Tumgik
#corn bots leave me alone
youlovedbefore · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
File Name: The Bolter
You don't get to tell me about sad.
339 notes · View notes
trickarrows-bishop · 9 months
Text
NO THE BOTS ARE BACK FFS
Tumblr media
10 notes · View notes
goopybear · 1 year
Text
I am the porn bots victim constantly… 😔
1 note · View note
koyunsoncizeri · 1 year
Text
Can corn bots leave me alone?
I'm only interested in traumatised men twice my age who are ruggedly handsome.
Thank you.
20 notes · View notes
rayisalive · 1 year
Text
OH FUCK OH NO PLEASE NO THE CORN BOTS FPUND OUT ABT ASKS I GOT FLASHED NUDES AGAIN NO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE DUDE OH GOD I JUST WOKE UP I HAVE TO TAKE A TEST LATER NO DUDE CMON PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE-
15 notes · View notes
rubenspetista · 1 year
Text
can corn bots please leave me alone 💀
5 notes · View notes
qwvak · 6 months
Text
how do i get rid of those corn bots theyre fucking everywhere, i went from 500 followers to 800 IN DAYS like, bro, i wont click on the link please leave me and my family alone
1 note · View note
crispydonuts · 8 months
Text
Leave me alone, corn bots
Tumblr media
0 notes
bladeoffairness · 9 months
Text
Kinda sucks getting excited after seeing someone like my post or follow me, and then realizing it's just a corn bot. Like bro i'm not even 18 yet leave me alone
(Also ik I haven't posted anything for a while. New stuff coming soon!)
1 note · View note
justbeasdreamz · 11 months
Text
Guys why are corn bots liking my posts leave me tf alone
0 notes
rebootz · 1 year
Text
im tired of logging on to see corn bots follow me. leave me ALONE
1 note · View note
starzalign · 1 year
Text
how do i get these corn bots to leave me alone it’s getting hellish out here
1 note · View note
avengerscompound · 4 years
Text
The Tower: Family - 6
Tumblr media
The Tower: Family An Avengers Fanfic
Series Masterlist PREVIOUS //
Pairing:  Avengers x OFC, Bruce Banner x Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Wanda Maximoff x Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff x Tony Stark x Thor x Sam Wilson x OFC (Elly Cooper)
Word Count: 4012
Warnings:  Pregnancy, smut (bisexual orgy, baby making, edging, over-stimulation, oral sex, anal sex, rough sex, throat fucking, face sitting, vibrators, cock-rings, electrostimulation, multiple orgasms).
Synopsis: With new powers, Thor now living on Earth full time, a wedding to plan, and Natasha and Wanda expecting, a lot is changing for Elly and her large and rather unconventional family.  When Elise’s parents try to reestablish connections, Elly questions what being a family actually means.
Tumblr media
Chapter 6: Making a Baby
Immediately after the ceremony, we had to sign all the legal paperwork and we had some photos taken.  The bots Tony had made when we were in Asgard had taken some photos at the bonding but as that had been interrupted by a large battle, there were none posed of us together as a family.  It was definitely nice we got to have this moment recorded when the bigger one hadn’t been.
The sun was setting by the time we walked over to the area on the beach set up with tables and hanging lanterns that would host our reception.  There were two large round tables, one for us and one for the guests, and next to the long tables where the buffet would be set up, there was a small round table with a large cake shaped like the Avengers Tower.
Waiters had been walking around handing out tropical-themed canapés that included coconut shrimp, chicken skewers with pineapple and mango, and mini black bean and corn empanadas, while the band played soft rock songs by Tony’s favorite bands.
When we arrived, the band stopped playing and Rhodey went up to the podium.
“Well, well, well,” he said.  “Looks like our little group of deviates has finally arrived, all official and everything.  Can we all stand and welcome them, complete and whole, and two of them legally married.”
Everyone stood and clapped as we moved up to the dance floor.  Tony and I moved to the center while the other’s circled the edge.  The band began to play ‘Nothing Else Matters’ by Metallica.  Tony spun me into his arms and we began to slow dance to it, turning slowly around the dance floor.  Steve and Bruce stepped out onto the dance floor and Tony spun me into Steve’s arms before turning and pulling Bruce against him.  We danced in pairs for a few bars and Natasha, Wanda, Bucky, and Thor moved in.  Wanda began to dance with me and I kept my cheek pressed against hers as we moved around the floor.  Finally, Sam and Clint moved in and we all switched again.  We spent the rest of the song slow dancing around each other and switching from partner to partner until we had each danced with everyone.
The song ended and we took our seats and Rhodey got back up to the podium.
“Now, we all came here from pretty far away… not like when they dragged our asses to Asgard, but still, it was a trip.  But we all know why we’re here,” Rhodey said as the staff began to set up the buffet with the starters.  “These guys are our family.  So thank you all for coming to celebrate with them.  It looks like they’re bringing out the food.  I don’t know about you, but I’m starving.  Let’s go eat.”
Our table went first.  The buffet was set up in sections.  One had a selection of cold seafood, like shrimp, oysters, and smoked salmon, one had things like crab cakes, different kinds of skewers with things from fish to tofu, stuffed mushrooms, tacos, and warm tartlets with tomato and bocconcini.  There was a salad station, and one with soups, as well as a table full of tropical fruit.  There was also a bar that was specializing in brightly colored tropical cocktails.
“Thank god,” Tony said as he began loading up his plate with crab legs.  “I’m starving.  I’ve been fasting so I’d look good in a suit.”
“Are you kidding?”  Natasha asked.  “You’re basically a coat hanger.  Everything looks good on you.”
Tony chuckled.  “Thanks, Red,” he said.  “But I didn’t want to be all bloated.”
“Well, eat up, you dope,” I teased.  “Gonna need your energy.”
“Already calling me a dope?”  Tony asked.
“You are a dope,” I teased.  “And don’t drink too much either.”
“Wow, Elise,” Tony deadpanned.  “We’re married two minutes and you’re already trying to change me.”
“I need you at your peak performance tonight,” I whispered and headed back to the table with my plate piled high with different things.
“Pfft,” Tony scoffed as he followed along after me.  “That’s what Thor is for.”
“I can only ensure that you are fertile.  I can’t ensure you’ll be able to perform,” Thor said playfully.
“But if you’d like one of us to get Elise pregnant,” Steve added.
“Woah now,” Tony said, putting his hands up.  “Let’s not be hasty here.”
We ate our starters and drank and talked and as the plates were cleared away Rhodey got up to the podium again with a glass of champagne.  Waiters started filling everyone’s glasses.  There was a hibiscus flower in syrup sitting in the bottom of each glass and when the champagne was added to it, the flower appeared to bloom in the glass.
“Now, platypus,” Tony said.  “No bad mouthing me.  You promised.”
“I feel like this speech should have been done in Asgard.  But then there was some battle with angels and it became a little like work.  So we’ll do it here,” Rhodey said.  “I met Tony way back at MIT.  He was just an annoying kid who liked to show up all the students who were at least three years his senior.  But he has a way of growing on you.  I don’t know what I expected him to do with his life.  He was smart and funny and partying hard and that never ended for a long, long time.  For a while, I was worried he was going to burn out hot and leave a pretty corpse.  But it turns out, he’ll most likely outlive us all.  Back then I didn’t really see him as the marrying type.  Yet here we are. At his wedding.  The official Earth one after he just committed himself for 5000 years to 9 other people.  If you’d asked me back then if I thought he’d do that I’d have thought you were as drunk as Tony probably was.”
Rhodey looked over at Tony affectionately and Tony winked at him.  “I’m so happy for him.  He deserves a happy ending and he’s found it.  I know he loves them all.  And he loves being a dad.  He’s finally seemed to find that exact thing he needed.  A loving family.  I know it’s unconventional.  It took me a long time to understand it.  But Tony isn’t conventional.  Conventional was never going to work.  And while he went in reluctantly at first because a woman he got a crush on was gently leading him in, it’s been exactly what he needed,” Rhodey said and raised his glass.  “So I’d like you all to raise your glasses to finding your people and unconventional love.”
Everyone toasted to unconventional love and clinked their glasses together before taking a drink.  Rhodey returned to his chair, ruffling Tony’s hair as he passed him.
Steve stood and approached the podium.  “That’s quite the speech to be following,” Steve said.  “But I’d like to follow with the same theme about not believing what the future would bring.  I was born in 1918.  Over one hundred years ago.  I had a list of ailments that was taller than I was.  I was told I wouldn’t make it to adulthood.  Despite being told all the things I couldn’t do, I was determined to do them.  I made it to adulthood.  I started dating the boy I had a crush on for so long.  I even managed to ride the Cyclone at Coney Island.  But if you had told me back then, I would not only be marrying that boy but also eight other people, one of them an actual god, on a completely different planet, well, I probably would have had an asthma attack.”
There was laughter from everyone and Steve looked over at us all.  “Here we are though.  I didn’t expect it, let me tell you.  Someone once told me that if it wasn’t for war I was nothing.  It took nine people to make me realize otherwise.  And I love them all.  They each touch a part in me that’s unique and I’m so happy that… well, we all fell into this little arrangement.”  He took a breath and looked over at us.  “It hasn’t been without its obstacles.  But you can’t say you have a strong bond until you’ve overcome some obstacles together.  And we made it.  We’re getting our happily ever after.  So let’s toast to that.  Happily ever after.”
He raised his glass and everyone repeated ‘happily ever after’ while raising theirs.  Steve came back and took his seat and I went up next.
“We like to joke about being in the bad dad’s club,” I said as I stood in front of everyone.  “Most of us have our own stories of parental neglect.  I was raised being told I needed to marry rich, lock him in with some kids, and not care who he was sleeping with.  It made me reject all of that I barely dated.  I expected to just die alone.  And then one day I knocked a certain red-head over when I was running late for work and it changed my life forever.
“I have had my two kids.  And I did marry rich.  I also don’t care who my husband sleeps with. But I don’t think my parents had this in mind.  They’d hate this.  I don’t care.  I am happy.  I love these people.  I love the thing we’ve built together.  I’m excited about our future and what that means.  I’m excited to see how our family grows and what that means for us.  I love them all so much.  I never thought I’d ever want anything like this, but love is like a drug and I’m addicted.  Now I have it, I can’t imagine it being any other way.” I lifted my glass.  “So I ask you to raise your glass to finding your family.”
I took a drink while everyone repeated me and then returned to my seat.  Natasha grabbed my hand as I passed and pulled me down into a kiss.  Tony got up and spanked my ass as he passed me and I made a choked giggle into Natasha’s lips.
“So,” Tony said as he waggled his glass and a waiter came back over to refill it.   “We've all heard I was a bit of a mess. All I ever knew was abuse, manipulation, and neglect. So it took me a while to even think about trying to attempt monogamy. And well, we're here today, so obviously, that didn't work out for me either.”  There was laughter from everyone and Tony paused until it died down.  “These guys started up their little den of iniquity under my nose.  Oh, they invited me to join.  In fact, they told everyone else I was part of it, completely ignoring how closed off and angry I was.  They really didn’t want to take no for an answer, but I guess, I am me, so who can blame them?”  There was more laughter and he looked over at me.  “Then one day, I found this stray roaming around my tower.  I tried to resist her.  I even tried to get FRIDAY to kick her out of the building.  But she managed to crawl right in under my skin and take up residence there.  It hasn’t been smooth sailing. Like Spangles said, there have been some rough and downright scary times.  I kept locking them out, scared I was going to get hurt or end up hurting them.  It took a long, long time for them to teach me they were here for me and I was worth it.  Slowly, I realized I was healing.  That I was in love with all these people.  So I guess that is proof we all have hearts.  So I ask you to raise your glasses to love.  Whatever form it finds you in.”
I got up and kissed him deeply as everyone toasted and he pulled me close.  “I love you so much,” I whispered.
“Alright,” Sam said standing.  “Enough talking. Looks like the second course is here, let’s eat.”
The reception turned a little more party after that.  We ate, danced.  Cut the cake.  Bucky shoved his slice right into Steve’s face much to Tony’s amusement.  The cake was 10 different flavors and I was pretty determined to try them all.  The kids were taken to bed by their aunt and uncle just after the cake and by the time we left I was a tipsy, exhausted, and yet completely hyped up.
“Alright,” Tony said, wrapping his arms around my waist from behind and kissing my neck.  “Let’s make a baby.”
“Not so fast, Tony,” Steve scolded.  “We all want to be part of this.  We are a family after all.”
“Besides,” Thor said.  “I thought you wanted my assistance.”
“Oh, yes,” I said as Sam approached me.  He ran his hands up under my skirt, pushing it up at the sides as he moved his hands to my ass.
“I don’t like the tone,” Tony said, suspiciously.  “What exactly are you people planning?”
“You people?”  Steve teased, pulling Tony back against him and palming his cock through Tony’s pants.  Sam brought his lips to mine and began to kiss me deeply and lovingly.  “Come on now, Tony.  We’re family.”
Tony made a choked groan and leaned his head back on Steve’s shoulder as Thor approached Tony.  He leaned in and kissed Tony hungrily and slipped one large hand into Tony’s pants and began to massage Tony’s balls.  There was a spark and a ripple through the air and Tony groaned loudly into Thor’s lips.
“All the other babies were conceived in an orgy by accident.  The only reason we know paternity is because Thor just knows that kind of thing,” Natasha said running her fingers down my neck.  “This is the first time we’re planning to get pregnant and we all want to be part of that even if we are planning paternity too.  So, little Elise here is going to be overstimulated.  We’re each going to make her come over and over and over until she can’t take it anymore.” 
Thor released Tony and moved over to me, pressing himself behind me and kissing my neck.  Sam pulled back and Thor tilted my head back and kissed me deeply.  He pressed his palm low on my stomach, just above my pubic mound.  There was that same spark and ripple as with Tony, and a dull ache ran through my core.
“You on the other hand,” Natasha said, grabbing Tony by the lapels and pulling him toward the bed.  “Will be edged until you're begging us to let you come.”
Thor pulled my dress off over my head and everyone else began to undress, either themselves or each other.  Clint picked me up and carried me to the bed tossing me on it.  Tony was on the far side of the bed.  He was naked and Natasha was sitting on his thighs and putting a cock ring on him.
Clint crawled between my legs and pushed them apart kneeling down and nosing at my cunt.  He pulled off my panties and licked a stripe up my folds, making my skin buzz.  Wanda climbed up on the bed beside me and straddled my face.  I hummed and lapped over her cunt, swirling it over her folds and dipping it inside her.  Clint began to flick his tongue over my clit and sucking on my pussy.
My hips jerked under him as Wanda’s rolled on my face and her fluids dripped down into my mouth.  I was vaguely aware that the others were kissing and grinding on each other near me and right on the other side of the bed Thor was sucking Tony’s cock while Natasha rode his face.
Clint thrust a finger inside me and began to suck on my clit.  He hit my g-spot immediately like his fingers had a magnetic attraction to that sweet spot inside me.  He sucked on my clit, flicking his tongue back and forth over it. I moaned loudly into Wanda’s cunt, trying to focus my tongue on her clit, moaning louder each time she shuddered over me.  Clint’s fingers pushed harder and harder on my g-spot sending a jolt up my spine each time he did it.  My legs began to shake as my orgasm approached being fed by the feelings the others had and intensified.  I focussed on Wanda, sucking hard on her clit and pushing my tongue inside her.  I knew she was close too, I could feel it through her thread.  She always sat close to the edge once the rest of us began to enjoy ourselves.  I nipped at her clit and she moaned, coming on my face.  I let myself relax and as soon as I did, Clint pushed hard on my g-spot with two fingers and twisted his wrist.  I screamed out and came hard, bucking my hips against his face.
Clint got up and crawled over to where Tony was and Wanda climbed off me.  Natasha, Steve, and Bucky approached me.   Natasha guided me so I was straddling her face and Bucky pushed me forward so my face was at Natasha’s cunt.  Sam had pulled Wanda into his lap and they were kissing hungrily, while Thor was fucking Tony, and Tony sucked Bruce’s cock.
Bucky poured lube onto my ass and pushed a finger inside, fucking it slowly.  I moaned loudly and nuzzled at Natasha’s cunt as Natasha lapped over mine.  Steve slapped the head of his cock on Natasha's clit and teased it over my lips.  I sucked on the head and he thrust shallowly in and out of my mouth.
More lube was added to my ass along with a second finger.  I mewled and tried my best to relax as Bucky worked to loosen me up.  Steve pulled his cock from my mouth and sunk into Natasha.  I licked over his base and flicked my tongue over Natasha’s clit as Steve began to fuck her.  Bucky pulled his fingers out and added more lube.  I felt the head of his cock press against my ass and he began to ease into my ass.
“Fuck!”  I gasped.  The sound muffled by Natasha’s cunt.
Natasha gave my ass a spank and I clenched hard around Bucky’s cock, making him groan loudly.
Steve was fucking Natasha at a steady pace and I lapped over her cunt and the base of his cock, drinking up her arousal as it ran down his shaft.  Bucky fucked me slowly as Natasha sucked on my clit.  My muscles spasmed and clenched and I struggled to keep myself up.  The way I clenched and moaned seemed to spur Bucky on.  He picked up his pace, adding to the burn through me.  I started panting against Natasha’s cunt and she moaned and bucked under me.  I sucked her clit into my mouth and pressed my lips against it and flicked my tongue back and forth quickly.  Natasha mirrored my action and we both came moaning into each other.  Bucky and Steve fucked us through it before slipping out.  I rolled off the top of Natasha and lay panting as people moved around me.  Thor, Sam, and Bruce approached and I looked up at them and swallowed hard.  “How many times have you climaxed, my queen?”  Thor asked as he lifted me and moved me so my head was hanging over the end of the bed.
“Two,” I answered as I let my head drop over the edge of the bed.  I could see what the others were doing to Tony now, but I knew he was struggling to hold it together.
Sam tutted.  “That doesn’t sound like nearly enough.  I think we might need the vibrator boys.”
He went to the drawers and pulled out a small bullet vibrator.  Bruce and Thor both lubed up their cocks and Bruce put pillows under my hips and eased his cock into my ass.  Thor straddled my chest, pinning me to the mattress and pushed my tits around his thick shaft and slowly began to roll his hips.  Sam gave Bruce the vibrator and he turned it on and pressed it onto my clit.  The setting was low but it still made me buck up and moan loudly.
“Open up, princess,” Sam said.
I opened my mouth and he pushed his cock into my mouth.
Thus began one of the most intense sexual experiences I’ve ever had.
It started slow, Thor massaging my tits as he fucked them slowly, Bruce matched his pace as he fucked my ass and held the vibrator against my clit, and I sucked Sam’s cock.  It very quickly escalated.  Each man seemed to be spurred on by the others.  Bruce started fingering me as he fucked me and Sam started fucking my throat.
The first orgasm hit quickly and Bruce upped the setting of the vibrator.  I cried out and bucked under them and Thor sent a jolt through me making me come again.  Each time I came they went harder and upped the buzz on the vibe.  By the third my vision was going fuzzy thanks to the brutal pace they were setting.  Bruce groaned and jerked hard into my ass coming inside me.  He slipped out and Thor moved down and took his place.  He was large and his cock stretched me painfully, but I was light-headed and fuzzy and I welcomed the pain.  He upped the buzz on the vibrator and I came immediately.
Thor made an almost graphic squelching sound each time he thrust into me as Bruce’s come acted as a lubricant for his cock.  Sam groaned and pulled back slightly as he came into my mouth, coating my tongue with thick, salty ropes of semen.
I moaned and swallowed it but Thor didn’t even seem close.  Bruce and Sam stayed close to me as Thor kept fucking my ass.  Sam massaged my breasts and pinched my nipples and Bruce took over with the vibrator leaving Thor free to just hold my hips and fuck my ass hard.  One orgasm just blended into the next and I couldn’t focus on anything else.  I screamed out and everything went black.  When I came to Thor had moved me a little and was no longer inside me.  “Oh good,” he said smiling.  “Did we push you too far?”
I shook my head slowly.
“Good, because Tony is ready for you,” Thor said, gently and kissed me softly.
He moved away and I opened my arms.  Tony crawled up between my legs.  “I’m not gonna last long,” he said, apologetically as he eased inside of me.
I moaned.  “Good.”
He chuckled and slowly rolled his hips as his body stayed pressed close to me.  Everything ached but my cunt welcomed him.  I wrapped my arms around him and held him tight and we began to kiss.  Everyone else was just sitting around us watching.  Tony was right though, he was sitting right on the edge and it was only a minute before he groaned and was releasing inside me.  I didn’t care that I didn’t come again.  I had done more than enough of that.  I hummed happily as he filled me and collapsed down on top of him.
“Was that it?  Is she pregnant now?”  Clint asked.
There was laughter in the group.  “Takes a week or so, Clint,” Bruce said, with no patronization in the tone, just kindly educating his husband.
“It will, though, right?”  Clint asked.
“They are both at peak fertility,” Thor said.  “It still may not happen and I would recommend that Elise and Tony try again tomorrow.  But it should work.”
I hummed and kissed Tony’s neck. “You hear that?”
He hummed in return.  “Yeah.  More sex or us.”
I giggled and nudged his cheek with my nose.  “Not that part.”
He laughed and kissed me just under my ear.  “Yeah.  We’re gonna have another baby on the way.”
Tumblr media
// NEXT
128 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Cytonic by Brandon Sanderson
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
**SPOILER REVIEW**
Okey okey okey...... I read this book in like... 4 days. That's a LOT for me. I'm a slow reader, between the dyslexia and that english isn't my first language. AND ONLY FOUR DAYS. You know what that means?? I f**ing loved it.
First, I love the exploration part. The adventure of discovering this new, weird and alien place. Every cornes had a new thing, a new danger and/or wonder, something new to see and learn and discover. And man, I love that. I love stories that do that... and most of all, I love that all of that is delivered with a clear goal in mind. Spensa doesn't explore just because. She loves it, but she also has a goal: reach de Lightburst, find the secrets of the Delvers, fight them. And I felt so much like her while reading. I loved every minute.
The character moments were also great. I'm not usually a character-driven reader, but I do like character moments and growth. And I think every character in this, from Spensa to M-Bot, has growth soooo much.
Can I talk a minute about M-Bot? Because OMG. I love that AI so much. He's the best, I love his personality, his dialogue and the way he interacts with everyone. I love that he's discovering emotions and so can't stop talking about them. I love that he's finally free for those restrictions, even when that's dangerous. AND THE ENDING??? I HOPE HE'S OKEY. I know he needs to be okey. Spensa, better go back and find him, do you hear me?? Don't leave that AI alone in that place please.
So. The other characters... I liked most of them. I was a little mad a Chet in the beginning. His way of talking was awful, but then he grew on me. The pirates were all amazing. I loved Peg most of all. Shiver being close second.
I was expecting the pin being Doomslug, but I didn't expect Chet being a Delver at all. That took me by complete surprise. The point of the AIs "evolving" into Delvers was more obvious tho. But I still enjoyed those revelations and I'm very excited to see were this universe is going next.
Can't wait for Evershore!!
View all my reviews
2 notes · View notes
memoryprompts · 5 years
Text
SHIT THE SERVER HAS SAID 
( * a collection of sentence prompts taken directly from a discord server full of idiots. change pronouns as you see fit. some prompts may be nsfw 
“ASSES DO NOT PRODUCE WATER.” 
“ever since my sugar daddy nonsense a bunch of my friends have been getting bots offering to sext.”
“never call yourself a flaccid dick ever again.”
“I KNOW YOU HAVE A DADDY KINK BUT SHUT UP.”
“I’M HIGH NOT INCAPABLE.”
“You have the physical strength of a newborn bird.”
“It’s fiction you goddamn walnut.”
“THIS IS THE WORST CONVERSATION IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.”
“I’m genuinely scared I’m gonna end up a nun”
"Why am I half a corn chip?"
“THEY WERE SO TALL AND WHITE AND MORMON.”
“I love you my beanboy.”
“I'm literally going to fight you.”
“I’M LITERALLY LAYING ON THE FLOOR WITH TEARS IN MY EYES.”
"I have a lot of feelings about andy warhol."
“god, look at that! our impulse control needs an impulse control.”
“MAKE THE SMALL MORMON FAINT.”
“I hate you but you’re right.”
"I'm gonna make [name] watch anime if its the last thing I do." 
"I think [name] would prefer to mc-fucking-die."
“what fucking mosquito with a foot fetish decided to bite the bottom of my foot what the fuck.”
“I’m left handed which also means i’m left footed.”
“as long as your anus is doing good.”
“that was verbal typo, which is also called a mistake.”
“sometimes someone walks into your room, tells you to sing, and you do it. I’m like middle ages era maiden.”
“If your life was so great you wouldn’t be on the phone with me while I take a shit.”
“I NEED IT FOR A CLASS SO YOU BETTER START THINKING ABOUT DEATH NOW!”
“can you believe [name]’s twink ass is gonna deck someone tonight.”
“he’s not the absolute worst but god if he’s not up there.”
"she’s... like barely effective birth control.”
"When a friend says they're stupid, you're supposed to tell them they aren't even if they are."
"I fucked up, never mind!"
"It's what made her gay."
“I’m specifically attacking your nipples because it’s not normal.”
“I’m a fuck in the ballet dance!”
“BOY THATS YOUR LAWYER.”
“Go the fuck to bed cursed corn chip.”
"I don't wanna be a manic pixie dream girl."
"Speaking of cowboys and shit."
"Oh, thats not a good start."
“If you’re nervous about a date just remember it’s probably not gonna be worse than being left in the parking lot mid anxiety attack.”
“LEAVE HER BONES ALONE.”
“[name] lets get our nipples pierced.”
50 notes · View notes
Inspired by the gorgeous piece by @ratchetsboyfriend [here].
 Rung sat there, as he always seemed to be lately when you found him like this – basking in the serenity of the low lights and the dreamy view of the great unknown. You couldn’t help but pause and take a moment on the threshold to watch him, a soft sigh of peace slipping from you as you felt the stresses of the day begin to fade away to the background in your mind, eyes tracing his form gently.
As if sensing you, the smaller bot cast his gaze your way and perked up as he saw you. You felt yourself do the same, embarrassed to have been caught staring, even as he smiled and called out for you. “Oh, hello! Care to join me?” He shifted over a little for you, and you felt your eyes crinkle at the sweetness of the gesture as you came closer, sitting down beside him.
For a while you exchanged little talks and moments from your respective days, but that slowly was hushed by the dreamy quality of this place, this little sanctuary tucked and hidden away in the Lost Light, and you two soon found yourselves blinking out over the intricate swirls of a distant nebula.
Unbidden, images and sounds from your life on Earth drifted through your mind. Oh, you’d always loved space so much. That urge, that tug which had been present and constant throughout your life –to explore the universe and all its wonders – it had carried you here. It was easy to feel homesickness trying to creep in, but at your core, there was a surety of your purpose out here amongst everything you could have ever dreamed of that routinely stole your breath away, too.
It was bittersweet to think of Earth like this, but the presence of Rung besides you – leaning in but not quite touching as he gazed out in contemplation – grounded you and stopped the well of emotions from being unbearable. Taking and letting out a deep breath, you felt tension leave your body, and after a moment, you began to hum along to the tune inside your head. It was an old tune, but one of your favourites, and Rung doesn’t seem to mind if his little hum of contentment was any indication. It felt better to get it out of your head, even if it was a bit wonky and strained from a day of talking and arguing and negotiating.
In a lull, you glanced up, and managed to catch his eye. He jolted a little out of his calm, looking almost sheepish, and a matching expression crossed your face.
“I hope I wasn’t disturbing you.”
“Oh! Oh, no, not at all.” His tone was surprised, but still held that hushed quality it so often did when you two were alone here together. “It was – well, it was really rather nice, actually.”
Your lips quirked. “It’s one of my favourite songs. I guess it’s just been on my mind lately.”
You could see it in the tilt of his head and in his expression as he ever so slightly leaned down to better see your face, that sweetness and concern and perceptiveness that was just so very Rung. “Thinking of home?”
You hummed, half-shrugging, and looking away from him. “Sometimes, I do, yes.” You drew your gaze across the brilliant nebula, all vibrant colours and shadows and contrasts. Sensing what he might be trying to ask, you added on with a smile: “I’m happy out here, though.”
There was a soft pause, before he hummed. “I’m glad.”
A gentle lull passed, the two of you sitting in companionable silence, before you heard him turn back to you again. “I, um, I don’t suppose this song has words, does it?”
Taken off guard, you look up at him, eyebrows raised high. “Oh?” A smile slid across your face as he gestured offhandedly and you could all but hear him began to backtrack, so you dug into your pocket. “I’ll show you.”
Your old phone, mostly useless up out here barring its use as a handy notebook or camera, was filled with all the music you could fit on it before departing from your homeplanet. With a few quick selections, the melody started, slow and a little tinny as it swelled to fill the space around the two of you. You both sat there: you, humming along and murmuring out little bits and pieces, Rung, listening intently and bobbing his helm along with you once he caught on to the tune.
In the midst of a giggle, as the song faded away, you reached over and restarted it, struck by a rush of impulsivity and a sudden desperation to chase the good mood, to not let it fade away with the song. Bouncing up on your feet and stowing the phone in your pocket you reached out to Rung with both hands outstretched. “Dance with me.”
“I- pardon?” Rung’s voice jumped up in pitch, before he gave a laugh as you shrugged and insistently stepped forward to take his servos in your hands, as if you were going to pull him up.
“Come on, it’s a good song to dance to. I’ll show you?” You grinned hopefully up at him, and he seemed to melt, leaning forward to get up.
“I – Full disclosure, I can’t really say I know how to dance, definitely not like humans, anyhow,” he shrugged, seemingly perplexed, but more than willing to humour you.
“Neither do I,” You respond as you hold his servos in yours, momentarily distracted by how warm they were before looking up at him, where he was stooped in order to accommodate your height – or, rather, lack thereof. Your own arms were stretched up comically high, and you could sense this could cause some hilarity. “But dignity’s cheap,” You grin up at him as he lets out a little laugh, and catching up with the beat, you take one slow, telegraphed step to your left.
He mimicked you, his step more of a tiny shuffle in comparison to your exaggerated stagger, and his optic ridge furrowed as he watched your feet, bringing his together as you did yours. Another beat, another step, back to the right, and he was following along and there was a moment where there was just pure, giddy glee on his face before he caught your foot move again and it flickered back to concentration.
Smile widening, you repeated the steps, him following you and gaining more confidence with every repetition. You couldn’t help but let out a giggle and put more of a sway into your movements, excitement and just some pure, carefree joy that you’d been missing as of late coursing through you, and he joined you. Back and forth, to and fro, the two of you gently rocked together. Feeling bold, you spun yourself out, and were overcome with the swirl of emotions. An overwhelming tenderness at the warmth in your hands, at the star-speckled, nebula-ribboned blackness from the port window, at the surprised laughter and commentary of the bot gingerly leading you to spin back into him, and at the bright blue warmth that emanated from his optics behind those glasses of his as he looked down at you – as if he felt the same – it was almost too much, too close to catching in your throat, but the song wasn’t over yet, and neither was this.
Later on, you’d look back and be sure that you two must have made quite the sight, goofing off like this, but in the moment, you two were in your very own little universe.
(I fully blame this on both @ratchetsboyfriend​ and @mari-strider​ for making me love Rung to the point that I actually managed to accidentally belch this out in a few hours aladjsjksdf (Seriously tho guys, those two are just amazing writers, go shower them with love pls) (Also this was meant to be like a little 300 words snippet LMAO RIP ME, it’s like 1000 words of corn and self indulgence and wild speculation based off of sweets’ fic because it mentioned music and homesickness and my mind went to “okay i love literally all of this and i also love dancing so like what if there was dancing as an icebreaker at some early point in this timeline” and spat this out))
65 notes · View notes