - XXX - XXXX, ASHAGDH IM DYING OMG. GO TALK TO HIM.’
Biting your lip you added Corpse into your contacts hesitating before putting a small black heart next to his name.
"Already simping," you mumbled under your breath, hands hovering over the keyboard as you struggled to think of what to write.
You finally decided on 'Hey, its Y/N, can I call?' thinking that something short would be the best way to go. Hand hovering over the send button, you sucked in a breath and pressed it, waiting with bated breath.
A minute passed.
And then five.
And then, without you even you realising, it'd been half an hour of you just looking at your phone.
An hour later, you were slumped on your desk, eyes closed and snoring lightly, the phone still open, the message you sent lighting up the screen.
tbc.
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The crown I wear is neither gold, silver or bronze. It is the heart of the lover I lost.
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